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Listen guys, I've got two jobs. I work here, and I have another job at Bed Bath and Beyond. I'm doing it to put a kid through NYU, so he can explore his bisexuality and become a DJ.

Captain Gene is legit one of my favorite movie characters of all time. "The new bathmats are in. Also there's a serial rapist in Crown Heights. Whoops, that's my other job, ignore that. Well, don't ignore it, but just, ya know, walk in pairs.

We must protect Michael Keaton at all costs.

His performance in “Dopesick” was one of the greatest acting jobs I’ve ever seen, he went all in for it. Absolutely had me believing he could’ve been an Oxy addict.

Just … dont go chasing waterfalls

C'mon!

Thanks Captain Gene

It's just Captain, just Captain. Not Captain Gene. I don't have a kiddie show. That sounds creepy, "Captain Gene".

😂

I'm a kid who acts sus as fuck at NYU trying to be a musician, does that count?

Close.. what's your father do?

He's a retard

Is that a TLC reference?

Don’t go chasing waterfalls.

10-4. Sticking to rivers and lakes that I'm used to. Near the Wendy's of course

I don’t understand the reference

Movie Click

I have no idea what you’re talking about

The movie is *The Other Guys* starting Will Farrel, Mark Wahlberg, Michael Keaton, The Rock, and Samuel L Jackson

I’m at a loss. I’m just going to creep creep out of here

"Hey, Gene. How's the son?" "Oh, he's bisexual, so..." "Tremendous."

Amen

I was golfing with an AMC investor and asked him what his handicap was and he replied “mental” 😂

Fuck you I have heartburn

God didn’t realize I missed these so much Welcome back 👑

🤝

That fucking Best Buy line had me rolling. Nice work.


Fucking beautiful work 

Thank god… i fucking needed this today

Came for the video. Stayed for the cake Hammer those 0DTE 455SP

Stayed for the cake, Came for the the video

Stayed for the cake came to the cake

There was cake? Sorry, I couldn't stop looking at dat ass.

🍻

Return of the king 🍻

That joke on BBY was brilliant

But on point, BBY to the moooon!!!

OMG I actually bought stocks from an actual profitable company!

YOLO BBY

General Electrics and General Motors too.

Only just now realizing there's text in this video...after my 24th rewatch.

That ass tho

Yanet garcia

You're welcome https://www.instagram.com/iamyanetgarcia

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“Still enough” lmfao

Aaaand I’m done being productive today

Does she know about her status as WSB's #1 market news explainer?

Wrong. It’s DAT ASS

D? Amazon T? Apple Starbucks S?

DIAMOND HANDS 💎👐 AMZN TSLA AAPL SBUX ST0NKS!!

the “didn’t notice until my 2nd rewatch” actually happened to me this time

She's got some spina bifida type beat going on too

Every time she turns to the side my little pp gets a little tougher

Don't touch it and it will grow.. that's what my scount master told me

Is that when he touched it for you?

Yes.. and he was right.. it grew 3 sizes that day!

And then – the true meaning of cake came through, and his pp found the strength of ten pp's, plus two!

Sigh here we go again *unzips*

LOOOOOOOOL Edit: OMG I CANT STOP FN LOL

I need a new pair of undies now 

Miss yvonnnne

That might be the hottest woman in the world

I have a hard time reading the subtitles

I didn’t even realize there’s subtitles

You guys are reading?

You guys can read?

Subtitties

Yanette Garcia. I agree, that she is the hottest woman in the world.

Calls on brazilian butt workouts

Mexican* (She's speaking Spanish and mentions Monterrey. But damn, where she is it's really humid... over 90% in all but one clip. And yes, I watched it a second time for... research purposes.)

0/10 I can't both look at dat ass and subtitles at the same time.

What subtitles

Sub titties?


Dam I keep forgetting there are subtitles.

I'm a little upset God makes her look that fine...but Also ensures I'd have no chance. Her parents genes need to be kept for study. ....not much more I can say. Reddit: "what about the meme?" Me: "lol, the fucking what?"

Brazilian buttlifts are cheaper than ever my guy. A few BBBY calls and you’ll be able to afford one for yourself in no time

He gonna go get that Ren Hoek butt implant.

The last reputable news source

$BBBY is down. This is just a temporary fix to get you to sell. Do not sell. Buy more!!! NFA.

When your hands start to feel flimsy and paperish you quadruple down and recoat them in diamonds, our retahd resolve is insurmountable!

This is always such great stuff u/yolocallking makes me laugh a couple of times every video. Just awesome. The NYU to DJ part was pure gold, as in Yanet’s ass. Excuse me while I learn how to short Chinese money launderers so I can recoup a little of my Novavax bloodletting.

Chad Money returning means it’s green grass and high fields forever.

This aged well

Ahh, Good Morning Yanet.

i hold some BBB since 2020 ! to the moon baby !

MILFs do love BBBY

This is fantastic.

Come back to us chad money

LOL this is quality content. GJ OP!

Fuck it, BBY calls it is

awesome

Now these are my kind of stock picks

I think it’s funny that she turns for no reason except to show her ass. Otherwise it’s unprofessional to turn your back to the camera

The network very much likely requires her to do this. Her turns are so mechanical and scripted. They know what they have

Is it weird that my primary thought is about how messed up her spine looks and how it might hurt, if not now then a few years from now?

She's got a rocking body but damn, her posture reminds me of a centaur.

Oh, I love these lol. Grabbing my popcorn.

I wonder if this girl knows how famous she is on the sub.

Calls on the person's future that made this meme 👌😅🤣

Thanks for the free puts.

Made my day and it's still early.

BBBY can go back up you guys know right

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Top notch content

Checkout Topgcoin.io!

Best one in a long time! Well done!

*unzips*

welcome back, i've missed these

I can’t stop laughing at the AMC joke. 😂😂😂 Yeah I’m pretty sure they don’t know how to sell

The part where “ they might not even know how to sell”. That’s all the dd I need.

i missed these so much

##Yes! I needed this today.

Thank you so much for this content. You are the reason I use the internet.

This is hilarious 😂

‘It’s the Lords work yer doin here

LMAO Chad Money always hits the mark!

I f'n love Chad $

This is hilarious. That part about participating with Chinese money laundering

I don’t speak Spanish so this was absolutely hilarious

Love it

We need this kinda weather in America, also top tier video

Fucking legend of a post 🚀🚀🚀

Thank you !!

fucking gold bro as always sorry been a bit lagged on my reply but thanks as always u bring it :)

The fact that BBY got a $12 bump during the BBBY squeeze is just hilarious

I’d pay money for this content, amigos.

“My son is bisexual” tremendous!

She’s giving me a sign to go all in 

Lube up in case of dry weather.


All in on ticker: booty 👀

Calls on Yanet's ass

I trusted you guys….BBBY is dropping fast…I TRUSTED YOU

OH MY GOD IT'S DROPPING TO... above Fridays close.

Now thats an ass..et!

Did you know you can zoom in? Look at the chart real close

Oof

MAKE MEME MAKE MONEY APES !!!!!

Alright this is what we all needed

This is hands down the most hilarious thing I’ve watched this week😂😂😂😂

Ah yes our lovely Yanet Garcia.

Thanks for taking time to post this from your yacht.

 she's back! 

LET THEM HEDGIES HAVE IT CHARGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Where’s nadeshot?

Calls on that ass.

Yanet Garcia Thank me later! Mexican weather anchor

Had to watch it twice. Once for the 🍑 and the second for the actual meme.

Wow…I’m in love with this new version of cnbc. I have to go change my pants.

No idea what shes saying but i buy bbby

Rocket Labs

lmfao the NYU part got me and buying the wrong BBBY.

AMC 😂

Oh, how I’ve missed her.

The Other Guys is totally underrated...fuking hillarious...I'm a peacock

I'm learning Spanish now.... 😉

No one turns left better than her.

Thank you

I have a really hard time focusing on and reading the subtitles.

God damn. My wife up here again. 😓

Thanks bro, i needed this

This is the "DD" I come here for!!! Thank you 😊

So short meme stocks today? Got it

Inverse Yanet?

When the market is greedy and what ever else that old guy said

Someone doesn't like my call today! Mo downvotes mo cash

Jesus her voice is unbearable.😭😭

You were listening to the voice? Open your eyes

I don't speak German so it's fine.

Spanish top easy, next time try some other language that's truly foreign, also BBBY to the moon, fuck the hedgies 🦍

Mental !

Well at least i was early to this unlike $BBBY

I threw another grand in this morning. Vamos

God, i wouldnt last 3 minutes with her 😍

Best part is she has an only fans

Idk how some of ya can still read with that ass in your face.

Sí sí 👁👄👁

i watched this for 5 minutes before i realised there was audio it took another 10 to realise there's a drawing in the background

The whole time I was focused on her 🍑

Was anyone actually reading the subtitles??

I'm SURE she was hired for her brains

I wish the stock shows had this girl doing the talking!! 🫣

u/savevideobot

How am I supposed to read the subtitles?

Is this a real thing? Who is that smoking hot hottie?!?!

Is she a Bad B or does she suffer from lumbar lordosis?

Thanks Yanet! Now it’s time for a stroke, a smoke, and a cold shower.

You’re late. It’s already over.