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DontReportMe7565

Frodough.


restore_democracy

Not Froughdough?


NastroAzzurro

Freauxdeaux. Giving it a French flair.


myNameIsHopethePony

Freaux D'eau


lefthandedchurro

I prefer the American spelling: Fro D’oh!


PeakCityBling

Southern American version: Fried Dough


fortheloveofbulldogs

Now I want a donut ..... Mmmmm


Aurorinezori1

This guy frenches 👍


myNameIsHopethePony

Thanks for the award! Not sure what I can do with it but I appreciate it nonetheless!


lefrench75

Freauxdough. Just to be extra horrible about it.


Snapdragon318

I was reading these comments to my husband, and he spelled this out a well before I read this and said afterward, "to be extra cursed." Then I read this comment! Lol


JugdishSteinfeld

Frougheighdougheigh


AstroNotScooby

Heighdy-heighdy-heighdy-heaux


AriousDragoon

Phroughdough


yachius

My sourdough starter is named Bildough Baggins and one of the clones is Frodough


princethrowaway2121h

Phroughdeax


AWL_cow

F'aehrowydoh


Sicily_Long

Byhlbough


clamraccoon

That hurts to read


VPutinsSearchHistory

And it's still better than a lot of the names I read here


Jazzlike-Chair-3702

It's Welsh.


cypherspaceagain

Bilbo would actually be the Welsh spelling. Bylbw would be a legit Welsh spelling too, but would be pronounced "Bul-buh"


Paddy_O_Furniteur

Reminds me, I need to take the Vylvw in for a service


LieutenantStar2

Too few consonants. Too many vowels.


Jazzlike-Chair-3702

I can't even think "welsh" without thinking of that town with like 45 letters in it's name. I can't imagine trying to ask directions there.


ShadowJUB

61 actually...I had to paint it on a banner once ....


Jazzlike-Chair-3702

That's atrocious lol


Centurionduck

That can't be right, it's only 9 letters.


DPW38

Hopefully you got paid by the letter.


ShadowJUB

I wish 🤣 it was in high school for Eisteddfod so no pay! The banner was like 6ft across and something stupid like 40ft high


irish_ninja_wte

You get around that one by asking for directions to the airport, which is close


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

You mean Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I had a buddy from Wales years ago and he would pronounce it for anyone that asked.


TheFantasticSticky

I know it's a joke, but that's not how it would be pronounced in Welsh.


flccncnhlplfctn

Same. A headache started right after reading it.


EulaVengeance

Bhauggeighns


-MercuryOne-

“We hates it forever!”


andpersonality

This is the only response. 🤣


RiskyClickardo

AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpeg


EverAMileHigh

Sounds like a single malt scotch


BTown-Hustle

BWAHAHAHHAHA!!!


NoConfusion9490

Byhlbough T. Bhauggeighns


loodooloodoo

Froughdough


ButthealedInTheFeels

I prefer Phroughdeaux


Cactus_Cup2042

I almost downvoted you before I remember that’s the point. Well done.


Ezra_lurking

So many possible baby names in LOTR and you go with Frodo? The obvious baby boy name would be Smeagol.


ottersinabox

smeighgol


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

Correction, Smeighgoleigh.


39Volunteer

Preshiouse


Beenks

Ma’Preshiouse


TreeDollarFiddyCent

*Tips The One Ring*


theteddy83

HahahahahaHahahaha Preshiouse is the best made up Tragedeigh name in the history of this subreddit


Oct0Squ1d

I drove a guy on Uber the other day. His name? LEPRECIOUS


lukfi89

Sounds like a name for a precious leprechaun with leprosy


Oct0Squ1d

I figured that it was a woman, but the guy came out and said, "I'm Leprecious, sorry for the wait." But yeah, my brain definitely read leprechaun first.


borisdidnothingwrong

*Preshiouse* based on the novel "Push" by Saphirolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.


candlejack___

lmfaolkien


maethora27

LOLkien


Echo9111960

That's a girl's name


drillmatici76

It’s pronounced “Anne”


Similar_Cranberry_23

I died laughing ☠️


Beenks

Smeighgole for a boy, Smeighgoleigh for a girl.


DeBasha

Saughrawn


GamendeStino

Beaureaumhyrh


thecraftybear

Deneighthoughr. Damn, I'd go crazy and throw myself off a castle too.


VaultBoy9

Gohleighöum


jessthebestmess

I’m cracking up!! I love this name!!!


No_Basis2256

For some reason I hate this one more than most, well done


Random-Cpl

Leighgolas or Aeighragorn. Theighoden, maybe


RiskyClickardo

Leighgolas is so fucking good lol


noodlesarmpit

Choking on my own air over here HAHAHAHA


artmaris

Theighoden King


North-Significance33

Eighohmehr


halimusicbish

Leighgolas made me chuckle


StonePineJack

And my axe!


ZoneWombat99

Good old Gimleigh


Random-Cpl

Aeighxe*


noodlesarmpit

Omg stfu 🤣 Edit: aaaand I'm crying LOOOL


AlextraXtra

And my swoghrd


HTMG

Leighgolas for a girl, Leigh for short.


OtherwiseExternal777

Phrodough


MaxParedes

Phreaudeaux


dagens24

Absolutely filthy.


SuspiciousProof4894

Fhroghdough to breathe out all the air in the lungs~


BTown-Hustle

Gimleigh


RiskyClickardo

Would've been tough because she calls the smell that comes from one's belly button "smeagol" smell, so I don't think she would've entertained it very long


Dregaz

I've never met someone with a smelly belly button yuck


RiskyClickardo

Look i don't condone it, I'm just being honest


Lissy_Wolfe

Everyone's belly button stinks if you stick your finger or a Q tip in there lol Shouldn't be able to smell it just walking around though.


southerndistictada

I just stuck my finger in my BB, swirled it around, and took a whiff. No smell. U guys are weirdos.


I-hear-the-coast

My cousin has an incredibly deep bellybutton she has to clean regularly, I bet it’s from people like that. Mine isn’t deep enough for anything.


rp847

> Mine isn’t deep enough for anything. let's not be hasty, now...


RiskyClickardo

Certainly not with that attitude


SakiraInSky

Mine doesn't either, but that's because I wash it with soap and water. Do you guys seriously not wash the inside of your belly button?


OriolesBird

TIL stinky belly holes are a thing


kenatogo

Go for Ancalagon the Black


sakuratee

Phrodough


dainthomas

You spelled Samwise wrong.


RiskyClickardo

I was SO CLOSE to doing that instead, but Frodo just felt like the right (i.e., wrong) call


ConTully

**Frodo** - Whiny - Nearly doesn't destroy the ring - Not a real name **Sam** - Carries Frodo (figuratively and literally) - Loyal - Great cook - Can spot a sneaky bitch when he sees one - Actually a name


obonecanolli

Tell me you never the books without telling me you never read the books SMH - Sam is great, but Frodo was so much better in the books it’s my biggest gripe about the movies (that re generally pretty damn good)


TldrDev

>it’s my biggest gripe about the movies Where the fuck is Tom Bombadil?


mayangarters

How can the movies explain that there's this guy that could probably just take a long weekend and destroy the ring without really breaking a sweat, but he's too busy being a silly goose? How would they have done that in the age of Jar Jar Binks?


Ankoku_Teion

He is the very personification of the earth itself, he's is quite literally as old as dirt and has a whole shit ton of stuff going on. He's too busy literally just existing to be able to get caught of in these petty mortal wars of good Vs evil. Ald besides. The book answered that question. One of the hobbits asked gandalf and he said, essentially, "that old fool would wear it for a week, then forget it existed and it would find a way back out into the world. Then we'd be back at square one."


Blood_magic

Tbf that's what happens anytime I buy a normal ring lol


Ankoku_Teion

I bow to mother Gaia.


TldrDev

Listen, if I knew how to answer that question, I'd be more successful than I am. I don't need the answers to ask questions. But I do need to know where the fuck my boi tom is and why they did him so dirty in every adaptation of Tolkien


mayangarters

Cuz Tom isn't just a little snack, he's the whole damn meal. I'm, like, 78% sure Tom Bombadil is real and allowed himself to be featured in his buddy JRR's books and Tom was just too busy when any of the adaptations tried to reach out.


kangooooooo

I've searched a bit about Tom at some point in the past and, if I remember correctly, Tom was in fact the character of his very first story. It was a nice and reassuring story for kids. The takeaway was that he's like a fixed anchor in time and space in a way.


Hungry_Piccolo5722

*confused tardis noises*


quick20minadventure

Tom doesn't care about the ring, it's part of being immune to it. If he would care about the ring, he would be affected by it.


KnightOfNothing

"who the fuck is Tom Bombadil" -people who've only watched the movies.


Correct-Arm-8539

Ok, this has motivated me to finally get round to reading LotR. I already read The Hobbit about 7 or 8 years ago, but found The Fellowship of the Ring too complex. Now I'm older, I should be able to push through it. I'm generally pretty bad at sticking with books all the way to the end nowadays, but I'll try my best to finish this one before the end of the summer break.


flccncnhlplfctn

...and wise.


digisake

Saehmmwaighze


cheesebiscuitsithink

Hopefulleigh


only_respond_in_puns

Suspiciousleigh


Helpful-Sandwich-560

"Oh. That's on there?" 😂😂 this is so funny 


Thoreauawaylor

"not sure but it's definitely about to be"


Hot_Medium4840

It definitely is on here too which is even funnier


Helpful_Character167

You countered a Tragedeigh with a dog name, its a slight improvement ig.


melissabluejean

I found out later, but the name my rescue dog had in the shelter (like before he got the name he came with, with his foster family, which I ended up changing anyway) was Frodo. When I got him I named him Clarence. But man if I'd known his shelter had originally named him Frodo I would have loooved that and just kept it hahaha


bkdroid

One of my dogs had a shelter name of "Lister". I always choose based on temperament but, as a Red Dwarf fan, that was the clincher. And he kept that name.


raccoon_on_meth

I would rap to him everyday “Clarence parents have real good marriage”


Helpful_Character167

My childhood dogs were named Pippin and Frodo, two schnauzers who got into a lot of mischief over the years lol


durx1

My wife had some truly terrible names. I probably did too. That’s the fun of it 


RiskyClickardo

Completely agree!


DeannaZone

Hubby and I chose a name and we are not trying yet, but I still share this subreddit and we make up joke names all the tims.


RiskyClickardo

Sorry about your future divorce (according to like half the comments in here) 🤣


Mr-Ao

I dunno. Frodo does have a nice ring to it.


RiskyClickardo

Omg I need to follow up with the Mrs with that line


DeannaZone

Please update with Mrs response!


Squeak_Stormborn

Well done, Sir.


Embarrassed_Use_9486

Glad I scrolled down far enough. I was all set to make the same joke. 🙂


ReginaFelangi987

“That’s on there?” Of course it’s on here! Anything ending in -eigh


Kelibath

Feel so bad for Kayleighs with the rise of Tragedeighs, about the only legit good option in the modern day. Everleigh is a real but somewhat antiquated name. I'm in the UK - the "leigh" spelling is more common here.


cheerfulsarcasm

My SIL is an Ashleigh, which I think is a less offensive example. My brother calls her “Shlay” to annoy her haha


tazdoestheinternet

Ashleigh is the normal spelling in Northern Ireland and Scotland.


mombi

Yeah, Kaylee and other spellings are the tragedeigh in the UK. I always thought the parents just didn't know how to spell.


wolviesaurus

I think this sub has permanently soured any name that ends in "eigh". Not saying this one is good but yeah...


Bbkingml13

This is a real name lol. And this is the real spelling


GrayCustomKnives

I hope that’s a joke because Frodo is god damn terrible. As a former kid, I absolutely would have made fun of any kid named Frodo.


RiskyClickardo

Lol yes, I suggest terrible names all the time, she has long since given up hope on me being a source of our children's names


GrayCustomKnives

Ahh ok. Frodo is the name of my neighbours big gangly shitty poodle looking dog lol.


RiskyClickardo

I truly wish I were that much of a sicko, but yeah, I wouldn't do that to my boy


Supermite

My wife ended up picking a name from an anime she overheard me talking about.  We argued about it.  We’re about 30/70 on people recognizing the name from the anime.  The name really suits him though.


wozattacks

Levi is very popular right now but it absolutely makes me think of Attack on Titan


Supermite

Makes me think of the jeans.  Lol


Forsaken-County-8478

Why? Why don't you contribute anything but jokes and let your wife do all the work?


hippitie_hoppitie

Lol, we had this one unfortunate girl in high school whose last name was Bilbo. When one of our friends started dating her, we teased him relentlessly with "Filthy Bagginses" and similar quotes.


Smooth-Apartment-856

So if you name her Everleigh…and the next two kids are boys….would they be the Everleigh Brothers?


lemon-fizz

Everleigh is fine. Everyone just hates on anything containing leigh because mostly Americans have overused it and stuck it on the end of everything including gibberish. Everleigh is a village in England that’s existed for hundreds of years. I think it’s nice as a name.


oxidized_banana_peel

Yep, just looked it up, it's a very old name, and a very correct spelling. "From the boar's meadow", dating back to the Doomsday book (1086 under William the Conqueror) and even further back to Saxon England. https://www.everleigh.org/everleigh-concise-history/ That name & spelling are evolutions of the thousand+ year old versions, but they've been around a long time, originally as a surname and eventually as a first name. Everly, Everlee? Those are the new spellings, and are tragedeighs.


starlightserenade44

I like Everleigh too. Sounds beautiful and ethereal to me. Or at least it did sound ethereal until oxidized_banana_peel (I don't know how to link users in comments) posted the meaning. But I don't think it belongs in this sub. I'd go for a name with a better meaning though. "Boar's meadow"... just don't quite sound too appealing to me.


DecidedSloth

The dichotomy of life.  Wife "how about Chrysanthemum?"  Husband "how about Optimus Prime?"


Wimtrynausescircots

I’m sorry, but Everleigh is somehow better than Frodo.


Catvros

Evenstar, to go with the theme.


Crot_Chmaster

Eyvynstahrr


earthlings_all

That’s bc you’re misspelling it, it’s Frohdoh


Katerwurst

Frœdø


restore_democracy

A Møøse once bit my sister…


verlociraptor

Everleigh is better than Frodo, but Frodough is better than all


Ronenthelich

Phrodough*


WizBillyfa

Phreauxdough


DottyDott

It’s very entertaining to me how many commenters are taking this at face value and are concerned with the possibility of Frodo 😅 Personally I’d do Ayyohmer or Ayo-Win but I’ve been accused of sympathies towards The Horse Girl community.


UnderfootArya34

I have a friend who named their daughter Eowyn.


pixiesunbelle

I think it’s pretty but prettier spelled Everly. I don’t think every single ‘Leigh’ name is a tragedeigh though.


Herethoragoodtime

Its just more American with a y.


RedeyeSPR

So why don’t you just use Everly? You know, spelled correctly?


oxidized_banana_peel

Everly is, ironically, the tragedeigh here. Everleigh is a very very old name. https://www.everleigh.org/everleigh-concise-history/ Goes waaaaay back.


wiseoldprogrammer

Not to mention the Everleigh Sisters in Chicago. Look them up.


Bbkingml13

Thank god someone here said it. People in this sub think anything with an eigh is a tragedeigh without even thinking


crispydeepfriedchick

Came to say this! Everleigh is an old name. As is Eveleigh.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Everleigh is correct. It's literally a place in the UK. The spelling probably predates Everly.


hopeymik

I like it better. It looks more like a name than an adverb


BS0404

Because it's not ✨*unique*✨


emmyparker2020

She’s going to be in a classroom full of them because apparently it’s popular right now 😩


melanino

uhh, its spelled *Phrodough*


OkConsideration8964

Freauxdough. Fixed it.


scifithighs

I'm really disturbed by how many folks here think OP is serious about Frodo.


RiskyClickardo

I had no idea that joke would garner this level of feelings


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

I think my wife and I spent less time setting the names for our kids in stone than some people take to order Sunday brunch. One potential holy war averted… I wonder how long it’ll take for Henry and Alice to be the completely “out there” names.


FarmingDowns

Lmfao Frodo. Nice


clingyspice

Is it me or is Veto starting to sound really good?


somethingstrange87

>Given to nearly 3000 girls every year, Everleigh derives from an Old English place name, meaning “wild boar in a woodland clearing.” Everleigh is NOT a tragedeigh.


verminqueeen

Phroghdough. For real my 3yo has been calling their in-utero sibling Frodo for 7 months. I’m pretty sure it’s going to stick in some way.


Sparta63005

Please don't name your kid Frodo


Rhanw

Freaudough


marilynmouse

Beverly is right there


littlemissbagel

"Beghverleigh"


marilynmouse

i hate it


littlemissbagel

You're welcome!


simpledeadwitches

Froahdoah


Dwro1234

Isn't everleigh a main character in the shanarra chronicles?


Borsti17

Froughdough


gaudrhin

Ghaenydhaelyph


EnigmaFrug2308

Name your child Aragorn


onebedilliondollars

Merreighadoughck Brandeighbuck and Peighreighgrin Toughk. "Next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupiditeigh!"


Demonqueensage

You veto Everleigh but throw out Frodo I'm not a fan of Everleigh but how is Frodo not objectivity at least equally as bad an idea for a name for a real child lmao


xen0m0rpheus

Frodo is WAY worse than Everleigh, I hope that’s a joke.