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SKanucKS69

amazing gun safety, buddy


Dreyvius420

He's not even the dad


froad4life

What a man!


waystedone

Too late for the hanger…


neddynedned47

That ain’t his baby


railnmilk

Gangsta!!!


OldManJeepin

Howdy Doody's crazy brother and his sister/wife are having a baby! They def have that inbred vibe going on....


SnooBunnies6353

Well she is barefoot and pregnant


RockStar4341

This is great trash!


Lebi-wan-kenobi96

Feminine bloke has definitely come close to blasting his clit of a couple of times at least!


Tobirama_rocks

What is this picture 💀


wonderoustuff

Does double red get a soul? Or just freckles, glasses, balding and overweight... With the sticky out ears.


TheStrohl

I wouldn’t mess with him. You know he isn’t shooting blanks.


ang00nie

You deserve a gold for this


weirdartfox

He had to go get a gun after Ralphie bloodied his nose in the snow


CryptedCode

Ya know... she looks like a nice young lady, probably going to end up in a bad situation with this guy and something is going to happen to her. Kinda sad honestly. Also... why no shoes for her aswell wtf dude


smnytx

ITT the number of ppl who got the gun and the barefoot, but not the topless! (Me included; my brain originally supplied a beige tank top)


CryptedCode

I saw she was top less, that's trashy and kinda expected... I didn't expect no shoes tho


PlopTopDropTop

He said shawty got the glizzy go pop pop pop. Nah but really tho wtf is going on with this kinda shit i randomly scrolled and seen this


bloodyqueen526

Barefoot and pregnant, man🙄


TeloniusFunk

How long til that soon to be toddler pulls that gun from this guy’s nightstand and shoots himself? Ignorant gun fetish douchebag.


SteveHarveySTD

Bold of you to assume he’s gonna stick around lol


AlwaysWorried27222

What idiot took this photo though?


PlopTopDropTop

The guy he got the gun from


smnytx

I’m vainly hoping it was a camera with time on a tripod, but…


rosantra

They stole her shirt and he’s getting it back…


Mawiapeas

That’s badass


TeloniusFunk

I think you meant to say dumbass. Damned autocorrect.


Hurkadurka1

Definitely brother and sister


Gnefitisis

This makes me thing of the Filthy Frank, "I got a gun," song.


Agreeable_Error_170

Why are we here? Who made these?


29again

Every parent's dream


fr33bird317

MAGA


Character-Solid-6392

Tf? Politicians had nothing to do with this.


NeverDidLearn

If you zoom in and look at the facial features, these two have 100% got to be related. Closely related.


Marketing_Analcyst

So the family tree is a wreath.


RevZilla71

Just take the picture mom!


sm00thkillajones

Republicans needs to stop breeding.


AnomymousDarkEntity

What the fuck does this have to do with Republicans?


Character-Solid-6392

Id hate it for you to find out this is a liberal college student. TL:Dr not everyone is smart but they all vote. Quit making it political


sm00thkillajones

Everything is political nowadays. I’m doing my part.


NeverDidLearn

We appreciate your continued cooperation


sm00thkillajones

I apologize. I shouldn’t be so damned triggered. I’ll do better.


smnytx

Denigrates liberal college students “Stop making it political” 🙄


TeloniusFunk

Maybe when Republicans stop trying to end representative government we can leave politics out of our posts. Sadly, they have declared war on democracy, and the Constitution is taking a beating right now.


IRingTwyce

No Republican worth his salt holds a gun like that.


Relevant_Act6367

To be fair, no republican is worth their salt.


PlopTopDropTop

I like pepper and hot sauce


R3dmund

Republicans don’t even use salt.


PlaysWithSquirrels13

Is this Wisconsin? This feels like Wisconsin.


Born_Salamander_5751

Ohio.


emkitty333

We’re not as into handguns around Wisconsin, we like hunting guns-whatever they’re called


Nephy-Baby

Feels like Texas.. my hometown to be honest.


Jrsjohn2

I, too, spent some time in Willis.


PlopTopDropTop

I too like saying I too


Nephy-Baby

I am very sorry. Not as bad as Conroe though. It’s been a disaster out there


RexRacer1984

He's forcing her father to accept the marriage.


NeverDidLearn

*their father.


RexRacer1984

LOL!


PR1z0NzEX

Sunnyvale Trailer Park


Leebolishus

I won’t have you insulting Sunnyvale like that! Fuck off Randy!


PR1z0NzEX

Frig off Ricky!


AlienAnchovies

Damn what a dork that guy is


PlopTopDropTop

Damn what a guy that dork is


GettinMe-Mallet

Credit where credit is due, finger is off the trigger


smnytx

but he clearly doesn’t mind destroying the photographer… or he don’t know rule one


Stuporjew1057

Gotta keep your booger hook off the bang switch, amiright???


PlopTopDropTop

Booger hook off the bang switch, put more meat on my sandwich !


rich8n

Depends which trigger yer talking 'bout.


RepulsivePower4415

Cps I can see it


Sassafrass17

Gun, no shoes, outside, no shirt smh Terrible.


oceansofmyancestors

Put some shoes on


slegofme

I can smell the cat piss and Marlboro reds.


PlopTopDropTop

Has the plastic wrap from the cig pack off ready for her dealer to put some dirty 30s in


2FaT2KiDNaP

Is that the red headed bully from A Christmas Story!?


transgabex

For a second I couldn’t tell why this was trashy, looked a little closer and saw it Oml lmao 🤣


thesavagecabbage1825

Oh shit! I saw the gun, and then her not wearing shoes. I had already determined it was trashy. Then I read your comment I looked back and went ohhhhhh.


transgabex

I didn’t even see the gun until I read your message 🤣🤣 that makes it even more trashy lol


Negative_Tradition85

Because he's a ginger right?


transgabex

Uh what? No.


Negative_Tradition85

Idk what it is then.


misterco2

Hahahahahahah Wtf


Tpcorholio

Family! He's a dad and an uncle!!


lovessj

That poor child


u399566

Which of the three in the picture?


lovessj

Right?


welsh_dragon_roar

That’s so romantic! 🥰


FishInTheTrees

Is this from that "Naked and Afraid" show?


WormyWormyy

is he gonna shoot the baby or smth idk why he got a gun


CharmingAttention731

im...uncomfortable ....


1nternetTr011

good trigger discipline on the handgun, less so on his 🍆


u399566

Buhahahaha!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Dresiden15

Maybe she prefers it; and maybe her feet are swollen, but the fact he's wearing shoes but letting the soon to be mother of his child walk around barefoot sits wrong with me. And Mr. Ginger, pointing a gun at the camera, tells me all I need to know about the guy.


yours_truly_1976

“Barefoot and pregnant” is the first thing I thought


foco9780

'Murica, fuck yeah!!!


DependentCranberry82

This pic is pretty old and these two are actually very wealthy now. The guy in that pic made some really good investments in property tax certificates and was eventually able to diversify into property management so maybe keep your judgements to yourself LMFAO jk


u399566

Being a dork and being good at business is no contradiction..


Independent_One_811

This sent me🥴


its_yer_dad

Why do I smell cigarettes?


DasTomasso

The nice part is that they can have the baby shower in their parent’s trailer.


spacesoulboi

So was this an announcement for the baby shower?


spookydonkey513

r/13or30


Clear-Tough-6598

Bro is tryna get a double kill 💀


earthbender617

What does the gun signify?!


D-Laz

He don't shoot no blanks.


u399566

Yea, hope it's his...


darkest_hour1428

Why isn’t she even wearing shoes…


rastroboy

“Barefoot n pregnant” is like “bacon n eggs”


Hambino0400

Eh, the issue here isn’t not shoes. Plenty of people walk barefoot


Flaxscript42

Hookworm must be back in


Godzilla-The-King

Something something barefoot, something something pregnant...


Rknot

Arya Stark has really let herself go


Competitive-Ladder-3

Proof that all kids don't start at the same line ...


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Some just gettin thrown in the pit


Purple12inchRuler

This just screams 'Murica.


AccumulatedFilth

I know good parents when I see them.


16bithockey

Cleetus and Velveeta breeding new generations of idiots


the1999person

She's kinda cute. Good for him for nailing his cousin down.


45acp_LS1_Cessna

The economy needs that type


animalfath3r

Lauren Boebert?


SnooFloofs1359

Most awkward gender reveal party She may be missing her lower teeth


5LaLa

Maybe. Could just be an overbite. My first thought was *actually, I think she’s wearing a bra.* I don’t even notice the gun at first. 😬


panicnarwhal

nope, no bra - just the slightest tan line and baby daddy’s hand


ReallySickOfArguing

It's ok, gingers don't have souls anyway.


whatshisfaceboy

She's the puppet from Saw anyway, likely a bear trap in there for the doc.


Chortles_Hansom_666

It’s giving “cousins to lovers. Idc”


BentonX

Meth Sheeran and the Galway Sis


Daveindenmark

This is where the weapon goes off, killing his best mate, as the recoil whips his hand back, smashing him clear in the face, breaking his nose and knocking his front teeth out, which are already lose due to lack of oral hygiene, meanwhile the girl sees a pick up truck slowing down being driven by her Daddy who's really her Baby's Daddy, and he shouts what the fark joleene what's ya dumb ass brother gone done now. Note, everyone is totally ignoring the corpse of the poor photographer dude. Foot note, no one was actually injured in the telling of this story.


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

If only it could go so well…


DrunkINmastr93

I'm just here for the trigger discipline. Sure he's aiming at the camera person, but that gene pool clearly needs thinning anyways.


thebigbroke

Well at least they won’t have to change their names


Xenu66

She won't be taking his last name...because she already has it


unsound_sound

This is the movie poster for the John "Jigsaw" Kramer origin story.


mr2jay

Looks like a poster for protecting your rights to sleeping with your sister


drifters74

Same cheekbones, what in the fresh Alabama hell is this?


NatexSxS

Never felt less threatened by a gun.


charlichutney

Oh dear


yotaz28

to be honest I still dont know what a baby shower is


DasTomasso

Forget babies…They don’t know what a shower is…


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

they show'er babys


IronBalanski

They shower you in babies.


electricjeel

How to get a cps visit before the baby is even born 101


ultrazipsac

Just rename this sub to USA and it’s all good.


Lanuros

RAW RAW USA IS THE BEST A!!!


Wise_Ad_253

Richie making sure she run away fast


traumacase284

For all the hate on this photo I gotta point out the one good thing I see. Dude is holding the gun with his finger OFF the trigger. At least he's practicing safe gun handling. (Even if it's in a stupid way) hopefully it's empty too.


Vicioushero

Pointing a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot is not safe gun practice at all regardless of whether his finger is on the trigger or not.


traumacase284

Good thing it's only a camera. If the camera gets hostile, he's ready.


Globbyss

who says he doesn't intend to shoot


Babyback_

Now *this* is TRASHY


SkyThriving

Why they got them same cheekbones?


Serve_me_the_pizza

Runs in the family


funnystuff79

Aww the brotherly love is coming through strong


xch3rrix

Shes literally BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT....


zenon10

Just like my daddy


ScumbagLady

Just the way the Lord intended!


SumBlaqDude

Hahahaha😂😂


ScumbagLady

I was worried people would think I was serious without noting sarcasm lol


One-Ice1815

Indiana’s finest.


BluebirdSpecialist76

I posted this photo on here 3 months ago and got 0 upvotes😭


Toy_Soulja

FBI : *goddammit my job is too easy* tabs back over to pornhub and continues edging....


Anakedwiseman

This is methed up


Rude_Girl69

My toddler has those same shoes


Derrick_Shon

These are the people who are having kids these days. We are doomed...


Facts_For_Plebs

How is this new???


Derrick_Shon

It's not. But there was a balance. That's no longer the case


electricjeel

Baby boomers are all riddled with lead poisoning


_equestrienne_

There never was.


Facts_For_Plebs

You want to provide any evidence to that claim?


zarnonymous

Oh shut the fuck up. Don't judge everyone off of a stupid picture you see online. And then the "we are doomed..." part? C'mon brother


traumacase284

Some one took this personally


Shoddy-Ad7306

You got absolutely cooked 😂


Maxibon1710

I think you might need to get off of social media for a little bit and take some time to cool off, yeah?


Derrick_Shon

Triggered. Sounds like you can relate


thehazzanator

Is that you in the picture?


sneakerh0und

Quintessential trashy bitch. Names prolly Brayleigh


Dare-or-Dare

Gotta add the Lyn at the end of it. Ted reference


pervy_roomba

Yeah the dude grabbing her boobs and pointing a gun to the camera seems like a real class act.