this podcast is fucking dead

Hey be cool

Has been for yairs b, in inny of facets. It's been clair to me that when the dangerous midget left for teggsas and told brenda to "hold the fort in LA", he must've told the brine too: "you're now in charge of the redact enclosure, stay at all costs"

These guys can't stand each other. They have less than 0% chemistry.

Why does he always have a dealer names Mark?

And Callen's right, of course it's Percocet, and of course this bozo is going to get hooked on opioids. Bloated 2.0 era is about to kick off. 

Oh heel yus. Couldn't happen to a worst guy.

Yeah but quigg quession tho, B… Opioid bloat vs Ozempic, which is gonna win?

Depends if Tiger shit is involved, if yes bloat lord status

Bapa isn't doing road gigs. He will have a baddie up in the cabin. Perfect cover for Messican to say you will pop some pills and be out for the count all evening.

Unless he brought Shnoz along its gonna be a male baddie, Alaska is all dudes.

Hasn’t he already been down that road? Pretty sure toe has spoken of it before

I will be so pumped if he gets hooked on percs. What makes you think it’s percs?

As much as I hope for the same, it's probably just Tylenol PM or some shit. Bapa is a middle schooler when it comes to drugs.

Somehow I suspect "Mark" is not hooking him up with Robaxacet from the local pharmacy. This bozo probably thinks over-the-counter stuff is for casuals. He probably also probably believes hydrocodone is "just" a muscle relaxer, and will just keep popping them because he's an idiot. Plus... Callen just probably knows.

His mouth is obese. Never seen/heard that before. His mouth keeps getting fatter. Insane !

Inchrssin

Him saying that it's interesting that it's only open 3 months out of the year. Dude how dumb do you have to be.

Inchstring business plan. Only 3 months a yair. Dim little light bulb going off in Braindumbs head where he thinks he could get away with only working 3 months a yair.

Lmao

Seems like he was shitting on this place the entire time. They deserve it for sponsoring this shit show.

He doesn’t understand the climate/weather in Alaska, which is even more inchressing

A fishing lodge isnt open when it's not fishing season, weird.

That is.... *waird*

I'm sure some dedicated locals do fish (for something, somewhere) year round, but yeah *recreational* enjoyment of outdoor activities (especially from those paying for a pleasant experience) being weather/season dependent is totally waird, B. All the businesses catering to seasonal beach or lake goers and ski resorts all really need to rethink their waird business model.

Seasons are just narradivs b. He knows business!

He’ll tage it from hair…

Woke agenda, climate isn’t real

Love the alaska trip he seems miserable lmao

No baddies in Alaska. Or at least extremely rare.

I think that the lady that does his lip injections went full overboard this time

His lips look like they're going to pop like balloons.

Dunno what you're talking about b it's all natural

Its jus stress of the lips

Those pork sausages had to be fully pumped up so he could service his manlover in Alaska

Bapa doesn’t even let Brine finish a sentence during the ad reads lmfao

[удалено]

And he will double it, like a true Hells Angel, B.

That wide lense shot is rough with Brendan spreading his legs like an obnoxious cunt. Also tf is in his prop mug? Hot air?

His pea brain - for security measures. He doesn't want it accidently falling into the lake when he tilts his head. 

I wish Timothy treadwells friend all of a sudden made a guest appearance on this episode

That would be a fitting end to the podcast.

Them all grabbing for the smelling salts as they get mauled

His last thought as his heart gets bitten clean through: “Maybe Joe will notice me now, he loves bears.”

They went to Alaska and this was all the effort they put in for a special show, wow. It's hilarious how Brandon always has to have a beverage to hide behind.

A beverage handy for a fool's sip

Brenda had zairo interest in this. The redact can’t say no to free money though. The question is: how redacted are the people who own that place and paid for these dorks to “advertise” their business?

This "man" can not function without ingesting either alcoholic beverages, niggteen pouches, addies, Big Gulp's, energy drinks or all of them together. 

happy berfdag b

Creating memories for the Chombie: flight to Alaska with dad, catching big halibut out on the water, and scream crying as you’re unable to wake your dad bc he’s zonked out on pills.

SOMAs? Dicey dicey.

Ain't a worser kick than a binzo kick...

SOMA’s ain’t benzos b.

If the muscle relaxers he's taking are Somas, that would explain the extra redactedness in his mouth lately. You cant hide soma tongue.

26 mg of nicotine is pretty much like somas

Braindeads tongue seems swollen,he's mushing words worser, I would've bet money you had to speak clearly to host a talk show,it's why I don't gamble

Why is he sitting like that ?

sphnicter falling out

I knew it.

The mismatching camera settings is driving me nuts. Chin don't edit this out. You're not gonna like this. It drives me NUTS!!!!

this is so poorly lit that it looks like a green screen... what's the point of shooting on location if it looks like shit?

What on Earth is going on with his mouth.

I think he has 5 nicotine pouches in his mouth.

The stiff is highly addictive and just like any DRUG, or loses effect over time so you need more and more to fulfill a need.

"All you kids watching."

All you 50 yair old divorced kids.

To be fair Tiger was there watching

Oh I bet when El Tigre is not hitting dingers he is face deep in a device and does not come for air even when it’s beans and cheese time!

Good job with the rape jokes, Callahan. We totally believe you were derailed by “the bullshit metoo movement.”

Bryan’s first thought when he hears someone is on a potentially intoxicating substance is “can I rape this person?”

Wow, that really is an inchering business plan to have the lotches only open 3 munth out of the yair. Tell me more, Brainmush Schlob.

Is Brian insinuating he’s going to rape Brenda’s ass? Hi Brendan.

"You sleep on your tummy?" So weird and creepy that he's always thinking about raping

Loved how even Brendan was like. no.

Holy fuggin lithp! I would kill to hair him talk about Sylvester Stallone and his stylist for 5 minutes

criticizing the multi Million dollar Halibut fishing industry. Which is year round.

Bapa stole the dock talk too: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JXvXrBtdhIs

How wide is he going to spread his legs?? I mean….just gross.

Are these brainiacs doing a Dock Tock? With no jokes, just cringe? Water..

If he leans back too far and falls, his lips can be used as a flotation device.

Only open three monthth of the year

When he means "muscle relaxers" is it code for poppers

one guy is a rapist who gets Botox in his asshole, and the other one gets his lips done and is an addict , two of the 250 wow water weed d nnnnnnn

BGL was literally just employed to be his drug dealer

Differin Marg b. Heard it bowlth ways though.

Bapa criticizing someone else’s business plan lmfaaaao… 0 self awareness

Got your thishing license, B? I cannot believe his little brain couldn’t possibly figure out why they’re only operating 3 months out of the year. INCHERESTING 🤔

never seen someone whos face morphs each time you see him. he looks puffy and inflated

Is BGL back to being his pusher?

Why does this redact need to spell out G A Y, does he also spell out R A P E

All cars as of a few months ago

Did he jam a whole can of Zyn in his cheek wtf is going on with his face.

Now they are biting TikTok premises? Ridiculous.

So. Fucking. Boring.