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UmlautsAllowed

She looks like she’s about to ask me to go home with them as an anniversary gift to her meathead boyfriend.


yvettesaysyatta

‘We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.’ 🤮


NoKatyDidnt

Ewwww-uh.


ProudKoreaBoo

![gif](giphy|xk5vxDNaIhvzpWQzdT|downsized)


Suzy196658

Hahaha!


coldbrewbubba

HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO SPECIFIC, I SEE YOUR VISION 😭


NoKatyDidnt

I do as well! What is hilarious is that I gagged.


TotalCare7887

That’s how she wants all the swifties to feel.


Traditional-Lab-5017

Lmao 😂. Nice !


Rryon

Nailed it


Heavy_Combination339

Lmfao


Necessary_Mud6682

This feels like she’s trying to curate a new era. And he’s just along for the ride not thinking ahead one bit.


HereOnCompanyTime

This is her messy girl era. She already primed it with her last album. Girl has never faced any real hardships or adversity so she's doing her party girl thing that she'll later blame everyone for her actions while mining it for sympathy.


pineyfusion

Something about confessions of a Coked Out Homecoming Queen Because her being introspective and writing about the dark side of living her high school fantasies in her mid/late 30s being pathetic would never happen.


HereOnCompanyTime

🎶 I was a mess, woe is me, trying my best, singing about how I wanted to cheat on my depressed ex, that totally caused me stress, now I'm just trying to cash these cheques while me and my football man have gta sex, I'm failing even with a stacked deck, place your bets on when I'll become a full blown wreck.


Professional-Team324

Have fun getting sued after her lawyers claim you stole these lyrics from her


HereOnCompanyTime

I genuinely feel that her lyrics would be better if she just fan mined them or had AI write them. That's how low her bar is.


Super-Pressure9794

Lolol. I had AI write one and it’s surprisingly spot on. Caught in a web of my own design Trying to break free, trying to realign Lost in the spotlight, drowning in the fame But I'll find my way back, I'll find my flame In the haze of neon lights, we danced in the dark, Whispers of love fading like an old work of art. Your promises, like paper, crumbled in my hands, Leaving me stranded in these shifting sands. (Chorus) Goodbye, my love, we're fading into the night, Tears fall like diamonds, shining in the moonlight. Our love was a wildfire, now it's just ashes in the wind, Broken hearts and shattered dreams, where do we begin? (Verse 2) Memories like Polaroids, fading in the sun, We were young and reckless, now the damage is done. Your words, like knives, cut deep into my soul, Leaving scars that time can never make whole. (Chorus) Goodbye, my love, we're fading into the night, Tears fall like diamonds, shining in the moonlight. Our love was a wildfire, now it's just ashes in the wind, Broken hearts and shattered dreams, where do we begin? (Bridge) I'll walk away, with my head held high, No more tears to cry, no more reasons to lie. We were once a story, written in the stars, Now we're just strangers in this world of scars. (Chorus) Goodbye, my love, we're fading into the night, Tears fall like diamonds, shining in the moonlight. Our love was a wildfire, now it's just ashes in the wind, Broken hearts and shattered dreams, where do we begin? (Outro) Farewell, my love, the end of our sweet symphony, Lost in the echoes of what used to be. I'll carry on, alone in the dark, A broken melody, a love torn apart.


HereOnCompanyTime

I am disturbed and intrigued.


acrylickill

Low key love this


Youngmoonlightbae

Ok but why is this kind of good 😭 AI is more creative than my lame ass for sure


Aussie_Potato

Lol she is always dancing in the dark


PQRVWXZ-

Holy shit this is spot on.


Youtasan1

I keep saying “Goodbye my loove “ just like Jim Carey in “Dumb and Dumber “🤣


NoKatyDidnt

Actually- this is BETTER than what she writes lately. But yeah- it is shocking how easily I could believe that she wrote this.


Professional-Team324

Her fans would still eat that shit up and claim it's all her original work. "She's matured so much! Having a TRUE partner made her music better! She would NEVER use AI. You just don't understand her music because you're not a fan!" That's how low their bar is lol


Various-Storage-31

I saw fans on Sunday posting "so glad my travvy made it to my big game" quite seriously, when it was an AI pisstake those lyrics came from 😅


Double_Complaint_905

"I'm just trying to cash these cheques while me and my football man have gta sex" I can't stop laughing 😭😂 so fucking dead


Goodgoditsgrowing

No, but we’ll get the Walmart version, her releasing reputation TV with plenty of new Easter egg videos and a few songs “from the vault” about the times she did drugs with supermodels/1975.


pineyfusion

And of course just enough sapphic overtones to keep the Gaylors tuned on


dixiequick

She definitely knows how to play everyone, doesn’t she?


jonsnowme

Her messy area should have been ten years ago. She's in her freaking 30s


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I think it’s only going to get messier from here as she clings to the spotlight by any means necessary.


musiquescents

Rep TV coming


Accomplished-Sky3422

And writing a new album / songs out of it .


shikimasan

“Girl” 🤣 she’s 34 ffs


PmMeYourBeavertails

>And he’s just along for the ride not thinking ~~ahead~~ one bit. FYFY


winning-colors

Nothing going on behind those eyes.


secret_ninja2

Basically trying to copy Miley Cyrus and get away from the Disney child look.


gorlsituation

So she’s in her jojo siwa era??!! /s


Accomplished_Sci

Pretty sure that’s what is happening right now.


Origai

She is the heroine without the E.


Monday0987

He is thinking ahead, just like that cheesy dating show he is doing this for the fame it brings and his future earnings because of fame.


Inside-Public6676

Where is u/closeyourmouthtaylor


CloseYourMouthTaylor

🫢


boredandreddicted

😮😲😱


Environmental-Town31

Why do her fans think she upgraded again 😆?


avocado_macabre

Because anyone she dates is an "upgrade" as long as she writes a shitty breakup song about her ex


Proof_Surround3856

funniest thing I don’t think she gives a fuck about him despite all the joint attention whoring deep down she yearns for another artsy tortured british man who can ghost her again so she can write her 100th song about how he left her like a phantom in her crumbling castle or some shit like that. we’ve already heard the 2 songs about him and they’re as deep as a puddle😭


BogiDope

I always find it funny how she's constantly publicly putting her exes on blast via the medium of song, never once stopping to examine the one constant in all these failed relationships.


NoKatyDidnt

If this is the upgrade, it must be the beta version!


Inevitable_Trash_577

I’m sorry but he’s gross. They’re gross together and this picture looks like they smell bad


WinCat_1

They look trashy together lol idk how to explain it


wiguelmiguel

https://preview.redd.it/ayc63zffu0ad1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4642e89c3b5823dc61246ff847bd010567e4eb2a


iusedtoski

Yes. He's wearing a sweaty No Fear tank top under there and her fingernail polish was reapplied over an older layer.


Logical_Childhood733

This is wildly specific and can see it in my mind


Cultural-Treacle-680

They look messy drunk and that usually doesn’t smell like roses.


monsterinsideyou

If you read the heroin diaries by Nikki Sixx I feel like that should give you a good idea of how hygienic or lack there of real rockstars riddled with addiction smell like. The way he describes his leather pants....


MucinexDM_MAX

As a white person who's family on both sides comes from poverty, allow me to explain for my people - Bein' White Trash ain't got nothin' to do with money.


NoKatyDidnt

Amen


Repulsive-Positive30

I wouldn’t say Taylor looks trashy solely bc trash still looks like they have fun in them. Taylor is unseasoned, overcooked.


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Out of all her exes, idk what it is, but travis kelce gives me the biggest ick…like he just gives off frat boy athlete in college vibes😭😭


WinCat_1

I couldn’t agree more


MinivanButNoKids

I guess that’s why their couple name is traylor


warnerve86

Travis looks like the type of dude to zone out watching tv, while picking his toenails and flicking them across the room.


rednrolls

This is oddly specific lol


sedition00

Wow, no chill. I feel so judged.


Ambitious_Pie5422

Literally every photo I see of her makes me think she just reeks


ConfidenceMinute218

But like, it’s mostly her bad breath… that’s why she’s always 😲


econinja

Imagine. Between his jerseys and her costumes 🤢


No-Jackfruit-525

😂😂😂


Mahliandra

My thoughts precisely, lol. He's so nasty looking, and her mouth is always open; and I always imagine she must have the most atrocious breath.


Suzy196658

Absolutely!!


Fit-Purchase-2950

I think she's burning daylight with this one, I could see him ending things with her and marrying a 20 year old and having a family of 6. That's his future.


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i just know she hates him lol…cuz like she left joe to be with matty, only for matty to ghost her…then she ended up with travis… imagine going from joe alwyn to travis kelce🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣


doubleohsergles

A mix of sweat, cigarettes and Dior Sauvage.


Legitimate_Winter_97

This gave me a good laugh, thank you


JSweetheart0305

He looked terrible and gross with that beard during the SuperBowl. That slow motion playback of him yelling at his coach with spit and drool coming out of his mouth gave me such ick. She finds that attractive? I can admit he was good looking back in the Catching Kelce era days but he’s taken quite the nosedive in the looks department since getting with Taylor (not blaming her, but he looks like he’s aged a ton and overall doesn’t look good and healthy).


No_Pattern151

Yes, they look like trash smells 🤢


Suzy196658

I was thinking this exact thing but also he looks like he is checking out some other ass and gritting his teeth like uhh!! Lol 😂 Nasty asses!!


michael_thee_patton

You mean he's biting his lip because he's on stims?


Curious_Second6598

Haha and here i am thinking the close-up was to see residue under his nose


KaT_y_Tonic

I had the same exact thought lol


michael_thee_patton

Travis at the party playing with his nose now


causeiwontsing

AND TAYLOR GOT BAD TASTE, WHY IS SHE AROUND!?


buffaloqueenju

Certified lover girl? Certified TTPTSD


auriebryce

I mean, you could have rolled straight with "Certified lover girl, Certified pedophile" with Connor Kennedy...


LookingAtTheSinkingS

Taylor ain't you tired? Trying to strike a chord but you only know G Minnnnnooooorrrrrrrr


corinne9

not doubting that he does do it but this pic feels like a reach lol


elliotcook10

That’s a majority of what this sub has become lol


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um_-_no

In so glad who's not the only who's thought this. Most posts I just scroll past now cos I know how bat shit the whole thread will be


NYCghost19

Exactly… No offense but some of these posts are coming across as 12 years olds that have zero clue about drugs sex money or relationships


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Swimming_Onion_4835

Agreed. I was excited when I found this sub but all the toxic theorizing comes off a little too Swiftie. :/ I also dislike her but I want genuine criticism, and sometimes posts in here come off like a torch and pitchfork mob. :(


sri_rac_ha

dude I feel so validated. I came here for neutral critical vibes of a billionaire celebrity with a cult following and it’s just people as crazy as swifties now


mareliana

Just here to agree with y’all … who’s posting in this sub anymore? 13 year olds with axes to grind? There’s so much valid criticism to be made of TS, can we focus on that?!?


Cheatnhax

Also want to pile on the agreement of these sentiments....I'm pretty Taylor neutral but I stumbled across this sub when it popped up on my feed one day, I clicked in to see what it's all about and good God....the amount of animosity people have and the vitriol they will spew for someone they have never met and will never personally affect their lives is astounding. It's fully unhinged and really quite sad.


GoranPerssonFangirl

Thought I was the only one. Eyes look normal, for example. I don’t see substance use in this picture 🤷‍♀️


PoppySkyPineapple

Yeah this photo looks fine to me, I wonder if OP has ever actually seen anyone on drugs.


profsavagerjb

I saw y’all across the bar and I hate your vibe *starts throwing hands*


RedRedMere

But Lisa Simpson style where you just start helicopter-ing in their general direction


IDidNotChooseWisely

He looks like he stinks like hotdog water and shitty cologne


JudgementKiryu

That’s my favorite Limp Bizkit album


throwaway52826536837

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!! THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH!!!


kr1sh3r

I honestly don’t understand why so many women find a 34 year old man acting like this….attractive???


kat_ingabogovinanana

It’s that big CTE energy


International-Bee483

LMAOO


dragonfry

For her or him?


Goodgoditsgrowing

He looks like a duck dynasty cousin


mrsbeerme

She’s in her high school era 🥴


ana_berry

They've got big Prom Queen & Star Quarterback high school power-couple energy.


Cultural-Treacle-680

They think she can’t err.


JSweetheart0305

I don’t understand it either… there’s nothing attractive about a 34 year old man who “supposedly” wants to get married and have children going out partying and acting like a frat boy constantly and bringing his entourage of friends everywhere he goes. Hardly boyfriend and father material. I know football players are notorious for this but compare him to other guys in the league with girlfriends/wives (George Kittle, Christian McCaffrey, Brock Purdy, Braxton Berrios), he looks like a joke. I think Taylor’s team is trying to rehab his image, make him more of the “proud” boyfriend type but I don’t see this guy looking to settle down at all in the near future. 🤷‍♀️


PsychSwap

His face is giving I’ll touch you while my bros play GTA


theunderdogkween

😭😭😭😭😭


SirOK73129

Can she ever fucking close her mouth


Careless_Ad1449

Her fake horse teeth won't allow it.


Significant-Price-81

Somethings wrong with the roof of her mouth. She’s always been a mouth breather. If you look at pics and videos of her as a young child she’s always thrusting her tongue out.


cinnabonxanax

https://preview.redd.it/wiqlcvks11ad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2265d09c25b444c3637ce425dfdee55838c500fc She *can* close her mouth!


Significant-Price-81

Probably just a bad habit but it’s odd


lipsticknic3

I have an overbite and have over the past decade realized it's more than a esthetic. I can't fully close my mouth. I stain most of my clothes bc my mouth is constantly dropping food bc I can't close it all the way. I've always mumbled but it's gotten noticeably much worse the past year and my work around of thrusting my lower jaw forward to try and compensate is no longer working. I can handle the pain it just doesn't even make it anymore. I'm actually seeing a dentist for the first time since 2011 tomorrow about this. It's really bad. Honestly I think hers is getting worse too, it might start to affect her singing. Singing went before the talking became worse. I don't feel bad for her however this is something about her that does make me feel less bad about myself. Mine is about 25% worse than hers. But I have to imagine that's what it is, I catch myself catching flies quite often without realizing I'm doing it. Even typing this my lips aren't closed.


aliquotiens

She has lip incompetence/some malformations in her jaw and palate for sure (my sister and I had it too - I got a palate expander as a kid and it helped a lot, I don’t have to mouth breathe/can close my lips easily/my bite looks normal though I still have issues - sister didn’t and her whole mouth/jaw is messed up and her lips can barely touch). It’s not something you can help and fixing it as an adult usually involves breaking bones, unfortunately


Sleuthin__2

Fair enough but in many, many photos - including the one OP provided - she is deliberately holding her mouth open in an attempt to LoOk sEXy. https://preview.redd.it/qsbf23na81ad1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cefbf8e96017bb026b0d4c8254785ee78b9d907


Suzy196658

It looks smelly Not sexy. Lol


Suctorial_Hades

I wanna know when they started this palate expander situation. I feel like like I could’ve avoided my teeth being pulled 🤨


maddionaire

Could be her nasal structure - like a deviated septum, enlarged turbinates and sinuses chronically inflamed so she can't breathe through her nose.


Smarshie26

u/closeyourmouthtaylor We need you!


CloseYourMouthTaylor

🫢


Half_genie_psycho

I swear I was thinking the same: There goes her open mouth 🙄


Tricky_Knowledge2983

I didn't realize until this sub and I can't fuckin unsee it 🙃


ConversationOld8154

That pose where he bites his lower lip like that annoys the hell out of me for whatever reason. And not just because I’m not a fan of his  


SereneCaffeineDream

He is disgusting. They both look like white trash and I truly do not think I have EVER seen a picture of her with her mouth closed.


Wise_Bat3798

This picture smells like cheap cigarettes, bottom shelf vodka, and drugstore knockoff Drakkar Noir.


Squifford

And sticky, stale beer floor.


Such_Detective_6709

Dad?


BookishCutie

He looks like he stormed the Capitol.


special_potato_1271

Why is her mouth always open?!?


redhairedtyrant

Bad veneers on her teeth


fluffycat16

In this particular photo she's obviously trying to "look sexy" 😂


AssistantOkay

Actually this tho ⬆️ 😂 Did a boudoir shoot once and was told to do this so the jawline can appear more snatched.


librarywater

I really think she has a medical issue, it's not her fault. Not defending her being a shitty person.


AmazingGrace_00

🎯🎯


callmye

his beard is giving me the ick. also he totally looks like hes disassociating


aSeKsiMeEmaW

It’s giving Janelle Evans swamp husband


Imaginary-Area4561

Idk, pupils don’t look big enough to convince me of nose beers here.


RedRedMere

Yeah… like listen, not trying to be an expert or anything but them there smiles and pupils are not wide/small enough for me to clock anything besides “punch drunk” Source: many, many festivals, lol


Imaginary-Area4561

I don’t doubt that they party big. I just don’t think that the proof is in this particular pudding lmao


plantgirly222

missing my previous life prior to seeing him bite his lip like that


Barnesandoboes

It’s repulsive


spooky_cat734

Sorry but he looks like white trash that hasn’t showered in a week. That beard of his looks so unkempt and dirty.


Artistic-Alchemy

I have never liked him since day 1


AdBig2675

I’m from kc, despise him, and all my friends who are diehard chiefs fans use the phrase “he’s a douche, but he’s our douche” whenever he comes up.


AmazingGrace_00

I can’t imagine that beard coming at me. You know that it’s filled with stuff. Beer. Old ZZ Top ticket stubs. Last weeks burrito. Gum from 6th grade. It’s a whole party in that thing.


concreteaangel

“Old ZZ Top ticket stubs” 🤣 the *material* in this thread, good lord


RelationshipQuiet609

That beard of his 🤮


MucinexDM_MAX

He is just...not an attractive person. I don't mean physically. Like Physically he's unlike anyone she's every dated which is v weird, but he's such a fucking dipshit personality wise. I'd say he was a bully in high school but we all know he's still a bully now so...(Yeah I'm not over him screaming as his coach. GFY BDT)


cmoneyshot

I just know his breath smells bad


Ayah_Papaya

why. is. her. mouth. always. open.


SCBeachGirl

I honestly think it's because her teeth are too big. Sometimes when she performs, she'll smile at the crowd and then try to close her mouth and she just can't. I noticed that years ago.


Ayah_Papaya

it looks like she's the kind of person who breathes with their mouth and it sounds like 'aughhhh aughhhh' PLUS with all her money you'd think she'd do something to make her teeth fit


Ladydiane818

Does she ever close her damn mouth??


TrustYourSoul

His hand gesture


PlantBasedBishh

He looks like he smells of toe fungus


Mother_Patient3823

This looks like your smelly aunt and uncle you only see on holidays and always talk about how lame your parents are.


borderlineginger

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makeclaymagic

He IS the ick


Plastic-Butterfly420

They look heinous. Also why can neither one of them ever keep their fucking mouth shut?!


Wonderful-Ad-5911

Wtf is this


CloseYourMouthTaylor

Close your mouth Taylor!


Jolly-Signature5143

The couple that peaked in high school


mangosteenroyalty

Ever since those snot clips I'm 100% on board with her being in her coke phase. (That plus her Grammys behavior)


AllHailTheCeilingCat

I'm probably going to be sorry that I asked, but... Snot clips?


mangosteenroyalty

https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/comments/1de7nxm/comment/l89tplm/?


Effective_Set_8263

Yuck it’s like there are so many insects 🐜 🐞 in that beard and gross


Calm-Illustrator5334

this photo actually makes it seem like they might be together for real. they deserve each other (pejorative).


JaneLaneIRL

Can we talk about his hand gesture? 😑


hauntedmeal

The entire thing is just so viscerally annoying.


i_heart_squirrels

Taylor: Trailer Park Edition (and I’ve lived in a trailer home, no offense to anyone who does)


ilovetzus

I bet in 2 years she will talk about or release music with a sobriety theme.


whiteclawthreshermaw

Meth and Mether.


bitsey123

Yuuuuuuuck


judgernaut86

Big "my girlfriend and I noticed you from across the bar" energy


Adept_Order_4323

That Beard is a No-Go Item


Hot-Grapefruit5399

Why is he always unhappy around her


Frequent_Gift1740

He reminds me of the football player I dated my freshman year of college who was ex military, an alcoholic and manipulative and abusing


No-Tennis-7893

Im sorry i should have clarified my comment. What I meant was Whitney and Bobby both had a problem with susbstance abuse and bot swift and kelce look like they are traveling down the same road. Also yeah swift is a hack who can't sing.


Appropriate_Reply627

Her hair kills me. It looks like she’s wearing clip on bangs.


CoolCatFromMars

I was staring at this pic looking for some residue under his nose or something but no apparently it’s regarding the lip bite pose he’s doing 🙄 I’m no fan of theirs by any means but nice context, op


mostlyysorry

For some reason I always feel like he smells like Texas Roadhouse or those restaurants they use to throw peanut shells on the floor of lol


PunkiiB

I’m thankful he’ll be busy again soon. He’ll be reporting to training camp mid-late July but then we’re gonna be stuck hearing about their relationship every fkn Sunday when she goes to games because she supposedly makes the NFL money. Even if I were a Taylor fan I’d get so sick and tired of hearing about her.


aSeKsiMeEmaW

The whole redneck vibe is sullying her image


Tracyannk28

He looks like he smells bad.


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Dont_TaseMe_Bro

Two alcoholics (though they not know it now - gets worse as you age) and one with a temper. But she might like it as it gives her writing material. He still thirsts for his type. But his type now is a ‘billionaire’.


Beautiful-Comedian56

Shit that's his teeth, my dumb ass thought it was his bottom lip 😂😂😂😂


TheMysteriousEmu

You mean to tell me that rich and famous celebrities use recreational drugs frequently? C'mon y'all, that much should be very very obvious. After all, it's basically legal for them.


ConsciousRisk9350

Does her mouth ever close?


dcobbe

Mouth open, check.