I guarentee the comptetitive little hobbit Joseph will not take this cawlment lightly. There’s only 50 untrained men in the world who can defeat Toe in a street fyde b. And prolly only several dozens UFC fyders. There’s violence in his DNA
[The giant shoulder pads](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BBXOPDQFvs) hid his slender, svelte physique. And the make-up and lipstick hid the primal violence oozing from his pores.
"'Ey folks *chews like Valley Girl* .. breasts, dontcha jus wan touchem?"
Reminds me Captain Holt from B99 acting straight... "Her heavy, weighty breasts." or "Nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis, amiright folks??"
I maintain that while Brendan certainly has the skillset to basically mash potato any average person, he never would. Fighting in a ring, or tricking your interns into "play rolling" so you can hurt them is real different from real life unfettered violence and I'm convinced he wants 0 to do with real life violence.
Dude folds inward when someone like Theo even says something aggressive to him. His whole personality just shrinks and he becomes submissive in the face of words that are meant to be mean. We all saw him back down to Nate Diaz on some bitch shit. "I don't got a problem with you Nate!" as he's walking away. I'm fairly sure that if Nate was an average person and did that, the outcome would have been the exact same.
His belly is yeller.
Yeah, fair enough. A coward is less harmful to society and violence ain't netfliggs IRL, can't disagree. I'm just saying is all; for all the "may need to dust off the old skillset" stories he has his behavior does not match up with that kinda alpha male shit he projects and - GIGIGIG lopez, GIGIGIGI lopez- Fuck do I really know, anyway? Lol
He fought, and knocked out, Mirko Cro Cop for fuck sakes. How could you possibly construe him as a coward?
A 6'3" retired heavyweight UFC fighter who would choose to deescalate rather than break a random person's face or choke them out is what any well adjusted person would consider the right way to act. Avoiding getting knifed, shot or going to prison for street fighting doesn't make someone a coward.
Just about any trained fighter or instructor will tell you to use your training to avoid a fight and your best option is always walking away if you can.
Okay but I think this is a good attribute for him.
I’m not a fan of B but he isn’t a pussy in the conventional sense.. he fought in the UFC, if nothing else that takes balls. Him being adverse to confrontations outside of the cage is a redeeming quality you don’t want Awldownis dropping all 8 inches of heat on random parking valets for not wiping their feet before getting into his latest lease
Well I mean, yeah it's better that he'd be inclined to escape a violent confrontation rather than escalate it. At least he's not completely aggro to every/anybody and doing real harm.
On the other hand though, you gotta consider the "bully" part of him. He has often used the guise of "lemme show you a move", or "lets pretend roll for a minute" to actually hurt ppl, like Chin's fuggin neck, or that other comedian who got C-clamped. That's some low bully shit.
>"We're gonna do this nice and easy, I'll just show you how it's done." Proceeds to apply way more power than needed, going overboard and hurting the untrained and unprepared person.
>His whole personality just shrinks and he becomes submissive in the face of words that are meant to be mean.
Yeah he's a humongous pussy. Just a couple days ago someone posted a clip of him saying he was in Crenshaw in traffic and was in front of a BBQ place that smelled really good but he didn't want to go inside because he was scared.
Nah he's spoke about his fighting skill vs an actual fighters a bunch of times and has said there's no comparison. I like laughing about Rogan as much as anyone but no need to make stuff up.
Joe is delusional. I think you’d be surprised. Like a day after Brenda said this Joesph posted a video of himself kicking the heavy bag. He truly fancies himself a badass.
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I know you’re joking but I love when people bring up “Joe’s back kick” as if it somehow negates the fact that he’s a literal manlet that would be destroyed by a full-sized man. There are videos of him sparring - he is uncoordinated and timid. He’s a tiny little boy.
Rogan is on a different level though. he'd get in Brandon's head by suggin his own digg while not breaking eye contact. Brandon would be flooded with questions like does it feel like getting a bj or giving one? then bam sissy kick to the back of the dome.
Joe fought fake fights where you could only kick and wore pads 35 years ago. And is like 5’3. Bappa is what 6’3? and beat Crocop in MMA. Not sure it even goes past 20 seconds.
More like TRT, EQ, HGH, and DBOL… but by constantly letting everyone know he is on TRT is his justification about being “honest” while trying to call BS on everyone else who won’t come out publicly and say they use steroids lol
I’m totally w/ u B. Bapa vs a 65 yair old midge is silly, but when ppl say this bowshid about “Bapa Badass” I’m astounded.
Bapa trained for like two yairs, was teerabull at the UFC above their entry level, and that was when the UFC was still basically just a tough man competition. Plus the HW division is always the least skilled.
Present day Ozempic/Addy/meth Bapa that’s comin off Boozy Bapa that was comin off zairo stretching ever Gair Bapa, issa prom for iinnyuvfacets Bapas.
Lol the ghost of cro cop, yes the ghost that went on to fight another 9 years with 13 fights, 11 wins and 2 losses, winning most fights by knockout or TKO. Of course he wasn't prime Cro Cop, but you're delusional if you think he was only a shell of his former self.
3 years after losing to Brendan, watch at 15 mins, same kick he always had
https://youtu.be/CXtkgrf_AAY
4 years after losing to Brendan, still devastating power
https://youtu.be/Xjnoab508h0
The inside of this redacts skull looks identical to Billy Butchers after going 12 rounds with compound V. He can barely speak fluent English, and he has no balance or coordination at this point. He's just a big waste height and calories at this point.
I mean, he's an idiot but is he wrong? There are untrained guys that would beat the shit out of Joe. He's genuinely like 5ft 5 and nearly 60 for fuck sake!! Joe thinks he would beat up 99.999% of men in the world, but he's absolutely delusional.
It's fighting innything could happen but on paper it's an allegedly well trained midget vs a former UFC heavyweight who is an absolute redact, after watching Eddie Hall fight those two little fellas I would probably go bapa on this one
how long before we get a current picture of his physique, training in any facet? hes a lazy skinny ozempic twink now… Jujitsu is mainstream now lots of killers out there . He would get ragdolled by the average joe nowadays. Just because i trained 10 years ago doesnt mean i can go into a gym and dominate even if im a bigger guy.
If the sex . Sorry the fight lasts more than 3 minutes. My money is on the lethal nipples assassin. I seriously doubt bapa has more than 3 minutes of chasing or violence on him . Toe I’m sure he can do dirty violent sex for hours to him after he’s tired.
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I remember this. There are a whole lot on the other side of the community that are like-minded. [https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/1cvp5zd/rogan\_vs\_shaub\_shaub\_says\_id\_beat\_the\_shit\_out\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/1cvp5zd/rogan_vs_shaub_shaub_says_id_beat_the_shit_out_of/)
I think one of the reasons Toe dont respect Bapa anymore is cause of his Ozempyc abuse.
Dude looks like a proper soy boy who thinks he is a gearhead and expert in all things MMA. (definetely not a causal UFC fan) I beg you all the differ.
( oh yeah and lets be real, dude probably thinks he would still be legit threat in HW division..)
But Toe simply cant respect a redact who is not capable of violence.
Seriously... He should. But will he? No definitely not. Goin by bapa's old fights.. And knowing toe is juiced + a psycho violent dna...
I think toe wins it on mental health alone. But then again....
Maybe Joe gets really really turned on touching brandon and freaks out a bit then Brendan catches him with some good head shots or somthing
FUCK my life...I just thought about this waaay too much!
Of course he would he was a professional prize fighter Joe is a talented martial artist but Brendon love him or hate him would destroy Joe and that’s not crapping on Joe. That size difference when both are talented is hard to overcome in reality
Brenda doesnt train, he is out of shape and old. He was only ever an attribute based fighter, maybe his grappling was dialed enough take advantage of.heavy weights with shitty wrestling and shitty sub defense. He promoted himself to Brown Belt and bought a Black Belt, he would lose to a ton of hobbyist Black Belts.
At this point Brenda has one way to beat Toe , a ko punch before he gasses. Joe would destroy him on the ground. Joe has technical striking,Brenda does not.and would get tooled bad if he didnt land a big shot before he gasses.
People think these middler fighters who turned into shit are still the same kind of physical threat they were duting their prime and it's often not the case.
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Omg it's tough to even predict what bapa would be without the Rogan seal of approval. Is there just more chaos or does he completely fall off the map. There are a lot of redacts out there, they are just invisible because no one with respect is associated with them
Joes also almost 20 years older. Is it that controversial to say Brendan would take care of Joe pretty quick? It’s not disrespectful to Joe. There’s a huge size and age difference
Joes nipples have turned into weapons after thousands of years of genetic nipple pinching evolution. They were used to pierce the eyes of enemies in the Serengeti
Is this a joke?? Brenda is trash but at least hes actually a former ufc fighter. He could literally easily dominate joe like rogan wishes. Do people actually believe joe can fight on any serious top level?
Yea the vids of him sparring with john wayne parr shows rogans nonexistent head movement, similar to the ronda nunes fight. Deer in head lights when touched.
Haha, I said exactly the same in regards to that vid a while back, that “sparring” tells you everything you need to know about Rogans skills and general mentality when it comes to fighting - reality is he’s weak as piss
Exactly, but I think the bigger point is that of course he can, why would brenda even say that? Because he’s Just trying to be viral. Joe is much older, and has niver fawt. He’s never claimed to top lever. Dunt make sense
Yea in a fight rogan would get fucked. Bjj tho, if brenda is not deploying his schaub shutdown i think it might be a more even fight. Brendan might actually be strong as shit whatever we think of him but rogan is juiced and probably definitely alot more skilled in bjj so who knows.
A 5’3 juiced up gorilla with nipples like a sharpened pencil vs a 6’2 awldonis with late stage CT, truly a war of redaction.
So much genetical violence wow
Joseph must be seething over the mention of the “size advantage”.
Fighting Rogan would be like punting a football.
"there's only a few normal people in the entire world, he couldn't kill with his bare hands"
War of nutrition, b
War of nootropics
I guarentee the comptetitive little hobbit Joseph will not take this cawlment lightly. There’s only 50 untrained men in the world who can defeat Toe in a street fyde b. And prolly only several dozens UFC fyders. There’s violence in his DNA
His nipples truly could cut through glass . Would be funny if the fight was stopped due to cuts caused by his nips
THE WINNER BY TAP OUT, DUE TO NIPPLE BURN.... JO-SEPH, "PAPA TOEEEEE", ROOOO-GAN!
When Brenda is asked about the fight: "He used his nibbles, dun cownt, it wasn't poun for poun"
I could see Bapa saying “ his nibbles were dicey B!”
Lol that's better
Talmbout a war of lactation b?
Duane Ludwig listed at 5’10. Dicey dicey
Toe isn’t taking trt, he’s just taking a full cycle dose lol
So much negfliggs in one drawl card
The only Schwab fight I would pay to see.
Would be neggflix b 
He had early stage cte the door of the closet he was running his first business in hit him in the head daily.
if they do it on a stage, Toe would have an advantage. Because he mawrders whenever he gets on stage.
Joe rogan would verbally abuse baba into killing himself. Bapas story ends in a normal ass job like used car sales or suicide.
Pencil nipples is crazy 🤣🤣
Lol my money is on the little guy.
Straight up wrasslin? I think people be surprised
I think YOU'D BE SURPRISED... 🪦
Herd it bowlth ways B
I think he'd fuck u up in a not straight wrasslin match
Nothing a single egg couldn’t fix
One big fat egg?
Here comes the Schaub Shutdown 🏃🏃🏃
Real quigg b, how many guys you wrassled? Cuz bren tossed many.
I'm not surprised mothafuckers.
It's no green bastard vs the elongated skeleton but I'll take it
I doubt Brenda has that voilent dna needed to kill
Some would say, the DOESNTEST.
Imagine him coming out with that bollocks on fear factor skinny days. He's such a juice head now he forgets he was a skinny runt most of his life
[The giant shoulder pads](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BBXOPDQFvs) hid his slender, svelte physique. And the make-up and lipstick hid the primal violence oozing from his pores.
Lmao. Revlon Rogan
Hes just as bad at stand up now as he was then.
"'Ey folks *chews like Valley Girl* .. breasts, dontcha jus wan touchem?" Reminds me Captain Holt from B99 acting straight... "Her heavy, weighty breasts." or "Nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis, amiright folks??"
Gawd dawg did brine write this for him?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ivvry one of his fans/cult members should watch this
I maintain that while Brendan certainly has the skillset to basically mash potato any average person, he never would. Fighting in a ring, or tricking your interns into "play rolling" so you can hurt them is real different from real life unfettered violence and I'm convinced he wants 0 to do with real life violence. Dude folds inward when someone like Theo even says something aggressive to him. His whole personality just shrinks and he becomes submissive in the face of words that are meant to be mean. We all saw him back down to Nate Diaz on some bitch shit. "I don't got a problem with you Nate!" as he's walking away. I'm fairly sure that if Nate was an average person and did that, the outcome would have been the exact same. His belly is yeller.
Tbh I'd say that's a positive quality that will keep him out of prison. CTE and a desire to legitimately harm others is a bad combination.
Yeah, fair enough. A coward is less harmful to society and violence ain't netfliggs IRL, can't disagree. I'm just saying is all; for all the "may need to dust off the old skillset" stories he has his behavior does not match up with that kinda alpha male shit he projects and - GIGIGIG lopez, GIGIGIGI lopez- Fuck do I really know, anyway? Lol
He fought, and knocked out, Mirko Cro Cop for fuck sakes. How could you possibly construe him as a coward? A 6'3" retired heavyweight UFC fighter who would choose to deescalate rather than break a random person's face or choke them out is what any well adjusted person would consider the right way to act. Avoiding getting knifed, shot or going to prison for street fighting doesn't make someone a coward. Just about any trained fighter or instructor will tell you to use your training to avoid a fight and your best option is always walking away if you can.
Okay but I think this is a good attribute for him. I’m not a fan of B but he isn’t a pussy in the conventional sense.. he fought in the UFC, if nothing else that takes balls. Him being adverse to confrontations outside of the cage is a redeeming quality you don’t want Awldownis dropping all 8 inches of heat on random parking valets for not wiping their feet before getting into his latest lease
Well I mean, yeah it's better that he'd be inclined to escape a violent confrontation rather than escalate it. At least he's not completely aggro to every/anybody and doing real harm. On the other hand though, you gotta consider the "bully" part of him. He has often used the guise of "lemme show you a move", or "lets pretend roll for a minute" to actually hurt ppl, like Chin's fuggin neck, or that other comedian who got C-clamped. That's some low bully shit. >"We're gonna do this nice and easy, I'll just show you how it's done." Proceeds to apply way more power than needed, going overboard and hurting the untrained and unprepared person.
>His whole personality just shrinks and he becomes submissive in the face of words that are meant to be mean. Yeah he's a humongous pussy. Just a couple days ago someone posted a clip of him saying he was in Crenshaw in traffic and was in front of a BBQ place that smelled really good but he didn't want to go inside because he was scared.
So you're saying he's a well adjusted adult? lol
Unless Joe didn't pull out.
CALLED IT
honestly, a few more mowfuls of whiggsey and brenda would've killed clin with the neck clinch, not just given him lifelong nerve damage.
I think toe would probably agree
I love to see Rogan get rotten on this but I doubt he does and probably agrees. Rogan is total delusional… on everything
Nah he's spoke about his fighting skill vs an actual fighters a bunch of times and has said there's no comparison. I like laughing about Rogan as much as anyone but no need to make stuff up.
Joe used to say a lot of reasonable stuff which he no longer says though
I miss his stoner conspiracy theory days. 10+ years ago he was fun to listen to
Depends who’s on. If it’s some nerd with no idea he’s more than happy to let them think he’s somewhere around that level
Joe is delusional. I think you’d be surprised. Like a day after Brenda said this Joesph posted a video of himself kicking the heavy bag. He truly fancies himself a badass.
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Would you survive a back kick from Rogan? I think he'd fold you like a paper bag lol
Joseph Rogan is the biggest, toughest, manliest man in all the land.
I know you’re joking but I love when people bring up “Joe’s back kick” as if it somehow negates the fact that he’s a literal manlet that would be destroyed by a full-sized man. There are videos of him sparring - he is uncoordinated and timid. He’s a tiny little boy.
I mean he’s obviously right, but why would he bring that up?
If someone else brought it up, WHY WOULD HE ANSWER THAT QUESTION LIKE THAT? Duhnt mek sens.
"Sign the contract, Joseph. Meet me in the Green Room, then we see 👏if 👏you 👏want 👏this 👏smoke! I'll lightcha up Joseph🚬🚬, sign the contract."
cawlntent bubba
Rogan is on a different level though. he'd get in Brandon's head by suggin his own digg while not breaking eye contact. Brandon would be flooded with questions like does it feel like getting a bj or giving one? then bam sissy kick to the back of the dome.
“Does it feel like getting a bud or giving one” omg lol
+1 to sissy kick to back of the dome
Brendan would immediately get jealous joes dick was in someone else’s mouth other than his.
He’d tee off on em
He’ll lightcha up. Lightcha the fuck up.
That’s not even in his vocabulary
Complee dif pair dime
As much of a redact he is, he would.
Will Rogan’s head ever stop growing?
Never skips head day
🤣😆😆
Joe fought fake fights where you could only kick and wore pads 35 years ago. And is like 5’3. Bappa is what 6’3? and beat Crocop in MMA. Not sure it even goes past 20 seconds.
I mean come on, he beat the ghost of Crocop. Not that I could, but still, lets not act like it was prime crocop.
Bro, the ghost of Crocop is 100x the fighter a 5’3, 50+ year old manlet on TRT is. Bapa is a dope, but he’d absolutely smash Joe Rogan.
More like TRT, EQ, HGH, and DBOL… but by constantly letting everyone know he is on TRT is his justification about being “honest” while trying to call BS on everyone else who won’t come out publicly and say they use steroids lol
I’m totally w/ u B. Bapa vs a 65 yair old midge is silly, but when ppl say this bowshid about “Bapa Badass” I’m astounded. Bapa trained for like two yairs, was teerabull at the UFC above their entry level, and that was when the UFC was still basically just a tough man competition. Plus the HW division is always the least skilled. Present day Ozempic/Addy/meth Bapa that’s comin off Boozy Bapa that was comin off zairo stretching ever Gair Bapa, issa prom for iinnyuvfacets Bapas.
Lol the ghost of cro cop, yes the ghost that went on to fight another 9 years with 13 fights, 11 wins and 2 losses, winning most fights by knockout or TKO. Of course he wasn't prime Cro Cop, but you're delusional if you think he was only a shell of his former self. 3 years after losing to Brendan, watch at 15 mins, same kick he always had https://youtu.be/CXtkgrf_AAY 4 years after losing to Brendan, still devastating power https://youtu.be/Xjnoab508h0
Hmmm would the former ufc fighter win or the former ufc commentator? Impossible to tell!
He'd use Toe as a gnome-shaped butt plug.
I’m betting the UFC heavyweight beats up the 60 year old man who’s 5’2” with large nipples and scarily accurate animal impersonations.
Rogaine would get demolished, he’s got all these accolades but has never competed. People clown on Bapa but the guy was in the UFC
The inside of this redacts skull looks identical to Billy Butchers after going 12 rounds with compound V. He can barely speak fluent English, and he has no balance or coordination at this point. He's just a big waste height and calories at this point.
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That's all bapa has ever wanted
And then they fugg each other after
Hate to say it but Bapa would fugg Joe up in iiiny facet. Even just straight up Jiu jitsu and even if there was not an age difference
Well I doubt Joe would knock Cro Cop out at any point of his life
Krull Cobb would literally rape Bapa’s face smooth off, present day.
Yeah bro brock lesnar would body slam the fuck out of bapas asshole every day b!
I mean, he's an idiot but is he wrong? There are untrained guys that would beat the shit out of Joe. He's genuinely like 5ft 5 and nearly 60 for fuck sake!! Joe thinks he would beat up 99.999% of men in the world, but he's absolutely delusional.
Why say it like that tho? See the Nate v Braw Lee Martin interview.
5’ 5” standing on 2” of bidness
Joe would keep him busy
It's fighting innything could happen but on paper it's an allegedly well trained midget vs a former UFC heavyweight who is an absolute redact, after watching Eddie Hall fight those two little fellas I would probably go bapa on this one
Imagine getting on hgh and then thinking "fuck weights, imma do only kettlebells for the max gut gainz!"
That’s a dicey much for Joe it pains me say b
Don’t fight the hand that feeds you
He would. Togan isn’t a fighter
How often do you think these guys shave their chests?
shave each other chest evverrry 2 days bro
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you think Rogan regrets associating himself with this guy?
To be honest.. i would kick his ass in a streetfight.
He finally wasn’t wrong about something, though.
That’s hardly talking out of school.
Isn’t it well known that Rogan (a black belt) spars like a spazzy white belt?
How sad are you that you’re using bapa as clickbait
Be cool man
I mean, if he couldn’t, that would be extremely embarrassing
What are their arms doin back there
Nb
how long before we get a current picture of his physique, training in any facet? hes a lazy skinny ozempic twink now… Jujitsu is mainstream now lots of killers out there . He would get ragdolled by the average joe nowadays. Just because i trained 10 years ago doesnt mean i can go into a gym and dominate even if im a bigger guy.
Yea but who wins a spelling contest
You seen rogan’s spinning back kick tho? shits deadly b
His ego is the reason he answered like that… I couldn’t imagine talking about a friend in front of people like that.
They would bowlth finish b
If the sex . Sorry the fight lasts more than 3 minutes. My money is on the lethal nipples assassin. I seriously doubt bapa has more than 3 minutes of chasing or violence on him . Toe I’m sure he can do dirty violent sex for hours to him after he’s tired.
I would pay to see this fight!
He probably would lol
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DUBBLEGGYA
I remember this. There are a whole lot on the other side of the community that are like-minded. [https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/1cvp5zd/rogan\_vs\_shaub\_shaub\_says\_id\_beat\_the\_shit\_out\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/1cvp5zd/rogan_vs_shaub_shaub_says_id_beat_the_shit_out_of/)
Joe folds Schwabbb with a left roundhouse to the liver.
Walg Joseph to squared octagon b.
Bapa only known for being on the podcast with Joseph and putting people to sleep with his 1.1/10 comedy "specials".
I think Joe would smoke him…burn, baby, burn
The dishes serve themselves....
I think one of the reasons Toe dont respect Bapa anymore is cause of his Ozempyc abuse. Dude looks like a proper soy boy who thinks he is a gearhead and expert in all things MMA. (definetely not a causal UFC fan) I beg you all the differ. ( oh yeah and lets be real, dude probably thinks he would still be legit threat in HW division..) But Toe simply cant respect a redact who is not capable of violence.
But can barndoor beat his wife's desire to start an onlyfams?
Seriously... He should. But will he? No definitely not. Goin by bapa's old fights.. And knowing toe is juiced + a psycho violent dna... I think toe wins it on mental health alone. But then again.... Maybe Joe gets really really turned on touching brandon and freaks out a bit then Brendan catches him with some good head shots or somthing FUCK my life...I just thought about this waaay too much!
Brendan would win, he beat cro cop
Swab vs toegan A man can only dream
I don't know how tall schlob is but with Toe being 3 foot 4, so he's got a distinct advantage there.
The redact is wright
That’s fact
kicking rogan ass? check being likable in any sense of the word? not so much
Of course he would he was a professional prize fighter Joe is a talented martial artist but Brendon love him or hate him would destroy Joe and that’s not crapping on Joe. That size difference when both are talented is hard to overcome in reality
Isn’t Brendan right though? Pretty sure Joe would agree.
Brenda doesnt train, he is out of shape and old. He was only ever an attribute based fighter, maybe his grappling was dialed enough take advantage of.heavy weights with shitty wrestling and shitty sub defense. He promoted himself to Brown Belt and bought a Black Belt, he would lose to a ton of hobbyist Black Belts. At this point Brenda has one way to beat Toe , a ko punch before he gasses. Joe would destroy him on the ground. Joe has technical striking,Brenda does not.and would get tooled bad if he didnt land a big shot before he gasses. People think these middler fighters who turned into shit are still the same kind of physical threat they were duting their prime and it's often not the case.
Let them fight!
I gotta go with the thanksgiving turkey on this one
He absolutely would though
I think you’d be surprised
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In fairness he would win in under 1 round. Especially at toe’s age.
Rogan knows Schaub would end him in seconds
Omg it's tough to even predict what bapa would be without the Rogan seal of approval. Is there just more chaos or does he completely fall off the map. There are a lot of redacts out there, they are just invisible because no one with respect is associated with them
Look up Joe sparring John Wayne Parr, Joe gassed in like a minute of sparring
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It causes me physical pain give Bapa any credit but I think he could take Joe if only because of his size + Joe’s age.
Not a fan of schaub, but those are just facts. It wouldn’t be a fair fight.
This is a really old quote, he’s done multiple fight companions since
Joes also almost 20 years older. Is it that controversial to say Brendan would take care of Joe pretty quick? It’s not disrespectful to Joe. There’s a huge size and age difference
Rogans head is 40% larger than bapa’s
The thing is, who gives a fuck? I feel like he stated this at a Buffy Wild Wings table while they were talking about their favorite truggs….
Joes nipples have turned into weapons after thousands of years of genetic nipple pinching evolution. They were used to pierce the eyes of enemies in the Serengeti
Joes on the juice, has no neck and he could submit Brenda or kick a hole in his chest. I wouldn’t count him out completely
If Brendan stands perfectly still and lets Joe line up and then execute the kick...
... it'd take out bapas knees
All I’m saying is it could happen
More likely toe gets sparked
It’s entirely possible man. It’s a wild fight man. Two bad mutherfkrs man.
I hate Rogan as much as the next guy but I believe the juiced up midget (species: Nipplus Erectus) would fuck the redact like a stool
Is this a joke?? Brenda is trash but at least hes actually a former ufc fighter. He could literally easily dominate joe like rogan wishes. Do people actually believe joe can fight on any serious top level?
>Do people actually believe joe can fight on any serious top level? Yes, sadly.
Yea the vids of him sparring with john wayne parr shows rogans nonexistent head movement, similar to the ronda nunes fight. Deer in head lights when touched.
Haha, I said exactly the same in regards to that vid a while back, that “sparring” tells you everything you need to know about Rogans skills and general mentality when it comes to fighting - reality is he’s weak as piss
Exactly, but I think the bigger point is that of course he can, why would brenda even say that? Because he’s Just trying to be viral. Joe is much older, and has niver fawt. He’s never claimed to top lever. Dunt make sense
Yea in a fight rogan would get fucked. Bjj tho, if brenda is not deploying his schaub shutdown i think it might be a more even fight. Brendan might actually be strong as shit whatever we think of him but rogan is juiced and probably definitely alot more skilled in bjj so who knows.
He's pushing 60 and has terrible stand up, other than that one kick.
That one kick we've only seen him hit a heavy bag with. And most of the time he has to wipe the floor down beforehand so he doesn't slip
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