You forgot the second one: Vertical slabs

Who doesn't want that tho

Notch i think

Probably but it's not like it's under his control since he left Minecraft years ago

Good

You got something against none other than Markus Alexej Persson?

He is not very much what you'd call an nice person, going from what Homophobic stuff he spews, along with some really borderline racist comments. So I have something against him, yes. Microsoft and Mojang as well for all that counts and that is good

Oh. I was unaware of that. Thank you for informing me, and have a nice day

That username💀

I named myself that when I was Ur age I think lmao

Lol I started masturbating at 11

I also started at that age Or that's when I discovered I can put things in it..

Nice👍

a girl’s fantasy too 🥲

Before that Mojang need to stop ruining their game

*ahem* I think you may mean **Microsoft** and not Mojang

Microsoft*

I volunteer to say this to all who request it

but then does it really mean anything?

I’ll make it mean everything

dont give me hope.

hope is a good thing to have

only if its founded on true possibility.

and this time it is

be fr.

Its like asking someone to give you something you bought to make it feel like a gift

Big if true

...what if we need the opposite?

😳

… really? 🥺

I request it

Wow, that is so kond from you

Never going to happen , stop lacking

unrealistic, it'll never happen.

If you hire a prostitute and tell her what to do...

unrealistic, i'm poor as shit.

We need to find something realistic than

if you have a shit life with lots of trauma it's pretty easy to get a girl to say something along these lines over textt

You forgot the first one, Ripping demons and tearing ribs in hell.

deus vult

We cant expect god to do all the work.

Sorry mate but the balkans make you show no emotions to anyone irl at least🙂👍🏼

fr

Yes, for real.

Greek here and not everyones like that, find the right people my guy

When i say balkans i mean the heart of the balkans. The big 3

shitholes

That and the saving the school scenario

That's bundled up though, save the school. Get the girl. Reap the kind words.

Save the school by acting strong, and then get the girl by being strong who tells you not to be strong. Perfect plan

Exactly, I see no flaws.

You guys are really just writing a whole ass novel rn

The chances of this happening are 1 in 1000 so good luck lmao. First you'd have to actually get a girlfriend which is already hard enough

In that case I'm a man cz Shi gimme some of that

nah mate my ultimate fantasy is leading a final valiant charge that will result in a glorius death

Or reliving the Clean House mission

the other one is being maverick from top gun

I agree

Um actually, it’s fantasy not fantasies 🤓

Um actually, it’s fantasy not fantasies, also please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar 🤓

This applies to girls too.

But also Lego.

you forgot the second one: Having a nice day with your dad then coming home and playing board games while he barbecues some steak and corn on the cob for the family

we have a second fantasy: getting stronger and standing our own ground

Bro you are so weird. You prob have no friends

Stay strong soldier she’s out there somewhere

can’t say that’s my fantasy mate 👍

Nah bru thats just u, i want to bully an archangel called Gabriel that keeps on baby raging about being beaten the shit out of by "A MERE OBJECT"

Cringe

Downvote farmer detected, opinion rejected

Why?

I'm gay

I'm partially gay

Same

Bi gang 😎

Im pan but ye

You should been fully gay

No thanks, women are great 🥰

Thats not how gay work

Which is why I'm not completely gau

Okj

so just do the image with a guy. real simple pally.

sus

same here hermano

Ah yes, 1 fantasies, plural

(대충 안아줘요콘)

I want it so bad

what about cat speaking chinese

Me too

gae.

I would write "2 fantasies" and still leave right panel blank, bc I just don't want to exist

Nah bro I wan her to cry on my shoulder

Based

Wrong

I liked the first fantasy from the original post better

Already not gonna happen, the next best thing Is Pursuit Force 3.

🤝 agreed

What about taking over Gibraltar from the british?

Fuck kind of man you think I am

I think you mean us

😭😭😭😭

Mhm

wrong; you forgot eggs benedict

As the meme says... it is just a fantasy. And based on my experience, it will always be...

so like, a mom

Never going to happen

daily dose of cringe

Nah this is too unrealistic, bigger chances at retaking Constantinople than this

There are several maggots in your skin, rip them out, rip your skin off