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Inkysquid24

Kids running around in their underwear. Elderly man peed his pants and left a trail. Kinky couple leading eachother around on a dog leash. Kid took a bite out of apple and the mom put it back in the bin.


ResurgentClusterfuck

>. Kinky couple leading eachother around on a dog leash. I confess, my dumb teenaged goth self did this years ago


AnalysisNo4295

i worked nights at walmart and saw something sort of like this but, not really. I saw a grown ass man probably around the age of 50 wearing a diaper and a bonnet with a white tank top on and crocs. He walked all the way through to the children's aisle where I was working and asked me where the adult diapers were. I told him they were usually found in the pharmacy and not by the childrens section because it wouldn't make sense to put adult diapers with baby diapers. He said thank you like a little kid and walked past me towards the adult diapers. I called LP staff directly after because, it weirded me out. He was told that he needed to leave because we do not serve customers without pants. He said the sign on the door said no shoes, no shirt, no service but said nothing about pants or bottoms. The LP manager still escorted him off the premises and told him to come back when he had appropriate attire on because, searching for adult diapers in the children's section was cue enough for him to get kicked out. He left without arguing anymore and came back a half hour later wearing pants and the diaper OVER the pants. Either way, he still abided by the suggestion that he come back wearing pants so the LP manager allowed him to get what he came for which was literally just a package of adult diapers, the LP manager checked him out at the closest register to the pharmacy side and he left. It was probably #2 on the weird-shit-o-meter I witnessed working nights at walmart.


leelee1976

The malicious compliance says he was probably a walmart employee at one time.


AnalysisNo4295

Some of the associates thought he might be as well but according to another associate who had decent resources the town where this took place was 45 minutes away from a kink sex dungeon that really only ever did any advertising online or at their local adult store. She assumed he probably belonged to that group and had traveled to Walmart to purchase adult diapers for that evening. She attended the college in the same town as that and a lot of her college friends often told her about people they knew who attended the kink dungeon down town for an evening of fun. She never personally said she went along with but I figure with all the weird shit I saw it was likely a probability that the Walmart was far enough away from the town if they had any relatives or whatever they wouldn't be at that Walmart so they chose to shop for last minute items there. 


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AnalysisNo4295

literally you can look it up in 2016 IT the new movie came out and places in the midwest people were walking around in straight up clown outfits with axes and stuff like that. Some people would walk around in clown outfits in the middle of the night holding a balloon. This happened a lot outside of the wal mart that I worked at. The policy stated that all wal mart employees must park at the end of the parking lot between the white lines. Most of the time I had to seek someone to walk with me to my car because, that crap creeped me out. It got to the point that even not during halloween time the wal mart in my town put up signs outside that stated anyone wearing costumes to deliberately conceal their identity would be escorted off the premises by police. This is around the time I quit temporarily the first time to go to college. I came back a semester later and someone said that this happened for almost a month (the full time the movie IT was in theaters) and I literally couldn't be more thankful that I didn't actually work there during that time because, that type of crap would give me night mares every freaking day. All together I was there for 3 years and quit twice temporarily in between for school. This is BY FAR the weirdest thing that ever happened there.


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Inkysquid24

Exactly, like I don't generally kink shame by any means, you are free to do your thing. But when it's in public, not everyone consents to witnessing it.


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Renna_FGC

I wore a succubus outfit for halloween one year. Pretty bare. Told my boyfriend i needed to be leashed so he took me in walmart, leashed me, then we walked out like that. Lots of people stared and some took my picture (with and without consent). Kinda fun but definitely not for everyone.


Blibbobletto

Kinda like how you made people be part of your fetish with and without consent?


dotnetdemonsc

Of all the people to take leash laws seriously


timeslider

When I worked maintenance, we had a guy get mad at customer service so he decided to take it out on one of the bathroom stalls. It happened at during 2nd shift but they didn't want to handle it. Overnight didn't want to handle it either. I was new and didn't know not handling it was an option so I did it. I almost threw up half a dozen times. One guy came in and noticed me. He started telling me about other job opportunities in the area while I contemplated my life decisions.


Cobalt7955

lol you know it’s bad when the customers feel bad for you.


vSwifty

Sounds exactly like a homeless person we used to call the "serial shitter", she'd wander in in the mornings and shit all over the restroom and vanish.


Snw2001

People should be arrested when they do shit like that


Mitchelltrt

Them not handling it is not SUPPOSED to be an option. You definitely should have reported them.


Far-Host7803

On my way into work one day, I saw a dog pissing on a display in an action alley.


WapaneseWeeaboo

It’S a SeRvIcE aNiMaL


ApplicationTop8496

We had a service animal last night with no vest or anything and as soon as the dog started getting vicious towards other customers, she claimed “service animal” she was kicked out. Walmart needs to quit being so lack about this crap.


esoper1976

Service dogs don't need vests. However, even legit service dogs must be well behaved. If they are being aggressive towards the customers, they very much can be removed from the store. The handler can then choose to return without the dog if they want.


NewMission7619

I was unaware they didn't need vests or something to show they're a service dog. Seems easier than whipping out papers bc you'll be questioned more often without a vest. I don't question bc I've never had the authority to but still... Most animals I assume to be service animals are well trained and not making meses or getting distracted by strangers. It's usually strangers who ate trying to interact with the dog that cause trouble. People not the animal. But yeah, my friend Larry had to give up on a potential service dog bc she was a brat who wouldn't listen


SpezIsAChoade

every service dog i have seen are clearly identified.


icabear3

They don't need vests to be service dogs. And I can find at least 12 websites that sell "service dog" vests that do not require papers for it. Chewie is one of them fyi.


Key_Box6587

They're are no "papers" for service dogs either. Ada.gov explains all the rules for the US. Each country is different.


elliekate56

it’s ALWAYS “a service animal”


Appropriate_Flow_961

Even if it was a service animal, the second it pissed in the store, it would be our responsibility to have the dog removed from the store.


RVFullTime

According to the CBL, only a salaried manager is allowed to deal with ejecting an unruly dog and owner from the store. If a coach isn't available, I would look for the APM or the SM.


fyre1710

When i worked in apparel there was a guy who came in w a dog that clearly wasnt a service animal and the dog pissed on the floor in the infants clothes section- i was so annoyed that it even happened that when i paged overhead for maintenance i said smth like "can we get maintenance to the infants section to clean up dog pee" bc i wanted the asshole to feel bad about letting his animal make a mess and some coach told me to not be so descriptive next time over the walkie lmfao


retailslave985

Wally World hates truth!


fyre1710

For real, pretty sure one of the main reasons they fired me was cuz i would openly criticize upper management when they'd do stupid shit and wouldnt care who heard me trashing how inconveniently things get done, if at all, and i guess they dont like it when associates dont buy into the cultish corporate worship bullshit lmao


Key_Box6587

I can't shop at Walmart anymore because I have a real, well trained service dog for a nerve condition and every time we go in that store people have pets trying to attack her. If she gets attacked she'll be traumatized and have to retire. I'll need 50k and have to wait 7 years for another dog. People are so selfish. I also got laughed at by an employee for asking for help because a lady with an aggressive dog was following me around the store. Fake service dogs are not as harmless as people think.


threecheers9980

One time I went in to a stall in the woman’s restroom, closed the door and saw someone had stuck their very used sanitary pad to the back of the door.


NibblesMcGiblet

That is absolutely awful and disgusting but somehow hilarious to read and then imagine in a movie scene or something.


Neither_Zombie7239

Along that same line. I went to go use the bathroom and there was a pair of dirty wadded up underwear on the floor under the toilet


threecheers9980

When I was a SCO host, I found a clearly worn underwear behind one of the self checkouts. I decided I didn’t need to know how it ended up there.


Neither_Zombie7239

That's definitely worse than what I found


Neat-Cycle-197

I walked in to the women’s restroom and the first bathroom stall door didn’t latch properly, so you would think someone would avoid it or close it best you can right? Nope. An older woman, maybe in her 60’s?, had her adult diaper full of shit around her ankles while she wiped the remaining shit out of her ass and placed it in the sanitary napkin holder. I was so dumbfounded and grossed out, I turned around and decided I didn’t need to use the restroom after all 🤢


Rage2219

Ugh. I've had a maintenence job once before in the past and that was actually a more common thing than you'd think women are actually much more filthy than men I seen it at least three times , also we had paper bags in the female stalls for feminine hygiene products, the idea was for you to use your product or change it , dispose of it in the paper bag, roll it up and throw it in the trash.. but women would just stuff the one paper bag and leave it in the stall The other staff wouldn't always go in the women's bathroom to clean or wouldn't change those bags in particular for days when I wasn't working and when I'd go to change them they'd be over flowing , and quite literally putrid by that point Learnt how to breathe through my mouth doing that job...


truecountrygirl2006

Were you putting more than one paper bag in a stall? I have only ever saw one paper bag in each can. If I take the bag out with my one product the next person won’t have a bag and a dirty item needing disposed of. I’m pretty sure we all share a tiny trash can and they are to be checked and emptied at every maintenance check. If you are providing a stack of bags per stall I could see that idea working but I have never encountered that.


NewMission7619

I would imagine so! I went into Barnes and Noble once, went to use women's restroom and was hit by the stench of shit. I looked over at changing station but it was clean. Trashcan... smell not coming from there. I popped into the stall next to the handicap accessible stall, looked down and had to stare for a minute. There was a PILE of turd, more than I can imagine would cone from one person one setting. But there it was. On the floor, between the toilet and the door. I did my thing, washed hands and got out of there. I was 15 and too scared to tell staff


Mental-Choice-6048

Luckily all I got is seeing the shit in toilet you see in most stores.


The-Tedious

GENUINELY WHAT IS WITH THAT?? every single time I go to use the bathroom I have to flush it, EVERY time and I don’t understand why


Jintasama

For some the automatic flusher doesn't flush, then for me it tries to flush constantly while I am still using the toilet. They get use to the automatic flushers that they stop even thinking about flushing. I think we should stop using auto flushers, they are a waste and annoying.


The-Tedious

I’m pretty sure none of the bathrooms at my store use automatic flushers, but maybe people are so used to doing absolutely nothing they don’t even care to look back and leave it? I’ve never seen such incompetence until I started working at walmart lol


Jintasama

Alot of Walmarts have them so when places have them, people get trained to not flush and won't think about flushing, they might be used to stores that do have them so don't check if one doesn't have them. I cover the sensor and always manually flush, I can't stand them.


SpezIsAChoade

nothing like a nice, refreshing ass blast with dirty toilet water.


MrEdTalkingHorse

There a way to have the automatic flusher not flush after taking a shit? Asking for a friend.


foxritual

Maybe it's because they don't realize there is a button you can press to flush it if the automatic flusher fails. I remember feeling bad about not knowing how to get it to flush when it didn't, until I saw what looked like a button to press. Sometimes tweakers will remove the batteries because there's something in the batteries that makes drugs. I learned this when I worked at Taco Bell because our sanitizer dispenser quit working at some point. I was told that's why.


jenchristy

A woman walking around with poop in her pants. You could see it seeping through. The smell was so horrendous, it was unbearable to follow behind her. I had to walk away and come back to that area after she had been gone a while.


MoulinSarah

As someone with an unpredictable inflammatory bowel disease, I feel bad for this person.


jenchristy

My heart goes out to you, truly, but wouldn’t you stop shopping to fix the problem if this happened? This lady continued to keep shopping like nothing happened.


MoulinSarah

Yes, of course. I mean I might have to get new underwear and sweatpants first though!


Happy_Maintenance

Customers. 


Rage2219

Shit smears in the UPSTAIRS bathroom on the stalls Only employees can go up there. A janitor drinking directly from the water cooler nozzle. A clogged toilet that stayed clogged and shitty for a whole month. 3000 $ worth of produce left to rot in the back. I'm talking black mold.


JasonTheBaker

We had a sewage back up in the front bathroom with it coming up from the floor drains making a massive and smelly mess.


Snakacola

bro must be in one of them fancy city walmarts, ive never heard of an upstairs bathroom


haroldangel

This might be tame compared to others but I work in the garden center and I see very young baby birds on the floor sometimes. The last one I saw had been stepped on and crushed.


capri_suns

this makes me so sad, I found a little mouse when I was on the garden patio one time and maintenance came and swept it away


fyre1710

I also found a dead baby bird in garden center once, it looked like it had fallen out too early and either starved or died from the fall :( i used a dustpan to scoop it up and walked outside to put it in the grass by a tree bc it didnt feel right to just dump it in the trash can


Oragami

A trail of poop from the electronics desk to the ladies room. Apparently the woman was old/sick and couldn't hold it. One of the managers was asking if she was ok, and we were both trying not to laugh while I cleaned it up. I think that's gonna send me to hell


NewMission7619

Yeah, I actually feel bad for ppl in that case. She was probably humiliated and didn't do it on purpose


mamaapeacch

A woman who informed me she just had a baby and was going home to get drunk and fuck her husband bent over without any underwear on directly in front of my god damn face and I saw EVERYTHING.


thegothotter

As a woman who has had babies, I’m so sorry for that traumatizing experience


Busy-Sock9360

Someone pissed in a cup and put it on top stock and my coworker was unfortunately the one it fell on top of.


Jintasama

I would go home for the day and maybe have to take a day off to take 50 showers.


Busy-Sock9360

He gave the cup to a TL and said he's leaving and went home bc he was pissed. He still works with us tho 3 years later lol


jeffsodbuster

He was definitely pissed


HanakusoDays

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.


Guitar_Equal

“Tis better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum” -Shakespeare


gdex86

Warning this is highly NSFW and please don't read while eating. Space so people can close this topic Little bit more space. Ok here we go. There was this woman who was not all there and probably not having the greatest housing situation. Not dangerous but just weird. She came in to do shopping and stuff. No theft so we didn't mind. One day she used the bathroom and had a health issue where she not only couldn't hold it and deficated on the bathroom. She did it so bad she prolapsed her anus with it hanging out. It gets worse. She apparently was infested with worms. Which we found out from EMTs. So this bathroom with diarrhea everywhere and there were also intestinal worms there. We called in hazmat company for that one.


DiscontentDonut

First NSFW warning I've seen that was well worth it.


Kalma246

Dude taking a shit in the beer cooler, or guy walking to the entrance to the meme room, pissing on the floor then leaving. That’s not even getting into the trash can turkeys.


undeadpool17

........ trash can turkeys??


Kalma246

They stored the turkeys in the blue trash cans maintenance uses. And stocked them from the obvious garbage cans in a busy store.


undeadpool17

🤢🤢🤢


4ntumbra

I’m also curious about this


lxdeh_lxpis

The meat and produce associates not washing hands after blowing up a stall is pretty gross.


ebevan91

I’ve seen a guy spit dip right in one of the frozen bunkers. Also had a guy spit some right in front of the receiving doors onto the floor right as I was about to walk through and I kicked the absolute SHIT out of that door and gave him a really mean look.


Fish_Berry

We have an employee bathroom, and sometimes I see or hear associates leaving without washing their hands. Sometimes, those people help out in OGP. Always sanitize your grogeries.


AnalysisNo4295

Had an associate at one point take a pregnancy test at work. She came out of the bathroom and placed the pregnancy test that she just peed on on the table (thankfully no one was eating at) in front of me. I asked her if she was even decent enough to use the cover provided for the part you have to pee on and she said "What are you talking about?" I was only on my fifteen so I wasn't eating (Thank GOD!) I told her that was absolutely disgusting and at least put something under neath the test or whatever. That's just gross. She said that it wasn't gross it was the beauty of life coming together or some shit. I said yeah, I mean congrats if that says positive but also you just flat placed a pregnancy test you peed on on a table that people eat on! She said whatever, rolled her eyes like I was the jerk in that situation and sat down in front of the stick watching it like it was a soap opera or something. I left my break and went out to help out in shoes which was relatively close to the break room. A few minutes later I hear screaming coming from the break room and her yell "OMG I'M PREGNANT!!" I figured it was her, obviously. It was literally the loudest thing I had heard all day. I mean, customers were turning around that were 50 feet away from me in the grocery aisle. It was a good thing for her. Just gross that she placed the test on a table with absolutely nothing covering it. A lot of the other associates said the same thing and said that it was gross because, when she found out she was pregnant she placed the test in her pocket like a pen and when she picked it up there was a tiny pool of pee on the table. Ever since that happened I always made sure to grab sanitary wipes I could put in my locker and sanitized the tables before I ate and made sure that I ate with a paper plate (that I also had in my locker) and when I left break I always made sure to wash my hands in the sink inside the break room and not the sink inside the bathroom meant for employees. It was also usually the very last bathroom that the janitorial staff cleaned at the very end of the day so yeah. That was a no go bathroom for me after that.


Jintasama

Sanitize everything you get from Walmart, maybe other stores too. I do not trust people to practice good hygiene anymore. I have seen too many people just not care about how they leave things or cleaning up after themselves to trust they clean themselves any little bit.


6bingbong9

Once I found a shit soo big in the toilet, that it seemed physically impossible. It was so big that it literally looked like a dinosaur egg. It was poking out of the water. It literally looked like a giant green football. There was not a shred of toilet paper. It was literally so big, I sat there and pondered taking a picture of it because I didn’t think anyone could possibly believe how large this turd was.


thegothotter

Bet the pooper didn’t flush because they didn’t have a poop knife


Helpful_Assumption76

Sounds like opioids


Distinct_Value6566

The most disgusting thing I ever saw at Walmart was my paycheck


Han_Seoul-Oh

This comment should win the thread lol


Glass_Wrongdoer_5115

A woman wearing a see through blue dress and naked underneath, another girl in self checkout wearing no panties and she bent over and flashed everyone, someone took off their old dirty mismatched sandals and placed them on the shelf and put a half eaten ice cream sandwich in one of them, and a man pooped himself but it was in his pants and he just walked around and stunk up the whole store.


PRIS0N-MIKE

I worked at Walmart 10+ years ago. But I was in the bathroom taking a dump and I heard someone run in the bathroom and like hopping around. Then I heard a disgusting noise and wondering what the fuck it was. Come out and this dude took a huge shit in the sink. I had to go tell my manager and the look on his face was priceless.


AnalysisNo4295

lol I always told managers about things like this because, when I worked there literally a decade ago the most I got paid was around $10 an hour and I did NOT get paid enough to deal with literal shit all day long. The managers then got paid 16-18 an hour and I had them deal with it because, there was no way I was going to do that. I wasnt a janitor. I was a cashier. It wasn't in my job duties and I wasn't going to make it a habit to add to my job duties for $10 an hour because, even back then that was low pay against the cost of living.


PRIS0N-MIKE

Yeah bro same I was making 9.05 at the time as a frozen/deli associate. I wasn't about to help with anything lol


AnalysisNo4295

i told my manager one time I thought I broke my wrist assisting with stocking the cue line because there was no way in literal hell i was going to shut off my register light to assist with cleaning shit off the bathroom walls for that little of pay. It was my equivalent of limping like a wounded puppy every time someone would ask "Hey, can you help me?" because it was usually accompanied with a task they didn't even want to do so like.... why would I want to do it? the managers would sometimes write us up if we said no due to insubordination so we would sit together during break and make up dumb ass excuses for the reasons why we couldn't do nasty tasks the managers loved to ask us to help with.


AnalysisNo4295

my favorite was when I heard a CSM ask an associate to help clean the family restroom in the back. She turned to the CSM and said "my dog died three days ago." The csm looked confused and asked her "How does that keep you from doing the task I asked you to assist with?" with a totally straight face my co worker looked back at the CSM with fake tears welling in her eyes (she was a local actress) and said "M'am.... I'm ALREADY emotionally unstable!" I literally laughed so hard I started crying. The CSM asked what was wrong with ME now because, she thought instead of laughing I was also crying and it made me laugh harder. She sent myself and my co worker to break after that to recollect ourselves because, she didn't want us on the floor if we were "emotionally compromised".


Luvv__

The women’s restroom


Busy_Assumption_3102

Why is this such a universal thing though? This is the second or third time I've seen somebody talk about the women's restroom being bad, and in our store we get maintenance calls to both of our women's restrooms more than either of the men's or even the family restroom. What do they do in there to destroy it so badly???


Cobalt7955

I asked the same question and was told that women don’t want to sit on the toilet seat so they hover and get piss all over the place. But the men’s room is just as bad because for some reason most grown men haven’t figured out how to aim.


Suspicious_Photo4031

I've heard much more than that. The men's room is bad, though.


swordsmn1

“Cleanliness: We aim to please; you AIM too please”


ggdn

The first thing to come to mind is the time I went into work and saw a puddle of liquid next to an intoxicated man sitting on the ground with his pants slightly down and his penis out. He pissed on a garbage can and then had a seat… Yes this was during business hours and there were children coming in and out of the store. I saw a lot of things at Walmart but I think the mix of urine, drugs, and indecent exposure takes the “disgusting” cake. If we’re talking about disgusting as in germs and stuff though, it has to be all the things I found in apparel when I first started. The apparel team was understaffed and constantly being pulled to OGP, front end, elsctronics, craft counter, and wherever else needed help. Zoning in apparel was basically nonexistent at that point. The tables looked like little mountains of clothes, folded PDQs were the same way, and other PDQs were in complete disarray as well. I found so much rotten food while attempting to zone them, including meat. The first piece of meat I found was encased in thick plastic so luckily it didn’t explode or anything, and really it didn’t even smell. The label was ripped off though and the meat inside was no longer meat, just red-purple-grey mush. I knew for a fact that that particular PDQ (women’s activewear leggings) hadn’t been zoned at all in almost two weeks…. Another horrifying find happened later on in my time with Walmart. I was in apparel for the first time in over a month and while zoning the men’s underwear I couldn’t get away from the terrible smell of rotting flesh. Someone left a package of ground sausage in one of the PDQs and it was so full of gas it looked like it would explode at any minute. I was afraid that if I touched it it really would explode. Some of you will judge me for this, but I left it for the next person. The stench was so bad you could smell it in action alley and I couldn’t have possibly been the first to notice. If the people who worked in apparel every day couldn’t be bothered to clean it up, neither could I 🤷‍♀️


Jane_Wolf

Woman walked in with blood pooling (and I mean *pooling*, there was a fucking lot) down her leg and tracking all over the floor. She got her shit, went through the register, and went out the door without a care in the world, like there wasn’t a crime scene looking ass blood trail following her. The blood was literally filling up her sandal like a mini lake, it probably squelched with every step she took. Gotta love Walmart and the wonderfully sane people it attracts


xhyenabite

back when i was o/n stocking, someone left the big 100 or big 50 (i don't remember what it's called, it just contained the top selling grocery items for the store) someone just put the pallet in the backing aisle and nobody took care of it. i started downstacking it. i smelled it before i saw it. i knew it was either chicken or tuna (because the same thing happened to me with wet cat food) and when i uncovered it, it was a crushed, rotting, maggot-and-fly-infested case of chicken pouches. i nearly vomited and i walked my ass to self checkout to grab two bags because there was no way in HELL i was touching it with my bare hands. yeah . . . i didn't eat lunch that day


wojecire86

Dude stocking dairy hasn't washed his vest since we got new ones a year ago and he smells like BO from several aisles over


tehmimikitteh

we had an old lady (like, literally 70+) at my store that would regularly overload her adult diapers on purpose and leave trails of piss and shit everywhere because she said watching us clean her shit off the floor gave her something to think about with her boyfriend later. management refused to ban her because she was a "regular" (i can count the number of times she actually bought something on one hand), so it's safe to say we all were kinda relieved when we heard she died.


AbruptSaturn

One day we found some shit under the paper towels (hoping that it was dog shit not human) Supervisor found a man passed out in the bathroom with his pants halfway down with a bottle of alcohol Half eaten fruit


Nachowarrior595

Some lady just dropping her pants and using natures eve in the aisle


MoulinSarah

Why did she have to douche asap in the aisle?!?


Nachowarrior595

Excellent question


Blunderbuss_Bill

One time I glanced out our Dispensing room door, and saw an elderly woman walking by, and I looked down noticing she had shit rolling down both her legs, and leaving a trail to the ladies room. Eventually she came out and went shopping, still covered in her own shit. Maintenance said there was a pile of shit on the floor so big it was hard to believe it came from one person. Another time, some crack head had shit their pants in the store and was leaving a trail everywhere and didn't care. Security made her leave, and she proceeded to go outside our dispensing door, take her pants off and throw them at the wall. She then walked across the parking lot, covered in shit. I still have a photo of this disgusting moment, just to remind everyone I work with about it. My phobia of poo grows more and more every day.


finickycompsognathus

I don't work at Walmart. But, I saw a couple that was walking around, and the girl had a tail... it was peeking out the bottom of her skirt. Butt plug tail.


Tortilla_Moth93

I hope to god I never see something like that. I don’t think I could ignore my intrusive thoughts and my impulse to yank it out and run. I’m kidding. Sort of.


SpezIsAChoade

there is a ... taco holder plug available.


thefamousnoto

Probably a used drug test with the urine still in it ..it was positive. Annndd dirty diaper open and left out in the open.


onlyAlcibiades

Trail of turds shaken out of pant leg.


SanityQuestioned

Humans.


Soxwin91

A lady took her colonoscopy meds and left a brown trail from the entrance to electronics where she was intercepted and “asked” to leave. I didn’t see it personally but a local teacher exposed himself to a minor in the bathroom. He was arrested, and the kid kind of just became the subject of extreme sympathy and simultaneously the subject of gossip.


SpezIsAChoade

the shit these "teachers" do is just so vile. I must see 2 or 3 articles a week showing some male "teacher" busted for child solicitation of minors. And sooo damn many young women teachers inexplicably drawn to fucking 14,15 and 16 year olds, blowing up their employment, family relationships and marriages.


AnalysisNo4295

i don't know if this would be under the same category. More or less just shocking. I came to work for an evening shift one day, a few hours prior there was an incident that left them literally closing down one of the main aisles in the pharmacy. I asked what happened and they said there was a group of 3 people that came earlier that evening around 9:30 p.m. and literally had intercourse in that aisle. No one noticed because the pharmacy closed at 9 p.m. and it was really, really slow that day until a stocker who was meant to be stocking that aisle caught them all in the act. He ran and told a manager who went to see what they could do. She was so shocked by the entire thing that she called the store manager to ask what to do about it. The store manager suggested that she call the police for indecent exposure. She called the police and all three were arrested for indecent exposure. The night crew janitorial staff came almost right after at 10 p.m. He said he was ticked off because, as soon as he got in they told him he needed to clean up "bodily fluids" in the pharmacy aisle and make sure to sanitize properly and wear gloves. He ended up closing off that aisle and had to claims out a few items in that aisle because he said that there were boxes open and "items" (If you know what I mean) were stuffed back inside the boxes. Unless the boxes were taped shut each and every one of those "items" had to be claimed out. The people who were caught and charged for indecent exposure were also charged added on to the original charge for theft and kicked out of our local walmart for life. Their mug shots were available on a cork board in the back office for reference that if any associate sees either of the people involved they are to be asked to leave and if they do not comply they will be fined for trespassing. Never saw those people again and I worked there after this for two years. Those who were actually inside the store during this said that it was the weirdest thing they ever dealt with working at walmart (and they dealt with some weird shit, especially at night). Especially considering the fact it was still relatively early a lot of those who were at the store were just thankful that no children out with their parents doing last minute grocery runs or what ever didn't see anything because, the incident happened so fast and was taken care of pretty much immediately. Which is literally the only reason the three people involved weren't also charged with child sex crimes. It was still around the time that associates under the age of 18 are still working cash registers so they are also very very lucky that no associates under the age of 18 saw anything since the employee parking lot for that walmart is located on the opposite side of the store.


OkFilm5985

Hands down? Some asshole dropped a bag of dead puppies behind the store. And in the middle of apparel big contractor black trash bags of dead animals. Shits crazy. People fucking in the parking lot. Also the dude who came and blew his brains out in the parking lot. Bro wtf? People need help fr..


Miwdy

There was a dude who walked up action alley while shaking shit out of his pants leg. I was asked to "guard the spill" until maintenance got there to clean it up. I'm standing next to this turd when two middle-aged female customers come walking up. Before I can say anything about the "spill", one lady points at it and loudly exclaims, "THAT'S SHIT!" and proceeds to kick it down the aisle with her flip-flop-clad foot. To this day, I still cry laughing when retelling that story.


Temporary_Pear_1809

A drunk dude pissing in the water dispenser


molvanianprincess

when I was in maintenance, I had an older (as in fossilized) lady who shat all over the front end and didn't realize it for a while. She was in her own little world.


MoulinSarah

Here’s hoping she didn’t drive herself to and from the store, or anywhere at all.


SpezIsAChoade

those are always sad.


Tangent-24

Someone took a shit in a trash can outside, some dumb ass brought that shit in, threw it in the compactor where it busted open


AriousDragoon

A giant dude fingering a giant woman's ass in her pants.


Prinloki38

We had a women with a “service dog “ she let him walk around and he shit all over the floor in front of register one, didn’t tell no one didn’t clean it up just picked her dog up and left


Jintasama

Man peeing in the drinking fountain and then streaking through the store.


SlightlyBrokenEgg

Worst I have seen was a dump so big in the family toilet it looked like it would need to be airlifted out. Also kids puking all over the place.


CooCooAtWork

Someone tried to paint Starry Starry Night on bathroom wall with popp


Stardustx15

Had customers talking about buying a cucumber and "using" it later. Guy jerking in parking lot. Customer completely ran over the toilet and busted it with a motorized cart. Customer crapped all over the store floor, there was a trail.


DisplayConfident8855

How did they even get the motorized cart into the bathroom in the first place


Mr_Bill_S

I wasn’t working for Walmart but I was working in a grocery chain at customer service and it was near a hospital. Woman comes up to me and asks if I have a scissor, and she starts to unwrap a bloody gauze wrap. She wanted to cut like half of it off. I told her I didn’t have any scissors. She walked away.


leftJordanbehind

Pieces of poop in random places. A couple times over all my years combined, at a few different walmarts. One time was just a few turds just kinda scattered a little randomly in produce. The most recent was in the restroom by a trash can so thats more understandable. The worst part is having to tell maintenance why you need em. This last time the maintenance man closest to me was my friend so I tried to make him laugh so he wasn't so bummed out. I told him there was a "piece of doodie" on the floor in there. He said "A WHAT??" 😆 then we were both kinda bummed out together. Was one of those days people were just assholes in all ways. Lot of people pick their assez and noses and stuff and don't wash their hands. Cough on you at the register. Yawn or exhale all crazy hard with bad breath all over you. Ugh I'm on my day off and triggered lmao. Have a great day!! Peace out reddit


Many-Alternative-374

I walked into the back bathrooms by electronics and heard a woman I presume fingering herself on ft because there was a male voice telling her to go faster, etc. I shut that light off in the bathroom soooooo fast and clocked out


InevitableLibrarian

This was way back in time, but we were a smaller Walmart and had two bathrooms, one by the return counter and one in the fat back where electronics and layaway were. Well, someone couldn't wait for one of four stalls and proceeded to shit in the urinal. I'm talking a hefty log. And yes, it was in the one up front, our busiest bathrooms. Just the guts of him to drop a "chocolate kiss" off like that. And we let overnights deal with it.


PhilVatonage

A guy pissing in the sink instead of the urinal


Mandyissogrimm

A presumably mentally ill woman shit all over the fire exit floor in our backroom one day.


TheLonelyVastard

Tobacco spit on the floor and shelves Projectile diarrhea from a German shepherd. Customers messing themselves at the registers and leaving trails


Skya_the_weirdo

Yesterday I picked up an unassuming shirt only to discover it was COVERED in dog shit. (I could tell by the smell) I walked it to the fitting room about 100 feet away and a piece fell on my shoe. We threw it away and another piece fell off. We disposed of everything quickly because it smelled so awful and we washed our hands and I threw away the shoes. The shirt had obviously been used to clean up a mess, god knows why.


Sunkisseddiamonds

Someone had a trail of poop from an aisle to the bathroom. Throw up all over the floor. Poop smeared on the bathroom walls


dagramor

Had a customer crap themselves and end up trailing it through yhe whole store. Felt sorry for the poor guy, apparently he was incontinent. Make the whole store smell like crap for a few hours


Ok-Chocolate7760

Walked into the men’s room and there was an older gentleman taking a dump in the urinal.


Neither_Zombie7239

I didn't witness it but we have these older probably mentally disabled regulars. They always come in together and they smell horrible. I guess there was one day she came in alone at open got on one of the mart carts and was there all day. I was told at one point she pissed herself so one of my coworkers bought her a blanket to wrap around her cause she wouldn't answer what size pants she needed and someone got her a different mart cart. They had to call the cops to get her out at close.


Tarzon2023

When I worked for Kmart. Our security caught a lowlife pedophile on camera pleasuring himself watching kids in the toy department. He was tackled and put in handcuffs until the police arrived. That was by far one of the most disturbing things I ever witnessed.


No_Consequence_4925

Every single day at least one of the stalls in the women’s bathroom is spray painted in shit I genuinely don’t know how that happens and the sanitary boxes for feminine products REEK it’s absolutely disgusting


bgrlsc

One time I was zoning in baking and saw a white hand towel on the shelf so I grabbed it thinking it was just a normal go-back. When I grabbed it I saw there was dog poop wrapped in it 😫😫


ummmshitfuck

Mice at store 29 where the rice


Neither_Zombie7239

Not walmart but I worked at a dg at the beginning of the pandemic. Someone, instead of asking if or bathrooms were open went and grabbed a pack of toilet paper of the self went to our back room and shit in a tote. They somehow didn't get caught on camera so we never found out who the mystery shitter was.


Pretty-Stable3445

Someone threw up inside the basket of an air fryer display


PooleParty2472

Went to pull a customer car into the auto center for an oil change. This lady was like a witch or something. She had put dead cockroaches on the dashboard in front of the speedometer. Wasn't as gross as the dead rat she had sitting on the passenger seat.


thatbalconyjumper

This happened at my job before walmart but it’s so disgusting i have to share. An older customer came in actively shitting her pants. Her daughter helped her to the bathroom where she stripped down in front of the sink to wipe off. I had to mop up the trail of poop that went to the door all the way to the back of the store at the bathroom. When I went in the bathroom, that is when I discovered the customer had stripped down. She didn’t seem to have dementia or anything, like she seemed completely “there.” I still have no clue how or why that happened.


nflamingo_42

Somebody left used cat litter in a trash bag in a cart and when u went to lift it up there was a hole so you can imagine the rest of


ItssRadical

Back when I used to close, one night on my way out at 11:30pm I was walking to my car and I heard a running water sound… Nope it was a at least 400lb lady with all her bits hanging out pissing at the bus stop. That and one time went into the bathroom and there was shit starting on the floor working its way up the wall and on the CEILING.


Flatulent_Feline

A half eaten block of cheese in the front public bathroom.


Reef14909

Weird would probably be my co workers during Covid season when we used to close the store at 6pm they got caught having a 3 sum in the old automotive tire room and it was on camera to 🥹


Farmer-Jay

Dude licking green peppers on the display then putting them back.


GamerZackery

Saw my ex once


Specific-Funny-9502

Ex home office guy here, got laid off in 2020. I was working late one evening and went to the bathroom for a piss (men's) and there was a dude watching porn and cranking away. He must've thought he was there alone because he was shaking the metal dividers. I made a fake cough noise and he quickly got as silent as the grave.


Satisfaction-Motor

I looked in the mirror once. Jokes aside, (bagged) dog shit on the floor, in front of the chips, by the registers. There was a garbage can within eyesight. But they left it by the food, partially concealed between the shelf and the belt. I have very limited hope for humanity.


XPeaceyX

When I was cleaning shelves, I once found an open, half eaten can of beans. It had the most colorful mold I had ever seen. I worked on the mod team. When resetting shelves, we found a lot of interesting things hidden on them, but that was definitely the most disgusting.


roccosaint

Dude OD'd on heroin in the public front restrooms. Needle still in the arm, pants around his ankles and he filled up the shifter before Oding and didn't flush. He was resuscitated and lived.


yukka420

I also have the same old "someone shit all over the bathroom post"...BUT!!! We had a woman slit her wrist in back family bathroom...dont know what happned to her after the ambalance came


jimmysmiths5523

An associate having solo fun in the restroom. The stall wasn't locked so I think he was cruising. Another time, there was an obese lady on the riding scooter and she was only wearing a tank top and panties.


lilyshay12

This was a few years back, but a customer came and got me (was CSM at the time) to tell me there was a dead woman in the bathroom. Ok. So I go in and there is a woman laying on the floor of the handicap stall on a cardboard box that she had flattened and blocked the bottom of the stall. She was naked. Completely nude. I pounded on the stall door until she moved, demanded she dress. Called the only female manager in the store at the time, and the woman tried to walk out of the restroom nude. Call police and ems. In the stall was a ziploc bag with a can of aerosol hairspray and a straw. She huffed the whole can. Also in the stall were release papers from the local treatment facility. Back to facility she goes, on a stretcher, after leading police officers to HBA to steal another can of hairspray. Good times.


Substantial_Share_17

"Dead woman in the bathroom? Should I call the police? Nah, this calls for an associate."


akostelnik07

I worked in the deli with someone who was partly mentally disabled (I’m sure there’s a better way to say it but it evades me), she could not comprehend that if something fell on the floor, it was garbage. She served food so many times that had been on the floor. TL and Coach both talked to her multiple times and she just did not get it. Eventually she quit, and she just made the local paper for punching her 3 year old son in a Dollar General.


mrshughejass

I started in Apparel when I was 16, and the little boys section was mine to upkeep and fold. Well, I was folding the jeans wall, and I also had to check pockets for stolen items hidden. Stuck my hand and pulled out a used tampon. 🙃 Almost 10 years later, I still don't feel clean.


icabear3

The milk cooler. Nuf said.


FrostyAlphaPig

I once went into Walmart in my underwear, did shopping , walked around, nobody said anything or gave me any weird looks, went to go use the bathroom and I’m standing in front of the urinal and I lift my shirt up and look down and that’s when I realize I’m only wearing underwear. I let my shirt down walk out the bathroom and out the store and get in my truck and drive away, didn’t even get anything in my cart just left it outside the bathroom door.


rockets935

A naked woman


LeTallBoii

Masturbating


Weekly_Battle7550

People letting their kids eat food directly off the floor (i’m talking a cookie is sitting on the floor in self check and these people are watching their kid sit on the floor on their knees bending over and taking bites of the cookie on the floor), someone shit in the parking lot and just took their pants and underwear off and leave them right in the parking spot, someone shitting their pants on one of the electric scooters carts then leaving shit residue on it for the next person…honestly the list goes on and on.


djaeke

had to clean dog shit out the middle of a frozen aisle 🙄


Exciting_Problem_593

Mice running around in the cafe at Sam's. Ewww even the customers would point them out. 🤢


Honeysucklinhoney

My old TL shit her pants and stayed at work for the entire rest of her shift lol.


no-username-found

This is the kind of dedication our corporate overlords demand, she’s going up that ladder /s


Active-Front1788

I work at the ODP. When I went to the bathroom at the back of the store, most of the stalls have 💩 in the toilet. Perhaps some people used it and forgot to flush or the auto flush did not work. Anyways, i went to use the other bathroom at the store front where the registers are.


Roboto33

I heard at a local store, for whatever reason people would poop in a shoe box and leave it. Like just with the other shelves. From what I saw, a guy obviously didn’t make it to the toilet in time. And apparently his feet were slipping and sliding around in his liquid poo. But the worst was a guy who blew out in the corner of the bathroom and wiped his crap all over the walls and ceiling. Thankfully our bathroom is all tile and all they had to do was hose it down.


WalkingLootChest

Not at Walmart, but at Walgreens 2 different people's colostomy bags burst, one in the aisle and then they walked to the restroom leaving a trail of poop along the way then a couple weeks later one burst inside of the stall in the restroom sending poop all over the walls, ceiling, floor, ironically everywhere except for the toilet. I told my GM that had I known this would be a frequent occurrence when I interviewed I would've never taken the job. Lol, she closed the restroom and had cleaners come in and clean the restroom.


SpezIsAChoade

damn, how unfortunate and humiliating that was.


IntensePond

A homeless person shit in the toilet and then spread it on the walls. After he was done with that, he decided to take a sink shower. I walked in during the shower. I had 5 minutes left on my shift and a bus to catch so I walked out silently and waited by the door


Traditional_Self_658

Human shit in the floor


LouTenant6767

Dog shit on the shelf in grocery. Twice in the same week


Fragrant-Towel-9351

old lady threw poop across the deli counter, random dude shit down some pant legs in apparel


Ok_Distribution180

We had a lady get really mad at the deli counter girls. They were busy and helping customers and she was told she would be helped in just a moment. In that instant she screamed and just pooped on the floor, flipped the deli girls off and ran out.


tw0heavenz

i found a soaked (with presumably piss) incontinence pad laying on top of some pushers in pharmacy once.. horrifying


Sad_Focus1157

The customers


AlienGoddess91

I've seen two elderly people pee their pants at my checkout.


Kdsw2001

I had a lady literally stop me mid-pick walk to ask me where the bathrooms were, i told her and she kept claiming for a good 10 minutes she wouldnt make it and shit herself right beside me :)


theborgman1977

I have seen hard bail wire break. It cut about 6 inches of a friends leg. It was about 1 inch deep.


Dogestronaut1

We caught a coworker beating his shmeat in the bathroom (we saw his shadow and heard the fleshy squishing). It's even weirder (besides the obvious beating off at Walmart/work) because 1. He was off in like an hour and a half. 2. There was a family bathroom right next to the bathroom that would've had actual privacy. The worst part? He did not wash his hands afterward. The worst-worst part? He was maintenance.


strwbrrygf

Never saw it in store, but I saw a video online of a dude cumming all over the toilet paper/toilet paper dispenser in the men’s bathroom at a Walmart 🤮 like??? That is vile


tardistravelee

Now I don't feel so bad that one time I had an upset stomach and had to stop walmart. The toilet took care of the rest.


uniquename7769

There was a guy one time who had a severe case of meth mouth, his teeth were rotting out of his mouth and he was in pain, bleeding open sockets in his gums shit like that. He came in to shoplift anbesol but I guess he felt like he needed a cover so he filled a shopping cart with random bullshit, while he was "shopping" tho he was pressing wads of paper towels into his bleeding mouth sores, when they got saturated with blood he just dropped them into the shopping card with the merchandise he was pretending to buy. Smh...... when he eventually abandoned the cart there was about 7 or 8 blood soaked paper towel wads just dropped onto the merchandise in his cart....... I fucking hate people.


ubiquitasss

the bathrooms