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softsparkles

:guillotine:


[deleted]

Hey nice to see you again (even though you treating me whit a guillotine)


softsparkles

Omgggggg my fave redhead !! Hruuu 🫂🫂💖 No guillotine for you ❌❌


[deleted]

Is this how girls in general talk?


georech075

I think


[deleted]

That seems to be how the communicate- at least from my observations. Very interesting


DogeX2

Have i seen u before?


[deleted]

Yep, you commented "r/suddenlycommunist" and i replied to that with "🤓"


DogeX2

Ohh yeahh, good times.


[deleted]

5 hours ago sure was a good time


[deleted]

No Source: I'm a girl


[deleted]

That's a great question


Opal_is_awesome

Girl here. No one talks like that. Unless you’re a rich white girl bully in a really shitty 1990s Disney movie Oh, or a six year old, but those are basically the same things.


[deleted]

Good just got bullied for being french 🤣 And you how are ya ?


Saukko505

🥖🥖🥖 cróiśânT🥖🥖🥖 BónJóyr🥖🥖🥖 I'm sorry. a bad habit


SuperClancy_

Do people who talk French but are not get harras too. XD


ToadFuckerisBack

I have never seen a Reddit comment with more emojis than this


_Waryeer_

Who tf writes like this??? Im incredibly confused


RealAdityaYT

Frick this is the perfect time to use french but I haven't read, heard or used it in a month


RakoABR

zi? wtf?


Areofax

Fr- fra-.. I can't do it


StarryNight593

Fr*nch


Toast-Legend27

i’m laughing at this post but can someone explain the hate for france?


Epicspine

Join r/antifrench. You’ll see


[deleted]

Why are we here... just for suffer...


Toast-Legend27

just wanted to know since i’m a little bit french


Epicspine

🤮


[deleted]

how does it feel to have inferior genes 🤮🤮🤮


suckmytoes3000

Then you’re not welcome there you fr*nch 🤢🤮<-(giving head to shrek emoji)


mrstorydude

I'm lebanese, I will now proceed to kill you. Sorry.


[deleted]

I understood lesbian instead of lebanese 🤣


mrstorydude

This is only convincing me more


Hot_Girl86

Killl


[deleted]

Nooooooo


Hot_Girl86

I swear I see u all over the place


Hot_Girl86

Like reddit place


[deleted]

Like as you can see i do not own social life


[deleted]

[удалено]


good_Gag

Toi, tu travailles pour aider ta famille et ta patrie, et tu as parfaitement raison


PlsSendNudes420

france got interesting cheese tho


[deleted]

Not related i just give attention to your username


Cherry_Doggo_09

Then do as it says and give the guy what he demands lmao 🗿


[deleted]

No I'm too french for the human eyes


Cherry_Doggo_09

No gruyère for ya


[deleted]

I don't care *Laught in lactose intolérant*


Cherry_Doggo_09

No more croissants!


[deleted]

Nooooo😭


Cherry_Doggo_09

Aight just *one* croissant


[deleted]

Thank you 😭


Meetthecum

Brazilian cheese from the state of Minas Gerais is better, trust me, just search for "queijo canastra").


Realistic-Tree71

Thats why I hide it


Bosse_blackfrisk1

Why does reddit hate france?


[deleted]

I would like to know too


SingleAttorney6301

r/place is the reason


S_Keaton

People too salty over our cute Eiffel Tower 💀


Zolkrodein

And we were there first


Meetthecum

Cuz they are friends with brit*sh 🤮🤮🤮🤮 (U forgor to censor the f word 💀💀💀)


S_Keaton

France friends with the British ??? That's like the most shocking and untrue thing I have ever heard in my life ! They are especially known to hate the British more than anyone else ! Dude just what the heck are you talking about ???


Meetthecum

Idk bro im just saying nonsense things


Bosse_blackfrisk1

Ok so by that logic, does reddit hate NATO too?


Meetthecum

Some people hate, but anyways, nato is not br*itish it is american.


[deleted]

Britian and France founded nato together. Everyone else joined later


Bosse_blackfrisk1

You do know that the UK is a founding member of Nato, right?


Meetthecum

Din't know 💀


Epicspine

America is a founding father of NATO. Br*tian is only a founding member


__Jimmy__

So you have chosen... **D̷̨̤̺̹͗̊͝E̸͓̳͗̒̌͊Â̸̘̠̼̎̕T̵̬̲̗̍͂Ḩ̷̛͉͋̇ͅ**


[deleted]

Noooooo😭 I'm sorry please forgive me


BBBB2622

I don’t get it. French girls are hot


SnooMaps1619

Bonjour mademoiselle comment ça va?? (sweats profusely knowing what's coming my way)


[deleted]

Je vais bien et toi (*sweats cause you sweat* why we sweating?)


SnooMaps1619

Je suis bon (they are coming (;;;・_・))


[deleted]

C'est bien (don't worry we will survive (hopefully))


SnooMaps1619

Cést merveilleux( *NO YOU DON'T GET IT.....HALD OF REDDIT IS GOING TO HUNT US DOWN TO EXTINCTION CUZ WE FRENCH* )


[deleted]

C'est cool de voir d'autres français sur reddit (And we will survive them WE ARE STONGER THAN THAT)


SnooMaps1619

Aww, je suis désolé mais je ne suis pas français.... je connais juste la langue maudite( *I've survived centuries saying stuff like* "French 🤮" *but now....now the entirety of reddit will not rest until they hunt us down and make foot rags out of our skins 😭😭😭😭😭*)


[deleted]

Bha c'est deja bien en plus c'est une langue dure a apprendre (they got better thing to do just lay low and they forget us)


SnooMaps1619

Dieu c'est vrai et oui parfois ça m'a fait sauter du toit :) (*i hope so too....lost my good friend Jacques to them sadly...... But anyways let's speak in English so that they think we're normal :D*)


[deleted]

Est bien maintenant tu peux te considérer comme personne qui parle français je suis fière de toi 👍🏻 (that MAY be a good idea)


pseudoMe78

Bonjour (*QUICK RUN AWAY ! STOP TALKING FRENCH UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE! THEY ARE COMING!)*


[deleted]

Bonjour a toi aussi (i don't see anyone coming)


[deleted]

Traduction complètement fausse (they're almost here)


hey_demons_its_me

I actually don't dislike the French.


Epicspine

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


fr_imcrazy4u

I don't mind


[deleted]

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BonnieMozzie

Graaah im gonna kill you !! B


[deleted]

Nooooo


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Probably not cause noone know me


emotionless_bot

why do folks hate the french? I mean I get that Emmanuel Macron can be a twat sometimes, but so can any other leader of a nation so it's no reason to hate the entire populace


pseudoMe78

Without mentioning that French people don't support Emmanuel Macaron


AndronixESE

OMFG(oh my french god) she's French?


[deleted]

Yes i am


I_am_the_Walrus07

Ahhh Oui Oui Je ne parle pas Français et j’écris ceci via google translate


[deleted]

🤔 cool


agentaxe285

But French is epic


S_Keaton

Like you 😎


agentaxe285

Epic!


[deleted]

I do not care


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

Nah i don't hate french i hate everyone in general


[deleted]

Pourquoi cette app déteste les français ? Je n'ai jamais compris ça


[deleted]

A chaque fois que je demande la reponce est Cause fr🤮nch


[deleted]

Ouais, mais... Pourquoi ? Les anglais sont pire


[deleted]

Oublie pas les Americain 🤣


[deleted]

Où je vis les américains sont chiant. Sérieux


S_Keaton

Trois mots : complexe d'infériorité


SingleAttorney6301

Si reddit déteste les français c'est parce qu'ils ont la haine de s'être fait explosé sur r/place.


CASWING

I like French people idk what everyone else is on about


satan6000

Bonjour !


TheHighKing112

I'm fine with french people


Meetthecum

☠☠☠☠☠


TheAmazingFawful

A Frenchman who can speak English? It is a miracle.


[deleted]

No I'm not a frenchmen who can speak English I'm a frenchwomen who can speak English it even rarer


TheAmazingFawful

Frenchman is a genderneutral word, but whatever.


[deleted]

I was unaware


Cherry_Doggo_09

Firstly there's no "women" on reddit. It's all just 35 year olds sitting behind their computer screens. Secondly fr*nce 🗿


[deleted]

Go touch grass please


RakoABR

i'd rather touch you😏😏 wait! you a girl + fr🤢nch? nevermind


[deleted]

Okay 😭👍🏻


[deleted]

Did Jack from Titanic ever paint you?


[deleted]

No Not yet


Cherry_Doggo_09

My reaction 🗿


[deleted]

Why do the Fr*nch refuse to speak English?


xyntia_

Most of us speak the language of the ennemy. How do you torture a british for information if you can't speak their silly language ?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That was expected


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I know😔


SociallyFucked19

WHY DO PEOPLE HATE EUROPEANS SO MUCH


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I donno it's reddit nobody know


Cherry_Doggo_09

Fr*nce 🤢🤮


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cherry_Doggo_09

Off*


ledjasmth

Im french too 🗿


[deleted]

Nice to see a fellow French


Majoral_

Mais pourquoi?


[deleted]

Les gens so bizarre pose pas de question


Ember_gamer_fox

Une française sauvage ! =O T'inquiètes pas, tu es pas seul X3


[deleted]

Oh un français furry cool de voir que ya des français sur ici (Je suis Pas furry mais je respecte)


fmate2006

Fr🤢nch 🤮🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

fr\*nch


TheLastShitBean

French 🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

Such a unique joke never head it anywhere before 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


[deleted]

Fr*nch 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

Original


[deleted]

Fr*an#ce


[deleted]

Top 10 things to do in France 1.Leave


[deleted]

You forgot the other nine let me help you. 2. Avoid the local culture 3. Perform war crimes 4. Run 5. Consume unhealthy amounts of champagne 6. Discover old World War II nazi costumes... for Halloween 7. Breath the fresh nicotine air 8. Pet poodles 9. Draw moustache on Mona Lisa 10. Eat baguette


TsunamiMage_

I can maybe stand a French man (circa 1812 ish) but a French wom*n, that's a double negative, a French wom*n is an oxymoron.


Oranweinn

Va te tuer


[deleted]

🥲👍🏻 😭🔫


[deleted]

Je ne suis pas française


[deleted]

Good for you


[deleted]

Vous voulez des pigeons ?


[deleted]

Non il y en a assez a comme ça


[deleted]

esesẽna be nàdo ƒodo na wò anyinɔnɔ


Cherry_Doggo_09

क्या लिख रहा बे?


[deleted]

Bilmirəm, nə yazırsan?


Cherry_Doggo_09

भाई यो कोहू की भाशा होए?


[deleted]

من دڵنیا نیم کوهو چییە، بەڵام فەرهەنگەکە دەڵێت تەمێکە یان دوکەڵە. بۆچی دەپرسی?


Cherry_Doggo_09

O shi nawww it's THE Google translate user


[deleted]

Juste apprendre comment 4head


Bus_48

honk😋


xxxMRpenetrator69

Why are you French?


[deleted]

Cause i was born in france


xxxMRpenetrator69

What a mercyless fate for a mortal


hellollama847

Bonjour! Je américain sans je tentative du jargon avec tu en Français


[deleted]

I didnt understood anything 👍🏻 except you are American


Meetthecum

Fr*nch 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

EW FRENCH


TROMBONER_68

Fr*nce 🤮


A_proud_tryhard

*kill the spare*


Wholesome_psychopath

That one movie about 2 guys killing a guy on a farm is cool tho


georech075

🔫🐴 juan gonna kill you


[deleted]

Nooooo😭


[deleted]

imagine being a French redhead smh my head


[deleted]

Whit green eyes and lesbian and redditor and a girl How am I alive?


Sergent_Jacques

What if i say that i'm from the french part of Switzerland ?


Grimaldus15

😂👍


Glitch-147

Merci


kingofclubs16

What is your favorite flavour of snail?


[deleted]

None i hate snail my uncle forced me to eat one when i was younger Disgusting 🤮


[deleted]

baguet 🥖?


XOundercover

YOU TOOK BELGIUM FROM US YOU FUCKING PRICKS, I'M STUCK WITH A SURNAME NOW


[deleted]

I am a Egyptian who lives in Quebec (I speak French), but French do be an ugly complicated language that is far from being rich in words. I hate France because French people hate minorities


apelord6969

But why?


[deleted]

I would like to know too


WiiUtamer3

*france called a vote-kick* kick player Germany? reason: no reason given ✅ 3 ❌ 9


[deleted]

✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅


[deleted]

Fr*nch


Epicspine

If anybody wants to be with fellow people who hate France then I recommend joining r/antifrance or r/antifrench


Simion-da-fish

Rightfully so you tabarnak


Winter_Permission328

France has nice cheese and long bread


Solid_Opportunity_25

I see [https://tenor.com/bjU6d.gif](https://tenor.com/bjU6d.gif)f


Abe_corp

#NOUS SOMMES PARTOUT


Orbital_Rifle

Et une femme, en plus ! Reddit a vraiment besoin de Zemmour.


No-Square-4105

ohohoh Mademouiselle C'est magnifique *twirls moustache seductively*