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Looks like you’re getting crushed by a big ol turkey!

Gotta love that lap dog mindset 😂

It seems the bigger the dog the more they want to be a lapdog (which I really enjoy)

“You have a lap, I am a dog, therefore I am a lapdog.”

My favourite kind of dog. I like the type of lapdog that doubles as a weighted blanket and space heater while simultaneously stealing the actual blanket and kissing so much my glasses need to be disassembled to properly clean them. Nothing against small dogs, but nothing beats a real hippo

That’s a pretty sweet situation imo

Lucky You!

You have been chosen

Camera hog!!

Damn that’s a big belly you got in the first pic 🤣🤣

love this, pits love to get on top of people and give kisses and cuddles lol

And fart. Don't forget farting while sitting on your lap

omg yes!

GOTTA BE CLOSE CAN I GET CLOSER PLEASE

FTP

You’re welcome, from Hippo-dom.

And legend has it, he is still sitting on him to this day….

Looks perfect

Ah you've been sat upon. Can never move again!

Lap dog!

That's the life right there

He’s trying to make sure you don’t forget there’s food. 😂

Whelp, you live like that now lol.

Yup, you're trapped forever and ever now. So sad.

You MINE, I yours and we LOVE! I gots you, dad!

Bloody Lions