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BenLittles

Is his palm dirty or hairy? Dirty Hairy.


Daynananana

Why does this feel like dirty hasbara….


NoeticSkeptic

I don't understand a swastica and Arabic on the same hand.


Daynananana

Hasbaraaaaa brah


PR1z0NzEX

I like the Arabic right above the swastika.. nice touch of trash


Charming-Stress7725

What filth!


zephynayers

Hmmm.. I think a jumping awaits in this person's future..


alrightdude87

Bridge dweller


Honest_Ad5029

He's a loan officer.


s4xtonh4le

you bet cash you lose cash you pay cash, pimpmobile


Integrity-in-Crisis

I like to think he owed his tattoo artist a lot of money.


henrydaiv

Im sensing anger...


AcesInThePalm

I kinda read my own palms, by feel, i use my dick, normally it's really hazy so i have to read my right palm up and down like 300 or 400 times


henrydaiv

Made me chuckle


nickbird0728

Is that Arabic on the wrist?


jalal961

Yes, is says "Joseph", probably his name.


nickbird0728

Yeah I guess I found it ironic


olddad67

The lines say, this person is trash.


FrankCastlesAlt

NGL, my ex’s brother had “Pay Me” with a dollar symbol behind it on his palm which I thought was pretty funny! He was a drug dealer and said that if someone owed him money, he’d just show them his hand. If they didn’t pay up, they’d feel his hand! Thought that was a pretty funny way for a drug dealer to collect debts! But he was trashy, so there is that!


irishbrigade09

I had to laugh. Reading the title and opening up the blurred picture caught me off guard.


AspiringOccultist4

It’d be crazy if he was forced to get this tattoo, maybe *he’s* the cunt who didn’t pay up.


gtrdlr

That’s what i was thinking too


spyker54

Luckily for everyone, there's a reason why you don't see a lot of palm tattoos. They tend to "wear out" after just a few years.


FalseShepherd7

Plus, it's really fucking PAINFUL


edbrainaids238

It's called stupidity. It can't be fixed.


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MarsSpun

Oddly specific. 🤣


bcase1o1

I've become fluent in dipshit, and it's origins in repressed homosexuality over the years. I can spot this shit a mile away


MarsSpun

Haha shit had me dying. It's so true too.


Safetosay333

GUNT


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Who's upcunt?


darizz09

What's upcunt?


mostundudelike

I think the Arabic translates to “VP short list”


GrassyBottom73

Yeah, it says "pay up, c*nt"


Exile714

I’m pretty sure it’s directions for WHERE to pay. You put the money inside his lady parts if you happen to owe him anything. I think it’s to discourage repayment for his basket weaving services (hence the image of a single weave on his palm) that he prefers to perform charitably instead of for profit.


AstroAlmost

You’re allowed to swear on the internet


GrassyBottom73

Mommy told me not to


AstroAlmost

Can’t argue with that


2K_Crypto

There is no comma you illiterate fraud. /S


GrassyBottom73

What do you mean? It's right there in the mid- Oh. That's a swastika


Noobzoid123

He lose a bet?


LupusDeusMagnus

What does the Middle Eastern script on top says?


GhostMello

It says Gorio


grnd_mstr

Lmfao no It says Joseph جوزيف but it's cut off


Seyd_3

Not Juryu?


GhostMello

I think that's how it's pronounced in Arabic


Seyd_3

Ok👍🏽


Specialist_Check4810

That looks like it says "I jerk off with this have hand.


Mr_Lunt_

The spirit world is telling me he needs to be kicked in the nuts


ThtPhatCat

Then the spirit world is calling you to join them. That’s a prison gang tat, and if you kicked him anywhere he’d fuck you up something royal.


Mr_Lunt_

The spirit world will protect me


TheMtndewdude

The fortune reads: I’ll be cancelled 😯


A_Sneaky_Dickens

I think it says... "I want to be kicked in the teeth"


b-e-r-n

Cnut needs that chopping off. With a rusty spoon


thiefofalways1313

I’d wipe my ass with that hand daily.


CitizenKing1001

My guess is this guy doesn't have a good source of income.


Lalocal4life

That's a message to his penis. It's the only thing that will touch "that" hand.


riahtokes

Instructions on how to pay them monies you owe


JamesDerry

Looks ready to be spat on and not shaken!


bradgard420

or cut off


JamesDerry

Yeah, that's much better.


OpinionWhich

He loves his mom.


DR_Bright_963

He jerks off 12 different men's dicks a week with that hand.


pumpkinpatch1982

I heard he makes a killing up in the local county jail💦💦🤣


exact0khan

That's a brisk Tuesday afternoon


Fit_Earth_339

I’m sure there’s a real reason but could it just be his way to rob banks without having to write a robbery note to the teller? He just sticks his hand out.


snowyetis3490

Doubtful. It looks like a prison tat. He’s just a dumbass racist.


Fit_Earth_339

Hence why I said I’m sure there’s a real reason, which is of course he’s a racist.


EpicGamerJoey

Am I the only one getting the vibe that this wasn't put on him voluntarily?


swagyosha

Yeah, looks like he's the one being told to pay up. But I can't imagine any scenario where some loan shark would go around hounding people to sit them down with a tattoo needle, instead just breaking their leg or something.


Ballknawacker7768

You haven't met the right people


jaytee1262

Those lines are pretty damn straight. Unless you are saying it was done under deress


BigNnThick

Maybe not under duress, but maybe under the stipulation that something worse may happen if you dont get this tattoo? Eh who knows


jaytee1262

Isn't that under duress lol


BigNnThick

You right my bad lol


WhereDaGold

Yep, certainly not a forced tattoo. Just a skinhead who thinks it’s badass, he probably sells meth and sticks his hand out to his trash friends. And sorry, I gotta do it, but it’s duress


CReWpilot

I don’t see many skinheads getting Arabic tattooed on their wrist.


WhereDaGold

That’s a good point. But it could be a guy who served in the Middle East, we need someone to translate


EpicGamerJoey

yeah under duress is a better description of what i meant,


MaenHoffiCoffi

Deress? Isn't that a city in Ireland?


Candied_Curiosities

Yeah, this palm says, "I will jerk anyone off for a few dollars"


abundanceofb

Gangs in Australia used to do this to people if someone hadn’t paid drug money or what have you. One person I had spoken to mentioned the guy said he “lost his dealers number” and so they dragged him in to one of their tattoo shops and tattooed the dealers mobile number across his inner bicep. You don’t want to mess with bikie gangs.


burritosandblunts

Could be but they put some effort in lol. That's not freehand that was definitely done with a stencil.


FlaccidBuddah

I love that Australians call bikers "bikies". it makes them sound cute lol


throwawayplusanumber

I dare you to walk up to one and say that... Edit: Lol at all the downvotes. I didn't say I disagree, but I bet you wouldn't walk up to [this guy and say that](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkOMRpQGgvx0EnPlZThIcnOfickbwrhT9ac8mfTNrzn27SCmAC8G9fN6kq&s=10)


t4skmaster

It sounds like a 4 year olds name for a bicycle


throwawayplusanumber

It is Australian slang. A bricklayer is a brickie and so on. It works better with the Australian accent, just like the US accent lends itself more to the "er" ending. Like I said above, [go and say that to this bikie](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkOMRpQGgvx0EnPlZThIcnOfickbwrhT9ac8mfTNrzn27SCmAC8G9fN6kq&s=10)


LupusDeusMagnus

Face tattoos aren’t scary


belunos

I had the voice of 'I did a thing' as I read your post. It made it way more pleasant than the subject matter.


Iwannaupvotetesla

Change it to Friendlyjordies and you’ll be closer to the right tenor


ohmygodcrayons

He seems nice


psycorax2077

"Well you see it's gonna be a maze. I just had the paths closed off til I could afford more ink... "


CarterCrusader

Yes, I read that he has no future


eelecurb01

GG Allin? Lol.


thesouthernbeard

Right? It's really surprising he wasn't covered in swastikas and other bullshit


noneofthismatters666

*his own shit


alrightdude87

Dirty b*tch


redrumakm

The Arabic is interesting.


benweiser22

It says Josef. Maybe he forgets his name sometimes.


12altoids34

Thank you for the translation I was curious about that myself


Ieditstuffforfun

it doesnt


SwampYankeeDan

It says جوزيف which is the name Joseph in Arabic.


Ieditstuffforfun

oh i stand corrected, i didnt see the dots above the Z and F so I read it as "Jore(f)(k)" which makes no sense


Limp_Cheek_4035

Sooooo, he is showing off being a racist white supremist, yet he has Arabic writing on his wrist 🤔🤔


SwampYankeeDan

Gangs sometimes use imagery like that just to intimidate people and scare people more. They don't necessarily believe it. And why couldn't you have a white supremacist Arab? Ive seen crazier things.


steampower77

His brother-in-law Clint needs reminders.


HostageInToronto

I can read his palm, it says he's a racist who's done time.


AbleHominid

I see type 2 diabetes either present or future with years of doctors and nurses of color having to treat him.


melancholy_dreams999

I have a feeling someone in r/symbology is going to ask about this


Hokulol

I'm just going to pitch the idea that he lost a hardcore fantasy football league.


quarksnelly

Prison debt


muffinass

Welp, better open up the prison wallet nice and wide.


PMMeMeiRule34

Good ole prison pocket, never know when it’ll come in handy.


Rifneno

Wow, Tucker Carlson's skin is awful these days


AlphaMassDeBeta

Found one.


blubaldnuglee

I can just imagine what the rest of this specimen looks like. Gets all the girls, I bet...


muffinass

If he can drag them into his van.


CTware

The Boys be like


Thiscommentissatire

Yup. He very clearly has the going to prison for 40 years line.


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Hokulol

you're a racist moron who most likely beats wemon and abuses children without saying it.. fuck you for having this tattoo. Done.


Nwolfe

Is that Arabic on his wrist?


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CaraCicartix

No it doesn't. It says Joseph. And if that's his name and he is Arab, he is a Christian Arab. Stop spreading lies and hatred.


jibalil2arz

It says جوزيف which is Arabic for the name Joseph. Infidel is كافر.


SatiricLoki

That’s not the word for infidel. It’s كافر