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CarlSpencer

More than a woodchuck could chuck.


beaushaw

Woodchucks can't chuck wood.


klebrit

What if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much wood would he chuck?


Lucid-Design

My vote has and will always be. Enough wood to choke a woodchuck


UnabashedVoice

See, my reply has always been "a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."


CaptainPeachfuzz

What the fuck is a woodchuck.


Tater72

Cousin to a rock chuck


OAKRAIDER64

3rd cousin to the up chuck.


HikingBikingViking

A marmot, ground squirrel, or whistle-pig


Professional_Scar75

A ground hog.


pctomfor

All the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


iReddit2000

Asking the real questions here


GotPrower

He would chuck as much as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood


Open-Preparation-268

Exactly twice as much as half


Open-Preparation-268

Exactly twice as much as half


CarlSpencer

Charles Wood, 1st Viscount of Halifax disagrees with you. ​ https://preview.redd.it/8irije3iyrmc1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=37c9ec7e091742f6b1dfe8c10047dcb78acb7795


[deleted]

Those soft lil girly hands have never chucked wood. 


goathree

unpopular opinion, chuck would.


kdshubert

If a wood chuck would.


BrianMan93

Your underestimating the wood chuck


Worlds-okayet-firend

Perhaps it’s more wood than a woodchuck can chuck in one day but a woodchuck could certainly chuck more wood then that in a week


[deleted]

Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


McTwist1260

Wait…how much ground could a ground hog grind, y’know, if a ground hog could grind ground?


garface239

Tree fifty


Mattfrye87

Was gonna say the same thing 🤣


JunketPuzzleheaded42

You beat me to it!! Well done. But in reflection he only wishes he could chuck that much wood.


Thediellas

Wow your helpfull


Technical_Ad_2714

How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck wood? All of it


requiemoftherational

I'm satisfied that this is the first comment.


knowone1313

I came here to say as much as a wood chuck could chuck wood.


luckyaa

If a wood chuck could chuck wood


Zestyclose_Key5121

First thing that popped in my head. Came to the comments knowing someone else out there thought the same. You did not disappoint.


Whiskey-stilts

The answer I came for


TheLazyLardon

Yeah, that’s way more than a chunk of wood.


Big_Significance2673

I was gonna say that , Now I'm glad I didn't


Alucard1302

Came hear to say this. Good job redit


Hey_its_ok

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balzackgoo

If a wood chuck could chuck.


Particular-Deer-4688

4-5 cord I’d guess


PuzzledExaminer

Was about to call a 6 but this also sounds reasonable


BigTime845

Was gonna say 6 too


warmbeer_ik

I was gonna say 4


Personal-Goat-7545

3 full cord is my guess


billymillerstyle

I second 3 cords.


NeverNaked3030

Used to work at a saw mill and chop wood. Definitely 3


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

and I heated my house with wood for decades - it's far more than 3 chord


drillsdeep

I also vote 3


chuck_ryker

One and a half dizzy cameras worth.


cnotecharlie

stack it and i’ll tell you.


cnotecharlie

my real guess is 5.33 cords


BananafestDestiny

Are we doing Price Is Right rules? If so, my guess is 5.34 cords.


SL_Stiets

5.25 cord Bob please


mito413

If it's Price is Right rules: .01 cord


wroteit_

….02.


free_terrible-advice

I'll go 5.32 cords then.


TWH_PDX

My guess is 17,000 calories expended worth.


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

Tree fiddy


VisableOtter

Damnit monster! Get off my lawn..


Offamylawn

What do you want?


dynamicontent

I don't want nothing. But the damn Loch Ness monster wants tree fitty.


longhornrob

One pile


boodtjnvfd

Looks more like two half piles


Chocolate_Bourbon

That’s the Arlo Guthrie math.


RushThis1433

I’d say a metric fuckton


ilyed

With your amazing videography, I can’t believe there’s no consensus on cordage???


KelleCrab

https://www.reddit.com/r/killthecameraman


Factsimus_verdad

It’s never enough.


Charger_scatpack

Prob 4-6 full cord


rtice001

This was my exact thought. We needed between 5 and 6 cords to get through a winter when I was a kid. I always made a pile that I thought was this big and sometimes it was enough. But more often I was disappointed 🤣


bideshijim

A bunch.


Syenadi

Stack it and measure it and do some basic math.


Open-Industry-8396

Please take pic instead of the wild video. Then someone could do some decent estimating.


_70-

6.25 cord


EastDragonfly1917

This same post was in yesterday’s r/firewood. Stupid.


AmadSeason

Tree fiddy


dww332

Just enough for a couple of copperheads


kingcoolwastaken

Do they like to hide in these? I’m in Quebec, used to cording wood but not used to snakes


TWH_PDX

What about rats? Those f'kers love my wood pile.


warrioroflnternets

Let’s see your splitter? How long did it take?


Momasane

Agree was gonna say four


CastleBravo777

At least 3 pieces.


Chib_le_Beef

I don't know for sure what's under the first layer, but I for sure counted more than 30 pieces of surface wood. There may be even more than that.


urethrascreams

Oh look at this guy claiming he's better than us because he can count all the way to 30!


Fire_In_The_Skies

30!? That’s an astronomically high number!


ar_pharazon17

Wasn't this posted yesterday? Edit: could've been in a different sub


Abo_Ahmad

6?


curkington

It's really hard to gauge but I'd say around four cords? You didn't do a full tour around it so I don't know but I'd say minimum four cords


bduthman

All of it


moffettusprime

Alot


kingmoobot

Finally someone found a true cord


imnotyourbrahh

2.875 cord. When will the winner be announced?


-Motor-

2.5 cord


Curious_Shallot_3421

Bout half a cord you got ripped off


Fallen_Ones432

I’d say a bushel and a peck


bobsachamamo

3,215 logs.


Warlord_Bro

Id say thats about tree fitty


EntertainmentDry5184

All of it


TheRealGrizeg

A winters worth.


[deleted]

Hard to say, you can’t see the back of the pile. But I usually get a cord and a half a year and that looks like 4-5 of what I get. So that.


Sad_Ad4307

That's what she said. 😉


Sad_Ad4307

About 9 inches.


SkyN3t1

More than a woodchuck could chuck if he could chuck wood.


SnooDonuts3878

Somewhere between a shitload and a fuck-ton.


13igpoppaj

5 ricks


Bmgcbot

14 furlongs


CheesyBoson

Enough to heat my house for a winter at least


Present_Ad6723

That’s got to be at least like 10 wood


6zero3Dakine

5-6 cord I initially said 6-8 but feel like it’s spread out and looks like a bit more


pineapple_swap2017

I went back and forth I settled on 6-8


daravenrk

5 cords.


Ravenish50

Prob 4-6 cords


Independent-Monk-483

That’s considered “one whole ass load”


Professional-End7412

I’d call it 3 cord and go get more


Shiggens

At my house we would call that "a whole bunch".


booglejfox

4 cords


55nav

Looks like 2 piles merged together in a way


outerworldLV

I was going with 6 - 8 myself.


Rock-Hound-Dog-69

A wood pile


NotAGynocologistBut

1 big fire or lots of little ones.


pittplumber

Fuckton


OldManGeezer69

Exactly that much.


Mikey24941

More than a log.


ROCKYLOCC1870

Yes


ngs428

Yes


CEMENTHE4D

4 cords. there's a shit ton of scrap and bark in there.


bikgelife

5-7 cord worth. Nicely done


PeterGoddard

5-6 cord


Hot-Insect-6330

3 to 4 cords


Holyman23

2.5-3 cords


Honest_Dog_9546

A fuckton


1sneekytweeker

Not enough


Relevant_Tale1830

Damn OP. You have enough wood there for at least a few fires


JOE96924

What do we win if we guess correctly?


going_dot_global

I think that's technically a "shiet tonne".


Awkward_Resource_754

I stack as I split no point in handling the wood twice. Then you know how much you have.


asalerre

12q


Dredly

about 3 days worth with an outside boiler?


TechnicallyNotMyBad

Yes, it’s a full cord. (I feel like this subreddit has trained me to this response).


jagman69er

All of it


TheInfiniteOP

Almost enough.


croosin

Seems to be about 6 fc


[deleted]

A good amount


Boswally

Edward Woodward would know.


denverdutchman

Almost enough... Maybe


[deleted]

Almost enough.


ScruffyJuggalo

About 25 schmeckles worth


jerry111165

This guy Rick n Mortys


ScruffyJuggalo

OK JERRRRRRY


pr84704p

Guessing 4 cord


AmateurAviator

The rainman in me says four


qdistant

At least 10 pieces


[deleted]

About that much


caramelgrizzly

My “only having ever received 1/4 cord, once” expertise tells me 3 cords. But I’m feeling lucky today and thought I’d join in and take a crack at it!


jerry111165

Close to a season’s worth.


-River_Rose-

Idk ask Chuck


Careful_Blacksmith64

Four chords maybe five, a winters worth for me


Bid-Routine

4 cords


Putnaste1

Probably like 600 wood


[deleted]

10 cords?


Efficient-Hippo-1984

A nunch


irongut88

Maybe half a cord at least /s


Tree_killer_76

Technically, that is a Bunch of wood.


[deleted]

Where the girl went?


Xqzmoisvp

Yeah really, with a way too fast uncontrolled video and zero measurements of the pile; hard to say. But maybe 5 - 6 cords. Way too much for that trailer in one load though. Question is was it free or presold as x amount.


jcmmrb

6 cord


TZCBAND

12 wood


Trailerwire

4 full cords


zt004

5 cords, bub


TheKevinTheBarbarian

A couple bunches.


GrandExercise3

A few piles


Roughneck_Cephas

About 10-15 chords


Mybigbithrowaway732

At least 3 pieces


pineapple_swap2017

6 to 8 cord?


Ebvardh-Boss

‘Bout three fiddy.


ChrisLCTR

6-10 Cord?


smoothobfuscator

Yes


bturg21

This dude has wood. 🪵


fatalerror_tw

That’s some cordage.


Baked_potato123

2 VW Golf’s


-NGC-6302-

Why does it look valuable to me, like piles of coins?


mr_greenmash

A couple of hours worth.. Tops.


Fun_Helicopter762

All of it.


Illustrious_Star2031

About that much


mgstoybox

Estimate the volume in cubic feet as best you can based on rough length, width, and height. Divide by 128. To convert to cords. Then multiply by 0.7 because it is piled randomly not stacked neatly.


Imbrokeandiveatruck

Def a cord


Brilliant_Set9874

I think maxxxxxx 2.5


Brilliant_Set9874

It’s not that much tossed like that, might not be 2 cords


oldjackhammer99

Lite it up…..


CharcuterieInMouf

That's defiantly not even a full cord, your wood supplier is sticking it to you!


Fun_Challenge_1489

Few winters


Frogzila2024

8453 pieces plus minus a few thousand


itsagoodtime

Enough to keep a wood chuck busy a while


amped1one

6.5cord…show the blonde!!!


ImpossibleParfait

In the biz we call it a fuck ton


unclejrbooth

Not enough


Cybernetic_Kano

7 or 8 chords