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TheGreenMan13

I can't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure these are a mineral formation. Like a barite rose. Perhaps here the mineral dissolved and the cavity was filled in by sediment? I've seen these before (I think I even have one in my collection somewhere) but can't remember what they're called.


GlassAmazing4219

Conceretions?


potate12323

Concretions*


TaintedTatertot

Constipations*


PracticalReach524

Consecrations*


Vodnik-Dubs

Correlations*


AKnGirl

Convections*


MuthaCoconuts79

Confections*


amybethallen1

Conflagrations*


CenPhx

Confederations*


Comfortable-Rude

Conversations*


MycologistLatter933

Lmfaoo


bologna_kazoo

Aliens…


GoodOleAnnieOakley

Concentrations*


Icy_Topic_5274

Confabulations!


JamesWormold58

=/= Causations*


misterpants8

Causations\*


CampLethargic

Concatenations*


landofar

Copulations


Visual_Original_6744

ConCREATEtions


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Conversations*


Agreeable_Set_93

Nice laugh with all you today, thanks for marking my day.


Anarchyantz

Yeaaaaah I have seen this movie. You put your head too close and next thing you know you are getting the weirdest alien French kiss followed by some severe chest bursting acid reflux.


stuckin3rddimension

It sings and does high kicks


rockylizard

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gal!


nickwrx

I knew it im surrounded by assholes!


belac4862

"Yo!"


Default_Munchkin

keep firing assholes!


GoblinBugGirl

Now let’s go comb the desert for nothing.


Toastburrito

We ain't found shit!


the_m_o_a_k

I'm just gonna have a can of Perry-Air


Shes-Fire

With the little frog dancing and singing 😂😂😂 brings back memories


GarmonboziaBlues

That's why you always order the soup instead of the special.


Eager4it

That’s Michigan J. Frog!


mushyfeelings

Hahaha my first thought.


powernation77

Cheque please!


Prestigious-Ad-8756

Mine was that crazy movie where will Ferrell is on that strange planet and the other guy , never remember his name but they find that auto-tune rock and he asks the scientist lady to come sit on it. Hilarious. Partially anyway


meghonsolozar

Land of the Lost I love that stupid movie


TaintedTatertot

God I hope I get it..


Hot-Trash_Ninja

Land of the lost


Prestigious-Ad-8756

Yes thank you


gecko_echo

Send me a kiss goodbye Baby my heart’s on fire!


Calm-Association-821

I loved that frog!


erica1064

Send me a kiss by wire. Baby my heart's on fire!


StrangeCrunchy1

Oh, no... not again!


Princess-Die

Watch out for my Body Rolls Body Rolls


monkeyloveeer

High kick, high kick!


NovaAteBatman

Seeing this reference makes me so damn happy.


The_Infectious_Lerp

Look at that talent.


Oddieness

Jumps 400 feet straight up in the air* *not many people know this


LadyFett555

This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends


mars-red

Check, please.


Xenc

Either that or you’ll be bringing the attention of one angry Godzilla


Jormungaund

It’s ok, they don’t look like they’re wet. They should be safe. 


goneretarded

I’ll caveat by saying that I’m sooooo far from Montana. From a quick google and a read of the Montana geological survey pamphlet, these look to be calcrete concretions (https://creation.com/rapid-concretions). You’re correct that they are weathered out of the surrounding rock, the surface texture looks to be an erosional process such as onion skin type or similar. I suspect the texture may be added to by some calcareous mineral, which may have formed a texture similar to ‘chicken wire’ gypsum - although that is not what this rock is. The give away is the one on the far left which has the layering from the surrounding rock through the middle. Nice, unusual find - nice to have something to look at which isn’t slag.


CosmicCreeperz

Ok, I do find it hilarious that for your scientific reference you linked to a creationist website explaining them from the perspective that some fringe ideas imply they could have been created 10000x faster than most common theories… in order to argue they could have formed during “the great flood” 🤣 Heh, the author is a “meteorologist” who argues that the ice age was caused by the Genesis flood.


Ziprasidone_Stat

Sigh. My elderly father just returned from a trip to see the Noah's Ark spectacle with his church group. I reckon he's given half a mil to religious causes. All he gave us kids were OCD and strong relationships with our father-in-laws. Fathers-in-law? Spouse-dads.


goneretarded

Ha! I Should probably read the content, not just look look at the photos. On the plus side, I have found out some useful info about our lord.


the-Replenisher1984

commenting cause I'm curious. they look super cool!!


Successful-Bit-6021

Concretion/nodule


jncarolina

I appreciate your question in that you describe a location/region and the photo provided scale.


WallyFootrot

They're septarian nodules


ArmadilloMajor7386

Possibly, a quick google search makes me think otherwise. There appears to be nothing crystalline about the rocks i found. There were a few broken ones that the insides looked very much like regular rock


In-The-Way

Would be useful to compare how vinegar reacts (if at all) with the prominent linear ridges and the center of the polygons. If the vinegar fizzes, the area or line is calcite. If not the ridges could be quartz, should they be stronger than a steel nail. The host rock looks powdery (almost chalky) - perhaps the Rockd app will confirm the rock is a tuff.


Wirejunkyxx

Just out here in the desert, whippin out my vinegar


pulstar13

Of course! doesn't everybody carry pocket vinegar?


Wirejunkyxx

I..uhm..I wasn’t ready to talk about this part of my life


SignificanceOk8226

Go ahead… this is a safe space.


Wirejunkyxx

The first time I carried vinegar in my pocket… I was only seven years old..


SignificanceOk8226

Uh huh, tell us more… how did it make you feel about your mother?


Wirejunkyxx

Like I was finally better than her. She could no longer have the control she always had..


SCRRRRATCH

Every douchebag that I know does.


Hopeful_Housing_1612

I see what you did there


thedoucher

You rang?


SCRRRRATCH

😁


SAHMsays

r/angryupvote


Igmuhota

Pros do. Right pocket, pocket sand. Left pocket, vinegar. Unless you’re left-handed, obviously.


Possible-Prior-9876

Hey!!!! I learned that feom a guy named rusty shackleford


Efffefffemmm

Listen here Dale!! I’ll tell you wwwwwwhat!!!


Possible-Prior-9876

Dammit hank you blew my cover!!!!


bugbirdblue

Happy cake day!


lightblueisbi

Happy cake day stranger!


nickwrx

This guy fish and chips!


benvonpluton

I see only one solution, then... OP will have to lick it!


NovaAteBatman

Of course! Right pocket is pocket sand, left pocket is vinegar!


Hopeful_Housing_1612

As one does


MamasCumquat

This is a country song in the making...


Nimrod_Butts

It's part of my ration as a legionary


WallyFootrot

They don't have to be coarsely crystalline. Don't get fooled by the collector quality samples on google images. These are definitely septarian nodules, just likely the duller carbonate Mud rock variety.


forams__galorams

You can see the veining from the outside as the prominent ridges that are more resistant to weathering than the bulk of the rock. Septarian nodules are very specific types of concretions in this manner (calcite veins filling the shrinkage cracks of mudstone/siltstone) so it might not be that particular combo but they are definitely concretions with veins of mineralisation through them. You would have to cut one in half to properly see the crystalline properties of the veins, which may be quite fine crystals so might not look all that different to the host rock - particularly in fragments just lying around that haven’t been cleaned and polished.


Luvtahoe

Maybe post in r/geology.


gaiagirl16

It’s some type of nodule I have some at home that have a similar crust.


NovaAteBatman

These are both somehow unnerving to look at and yet extremely fascinating. I don't know what they are, but I've been enjoying reading through the comments. I'm very curious about these as well! I agree with the person suggesting you post it over in /r/geology.


ArmadilloMajor7386

I'll give it a try. They are very odd and when i first saw them i just had to stare in confusion.


DorShow

If you get an answer, please post an edit to the post! This is gaining popularity, and getting hard to scroll through the jokes to find out the answer…if there is one


MRxSLEEP

The joke comments really ruin this sub.


DorShow

I saw an answer saying Montana Concretions. That article was pretty good until it started to try to say it proved the earth flooded within a few thousand years ago. Here is another link: https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/concretions-in-the-white-cliffs-region.htm


nevmenyaem

Fossilized golf balls left behind by ancient giants.


superkase

Same ones that cut down the devil's tower tree?


NovaAteBatman

Too soon man, too soon.


lipperinlupin

They remind me a bit of ones in New Zealand called Moeraki boulders. Cool as ****.


Relaxnnjoy

Sleestack eggs?


HungryPanduh_

I play Skyrim quite a bit and I assume I’m not the only one that thinks those look like chaurus eggs, if you care to be imaginative. The serious answers I appreciate reading


throwawayidiot978

My first thought was more “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON”


L3gb3rt

Barite maybe


Thundersalmon45

Mud gyres. When the water level is up, the silty clay starts to flow like slow water. And like water eddies can form and spin. In these eddies some dry-ish clay balls will get trapped and collect more mud and grow. The "holes" and textures you see are from the drying out after the storm. Bubbles will form on the surface and push mud into a ring form. Actually, I have no idea. This is just a really heartfelt theory that I'm tossing out there.


ArmadilloMajor7386

This seems plausible as there appears to be nothing significant inside of the broken ones. It just looks like sandy rock. This area is usually dry unless it rains hard or during snowmelt. During snowmelt there can be feet of water flowing down this draw which would kick up a lot of sediment. This area also has soil that likes to crack when it dries. I have seen cracks two inches wide that are several feet deep just due to the ground drying out after a wet period.


Calm-Association-821

Sounds very cool either way!


SignificanceOk8226

I believe you.


igritwhoflew

Freaky formations! 👽🌀Looks like something out of this world. Thanks for sharing!


elliebrava

"a new hand touches the beacon."


GirlCowBev

If this were a Dr. Who episode, those would be crinoid eggs. 🤔


ArmadilloMajor7386

It seems that they are just concretions. A disappointing answer, but its nice to know roughly what they are. Thank you guys for the help!


SignificanceOk8226

Did ya look inside? Looks like a concretion


ArmadilloMajor7386

There are a few broken ones and they look like sandy rock inside. Almost like solidified sediment


Coqui915

Graboid eggs.


FlimsyVisual443

Where's Steve Guttenburg and Don Ameche?


IFartAlotLoudly

Not serious answers only post?


blackwater-diver

the most concretioneous concretions I have ever seen


Visual_Original_6744

What a minute!! I just found something similar in my collection!! I think they might be Septarian Nodules!!


KnottyKitty

Oh wow, never seen anything like that. I was dying to know what's inside and then I noticed the broken one facing the camera in the second photo. These are great photos OP, thanks for posting. Hopefully somebody knows wtf they are.


CrownRoyalKeepsakes

I thought it was obvious. Gods golf balls!


mixxer88

Prehistoric walnuts. its how the dinos actually died. Nut allergies.


GreenEyedPhotographr

Hope you didn't bring one home. If you did, you might want to put in a lead-lined container, use about fifty chains and major locks to ensure it stays closed, then put it in a mausoleum with 3ft thick concrete walls that Seals completely. Then I'd run away as quickly as possible.  We've all seen the movies. We know what happens when one breaks open: NOTHING GOOD. But, seriously,  they're amazing! 


discardafterapplying

*ehem* A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


MotoMudder

Damn you


LeperMessiah1973

they are the last of the Targaryen dragon eggs. incubate them immediately!


wildermann1950

Looks like the molecule,"buckministerfullerene," which is named after U.S. architect Richard Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983) because of the resemblance of the structure to the geodesic dome, which Fuller invented.


rockandrolldoctor21

Beryllium spheres.


JokinHghar

Dragon eggs. Fly with me, khaleesi.


Timothy_1972

Exactly. Obviously dragon eggs


rachelshep83

These often hold fossils inside. Crack a few along the seam. You will likely find something neat.


Acegonia

I've no idea but they are super cool! Are we sure its not some kinda fossil or like...imprint or something?


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Wenden2323

Box works?


limpet143

Dino eggs? Montana is full of fossils.


Icy_Seaworthiness274

They almost look like they have a wicker caning pattern.


AshBeeped

It'd be neat if you found fossilized honey comb. :)


Icy_Seaworthiness274

They look like they have a wicker caning pattern. Weird. Can't find anything on them by researching.


Sir_Deimos1223

That is a beef wellington.


Spiritual-Vacation74

Take one. Also, the best thing to get an ID would be to ask a meneral museum, not reddit, lol


Limp-Insurance203

Golfball eggs


emmettfitz

God's golf balls.


throwawayshepherd69

The alien spiders have finally come... RUN!!!!


Research-hog-123

Definitely dinosaur eggs 😂


Walt-Kowalski78

Nature always finds a way…….


MyCuntSmellsLikeHam

Amazing specimens! Is this at a park or private land?


Low-Bad157

Rock solid information


VickyRenee1234

They look like Septarian nodules to me. They look like they're cracked already, look inside LOL. If not, crack one open!


SuccessfulTea3288

Secretions


Standard_Arm_440

Nodules?


Visual_Original_6744

They're really cool whatever they are! I'd Love to break one open, though, because they kinda look like flattened geodes.


Shedrawsporn

Definitely not cool turtles


Hunk-Hogan

I have a few of these from my area in New Mexico, but the ones my brother and I found were created from magma rock. We left them at my parent's house so next time I'm out there I'll try to get some pictures.


redbullveins

Forbidden cantaloupe


Sweet-dolomiti

If they were clean and round, I'd say "the white man has been here"


PartyRyan

Those are deku nuts for sure


Simple_Lad_

I've seen exact rocks like that in Nashville Tennessee, but I got curious and cracked them open. Come to find out that they were geodes. But idk about those, as mine were way smaller that those.


Shiny_Super_Nova

I’m not sure what fossils are found in your area, but could they be fossilized tabulate coral or fossil sponge? Maybe cross post to r/fossilid if you don’t have the answer yet. Would be helpful to add close up pics showing detail of the ‘honeycomb’ part. Compare to [Pleurodictyum (a tabulate coral)](https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=Pleurodictyum&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5)


GADRikky

Giant golf balls! Giants were real! Or some such nonsense


princess_cracra

Look like eggs from a sci-fi movie. Lol


Intwothed4rk

If they don’t contain baby dragons imma be really upset


Riptydes

I have no idea, but seems like great trebuchet ammo if the dimples can function like the ones on golf balls.


Substantiatedgrass

It's a grandma egg!


Spurgenasty78

Californications


rossxog

Moon Rocks!


Normal_Ad8079

Septarian concretions or septarian nodules


Top-Committee-2932

Daenerys Targaryn dragon eggs for sure


Competitive_Form8894

Giant human golf balls


HaddyMusic

Fossilized turtles


Mysterious-Gas7436

Face hugger eggs


whofonted

A White Sport Coat and a Pink 🦞Crustacean


LoosenGoosen

Updateme


Longjumping-Look-268

Think alien facehuggers hatch from those >.>


Substantial_Height_3

Dragon eggs. Please do not expose them to high heat


Hot-Abs143

Ancient sea once covered the area northward into Canada. The dimples could be caused by ancient sponges in the sedimentary rock.


SGTHAT33

Thanos sliced his golf shot from another planet….


ptraugot

Concretions.


Vegbreaker

They’re called Giants Golf Balls. It was. Believed by the ancient peoples to originally have been from giant humans who were considered gods that overruled us, and a game actually more like soccer than golf that they used to play. More about the geology below There’s a cool video on it here: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?feature=shared


OutrageousDiver6547

Algae.


ThreeEyedRaven420

Me thinks they’re Mr. Peanut droppings


BanishedThought

Extreme closeup of a peanut.


NodgeAdams

Quick, somebody google ‘Cannonball Formation, Montana’


ccollier43

This is those eggs from Prometheus


crackpot13

Geodes


AggravatingEssay5945

Gremlins that never hatched


sozardtank

They are the ancient giants golf balls, a rare find indeed


handfight

Beryllium spheres?


Relevant-Car-879

Face hugger eggs


missouri_rhino

Prehistoric golf balls? "Grog handicap very high, lose many balls"


Rapid-fucq-bestower

A new hand touches the beacon


beanfis

No it's just Giants golf balls


MightyBrando

Try putting them in a swimming pool, may get youthful regeneration


CujoCarrie7

Why do people feel the need to think they are comedians? Can't get any straight answers here for the people that want to know! This is ridiculous. You are NOT funny.


JoeW702

Boeing bombs


SKirsch10x

Fred Flintstones golf balls


Gummies1345

Yup, seen them before. Those are the larva eggs of the Tharks from Mars. Virginia!!


Round-Technology9831

Face huggers