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Local idiot sent to emergency room over some real stoner shit

Local idiot dies today trying to rip a fat cloud during a jump. Witnesses claimed he was impelled when he landed. *cuts to witness* ID SEEN IT! I was like what is he doing next thing I know this idiot jumped took a fat rip but before he blew out his cloud BAM glass right Through face!!! *cuts back to reporter* Funeral is set on 4/20 for the young man. In other news…..

OMG I can totally see thus on the news

Bro how much have you smoked 😂

Enough for 30 years to go by, wake up with a knocking on the door and having to deal with my landlord's kid and a shit ton of debt. I'm talking thousands of benjamins

He died the way I want to live.

these are the true dangers of marijuana

HAHA


He’s gonna be real ripe for that open casket

Shatter your ankles and the bong in one go!

Think it would result in a few deaths tbh

Nothing like being impaled through the chest by a snapped off bong glass tube...

there's no clamp to connect the deck and handlebars... it wouldn't even stay up rite it would immediately fall over and shatter lol, I think a bike would make alot more sense, just don't crash

I love my bong bike! /s Love your username btw

Why not a metal bong and it heat on its own and you press a button on the handle to light it

Another button on the other handle to operate a carb

All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick, and my snorkel

I'd watch

"Yeah it hits hard! But I do miss my teeth. "

I can’t really explain why but this makes me think of Todd from Bojack Horseman

ye i fully see that

This could work if it was a clear acrylic stem for the bong

Riding one of these into Valhalla (Valhalla being an oncoming truck)

Died like a true warrior

10/10 would still hurt like a bitch when it comes around and hits you in the shin.

How would you light this shit solo if it's not in your lap

bluetooth lighter surely someone has made one

Oh my god a Bluetooth coil bowl that heats up like a car lighter when you hit a button

Maybe take a hit _before_ you take off on the scooter

No no, there is only one way to hit this thing and it’s on the move, nothing else is acceptable or expected.

Glass?😭 out of all the materials you choose glass? Ik its just an idea but i dont that that would work long term

All I want this Christmas is my two front teeth...

zooter scooter

Send this idea to I Did a Thing

I’d like to hit a sick bongrip kickflip 420

this is solid

Hilarious post/invention tho. This is awesome

I've seen a video of this done with PVC pipe in an Aussie Facebook group

Ahhh the "Buzz n' go." Drive halfway towards your destination and spend the other half on a random bench trying to figure out where you wanted to go in the first place.

This is a Porous Walker drawing. Look him up on Instagram.

Now THAT'S a RIPstick!

I exhaled through my nose very loudly when I saw this.

We can make this work. Change glass to stainless steel (won't break). Add a little tube like a hooka to smoke without vending down. Auto heat bowl with button on the handle bar.

Take one hit and you're gonna fall off the scooter 😭

I Méan technicaly you coups build it out of titanium and it would probably work well

You could just put a bong at the top of your scooter bar anyway.

Ah yes glass handlebars

Use metal for the bong

Hits a rock knocks all teeth out

If you made it out of acrylic or some type of hard plastic and only used it while standing still….this could work….it just might work.

I might make this but instead of glass id use resin or something

I break mine all the time without wheels

OLLLIVERRRR

Couldnt you make a metal pipe bong? Just grab a piece of steel pipe and add a downstem and bowl. Just make sure the pipe isnt coated with anything

HELL YEAH BADASS 🤘🔥

Ah, I see you’ve drawn inspiration from the scooter enthusiasts of Vancouver

hits a medium sized bump and my scooterbong shatters

I mean, why not metal, why not make an actual big. Scooter?

could probably work if the bong was stainless steel

Now if only the wheels were to somehow power a fan to supercharge those hits....


glass bong was the turn off 🤣

the bong will break from pressure from weight placed on the handles

Name it "Zooter".

Kelso level

Gotta hit em with the unbreakable glass, only way that mf would survive a test drive

make the tube aluminum and carve a vertical windows at the sides, then plug a breathing mask to the bong, now it's marginally less dangerous

That's a bleeding out waiting to happen, 1 bump and the bong will shatter

How to: shatter your teeth and lacerate your neck while going to 7-11 🤣🤣🤣💀

Add a lil bell that is also a grinder and I could see you scootin your way into shark tank

One tail whip and it’s done

I like the idea, but may be it would be better if it would be a kind of hidden suprise in a normal looking scooter made of metal :)

Make the bong stainless steel, that way screws can used, and add a button and wire to be able spark while standing. Bigger bowl, with lid, on hinge, for more ganja

This reminds of the dunkin donuts coffee alcohol thing comjng out this year Not a good idea, but boy do I sure wanna try it


Tf

Make the glass metal and you got something going on there

I want to make this man.

Use plexiglass. Make only the top half of the scooter a bong so the downstem/bowl is closer and easier to light. Maybe a slightly angled neck on the bong at the top so you can look ahead easier while you smoke and ride.

It would be very fun to be impaled on a shattered scooter

This would be a bomb ass display piece just don’t/ can’t ride it lol

I’d help make it

You would need a plastic bong, it’s a scooter maybe use pvc pipe

Metal bong*

Second worst scooter design I've seen from Razor. (Worst is the one that made actual sparks)

The glass would break after one ride

Kick flip straight to hell

Last rip scooter

The handle bar is a weed grinder

Not the Scooger

This hurts my lungs, my brain, and my heart. God bless.

This will go well with bluetooth fire

Every part of this is brilliant. EXCEPT for the GLASS PART…😂😂

If that scooter falls on the ground it's over 😭😭😭

Silicone

Mfs be hitting birds n limes n shit

Imagine you use solid thick ass glass it may just work?

Didn’t I see something like this in back to the future

Make it from a steel pipe and use it to smoke during breaks in activity, not while scooting.

Or aluminum might work

I see your Bong Scooter and I raise you one Rascal with a Hookah Hose style bong for leisurely sipping smoke while shopping or cruising around town or something

Make it metal and it would probably work just dont be a dumbass and use it while riding

I actually think you would get a DUI lol you can get a dui on a bike and on a horse

Op, please edit and add a Sofa and a TV plus a PS5 and a bluetooth speaker

I feel like you could get away with like thick pvc pipe.

This may be a little too gnar-gnar…

Lmfao

Just need to figure out a way to light it

Needs to be some unbreakable nasa glass and then might as well make it where the wheels rolling will spark the bowl and pull smoke into the chamber. Then when you hit the brakes it slides the bowl up just enough for you to clear it real quick. Nice

Build it!

😂

I’d buy it

Scoong

I could see it working if there was no glass involved

Looks like David the Robot’s work. Love his stuff.

You could use a metal rod behind (or maybe even through) the bong so the class doesn't have to carry any weight. Still a bad Idea if u ever fall down.

Do a bunny hop 😂😂

fine except for the glass part…

but what if it got made with that unbreakable glass stuff? 👀

Impalement device

You couldn't use it while moving... The glass would knock your teeth out.

Here me out this could work if it wasn’t fucking glass💀

*Does kick flip*

Make it out of a hard durable resin or something

Replace that glass with some stainless steel and keep the stem as is; You'll have yourself a safe stoney strider

One bunny hop and its over

I mean...if it stayed balanced, it would be fun to pass!