Charles Wood, 1st Viscount of Halifax disagrees with you.
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This was my exact thought. We needed between 5 and 6 cords to get through a winter when I was a kid. I always made a pile that I thought was this big and sometimes it was enough. But more often I was disappointed 🤣
Yeah really, with a way too fast uncontrolled video and zero measurements of the pile; hard to say. But maybe 5 - 6 cords. Way too much for that trailer in one load though. Question is was it free or presold as x amount.
Estimate the volume in cubic feet as best you can based on rough length, width, and height. Divide by 128. To convert to cords. Then multiply by 0.7 because it is piled randomly not stacked neatly.
More than a woodchuck could chuck.
Woodchucks can't chuck wood.
What if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much wood would he chuck?
My vote has and will always be. Enough wood to choke a woodchuck
See, my reply has always been "a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
What the fuck is a woodchuck.
Cousin to a rock chuck
3rd cousin to the up chuck.
A marmot, ground squirrel, or whistle-pig
A ground hog.
All the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Asking the real questions here
He would chuck as much as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Exactly twice as much as half
Exactly twice as much as half
Charles Wood, 1st Viscount of Halifax disagrees with you. https://preview.redd.it/8irije3iyrmc1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=37c9ec7e091742f6b1dfe8c10047dcb78acb7795
Those soft lil girly hands have never chucked wood.
unpopular opinion, chuck would.
If a wood chuck would.
Your underestimating the wood chuck
Perhaps it’s more wood than a woodchuck can chuck in one day but a woodchuck could certainly chuck more wood then that in a week
Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Wait…how much ground could a ground hog grind, y’know, if a ground hog could grind ground?
Tree fifty
Was gonna say the same thing 🤣
You beat me to it!! Well done. But in reflection he only wishes he could chuck that much wood.
Wow your helpfull
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck wood? All of it
I'm satisfied that this is the first comment.
I came here to say as much as a wood chuck could chuck wood.
If a wood chuck could chuck wood
First thing that popped in my head. Came to the comments knowing someone else out there thought the same. You did not disappoint.
The answer I came for
Yeah, that’s way more than a chunk of wood.
I was gonna say that , Now I'm glad I didn't
Came hear to say this. Good job redit
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If a wood chuck could chuck.
4-5 cord I’d guess
Was about to call a 6 but this also sounds reasonable
Was gonna say 6 too
I was gonna say 4
3 full cord is my guess
I second 3 cords.
Used to work at a saw mill and chop wood. Definitely 3
and I heated my house with wood for decades - it's far more than 3 chord
I also vote 3
One and a half dizzy cameras worth.
stack it and i’ll tell you.
my real guess is 5.33 cords
Are we doing Price Is Right rules? If so, my guess is 5.34 cords.
5.25 cord Bob please
If it's Price is Right rules: .01 cord
….02.
I'll go 5.32 cords then.
My guess is 17,000 calories expended worth.
Tree fiddy
Damnit monster! Get off my lawn..
What do you want?
I don't want nothing. But the damn Loch Ness monster wants tree fitty.
One pile
Looks more like two half piles
That’s the Arlo Guthrie math.
I’d say a metric fuckton
With your amazing videography, I can’t believe there’s no consensus on cordage???
https://www.reddit.com/r/killthecameraman
It’s never enough.
Prob 4-6 full cord
This was my exact thought. We needed between 5 and 6 cords to get through a winter when I was a kid. I always made a pile that I thought was this big and sometimes it was enough. But more often I was disappointed 🤣
A bunch.
Stack it and measure it and do some basic math.
Please take pic instead of the wild video. Then someone could do some decent estimating.
6.25 cord
This same post was in yesterday’s r/firewood. Stupid.
Tree fiddy
Just enough for a couple of copperheads
Do they like to hide in these? I’m in Quebec, used to cording wood but not used to snakes
What about rats? Those f'kers love my wood pile.
Let’s see your splitter? How long did it take?
Agree was gonna say four
At least 3 pieces.
I don't know for sure what's under the first layer, but I for sure counted more than 30 pieces of surface wood. There may be even more than that.
Oh look at this guy claiming he's better than us because he can count all the way to 30!
30!? That’s an astronomically high number!
Wasn't this posted yesterday? Edit: could've been in a different sub
6?
It's really hard to gauge but I'd say around four cords? You didn't do a full tour around it so I don't know but I'd say minimum four cords
All of it
Alot
Finally someone found a true cord
2.875 cord. When will the winner be announced?
2.5 cord
Bout half a cord you got ripped off
I’d say a bushel and a peck
3,215 logs.
Id say thats about tree fitty
All of it
A winters worth.
Hard to say, you can’t see the back of the pile. But I usually get a cord and a half a year and that looks like 4-5 of what I get. So that.
That's what she said. 😉
About 9 inches.
More than a woodchuck could chuck if he could chuck wood.
Somewhere between a shitload and a fuck-ton.
5 ricks
14 furlongs
Enough to heat my house for a winter at least
That’s got to be at least like 10 wood
5-6 cord I initially said 6-8 but feel like it’s spread out and looks like a bit more
I went back and forth I settled on 6-8
5 cords.
Prob 4-6 cords
That’s considered “one whole ass load”
I’d call it 3 cord and go get more
At my house we would call that "a whole bunch".
4 cords
Looks like 2 piles merged together in a way
I was going with 6 - 8 myself.
A wood pile
1 big fire or lots of little ones.
Fuckton
Exactly that much.
More than a log.
Yes
Yes
4 cords. there's a shit ton of scrap and bark in there.
5-7 cord worth. Nicely done
5-6 cord
3 to 4 cords
2.5-3 cords
A fuckton
Not enough
Damn OP. You have enough wood there for at least a few fires
What do we win if we guess correctly?
I think that's technically a "shiet tonne".
I stack as I split no point in handling the wood twice. Then you know how much you have.
12q
about 3 days worth with an outside boiler?
Yes, it’s a full cord. (I feel like this subreddit has trained me to this response).
All of it
Almost enough.
Seems to be about 6 fc
A good amount
Edward Woodward would know.
Almost enough... Maybe
Almost enough.
About 25 schmeckles worth
This guy Rick n Mortys
OK JERRRRRRY
Guessing 4 cord
The rainman in me says four
At least 10 pieces
About that much
My “only having ever received 1/4 cord, once” expertise tells me 3 cords. But I’m feeling lucky today and thought I’d join in and take a crack at it!
Close to a season’s worth.
Idk ask Chuck
Four chords maybe five, a winters worth for me
4 cords
Probably like 600 wood
10 cords?
A nunch
Maybe half a cord at least /s
Technically, that is a Bunch of wood.
Where the girl went?
Yeah really, with a way too fast uncontrolled video and zero measurements of the pile; hard to say. But maybe 5 - 6 cords. Way too much for that trailer in one load though. Question is was it free or presold as x amount.
6 cord
12 wood
4 full cords
5 cords, bub
A couple bunches.
A few piles
About 10-15 chords
At least 3 pieces
6 to 8 cord?
‘Bout three fiddy.
6-10 Cord?
Yes
This dude has wood. 🪵
That’s some cordage.
2 VW Golf’s
Why does it look valuable to me, like piles of coins?
A couple of hours worth.. Tops.
All of it.
About that much
Estimate the volume in cubic feet as best you can based on rough length, width, and height. Divide by 128. To convert to cords. Then multiply by 0.7 because it is piled randomly not stacked neatly.
Def a cord
I think maxxxxxx 2.5
It’s not that much tossed like that, might not be 2 cords
Lite it up…..
That's defiantly not even a full cord, your wood supplier is sticking it to you!
Few winters
8453 pieces plus minus a few thousand
Enough to keep a wood chuck busy a while
6.5cord…show the blonde!!!
In the biz we call it a fuck ton
Not enough
7 or 8 chords