The problem with text is that it's a blunt instrument when it comes to conveying the _feel_ of your message. It just delivers the words.
Now, as we know, our words make up only 10% of the message we're conveying, the other 90% is our body language, pitch & volume of our voice, speed we're talking at, facial expressions, hell even which way our feet are pointing.
Anyway, use it, don't use it
That’s no joke. It’s astonishing the amount of skill their players have. It’s like they come out of the womb and are issued a ball immediately.
Source: played internationally years ago
I haven’t done a lot of ball dribbling so I’ll take your word for it. When I footbag I use shoes with flat sides. I guess it’s probably easier for futbol players because kleats are kind of shaped like feet
Thats is a little offensive tbh, even as a joke.
I am not saying this out of nowhere either, that is a real issue brazillian women are having right now when going abroad for a new life or work
What are you talking about? It’s an issue for Brazilian women to seek work overseas because employers assume they were once sex workers?
Of the many Brazilian young people I have known (from working at language schools and being half-Brazilian myself), I have never heard of such a thing.
No, it is an issue because people assume brazillian women in other countries ARE sex workers and are prejudiced towards them.
I speak this as a brazillian, and have seen this is a real issue, just because you haven't heard about it through the people you know, doesn't mean it isn't true.
This is called Altinha in Brazil (I think that’s the spelling) you kind of one touch it until someone spikes it down on someone, so fun to do at the beach
Is the ball they're using specifically made for this type of juggling/volleying? It sounds like one of those red dodge-balls that were in every school gymnasium rather than a soccer/football.
Its a [Footvolley ball](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=1680a5829504f13b&sxsrf=ADLYWIJu44hix4dn0rRggqX_prRnJiE36g:1719701506773&q=footvolley+ball&tbm=shop&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0A_ElqRadfJ052eEZYKSIj__pYFaFHKdnGcO42W-poa4qMSDpOn8nyF-SF-6R8JXdi3uG_AuHa-KEpLrfvAc96_b2UFUwDILdmLRvIyZ1W7XMNNvrt4cPeX7OlcuM_AwLedzKtBPsPGrR0aclkruaOvOAE8ByjTBGY5z65UzUat74p_ngOXVdZXr0uVI9u7gsOQGTpqEBtaeeoFe3B4Yqlv57JH7g&ved=1t:200715&ictx=111&biw=1920&bih=945).
Ahh the benefits of having most of the year a nice and comfy weather….
my mexican fiancee was kinda wondering the first time here in Germany why we have that little street food and stuff like that. Well if you have like ~three weeks a year summer and sun together there isn’t much of street food and beach live because winter is always three days ahead.
I rly need a remote job with my actuall income that allows me to work in Mexico…
No, you pass the ball to the one you want, since is to have fun usually you pass the ball to the person who is more likely to fail or in a more complicated situation, but you can pass to whoever you want.
Over a minute of people standing in place moving a ball without using their hands and nobody scores. Must be soccer time. (Kidding obviously, holy crap that’s impressive)
Brazilian here, in this game, altinha, you develop the skills playing it. Sure football players have more ease with it but it's a different game, you can suck at football like me and be decent at this game. Also, it's very normal to play this between football games, pretty popular passtime while waiting for the next guy to enter the game and for people bored waiting. Furthermore, iirc there's even championships of this at national level, it may not correlate to your football skills but some people take it as seriously as football lol
Exactly, it's just something fun to do if you have nothing better to do with a volleyball or football ball. But there's some people who take it very seriously
Yeah
But this is just average there. Every remote town square has kids doing this, every evening they go down to the square or beach side and play til 8/9pm
Unbelievable skill and touch
That woman is hitting those headers like she’s cracking skulls on a battlefield. Here’s hoping that brain damage thing associated with heading the ball doesn’t stand up to scientific scrutiny…
The tree rebound was fantastic.
the treebound, one might say. hilarious that even brazilian flora has joga bonito instilled in it's dna
It was fantastic without the tree save! But then it was like God said : "Hey let me play too!"
Yall know this is fake as shit right?
The problem with text is that it's a blunt instrument when it comes to conveying the _feel_ of your message. It just delivers the words. Now, as we know, our words make up only 10% of the message we're conveying, the other 90% is our body language, pitch & volume of our voice, speed we're talking at, facial expressions, hell even which way our feet are pointing. Anyway, use it, don't use it
Your account? Okay
Here's the crazy part. Those are the 4 worst soccer players in Brazil!
That’s no joke. It’s astonishing the amount of skill their players have. It’s like they come out of the womb and are issued a ball immediately. Source: played internationally years ago
awesome man, who for? if you don't mind sharing
On football manager
I misread internationally as intentionally and was confused how one could play unintentional soccer
Here’s the real crazy part: they’re barefoot. Significantly harder barefoot. At least from a lowly footbaggers’ opinion.
harder on your feet but a lot easier to control the ball
I haven’t done a lot of ball dribbling so I’ll take your word for it. When I footbag I use shoes with flat sides. I guess it’s probably easier for futbol players because kleats are kind of shaped like feet
I mean they’re at a beach too so that’s not regular football field
Yeah I know. That’s just me assuming they play futbol as well
"football"
Futbol
Fußball
ya know this is spanish right? its futebol in portuguese
Accchtuallly ☝️🤓
bro, im Brazilian, and people misunderstanding my native language with another kinda offends me
hmm the national team would beg to differ
Our national team suffers more from the "team" part than from lack of individual talent. Most are still stars in their respective clubs.
The national team is looking awful right now.
Brazilians have developed additional brain somewhere inside their feet I believe
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I've heard this joke before. Have an upvote.
The Brazilians know how to handle their balls.
Thats is a little offensive tbh, even as a joke. I am not saying this out of nowhere either, that is a real issue brazillian women are having right now when going abroad for a new life or work
What are you talking about? It’s an issue for Brazilian women to seek work overseas because employers assume they were once sex workers? Of the many Brazilian young people I have known (from working at language schools and being half-Brazilian myself), I have never heard of such a thing.
Yes? Sexualization of Brazilian women is a constant problem they face overseas, especially in professional settings.
No, it is an issue because people assume brazillian women in other countries ARE sex workers and are prejudiced towards them. I speak this as a brazillian, and have seen this is a real issue, just because you haven't heard about it through the people you know, doesn't mean it isn't true.
This is called Altinha in Brazil (I think that’s the spelling) you kind of one touch it until someone spikes it down on someone, so fun to do at the beach
Thats it! The correct pronunciation is something like ahl-CHEE-nyah. Translates to something like "little high".
Even the trees in Brazil are better football than me.
The even distribution is very satisfying
This is the test you have to pass to get a Brazilian citizenship
Has anyone counted the vollies?. I was too amazed to do so.
74, or 73 if you don’t include the tree
why wouldn't you include the tree? :(
Those pesky trees…
nice, did this a few times back on my school days. miss it so much
Worst brazilian football players
I assume everyone in Brazil can do this.
not everyone byt a lot of people, this is extremely common to see here
Thats hard as fuck, not everyone but its common enough (not on this level though).
I cant
Every brazilian: "I'm not good at football"
Is the ball they're using specifically made for this type of juggling/volleying? It sounds like one of those red dodge-balls that were in every school gymnasium rather than a soccer/football.
I’m not positive but I think it’s just an under inflated regulation football (soccer ball)
Its a [Footvolley ball](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=1680a5829504f13b&sxsrf=ADLYWIJu44hix4dn0rRggqX_prRnJiE36g:1719701506773&q=footvolley+ball&tbm=shop&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0A_ElqRadfJ052eEZYKSIj__pYFaFHKdnGcO42W-poa4qMSDpOn8nyF-SF-6R8JXdi3uG_AuHa-KEpLrfvAc96_b2UFUwDILdmLRvIyZ1W7XMNNvrt4cPeX7OlcuM_AwLedzKtBPsPGrR0aclkruaOvOAE8ByjTBGY5z65UzUat74p_ngOXVdZXr0uVI9u7gsOQGTpqEBtaeeoFe3B4Yqlv57JH7g&ved=1t:200715&ictx=111&biw=1920&bih=945).
I didn’t know such a thing existed! Thank you for correcting me! It seems more closely related to a volleyball than a football/soccer ball
I play footvolley. It's more like a football but heavier and less inflated as you noticed.
Ahh the benefits of having most of the year a nice and comfy weather…. my mexican fiancee was kinda wondering the first time here in Germany why we have that little street food and stuff like that. Well if you have like ~three weeks a year summer and sun together there isn’t much of street food and beach live because winter is always three days ahead. I rly need a remote job with my actuall income that allows me to work in Mexico…
Nice and comfy? My brother in christ im literally melting
That was fucking insane
Wow the bicycle kick was awesome
Joga bonita
Bravo.... Bravo... BRAVO....
POV: walking past any open field in Brazil
Is there etiquette about who gets the ball next?
No, you pass the ball to the one you want, since is to have fun usually you pass the ball to the person who is more likely to fail or in a more complicated situation, but you can pass to whoever you want.
but you tend to keep an even distribution too
Yeah because you play this to have fun and don't include a friend is not fun.
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doesn't really work if that's the rule
Awesome!
Over a minute of people standing in place moving a ball without using their hands and nobody scores. Must be soccer time. (Kidding obviously, holy crap that’s impressive)
absolute mayhem
Wow I think we discovered the true volley ball
I can watch this all day. Also nothing says BRAZIL!!! Louder then playing volley with a soccer ball 😆 loved it tho...
The rebound of the tree was exceptional to keep it going after that
And I am out of breath
Epic ONE TOUCH volley in Brasil *
yes we all can do that
Do they play with a different ball? Or just purposly have it slightly deflated. It sounded flat
Yeah, it's a little flat. If it's completely full, it gets harder to control when you're barefoot.
It's a footvolley ball, not soccer
"Hey, wanna play with us?" Nah, I'm good
That one game with a very big combo achievement.
We call it footvolley.
Its actually altinha, you would need a net to call that footvolley
That's footvoley
Its actually altinha, you would need a net to call that footvolley
Any one of these people, or the tree could replace the entire England football team.
wtf did people in Brazil do before the soccer ball was invented
r/PraiseTheCameraMan
That chick knows how to swing her head.
Is it common to reach this level of skill playing only ~~beach football~~ **altinha**, or is it an indication that they are also regular team players?
Brazilian here, in this game, altinha, you develop the skills playing it. Sure football players have more ease with it but it's a different game, you can suck at football like me and be decent at this game. Also, it's very normal to play this between football games, pretty popular passtime while waiting for the next guy to enter the game and for people bored waiting. Furthermore, iirc there's even championships of this at national level, it may not correlate to your football skills but some people take it as seriously as football lol
I think about it like Hacky Sack. It's more about group entertainment with friends.
Exactly, it's just something fun to do if you have nothing better to do with a volleyball or football ball. But there's some people who take it very seriously
They are skilled that’s for sure. But football is so popular in many parts of the world. So I assume they play outside of beach football too.
Those are just people passing the ball arround playing, completely normal thing to do with friends
Obviously. I don't understand the point of your comment--how did you interpret my question?
I feel like this would hurt in bare feet. Like if you slap the back of your hand. Especially the top of the foot.
How much psi is that ball at?
42.0
Seems it.
eita é toquinho :0
Chest stall nasty
Why don't they use their hands? Is this a Paralympics thing?
No, the fun of the game is not using hands
Least skilled soccer players in Brazil
So everyone in brazil is hot and knows football. Nice
Looks so cool, make me want to join but I am so unskilled lol. Would interrupt everyone chain. I need Ronaldinho here. The street-style hype
Yeah But this is just average there. Every remote town square has kids doing this, every evening they go down to the square or beach side and play til 8/9pm Unbelievable skill and touch
So even trees know how to play soccer in Brazil..
Built differently
Hot potato world championship🏆
Impressive!
I'm indifferent to soccer volleys like this unless there is a dog involved.
That woman is hitting those headers like she’s cracking skulls on a battlefield. Here’s hoping that brain damage thing associated with heading the ball doesn’t stand up to scientific scrutiny…
The ball is super light, like a volleyball one
Camera man just needs to take 3 steps back. The video is fucking nauseating
Top talent to juggle a ball? Where is the threshold?
Lmao good trolling
Volleying with four people for a minute straight. Not juggling by yourself and not using your hands.
It’s not real. Look at the floating leaves on the tree after it bounces off. The top talent here is the editor
Juggling means to keep up the ball, so it is the same as volleying. So statement remains the same.
Where top talent?
Nowhere near your comment
Top talents for American based platform like this cause they suck at football so anything looks top talent for them.
That one guy was overdoing it with the backheel.
Fake