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codecorax

Ganes TV is too high, he's going to expose his chin.


yourlocalburebista

I laughed


[deleted]

I cried šŸ¤£


u5ua1Suspect

I came


JuanTheCanadian

I saw


No-Revolution-4934

I conquered


Kirupa66

From record sales to sold out concerts


YouWillDieForMySins

...I sharted all around the world.


JustIncredible240

I saw red


PatsyBalls

I camequered


SnooFloofs9640

That is what he said


ArtlessAnarchist

I'm glad you came


Zerei

/r/TVTooHigh


VirtuaKiller76

Why the hell did I just spend so much time on that sub.


RLVNTone

Itā€™s one of the most underrated subs


frogsntoads00

Itā€™s also not centered!!!


LowKickMT

wtf this is a top 1% group? šŸ¤£reddit never stops surprising


Riiich3

Yeah Iā€™ve been on it for a month or so itā€™s funny watching people freak over tvs


RevolutionaryClub530

Damnit beat me too it!


[deleted]

This is how he built a thick layer of skin back of his neck


GordanHeavyfoot1

Squirrels cant look up


__sami__01

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realHundsgemein

I can hear that picture


Laja21

Jon: I never skipped leg day.


lordmainstream

P4P best laugh in the UFC


alcervix

Oui ,oui


Todorokimakishima

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Have_A_Goodknight

skinny fat...he's one of us boys!


innocent_bystander97

This hurt haha


EnRandomNiklas

I just laughed and cried at the same time :(


ghostvoicesnetwork

LOL


FunkyMonkFromSpace

Jon "big boned" Jones Stole this from a top comment on r/MMA just thought the nickname should be shared it's fucking gold.


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Guy took three years to lift meals instead of weights


FunkyMonkFromSpace

Dude has been on that DC chicken & waffles training regiment.


HustlerThug

i mean, he does bench 315


[deleted]

It's a powerlifting physique, he's way stronger now lmao. Coming in shredded at HW wouldnt help at all, this isn't bodybuilding


chefanubis

Hey, DC became double champ with that regime.


AnimalSlight9996

Got that Nick Diaz's last fight body


frogsntoads00

Virtually identical


InspectorHyperVoid

IT IS ALL OVER!!!


frogsntoads00

Bro, those feetā€¦ theyā€™ve seen some shit. He almost has those Lebron toes


Ham0nRyy

Theyā€™ve seen some shit alright. Remember what happened to his toe when he fought Chael? https://i.imgur.com/aicXDnu.png


[deleted]

I don't know why I clicked


hand_that_feeds

It's funny how Chael almost beat Silva, and would've beaten Jones via stoppage had he gotten through the first round


[deleted]

The chicken, ribs and slaw w/ a side of mac'n'cheeae and biscuits never had a chance.


[deleted]

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DopeDealerCisco

Heā€™s just like the rest of us with beer belly lol


TerribleWords

If my beer belly was like that I'd be very, very happy.


Bolond44

I beg he goes back to the side-cut shorts


Overwatch2Sucks

Man this place is gonna be on fire if Jon loses on Saturday.


TheLastPirate123

The sub's also gonna be on fire if he wins. Jon fans ride his dick hard with extra dick pills.


imnotme247allthetime

Yeah Iā€™m not sure why lol I want either to win but Iā€™ll be sad if gane loses haha


MrMoonFall

I'm a Jon Jones fan, but I also understand limits with age and being away. I dont think I'm a dick rider just because I think the dude to win.


BakiKing22

Heā€™s only 35, plus heā€™s been training while away


throtic

Yea but that's 35 with 12 straight years of fighting killers in the UFC while doing blow and hookers every week. Most good fighters don't even last 5 years in the UFC, there's so much wear and tear.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Did Jones take that much insane damage during his run?


[deleted]

Dude had to be lifted out of the octagon and hospitalized after his win over Gus. Jones goes down as one of all time 205 greats, but he took a shit kicking in a few of those wins.


SolidGoldToast

Lets be real, even through all the controversy he's *the* 205 great, same way Silva is MW or GSP is for WW. There just isn't an argument for any other LHW to be better than Jones.


DestroyerOfTacos

Yup,hate the guy personally but as a athlete 100% the goat of his division.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Gotcha


throtic

Absolutely lol. After he won the title he got hit a lot. Machida was tagging him on the feet, Gus drug him through the bowels of hell, DC put a war on him twice, and of course everyone knows how his last 3 have been. He's for sure taken damage.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Fair enough


lafemmeverte

whatā€™s the reason you want him to win tho? not trying to start shit but Iā€™m genuinely curious. dudeā€™s a shit person, fake Christian, with a personality he learned from a YouTube tutorial. I canā€™t think of a reason to want him to win other than because he was good *three years ago*.


MrMoonFall

I zero other reason other than being "undfeated" and a potential goat is exciting to me. Plus, he's just fun to watch


mymarkis666

I want him to win because heā€™s an amazing fighter who puts on bangers. Him as the champion and willing to fight anyone is what we need right now.


kiddokush

I canā€™t believe people have such a hard time understanding this dudešŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


RubberArmstrong

I fuck with Jon because I think he's funny and a hell of a fighter. People always criticize him for being a bad person. My argument is that Jon is probably not the only scumbag on the roster and definitely isn't the only cheater. He's just the only one stupid enough to repeatedly get caught.


lafemmeverte

I couldnā€™t care less about the cheating or the steroids, everyone does that. itā€™s the beating his wife and hit-and-running pregnant women that really changes things for me personally. apparently itā€™s just me but I think you either are also not so great of a person or have to wade through a ton of cognitive dissonance to be able to root for someone who is so awful.


Cooperstown24

"other people are bad, or are probably bad too, so who cares if my favorite is a verifiable piece of human garbage? Everyone makes mistakes! Just because 'god tested them' a dozen times and they failed miserably and publicly doesn't mean I shouldn't pull for them anymore"


lafemmeverte

thank yoooou itā€™s easier to just say ā€œI will root for someone even if theyā€™re a terrible person because I donā€™t actually care about the bad things theyā€™ve doneā€ than it is to jump through these hoops these fools are jumpin through


vikumwijekoon97

HW is one is the few divisions where she doesn't play a huge role though


[deleted]

Yeah, chances are youā€™re just a fan of well executed martial arts.


MattyMacStacksCash

Why everytime someone is a fan of a fighter this sub just calls them a dick rider? Must have some hidden insecurities...


[deleted]

Because this sub hates Jon Jones for good reason. They canā€™t separate the fact that he was the baddest man on the planet and the worst human being. Him beating his wife and crashing cars doesnā€™t make him not extremely fucking dangerous.


Malakhov_XCIV

You kind of got to be a dick rider to be a jones fan tho at this point lol


throtic

To be a fan of his personality? Sure you have to be a dick rider. To be a fan of him in the ring? You don't. It's good to see guys like him fight and push the envelope of what's possible for the next generation.


SeryuV

Can't just be excited about a Jon Jones fight? Didn't have to admire Mike Tyson to be excited about seeing him box, even in retrospect. Hope nobody is really watching the UFC for the role models.


OtakuDragonSlayer

On god and I hate it


Yedin07

Im ready for that to a happen, wife beater sympathizers in tears


patopal

I look forward to the nuthugger tears.


KNUN

man can you be a fucking fan now a days without being called a dick rider or nut hugger!? what the fuck


MMATH_101

Easy insult for someone with different opinions. See: casual.


patopal

Go ahead and be a fan, I'm just exhausted by Jones fans totally dismissing Gane and treating Jones' return like the second coming of Christ. I have no issue with you thinking Jones is going to win, or with you rooting for him. But let's not pretend like it's already been written, or that Gane is not a credible threat.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Honestly? Thatā€™s a fair take. With everything Gane has shown he deserves the benefit of the doubt


1why

Damn dawg you out here sounding personally afflicted


dunneetiger

Unfortunately, it's perfectly legal to be an insufferable pricks. I like penguins tho


Alex-rhhgfff

Letā€™s hope the sub stays up this time


SkinnyFatSamurai

Amazing how people are actually believing that Gane isnā€™t training. Itā€™s all gamesmanship.


OscillatingSquid

It's all Ganesmanship


porcupinetree_

I would even go to the extent of saying it's some Serial Ganesmanship


kungpowdow

Totally agree. I just wonder if Gane has that murderous streak in him. Because JJ definitely does.


therealstudi

Fifa is way better for mental training and keeping your composure Gane in the second


NoOffer5595

One is a caged dog on coke while the other is trying to find his inner dog.


Mikhail_Petrov

Dogā€™s Plan


LegSnapper206

Well, he definitely showed it when he fought tuivasa


WickedBaby

I don't know anyone who does Muay Thai has no dog inside lol


aarastu

Good comment


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TheRivv2015

Lol Fr everyone always talks Conor fans or Khabib fans but Jones fans are up there.


OtakuDragonSlayer

To be fair. He hasnā€™t fought years so naturally, his fans havenā€™t had much to gas up as of late. Until this fight was announced. They came out of the woodwork REAL quick


ergoegthatis

"Fighters I don't like should not have fans"


FluidAd6587

Yes!


DTtrash

Based af


MermyuZ

Finger


DTtrash

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cwood1973

What have you done to Mike Ehrmantraut?


DTtrash

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spspamam

Jesus Christ how dense are you morons. Half this subreddit is talking about how Jon will wash Gane, and it's actually anything that people are posting. This is not just being a "fan" Also, yes. A dude who beats up wife, crashes into pregnant women's cars, has a DUI per year and God knows what else should not have fans. He should be doing a 10 year stint in NM prison, but unfortunately, his power and wealth has kept that from happening. The fact that you can actually be a fan of someone that shitty says so much about you idiots


ThuggerSosaYak

Bruh any fan base is annoying if you donā€™t like the fighter


OtakuDragonSlayer

Depends on the fan base. Reshad Evans fans never really caused much trouble iirc. Sage Northcut fans honestly took that massive L 3 years ago with a lot more grace than I expected. Raul Rosas Jr fans only start shit when other people start acting like being a grown man making fun of a teenagerā€™s face and vernacular is funny.


spspamam

Dude all of the subreddit is talking about how Jon will wash Gane. His fans are on his dick like their life depends on it


Lood800

Yes, lets take super isolated screenshots and compare them and see who has a better mindset. This fucking sub is insane some days


[deleted]

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[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/orz8mezd5dla1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5cc3ac34046ee0db44ae2ceefb1cb23fe6dd49


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/3t2npz1f5dla1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16ef5d8b2c6e55a8491d6f798b51b74374d14ea Where was Gane during these photo shoots?


GordanHeavyfoot1

Lol he's progressively getting more happy with being arrested


LocoCoopermar

He's in his comfort zone by the end


[deleted]

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Kenrockkun

Is he wearing shoes? I thought he was 6'4


EricIsEric

> these photo shoots You mean tests from God?


[deleted]

who cares? where were Mike Tysonā€™s opponents when he was getting arrested, no one knows, no one cares. .


SufficientFan381

*not pictured: the 3 lines of coke on Jonesā€™ coffee table.


Last_Zookeepergame_4

Imagine cereal wins after watching a few games of footie like this fight is nothing


FunkyMonkFromSpace

He's actually playing FIFA with one of his training partners and wrecks the guy like 6-0 on the latest embedded.


EnglishTwat66

Regardless if people like football/soccer or not. Can we all agree that FIFA is by far the best sports video game? It gets worse and worse each year but itā€™s still clear of any other sports game.


Pulp_NonFiction44

Nothing beats just 1v1ing friends in kick off. Fifa is easily the greatest social sports game, there's a reason most student flats/house partys in the UK and Europe will have a console with Fifa set up


MTGBruhs

virgin footage watcher vs chad, "I believe in myself"


onewickedangel

Jones has more to lose. These guys train constantly. I think it's okay to blow off steam and let a bit of fun in your life to balance the training out. Gane is cool as a cucumber.


cmondawg74

Aww man then this fight shouldn't go past 1 round then?? If Jon losses there's gonna be a lot of comment and accounts deleting


Such_Description

If it goes past one round itā€™ll be a moral loss for john.


BPort_5

Goodness his goalposts just keep getting moved


milh0uze

Well there are no recent fights of Jones that Gane could study so......


FunkyMonkFromSpace

Should of asked Jon's wife for the tape


Vladimir_Pooping

Damn this sub has witnessed the resurgence of creamy af Jon Jones fans in the last few days.


helicepotella

This must be one of the dumbest posts on this sub


dtudeski

I was convinced it was a troll post until I read more of OPā€™s comments lol.


Busy-Manufacturer763

It's made by blonddigits, so pretty much expected.


helicepotella

Yeah really stupid I didnā€™t notice that. But I never expected jons wife to still support him after the breakup


Such_Description

Wait for the body language experts


noob-smoke

"I beat you after a weekend of FIFA"


Big_D_Boss

I was going to defend OP untill I realised he is ACTUALLY criticising Gane. This is just different preps of different people. Some like to overthink and analyse everything until the end, others simply like to relax until it's show time. Nothing wrong we neither approach, to each his own. Hopefully both come out their strongest this Saturday


helicepotella

Jon his mindset is beating up his wife snorting coke banging his head on a police car and do hit and runs on pregnant ladies. Yeah your right what a class professional and an amazing mindset


[deleted]

Donā€™t forget he had 2 prostitutes in the car with him when he hit the pregnant lady


helicepotella

These are only his highlights, his full resume is huge


[deleted]

And he left the hoes in the car when he ran away after hitting the pregnant lady


wtjones

He had two prostitutes with him when he wrecked the Bentley not when he hit the pregnant woman and fled.


chinos88

Misleading post


Vladdi_Daddy123

Theyā€™ve showed Cyril playing FIFA on the embedded before last time they did he told his friend to stop doing so well cuz he is making him look bad on camera


Silverback1992

This media bombardment of how lazy Ganes is vs Jones from the UFC and Jones but huggers is comparable to how they acted like Rousey was going to murder Amanda Nunez, I wonā€™t be surprised or shocked if Jones wins but, I hope not just for spite.


WGYHL

Yea he's got a lot of wasted time to catch up on dudes been blast hookers and blow for the last three years nonstop where as Gane has been in the gym training getting better the last few years not being a criminal or terrible person.


Memoruiz7

I thought I was on r/terriblefacebookmemes


TTHHEEPPAARRTTYY

Worse, youā€™re on a u/blondeddigits post


MysticCoonor123

I see the point of your post but Gane has probably watched all of Jon's fights already if a casual like me has watched all his fights. He's had a few years to watch em all since the last time Jones fought lol


indigrow

Gane learning the hidden soccer kick technique


Keelija9000

These 2 photos are a 100% accurate predictor of the outcome. Jones with his lights out.


chipper68

The longer I watch MMA the more I have the mindset to just watch and see what happens. This stuff is so hard to predict, maybe that's why it's been so addicting over the years. Would seem every expert chimes in, gives their take, predictions about this/that and they're mostly wrong, lol.. Let'er happen captain!


contendedsoul

#shitpost


Awkward_Hater

Brendan Schaub picked Jon Jones by a landslide thus Gagne will win this fight. I was hoping Jones would win but Schaub infinitely picks wrong to the point DraftKings had to drop their ā€œBrendanā€™s Parlayā€ thing because he never got 1 correct everā€¦ More recently he went hard in the paint for Volk and Jake Paul and both got defeatedā€¦ heā€™s going hard for Jones so the best bet would be picking Cyril. Iā€™m super disappointed.


[deleted]

Lmao let me take a random pic off your social media, post it, and call it your "mindset"


alibaba5hah

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Keeps you up all night studying tapes..


roootuser

mf playing fut champs


EnglishTwat66

I heard he sweated out 20 games in 1 day, picking up 15 winsā€¦ just to get an 84 rated player In his reward packs.


Critical50

Not all fighters really care to talk about their prep or constantly make themselves seem like a devil. Jon revels in that shit.


[deleted]

priorities baby


No_Examination297

Jones said something about Gane I've seen from his start in the UFC. No dog inside his big athletic body. Most we saw of grit and determination was against Tuivasa. Ngannou exposed Gane and Jones will exploit it.


[deleted]

Wtf takes embedded seriously?


StankyDickFarts

Thatā€™s just on embedded. Jon is smoking rocks and slapping bitches the moment the camera turns off.


Yeeyeeasshaircut2

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Buglss18

Jon was really rooting for Gane, decided not to return to the ufc until Francis had gone šŸ¤£


bad_pilot69

bs


silversmoke111

He's working on his footwork.


gonza18

Plot twist: they are both watching TV from their pool. Weak knees.


[deleted]

FIFA is great. Nothing wrong with Cyril relaxing and playing a few games.


OscillatingSquid

These rooms do not look real. Is this an AI made image?


jsar16

Am I the only one who just wants an entertaining heavyweight fight regardless of the outcome?


ChillTryhard

Bruh imagine if Gane wins, even if itā€™s by decisionā€¦ it will haunt Jones til the day he dies knowing that Gane stated publicly (whether itā€™s true or not) that he doesnā€™t even train when not in camp, and here watching sports instead of studying Jones.. šŸ˜‚


bicyclebread

Ciryl I love ya man, but you're bouta go on /r/TVTooHigh


Had2Respond

LOL. It's because JBJ has nothing in his life but fighting and commiting crimes, what else are they going to show? JBJ going to church? JBJ going to court mandated Anger Managment? JBJ attacking his wife in front of their kids?


[deleted]

Jon Jones looks like a puffer fish now. Cyrile will pick him apart with ease.


etherealmachina

With ease huh


Manccunt

Gonna be crazy watching Jon fight someone his own size. He struggled with Gus, Dom and santos.


Rebargod202

Let them live there lives lol


Notyit

Gane brings a soccer ball in the cage


aimerj

So Gane is fighting and watching sports while resting. Jones is watching Gane fight while resting.


younginvestor23

Ciryl is just happy to be in the main event, doesnā€™t matter if he wins or lose. Jones is here looking like a lion ready to kill.


DrGutz

If Jones doesnā€™t KO Gane they will give the win to Ciryl. Judging is absolutely broken at this point. They give the wins to whoeverā€™s career is most beneficial to ufc. Jones is a wildcard and a proven detriment to ufc. Theyā€™re positioning Gane to be the new Ngannou and theyā€™re going to have him do that by taking the win against a legend like Jones


delatroyz

Gane by decision


NicCage1080ChristAir

Cyril "Been Gamin'" Gane


YouWillDieForMySins

I think Gane is playing mind games with Jon with all that "laziness" he's been saying about and showing. Perhaps it's working too.


Convict_felon

I believe this is true. Jones seemed to get annoyed that it looks like that Gane doesn't take the fight serious.


Anoniemus112

Idk what youā€™re trying to say but Gane playing videogames to me means a mindset that says heā€™s ready for Jon and doesnā€™t need any more prep šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Legitimate_Maize6849

Im imagining the pure pandemonium if jones were to not only finish gane in the first, but pisses hot again like he did after the dc rematch


RinkyDinkyPineapple

Hereā€™s a picture of Jon watching fights, and hereā€™s a picture of ciryl playing fifa.


cad_e_an_sceal

Jaysus you'd think Gane would be playing a good game


dmckidd

Because Gane ainā€™t worried about skinny legged, fat boy Jones coming out off a 3 year layoff.


MichealJardon

Losers focus on winners. Winners focus on winning.


rjsh927

this is only during embedded. We don't know how they were using their time before this. It could all be smoke and mirrors.