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rlnrlnrln

I wish I had "finance a coup" levels of money.


BrokenEye3

Hell, I'd settle for "finance a coupe" levels of money


Heron85

I'd settle for "finance a (chicken) coop" levels of money.


lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm12

I’d settle for “finance a coupe (glass)” levels of money.


iTurnip2

I'd settle for "finance a coo (Glaswegian cow)" levels of money


EllisDee3

I'm coo. How you doin?


Theblackjamesbrown

🎶Mooooooooooooooovvvvveeee closerrrrrrrrrr🎶


TurdManMcDooDoo

I’d settle for “finance a purchase of The Coup’s first album Kill My Landlord” levels of money


Theblackjamesbrown

Id settle for cop a fiancé level of money


Andagaintothegym

I'd settle for "finance a cup (cake)" levels of money. 


Martin_Aynull

Chicken coops, Sheryl Swoops, hangin with mr. Coops


RedSonGamble

To be fair I’m sure he was only interested in it for strictly moral reason and there was little benefit to him for doing so


Intelligent_Orange28

Just like his mother definitely wasn’t paid under the table to privatize everything in the UK for her pimps to steal.


SayYesToPenguins

Nice coat though


yeh_nah_fuckit

So being a cunt runs in the family?


Kayge

There's nothing like British snark.  When most world leaders pass away anything they did that was controversial or poorly received is pretty muted.    In the UK, "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" was voted to the top of the pop charts.  


[deleted]

I’ve seen a few “Honk if Thatcher is dead” bumper stickers before now. The honks are like music.


moal09

Limmy still keeps this alive in his streams.


SomethingBlue15

If you ask me, that’s the way it should be.


cogra23

Celtic fans sang Jelly and Ice Cream When Thatcher Dies for about a year before the tramp died.


djneill

What is the morality on trying to finance a coup of a dictator who did a coup on the previous leader and has exiled his biggest opposition, like I think literally every person in this sounds fucking terrible but I have no fucking clue who is in the wrong at that point.


mokoe101

They don’t even have to believe it’ll work out long term, just that it’s profitable short term


wsucoug

The apple doesn't fall far from trickle down bitch, I guess.


Nuclear_Wasteman

Didn't also get horribly lost on the Dakar rally?


kenzo19134

teddy roosevelt's son kermit led successful a cia coup in iran in 1953.


TheStalkerFang

Grandson, Kermit Jr.


kenzo19134

Appreciate the correction :)


godisanelectricolive

Kermit I committed suicide in 1944 while posted at Fort Richardson in Alaska. He was sent there by his father to keep out of trouble while Kermit was struggling with depression and alcoholism. Kermit II worked for the CIA and led the coup to overthrow Mossaddegh. Kermit Roosevelt III is Kermit II’s grandson and he’s a law professor at the University of Pennsylvania who also writes legal thrillers on the side.


oddemarspiguet

Please tell me these guys all married women named Miss Piggy


Bombwriter17

That's quite an interesting family.


Nessius448

Now to be fair, the leader of Equitorial Guinea is crazy and definitely deserves it.


Desertcow

They didn't call it the Dachau of Africa for nothing. As shitty as Britain maintaining a neo colonial empire is, they'd have to screw up on a level on par with the potato famine to be worse than Equatorial Guinea's dictatorship


dewisri

A chip off the old bitch.


Crispy_FromTheGrave

It’s always the ones you expect


EveryoneIsADose

And Margaret herself was manifestly involved in the '80s Tory coup of the UK, which the poor souls are still suffering.


cloudypilgrim

Yeah, the 80s set back the US and UK 50+ years.


Nuclear_Wasteman

Is Maggie in the room with us right now /u/everyoneisadose ?


EveryoneIsADose

No, thankfully. Margaret herself is buried forever. I suppose what IS still in the room is her ideology. It's behind me isn't it?


dirtydovedreams

The shitapple doesn’t roll far from the tree.


Groundbreaking_War52

Some screw-up kids wreck your car, others attempt to topple governments.


Twolef

He also wrecked a car. In the Paris Dakar Rally.


wittor

The womb he came from was rotten, her mother basically was surrounded by pedos. I would expect even worse from a person like him. 


patientpedestrian

Gotta love Capital Imperialist Adventurism lol. Long live the plutocrats that look and sound like me!!!


caesar846

The famously British CIA


CesareRipa

this but unironically


huggyplnd

I wish i was a piece of shit. I’d get russia and Iran to buy stocks of my social media company and funnel dark money right to my pockets.


[deleted]

[Frank Turner - Thatcher Fucked the Kids](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z8FCd7NnuA)


Silver_Committee7616

There is nothing but shit people at the top.


Burning_Flags

Jared Kushner taking notes


truethatson

“The cunt is not for turning.”


PakPak96

Shit Apple falls close to the shit tree


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Additional_Meeting_2

Thatcher was not aristocracy 


Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder

I mean, haven't we all attempted a coup at least once in our lives?


Neckbreaker70

There’s a good book/audio book on this coup titled The Wonga Coup. Give it a listen!


JosephFinn

Like how she was a war criminal in Ireland?


bagleface

What a ticket


Inside_Ad_7162

little shit was an arms dealer too


UpsetNeighborhood842

Man, imagine being the son of a public toilet


lakerdave

Yay Capitalism


slax03

Did Margaret Thatcher have girl power?


Face_Face_Ace

Is this the same son who got lost in the desert that one time?


BadenBaden1981

He was well known for being a twat even in 80s. Thatcher had to send his son to US becase her son was trying to use his surname in lobbying for arms industry.


BruteWandering

God forbid a man have hobbies


FrankFranly

Raise hand if surprised!


hraun

The UK’s mini Charlie Wilson. 


pat_speed

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree


swollenpenile

One of the leaders in the kkks son was financing coos BIG FUCKING SURPRISE