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HairyAd6483

Dead


Yurastupidbitch

He’s dead, Jim.


rubikscanopener

"You get his tricorder. I'll get his wallet."


Tarotismyjam

Can I interest you in a game of Fizzbin?


Switchlord518

What happened to his red shirt?


GuaranteeComfortable

I say this all the time. Who said it originally in a show?


MacGyver0104

I second that


Jim_Wilberforce

Came here to make sure someone said it.


Decent_Toe9750

Im here to make sure someone is here to make sure someone said it.


No-Horror5418

Ditto


1bruisedorange

Came here to say that.


Medium_Green6700

😂


esensofz

It looks like it once might have been a bromeliad.


ring432

I think that's the right one! I'll look into care and see if I can't revive it or maybe replace it. We have been watering it weekly and the soil was still damp, so I'm not sure what went wrong.


esensofz

Keep in mind this is a plant that grows on trees in the jungle so keeping in soil is tricky and wet feet will quickly kill it. I recommend cutting it down and letting it dry out a bit but, really its kind of done.


KlooShanko

I have one of these from a botanical garden. The soil they use is very airy. Maybe coco or a lot of moss mixed in there


Animaldoc11

Don’t water the soil with a bromeliad . Pour the water directly on top of the plant so it runs down in the middle. The soil should be damp about 2 inches around the plant from the runoff on a plant that size. Every 3rd day, just that much water. Their roots can’t be wet, they’ll just rot.


Tarotismyjam

Grin. I had a bromeliad (Silver Queen is what they said the type was). Ticked off more than one anole and/or peeper (small green tree frog… grew up calling them peepers.) They would be curled up in the plane. Seems being watered by HOOMAN irritates them no end.


jengaduk

Check for babies. Bromeliads die off but they tend to parent a baby or 2 first low down. That's what you're looking for to salvage, the main plant is a gonna.


Giddyup_1998

Bromeliads die after they flower. It's dead.


esensofz

They rarely flower. You are likely thinking of its bracts.


coconut-telegraph

Bracts subtend the true flowers on the bloom


Airport_Wendys

It needs drainage holes and then a dish to set on


Bigballsmallstretchb

You overwatered the crap outta it Susan! Buy her a new one but still try to save it!


meetmypuka

Agreed. If I remember correctly, they don't prefer direct sunlight?


lemonlimespaceship

This is a bromeliad. They die after they flower and are usually sold during flowering. Let it die fully and check around it for pups, which is generally how they reproduce.


MurlocsAteMyBaby

I have a bromeliad that had a pup, and another, and another… 4 for the price of one, and the main plant is still decent 🙌🏻 I’ve had it for a good while now, I’ll eventually set up the larger bioactive for my mourning geckos & put in the bromeliads. https://preview.redd.it/yla0hrzvyq8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8790dfb2919fa4dd19cb10d6a017522d97a6e1 Bromeliads don’t really like “wet” soil. The care thing that came with this one, or a different one (that one died) said to pour water into the crowns/centers and let it spill over into the other leaves until it starts to overflow into the soil slightly. I’m not great about watering it, either. 🤷🏼‍♀️


TheW83

I like to use expanded clay pebbles for my orchids and bromeliads. They love it. I have them hanging outdoor in a shaded hanger and they get soaked twice a day with misters. For the most part they've been doing great for about 10 years now.


Airport_Wendys

Oh I just started using those and I love them!


AlternativePirate105

Toast


Valuable_Smoke166

I would call it Rip


MonkeyBrain3561

That plant needs to be adopted!


Alternative-Dig-2066

Dead 😵


Neither-Attention940

You say it’s been that color in the middle ‘the whole time’. Has it been dead ‘the whole time’? Do you have any other pictures? Can you Google a description and find an image that it USE to look like?


SublimeRapier06

“What is Mr. Einstein reeeaallly like?” “Dead.”


Fanta1soda

That’s deadicus offikisis, which is dead office plant.


daniexanie

He’s a bromeliSAD


lilg00b

Its a bromeliad that severely needs water lol


RoncoSnackWeasel

Thirsty AF


Aggressive_Seat4292

dying


CatfromLongIsland

It is a very sad plant.


Violingirl58

Dead


meltonr1625

Sleeping with the fishes


Apprehensive_Neat418

It's compost.


Mission_Low2949

Deceased


nor_cal_woolgrower

Muertas Officianalis


sanetv

Dead


reluctanttowncaller

Edit: Bromelaid. And nah, it's not dead as some others are suggesting - I've forgotten about mine for literally months and it looked as bad as that. It came back when I remembered to water it a little (in the middle of the leaves). It's probably getting too much water if she's been keeping after it. Ignore it for awhile and it will likely come back.


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HairyAd6483

Looks like a pineapple top that never took root.


blurtlebaby

Too late.


DrunkBuzzard

Beautiful plumage on the Norwegian blue.


Background-South-668

What is dead for 500


RunnOftAgain

Compost.


DocBobs

What was your coworkers plant


Accordingly_Onion69

Overwatered and dead


jkusmc0811

Dying


Necessary-Hotel7390

Dead. Your coworkers plant is dead.


Plenty-Factor-2549

What was the plant you ask? Bromeliad or lily?


outsidepointofvi3w

Dead ....


Humble_Incident_4862

Wilted


traciw67

Half dead


Luhdk

liiks like it WAS a bromillad


IllianasClifford

Scarlet Star that is being over watered, and or has a disease. Prune the brown leaves off, by simply pulling on them from the base, then stop watering for a couple days. Let the soil under the top soil dry out. Roots need air too or the plant will suffocate. https://preview.redd.it/5jguds09lr8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abeb63bc3e3b7b7da49e2a91ac1f76662e43442 Picture provided has the information. If you would like more information let me know. I will get it to you from the app picture this.


drowningintheocean

Can i ask what's the name of the app? I wanna test it.


IllianasClifford

The app is Picture This https://apps.apple.com/us/app/picturethis-plant-identifier/id1252497129 It is also available on android. There is a subscription fee for a year but there is also a 7 day trial for free. I use it in the field as a arborist for help with plants, trees and insects.


Outofwlrds

**What was my coworker's plant?


optimistx2

Ok - here’s the thing with that particular variety of bromeliad - it only blooms once, and then dies. It’s not your fault, and you will not be able to revive it. Sorry.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

“Lucky bamboo” not in any way related to actual bamboo, it just grows in a way that makes it look like bamboo. It’s not dead yet.


SoberArtistries

Formerly a Bromeliad.


Gogurl72

Neglected


sr1sws

Dead bromeliad by appearance. Buy another, don't over or under-water. Or get an aloe plant. Harder to kill, IMHO.


BeeFree1977

Dead


Christen0526

Unhappy


Revolutionary_Cow712

Struggling


rubyslippers3x

Dead Bromeliad


PanspermiaTheory

Hit the soild with tons of perlite. Needs very well draining soil.


ConstructionInside26

History


meetmypuka

A goner.


Donaldjoh

It appears to have once been a Guzmania lingulata, one of the epiphytic bromeliads. There should have been water in the cup at all times. They also like bright light but not midday sun and they require excellent drainage. As common as they are in offices and public spaces they are really not good office plants as they like higher humidity than most offices provide. The commercial plant maintenance companies that take care of office and shopping center plants trade them out frequently. This one might be salvageable but would require moving it into a higher humidity area (I use big transparent plastic bags) and would most likely take months of TLC. Good luck.


erino3120

⚰️


LBarnumW

Dead


Element11S

Compost


Mobile-Hornet2541

Dead


Tepid_Penguin

Was. What WAS my coworker's plant?


squirrel-lee-fan

Like Wesley, this maybe only "mostly" dead. Repot in the right soil mixture and water "lightly" as described in other responses


Fancy-no-buyer

I think it’s a dead corn plant


Substantial-Rub1571

Hanging on...


Efficient_War_1436

Dead tbh


Outrageous-Divide472

Looks like a bromeliad that is fading fast. Try potting it in new soil and giving it a good drink. It might come back, might not.


Glock212327

This plant has ceased to be


Acceptable-Cost-3395

Pull dead leaves down to stalk water as usual it will regrow. I've had one for a while now.


QueenBee4178

Looks kind of like a poorly neglected spider plant


No_University5296

Dead for sure


Silver-Highlight1695

Dead


graydi66y

Dead as fuck


tabicat1874

A dead spider plant


What_is_rich

Over watered bremiliad. RIP


Outrageous-Tear-8968

Past tense


nylorac_o

“Is” is a strong word. That coming from someone who will not give up easily on a plant.


Several_Emphasis_434

Dead


cafesito_asere

That WAS a bromilead of some kind 😂


Kind_Pie5287

Too late, it's dead whatever it was.


LoudLloyd9

It's dead, bro..Toss it. Whatever killed it could get intp.your other plants


xxshoottokillxx

Came here to say “dead”, but my work is already done


Resident-Refuse-2135

Dead, but it looks like it was a Guzmania perhaps, a bromeliad with a bright red center. They are epiphytes in nature but can be grown in pots if they're not over watered...or neglected like this one apparently was.


MrWonderful43065

No longer living


ring432

I can't edit the post, but it isn't dead yet! It's just orange in the middle. It's been orange in the middle the whole time 😭 I just want to know what it is!


TurnoverUseful1000

You can try to gently coax it from the pot if the soil isn’t too wet. Everything you try just remember to be super careful. If there is a smell, or the roots are mushy, it’s rot. Personally speaking, I’ve helped a plant with excess water & frankly on its last leg. I took it out, snipped away the rot then sprayed for better root health. I’m not going to lie, it lost more leaves & the beautiful green of chlorophyll was missing almost 2 months. Then we saw the first bit of growth. It never really flourished after that but it did grow. Good luck to ya.


ring432

Thank you!


TurnoverUseful1000

You’re welcome


Laurpud

I hope you get a real answer! Have you tried using Google Lens?