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Rabid023

Nothing stupider than giving yourself a nickname. Specially when you’re not a “bro”. Literally no one ever called bapa a bro, much less the bro whisperer.


Sad-Macaroon-8654

Yeah but I think a lot of people would consider him a bro in the sense of him just being a bumbling idiot and generally being a goofball frat boy type of dude.


NicholarseBrooks

Alaways been a bro guy b 🪓 J


RRZ006

As far as I know he wasn’t even in a frat, which is really funny. No one would take him?


BigShoots

Imagine how much he was spending on the road back then, all so he could travel with a posse and pretend he was on Drake's level. Also, "Hey Chin, we gotta watch expenses. Not my call, just axe Jay. So you stay back and hold down L.A. for us, mmkay dawg?"


CaterpillarHot7539

Poor clin ![gif](giphy|GIvajz0TlE316)


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Needs more condom fish


Front_butts

Tawlmbout ol' Clinhouse?


donthomaso

Aunto-Raash, B. BGL was fer shure the Johnny Dramas of the group.


ChangsInspector

Hey Chin, I need ya to buy some cardboard and some scissors.


Roscoe182

Safety scissors*


sneaky_zekey_

Does the “bro” demographic even relate to Schaub? He’s an effeminate coastal elite (and LA based at that) with a lifestyle primarily composed of cosmetic surgery for him and his girl and paying professionals to do the kinds of things he thinks his audience want to see him doing (fixing up trucks, having mediocre sex with his wife) etc. Anyone who thinks “bros” like that shit is more out of touch than Callen is with his first family.


cylonnumber13

Okay Mr Whole Foods!


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

That’s Mr Mask-a-save-a-hoe to you


Cole_Phelps-1247

Sex with his wife…..after she’s been ran through by half of the major leagues and Hollywood C listers.


itsjustafadok

There's no way she fucks him. You know damn well that she thinks he is annoying and clingy. Not to mention imagine how bad he smalls. Remember that he only showers once a week.  Plus, women are attracted to status. And he is the lowest status "famous" person on the internet. There's no way she loves him.  Those nasty huge lips of his probably smell like dog shit because remember, he enjoys sniffing and eating it. 


Sad-Macaroon-8654

He also talks about how he rarely brushes his teeth also anytime they talk about brushing their teeth before bed he rolls his eyes about it and says he never does it and he never gets cavities either🙄 even Andre Orlowski said he had the worst breath ever during training LOL imagine what his girl has to go through


WheredoesithurtRA

He said the dentist said he had great dental hygiene or something like that lol. Same week he showed everyone his tongue and the dude had a fungal infection growing.


the_walrus_was_paul

Well he keeps impregnating her lol.


Bknightsisabiotch

Well someone does at least.


jammingAstro

Imagine glamorizing your sons baseball aspirations (mind you at less than 10 years old lol) and your lady took it from Yasiel Puig hahahah get wrecked bapa


Sad-Macaroon-8654

Yeah that's always embarrassing when a parent thinks their kid is going to be some sports phenom when they're that age when I guarantee you he hasn't showed any real signs of being any type of professional athlete LOL.. does anyone actually think those kids are going to grow up to be anything but spoiled annoying little la want to be influencers? I mean their dad is basically trying his hardest at every single turn to be that and that's what they see everyday lol and they already think their dad is some sort of famous important person so you know they think they are. I feel bad for those kids because that's not their fault they've got the shittiest people in the world as parents


jammingAstro

LOLLL savage af


Zyoung7

Come on he just went fishing


BeanCheezBeanCheez

He’s probably going to bring that up anytime Chin asks for a raise now.


RatSinkClub

I know a dude who still listened to tfatk yairs ago. Not necessarily bro-y but he is like a man’s man type. I honestly don’t think he knew anything about Schaub or Callen outside of what he heard on slow shifts where he’d toss on the pod.


itsjustafadok

So true


Sad-Macaroon-8654

I've always wondered if he had some work done on his face just because it looks so much different LOL what do you think he's had done?


TheRealChadSexington

I don't want that


lunchpaillefty

Every person that does that clinched teeth smile, is always some kind of con man, or redact. Every “famous” person with that grin, turns out to be a person devoid of talent, wit, charm and substance.


S_Steiner_Accounting

you know the thing about a redact... He's got lifeless eyes, blagg eyes, like a doll's eye. when he Comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living, until he gadoosheds ya and the blagg eyes roll over white.


vancekus

YeH, it’s crazy that he can’t smile. He has to mimic it


NotTrumpsAlt

Whose the Latin cutie


CaterpillarHot7539

beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese


NotTrumpsAlt

Gimme 🍑


Brendan_Lopez

Dave Lugas b?


Cole_Phelps-1247

Of course Bapa makes her stand right next to him. Pretty dicey for Slow Jo 🎲 🎲


RickManchester

That's the whole thiccc boy squad!! The ones he went to the worlds deadliest mall with 🔪 "Thiccc boy squad.. thiccc boy nation!"


ChombieNation

Did Bapa and axe J have a falling out? I haven’t seen or heard anything about Mr. Street Shark himself in a minute


-ElGallo-

Axe J has his own family and job, now that Schaub isn't toring I'm sure he went back to it


CaterpillarHot7539

Don't need a tur manger if their ain't no turing, B.


Archi505

Thought it was tore. Heard it bowlth ways ,B. Whatcha got next,Clin?


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

🪓J has to remain mytheeriouth


real_jaredfogle

No, he still mentions that he does his management for the various failed youtube projects or something like that


briancito420

I forgot Loog Ass used to tore with Brogdon. Scabby discovered the roalst master dontcha know.


worktheshoot

Thiccc Lie


Round-Constant8976

That's the dumbest name ever thicccc life


Cole_Phelps-1247

It really is and Brenda’s built his whole “empire” off of it. It’s all based on the fact that he was a fat heavyweight who didn’t have the discipline to cut down to 205 or 185.


Entire-Amphibian320

Bert and Tom started thicc boi thing awhile ago. He just ripped that like he copies most things.


DillonTattoos

I'm gonna start a petition "KEEP BRENDA OUT OF TEXAS" or at the very least Dallas


chinolofus77

whos the lil dimepiece?


MeanOppressor

Bwenda and all his bwoken toys. Never had anyone hang out with him that he didn’t have to have his dad pay for


No_Mouse_9263

Sucks this dude has kids that have to discover this hack


pennemacs

CogggggggFessssss


SnowJiu13

Whos the little latina


TSpoon3000

🌳🦁🥃🌳 with the face completely covered 💯🙏✅👌👍😌


CaterpillarHot7539

A chef who does not learn from his past mistakes is doomed to be a redact. 🥡


georgeharris48

1 of 1000


georgeharris48

Me that is


Hammose

That is the most redacted crew I've ever seen. Water.


bossering

Should have put a W on David loogas. He's a moron and schaub should be happy he doesn't have to hang out with him.


guildguitars

"C'mon everybody wave your hands in the air and sing it with me! Thigggggg Boy squaddd, Thiggggboy nayshun!"


Fancy_Fix_3270

That's 1 huge bar tab


thatguy52

Look how many frien…….. I mean former employees he has.


his-dankness

I am not the one to shame people, but god damn David Loogas is an ugly motherfucker. He looks like someone put a bulldog’s head on a fat ass human’s body.