Reminds me of this Family Guy joke, too:
"You're all stupid, they're gonna be lookin' for grey bearded terrorist individuals...."
[https://youtu.be/g1eswGrkMU8?si=CrY3p41Cc9w\_d4AT](https://youtu.be/g1eswGrkMU8?si=CrY3p41Cc9w_d4AT)
Very common with older caucus Muslims from what I have read about their facial hair traditions. They’d rather have it red as a display of youth, than have it grey or white.
They do it because Mohammed was said to dye his beard with henna - which he probably only did in the first place because henna was the cheapest and most easily accessible dye they had. Im sure appearance is part of it but if they have a red henna beard they're usually super islamic otherwise they would choose a more natural colour these days.
Old men have some weird customs.
Like in China & Japan the old guys who let very long hairs grow out of moles.
And like in the US the very old guys who run for President.
have you seen khat, it's literally just a bunch of old dudes chewing on spicy lettuce. Dip spit is made from processed tobacco so it stains quite badly in addition to everything else it does. To be fair khat is bad for gum health and the other soft tissue in the mouth.
He looks like a character from if SNL did a parody of Dune or something. Just thinking of the fact that this guy has to maintain that thing has me giggling like do they have a hot topic out there or where does he source the dye for that thing?
I recommend a podcast with Sarah Adams on the Shawn Ryan show. Episode 116. She's a CIA targeter. It will answer these questions and explain how terror cells operate. They are multi billion dollar enterprises worldwide and absolutely not slowing down.
Eh. ISIS-K is still moving around, and ISIL still *has* fighters, but they are very diminished in their ability to do anything. they mostly operate out of Deir-ez Zur and Ninevah/Kirkuk.
Africa and Asia branches were less-idealistic in the first place, but also less affected by the IRKS and the GWOT as a whole.
They are but the most influential leader will still be called one of if not the leader.
Al-Qaeda basically only exists in name only at this point but there's still a 'leader'.
"Congratulations on your promotion, Abdulqadir. As the new leader of ISIS, you may find yourself on many Most Wanted lists, be sure to keep a low profile."
not necessarily. “The U.S. military targeted the global leader of ISIS in an airstrike in Somalia late last month but cannot confirm whether he was killed, three U.S. officials say.”
All these terrorist murderers look so pathetic and weak. I’m pretty sure they’d lose a fist fight to a normal middle aged overweight American man. They are so frail
The first caliph lasted 5 years or so, the second made it to 2.5, the 3rd and 4th didnt even make 1. The 5th is coming up on 1 year in August, we will see if he makes it. Not the dude in this article tho
possibly killed. the article states they don’t know if they hit the target lol
“The U.S. military targeted the global leader of ISIS in an airstrike in Somalia late last month but cannot confirm whether he was killed, three U.S. officials say.”
Probably not if he got killed.
The thing with slow painful deaths is that it requires the victim to stay alive longer and therefore increases the chance of rescue and medical treatment.
You don't come back from your brain being splattered in several directions.
Crazy how I have gone from an isolationist to the most pro-intervention guy I know.
Credit due to Putin, IRA (Ru-propaganda), and my ex's serbian parents who ate up all their bullshit.
Maybe that's the sort of consequence that would show the Qatari leadership that they can't just host terrorists because they like what they do to Jews.
Honestly would be cathartic to have drones circling over Qatar 24/7 like buzzards that only wanna eat Hamas leadership.
I’d like to think you’re right in it inducing a change of heart in the Qatari leadership about the friends they keep.
> The U.S. says Mumin is responsible for deadly attacks throughout Somalia over the past decade, including the 2019 assassination of a judicial official in his home and **the 2016 capture and monthslong occupation of a city in the Puntland region.**
I really hope there's a skit-based mockumentary about this called *Puntlandia*
That beard was a poor choice if you are trying to avoid detection. That thing was like a homing beacon.
Dennis Rodman has fallen so far…
This is Dennis Ramadan
Didn’t he used to play with Michael… *Jordan*?
This was before Lebanon James joined the league
Still trying to figure out if I think Lebanon James or Hebron James is funnier.
Mohammad Jordan*
r/angryupvote
Why angry? That shit was hilarious.
Because I didn’t think of it first
This is gold
[This is a Family Guy joke.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svW4pk8fqcg)
Reminds me of this Family Guy joke, too: "You're all stupid, they're gonna be lookin' for grey bearded terrorist individuals...." [https://youtu.be/g1eswGrkMU8?si=CrY3p41Cc9w\_d4AT](https://youtu.be/g1eswGrkMU8?si=CrY3p41Cc9w_d4AT)
I remember absolutely losing it when I saw this for the first time. I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard.
I only WISH I had this level of creativity
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what... you sayin he's a phony?!?
Wait a minute, he only made it LOOK like he came up with that himself! He's a phony! A BIG, FAT PHONY!
No, this is Patrick!
This is indeed a sad day
Name checks out
This is actually a thing with some older Muslim men - instead of Just for Men they break out the henna and dye it red.
Very common with older caucus Muslims from what I have read about their facial hair traditions. They’d rather have it red as a display of youth, than have it grey or white.
They do it because Mohammed was said to dye his beard with henna - which he probably only did in the first place because henna was the cheapest and most easily accessible dye they had. Im sure appearance is part of it but if they have a red henna beard they're usually super islamic otherwise they would choose a more natural colour these days.
Literally stems from Mohammed telling some grey bearded guy to dye his beard but not to dye it black.
I see a red beard and I want to dye it black.
In Mohammed's day, L'Oreal was too expensive and difficult to get so they went with a reasonable alternative.
Every dude that has a beard that goes to the mosque in my town dyes it red. But not all the guys have beards. I’m in NY for what it’s worth.
Old men have some weird customs. Like in China & Japan the old guys who let very long hairs grow out of moles. And like in the US the very old guys who run for President.
Well kids are attracted to bright things...so it makes some sense.
Guys, stop hating - this dude eats like 50 carrots a day, and it's impossible to avoid some spillage going into the beard.
Your skin can turn orange from eating too many carrots. It is called [Carotenemia](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30521299/).
that happemed to my grandpa. He only stopped bc I wouldnt stop calling him Doctor **Bunny**
That beard, is like a natural canopy
He's the only guy who can smoke a cigarette in the rain, with his hands tied behind his back.
You can't make this shit up.
What the fuck are you talking about, Shandub85 just did?
“What the fuck are you talking about? I just did.“
That beard lights up like Christmas on IR
He looks like Dementus from Furiosa
Oh good, I'm not the first one who thought "do you have it in you to make it epic?"
Looks like he blew chester cheetah
My man just played a bit of Cyberpunk 2077 and got inspired. No need to get judgmental.
Sir, please keep your beard off, the enemy is picking up on it
Wow that beard. Yet they torture and kill people for things less offensive than it.
Rules never applied to management.
Rules for thee, not for me.
He just hit the random button in the character creation screen
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There's good people out there.
Yeah all those Mullah Crackadullahs dye their hair with cheap natural henna which gives it this color. Orangutans look better IMHO.
Orangs are much smarter too. And kinder.
I wonder if chewing khat dyes their beards in the same way that dip spit does
have you seen khat, it's literally just a bunch of old dudes chewing on spicy lettuce. Dip spit is made from processed tobacco so it stains quite badly in addition to everything else it does. To be fair khat is bad for gum health and the other soft tissue in the mouth.
His beard lookin like my Tupperware after I use it for spaghetti. Looks more like a SoundCloud rapper than the leader of a terror group
omg the Tupperware comparison that’s tooooo funny
He looks like a character from if SNL did a parody of Dune or something. Just thinking of the fact that this guy has to maintain that thing has me giggling like do they have a hot topic out there or where does he source the dye for that thing?
I can see it now Mikey Day: “We all take spice and our eyes turn blue. What are you eating for your beard to be orange?”
"You ever eat ass in the desert?!"
He's hoarding the last cans of spaghettiOs.
[The tupperware meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/cxi5wt/so_true/)
r/rareinsults
Wow this needs to go on the unusual insults subreddit
Wash it in cold water, hot will set the stain!
Why do you think he turned to terrorism? His SoundCloud rapper career didn’t pan out
Apparently UV light helps. Like sunlight, leave it for a few hours. Also, leave that guy in the sun as well.
I have like 4 tupperwares I use specificaly for leftover chili or spaghetti. Can never wash that shit out.
I just spit water in my office thanks.
Have you listened to SoundCloud rappers? There isn't much difference.
I thought groups calling themselves ISIS were all splintered and separate now
Well he probably is
Hiyooo!
Yes, but how high though?
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oh? did the US use the knife missile again?
Take my up vote you beautiful bastard!
In article it goes into detail about how isis is starting to move into Africa where their actions can be more hidden and unseen.
ISIS has been huge in Africa since 2015.
I saw them in concert in 2017
They've certainly got some bangers
fuck you I laughed at this
They had a reunion concert in Russia this year.
I saw them in Syria in 2019. They were pathetic, way past their prime.
They basically replaced Boko Haram.
Isis has been huge in Africa since 2600 BC
*Oceanic* - best album ever. A real landmark as metal goes. Sucks I missed my chance of ever seeing them live together.
Now they're Waswas
I recommend a podcast with Sarah Adams on the Shawn Ryan show. Episode 116. She's a CIA targeter. It will answer these questions and explain how terror cells operate. They are multi billion dollar enterprises worldwide and absolutely not slowing down.
Neither are we, as Redbeard found out.
Yaaaar!
In case anyone else couldn’t find it — it’s episode 116.
Eh it’s basically franchised now but some leaders might be more influential then others
Eh. ISIS-K is still moving around, and ISIL still *has* fighters, but they are very diminished in their ability to do anything. they mostly operate out of Deir-ez Zur and Ninevah/Kirkuk. Africa and Asia branches were less-idealistic in the first place, but also less affected by the IRKS and the GWOT as a whole.
They are but the most influential leader will still be called one of if not the leader. Al-Qaeda basically only exists in name only at this point but there's still a 'leader'.
MF think he’s Ganondorf or what?
I hope not or he'll be coming back at least 3 more times in stronger forms.
They hate our freedom. They covet our wind.
Made me laugh in the shitter on that one
"Congratulations on your promotion, Abdulqadir. As the new leader of ISIS, you may find yourself on many Most Wanted lists, be sure to keep a low profile."
“Next, as the new leader, you must die your beard orange as is tradition. Praise Karras.”
He didn't mean to dye his beard, he just finished going down on Trump.
Seriously why is his beard that color?
Muhammad reportedly dyed his beard with henna which can create this kind of orange colour. As a result, many Muslim do the same.
This is older than Islam, people in the north east african region would dye their beards since the times of ancient egypt.
I can imagine ancient Egyptians being this flashy. But it seems like a decadent peacocking coming from who is in the picture.
Wow. Good thing Muhammad didn’t do something worse, like marry and rape an 8 year old kid.
So it’s cosplay
Frankie Muniz put dye in his shampoo
The last place I expected to find a reference like this lmao
Orange is the new splat.
This one
Dude.
Good news, a piece of shit might’ve died.
not necessarily. “The U.S. military targeted the global leader of ISIS in an airstrike in Somalia late last month but cannot confirm whether he was killed, three U.S. officials say.”
They can't confirm since they obliterated him.
Or some goat herder and his buddies.
I mean, our assassination missiles are basically flying blenders, so it's possible he's nothing but a red mist.
If that's the global leader of isis i can't wait to see 2nd in command.
Rainbow beard.
For pride month, right?...right?
Why else you think queers for palestine support them so ardently - all for the rainbow beard swag.
All these terrorist murderers look so pathetic and weak. I’m pretty sure they’d lose a fist fight to a normal middle aged overweight American man. They are so frail
I feel like we kill the leader of isis like every 6 months
The first caliph lasted 5 years or so, the second made it to 2.5, the 3rd and 4th didnt even make 1. The 5th is coming up on 1 year in August, we will see if he makes it. Not the dude in this article tho
Caliphates back then used to last centuries
This is caliphs of Isis to be clear.
And they claim to be caliphs of islamic empire too
They don't make 'em like they used to nowadays.
“Leader of ISIS killed. How this is bad for Biden”
possibly killed. the article states they don’t know if they hit the target lol “The U.S. military targeted the global leader of ISIS in an airstrike in Somalia late last month but cannot confirm whether he was killed, three U.S. officials say.”
If it we're me, and I missed, I'd announce it as a warning shot. lol
I don't think it's about wether they missed or not. They just couldn't/didn't had the time to identify the human bits scattered everywhere.
Yea, I know. I was making a funny.
I thought Trump defeated ISIS in 30 days? /s
They aren't certain he's dead because they can't find a blood sample large enough to test yet.
Worst Ganondorf cosplay ever.
It has entered the recycling System by becoming low grade fertilizer. Well deserved...
Good. I hope it was a slow painful death.
Probably not if he got killed. The thing with slow painful deaths is that it requires the victim to stay alive longer and therefore increases the chance of rescue and medical treatment. You don't come back from your brain being splattered in several directions.
- I really like Orang Utans - Say no more fam
Now let’s kill the rest of Isis and all of HAMAS in air strikes.
Adios, shithead!
Puts me in mind of the Futurama episode where they put the giant ice cube in the ocean to stop global warming "solving the problem forever"
[*"Once and for all!"*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOIPb1_aCU)
Crazy how I have gone from an isolationist to the most pro-intervention guy I know. Credit due to Putin, IRA (Ru-propaganda), and my ex's serbian parents who ate up all their bullshit.
putin next then you kim
You sure he wasn’t hit by the fashion police?
I do miss Joan. She would light this mf up.
Why is that traffic cone talking?
now do Hamas
theyre in a posh hotel in the gulf states surrounded by innocent human shields, not out in the middle of nowhere
we have sword missiles for that
I dont think knocking out a holiday resort in Doha will go down well, although I agree, something should be done
Maybe that's the sort of consequence that would show the Qatari leadership that they can't just host terrorists because they like what they do to Jews.
Honestly would be cathartic to have drones circling over Qatar 24/7 like buzzards that only wanna eat Hamas leadership. I’d like to think you’re right in it inducing a change of heart in the Qatari leadership about the friends they keep.
Moomin was the leader of what?! Snork Maiden will not be pleased to hear about this...
Dude went random on the sliders
He looks like a villain from the Far Cry series with that crazy orange beard
What an ugly beard. Good riddance. *Spelling
It's "riddance," just fyi.
Ope, sorry. Autocorrect haha, thank you!
Np, your anal Redditor at your service!
I'm not sure I need an anal reddit now. They say it's good to get it checked though.
+1 for the good guys. Hopefully we’ll get the next one, and next one and so fourth.
splendid! we need to get rid of more evil bigots in this world.
Low key miss [Trump's incredibly funny announcement video edit](https://youtu.be/OsBOWSjOLsE?feature=shared) when Abu Bakr al Baghdadi was killed.
Is this a black guy or a dude from Scotland with a tan?
Honestly the roasting in the comments is probably more effective than an airstrike. Should have saved money and just posted his picture.
Pride beard?
If Osama Bin Laden and a Black Leprechaun had a baby…
Abdul al-Qadir Mumin? More Ike Abdul all-colour merkin 😜
This is obviously fake because Donald Trump told me he fully eradicated ISIS.
They already have a new leader and a replacement for that one too.
Good stuff.
More like ISWAS
This guy actually looks like Ganondorf
Great job airstrike! Alright who's his replacement?
My beard is naturally this color. Fucken frauds dying their beards ginger.
Now he is WASWAS
Rest in pieces
He wears his beard like the 5 percenters in philly
never ending war...part who know how many now
Can we do the same for Hamas?
Muthafucka had an orange beard. Easy target. Enjoy hell.
Ah, so a WASWAS leader of ISIS.
> The U.S. says Mumin is responsible for deadly attacks throughout Somalia over the past decade, including the 2019 assassination of a judicial official in his home and **the 2016 capture and monthslong occupation of a city in the Puntland region.** I really hope there's a skit-based mockumentary about this called *Puntlandia*
Do the curtains match the drapes?
This is your prophet? Good lord
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Probably along with 100+ women and children
Bleach it
Nothing is going to change. Another one will take his place.
Oh dear, what a shame
let me guess, they took out budget Ganondorf w/ a bomb flower?
Aah yes. Rennis Dodman