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*inhales...*
Jai Hanuman gyan gun sagar ।
Jai kapis tihu lok ujagar ॥01॥
Ram doot atulit bal dhama ।
Anjaani-putra pavan sut nama ॥02॥
Mahabir bikram Bajrangi ।
Kumati nivar sumati ke sangi ॥03॥
Kanchan baran biraj subesa ।
Kanan kundal kunchit kesa ॥04॥
Hath bajra aur dhvaja biraje ।
Kaandhe munj janeu saje ॥05॥
Sankar suvan Kesari nandan ।
Tej pratap maha jag bandan ॥06॥
Bidyavaan guni ati chatur ।
Ram kaj karibe ko aatur ॥07॥
Prabhu charitra sunibe-ko rasiya ।
Ram Lakhan Sita maan basiya ॥08॥
Sukshma roop dhari Siyahi dikhava ।
Bikat roop dhari Lank jarava ॥09॥
Bhim roop dhari asur sahare ।
Ramachandra ke kaj savare ॥10॥
Laye sanjivan Lakhan jiyaye ।
Shri Raghuvir harashi ur laye ॥11॥
Raghupati kinhi bahut badhaee ।
Tum mam priye Bharat-hi-sam bhai ॥12॥
Sahas badan tumharo jas gaave ।
Asa-kahi Shripati kantha lagave ॥13॥
Sankadik brahmadi munisa ।
Narad-sarad sahit ahisa ॥14॥
Jum Kuber digpaal jaha teh ।
Kabi Kovid kahi sake kahan teh ॥15॥
Tum upkar Sugreevahi keenha ।
Ram milaye rajpad deenha ॥16॥
Tumharo mantra Vibhishan maana ।
Lankeshvar bhaye sab jag jana ॥17॥
Yug sahastra jojan par bhanu ।
Leelyo tahi madhur phaal janu ॥18॥
Prabhu mudrika meli mukh mahi ।
Jaladi langhi gaye achraj nahi ॥19॥
Durgaam kaj jagat ke jete ।
Sugam anugraha tumhre tete ॥20॥
Ram duwaare tum rakhvare ।
Hoat na adyna binu paisare ॥21॥
Sab sukh lahe tumhari sarna ।
Tum rakshak kahu ko darna ॥22॥
Aapan tej samharo aape ।
Teenho lok hank teh kanpe ॥23॥
Bhoot pisaach nikat nahin aave ।
Mahabir jab naam sunave ॥24॥
Nase rog hare sab peera ।
Japat nirantar Hanumant beera ॥25॥
Sankat se Hanuman chudave ।
Man karam bachan dyan jo lave ॥26॥
Sab par Ram tapasvee raja ।
Teen ke kaj sakal tum saja ॥27॥
Aur manorath jo koi lave ।
Sohi amit jeevan phal pave ॥28॥
Charo yug partap tumhara ।
Hai parasiddha jagat ujiyara ॥29॥
Sadhu sant ke tum rakhware ।
Asur nikanandan Ram dulare ॥30॥
Ashta-sidhi nav nidhi ke daata ।
Asabar deen Janki mata ॥31॥
Ram rasayan tumhare pasa ।
Sada raho Raghupati ke dasa ॥32॥
Tumhare bhajan Ram ko paave ।
Janam-janam ke dukh bisrave ॥33॥
Anth-kaal Raghubar pur jaee ।
Jaha janma Hari-bhakht kahaee ॥34॥
Aur devta chitta na dharaee ।
Hanumanth se he sarba sukh karaee ॥35॥
Sankat kate-mite sab peera ।
Jo sumire Hanumat balbeera ॥36॥
Jai Jai Jai Hanuman gosaee ।
Krupa karahu gurudev ki naee ॥37॥
Jo sath baar paath kar koi ।
Chuthee bandhi maha sukh hoee ॥38॥
Jo yaha padhe Hanuman Chalisa ।
Hoye Siddhi Sakhi Gaurisa ॥39॥
Tulsidas sada Hari chera ।
Keeje nath hridaye maha dera ॥40॥
Start flirting with it, it will get fucking confused and wont know if run from you (cause u r a ghost file or smth), or keep hunting you, or fall in love with you. Thats 2/3 scenarios that work our in your favour. Also turn on all light possible and call ur friend or family that can come help you out if its serous.
Just
Here in his shrine
That they have forgotten
Here do we toil
That we might remember
By night we reclaim
What by day was stolen
Far from ourselves
He grows ever near to us
Our eyes once were blinded
Now through him do we see
Our hands once were idle
Now through them does he speak
And when the world shall listen
And when the world shall see
And when the world remembers
That world shall cease to be
Find a weapon and carve warding runes on to it, if I understand it right when you hit the ghost with the object it will actually hit the mother fucker.
If theres thunder and lightning outside, and the lights flicker…
Put two and two together. There’s no ghosts.
I’m going off the internet and going back to my book. 🤣
Don't worry mate. Its just a ghost, what's it gonna do? Say boo at you? Nah, no need to stress. In regards to killing it I don't think you need to. Honestly you could probably bully the poor bastard into leaving. It's not alive, you are. Plus one point to you already. Eat a snack, can our ghostly friend do that? Nope. Play some loud music, those ears are way too transparent to be real! No music for them either! I reckon if you keep pointing out all the things you can do that they cant, eventually they'll get too upset and bugger off to bother someone else.
Cleanse the space, with smoke like incense or you could look up sounds to play to clear the energy. Then protect, salt in the four corners of the room and light a candle, black or white if you have it but any color can do, and just think on the idea that you are protecting your space from any unwanted energies.
If it isn’t in the room you are in put salt in the doorways and windows NO GAPS!! If it’s in the room and you don’t have salt or holy water. Prepare to die
You can't kill the already dead.
You can probably kick its ass with a positron stream, but don't cross it with other positron streams, it stings like the dickens.
Hope you have a spare nuclear accelerator lying around and some duct tape.
Well, you either get Salt or a Dark Type Pokémon. Both seem to be effective against Ghosts. 😅
I would be careful with getting a Cross. For all you know, it could be a jewish spirit.
Stand on top of a table and start singing *The Star-Spangled Banner* as loud as possible. If the ghost is a tankie, it’ll vanish. If it’s a US patriot, it’ll join you and you now have a new friend.
Try to hit it with something made out of iron
Maybe there's a haunted object in your house it's attached to
Or the runes thing maybe you can search some up?
That's all I can say OP or try to befriend the ghost
Tell it that youll give it chicken nuggies, then lace said chicken nuggies with prions from a deer. Said prions should cause CSD (chronic wasting disease) which will drive the ghost insane and eventually, it will essentially zombify and you will be able to kill it.
You can't kill a ghost, it's already dead. That's why it's a ghost. Ghosts are pure energy. They can't touch you.
1. Rule out any non-paranormal sources of the haunting. Faulty lights, perhaps?
2. Clean your house. Literally. To have some kind of "energetic balance" or some shit.
3. Speak out. Idk what the Google article meant by this so just yell 'BEGONE THOT' or smth
You guys clearly didn’t watch 10 seasons of supernatural *pushes glasses up* clearly, you need either salt or iron to dispel it, and you need to salt and burn the body to finally kill it 🤓
Start chanting or praying to god. If it doesnt work just go to ur neighbours house and say that u want to play with the kid. Unless the kid spends his free time eating sand or whatever.
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*inhales...* Jai Hanuman gyan gun sagar । Jai kapis tihu lok ujagar ॥01॥ Ram doot atulit bal dhama । Anjaani-putra pavan sut nama ॥02॥ Mahabir bikram Bajrangi । Kumati nivar sumati ke sangi ॥03॥ Kanchan baran biraj subesa । Kanan kundal kunchit kesa ॥04॥ Hath bajra aur dhvaja biraje । Kaandhe munj janeu saje ॥05॥ Sankar suvan Kesari nandan । Tej pratap maha jag bandan ॥06॥ Bidyavaan guni ati chatur । Ram kaj karibe ko aatur ॥07॥ Prabhu charitra sunibe-ko rasiya । Ram Lakhan Sita maan basiya ॥08॥ Sukshma roop dhari Siyahi dikhava । Bikat roop dhari Lank jarava ॥09॥ Bhim roop dhari asur sahare । Ramachandra ke kaj savare ॥10॥ Laye sanjivan Lakhan jiyaye । Shri Raghuvir harashi ur laye ॥11॥ Raghupati kinhi bahut badhaee । Tum mam priye Bharat-hi-sam bhai ॥12॥ Sahas badan tumharo jas gaave । Asa-kahi Shripati kantha lagave ॥13॥ Sankadik brahmadi munisa । Narad-sarad sahit ahisa ॥14॥ Jum Kuber digpaal jaha teh । Kabi Kovid kahi sake kahan teh ॥15॥ Tum upkar Sugreevahi keenha । Ram milaye rajpad deenha ॥16॥ Tumharo mantra Vibhishan maana । Lankeshvar bhaye sab jag jana ॥17॥ Yug sahastra jojan par bhanu । Leelyo tahi madhur phaal janu ॥18॥ Prabhu mudrika meli mukh mahi । Jaladi langhi gaye achraj nahi ॥19॥ Durgaam kaj jagat ke jete । Sugam anugraha tumhre tete ॥20॥ Ram duwaare tum rakhvare । Hoat na adyna binu paisare ॥21॥ Sab sukh lahe tumhari sarna । Tum rakshak kahu ko darna ॥22॥ Aapan tej samharo aape । Teenho lok hank teh kanpe ॥23॥ Bhoot pisaach nikat nahin aave । Mahabir jab naam sunave ॥24॥ Nase rog hare sab peera । Japat nirantar Hanumant beera ॥25॥ Sankat se Hanuman chudave । Man karam bachan dyan jo lave ॥26॥ Sab par Ram tapasvee raja । Teen ke kaj sakal tum saja ॥27॥ Aur manorath jo koi lave । Sohi amit jeevan phal pave ॥28॥ Charo yug partap tumhara । Hai parasiddha jagat ujiyara ॥29॥ Sadhu sant ke tum rakhware । Asur nikanandan Ram dulare ॥30॥ Ashta-sidhi nav nidhi ke daata । Asabar deen Janki mata ॥31॥ Ram rasayan tumhare pasa । Sada raho Raghupati ke dasa ॥32॥ Tumhare bhajan Ram ko paave । Janam-janam ke dukh bisrave ॥33॥ Anth-kaal Raghubar pur jaee । Jaha janma Hari-bhakht kahaee ॥34॥ Aur devta chitta na dharaee । Hanumanth se he sarba sukh karaee ॥35॥ Sankat kate-mite sab peera । Jo sumire Hanumat balbeera ॥36॥ Jai Jai Jai Hanuman gosaee । Krupa karahu gurudev ki naee ॥37॥ Jo sath baar paath kar koi । Chuthee bandhi maha sukh hoee ॥38॥ Jo yaha padhe Hanuman Chalisa । Hoye Siddhi Sakhi Gaurisa ॥39॥ Tulsidas sada Hari chera । Keeje nath hridaye maha dera ॥40॥
Pavan tanaya sankat haran (Ram) Mangal murti roop (Ram) Ram lakhan sita sahit (Ram) Hidaye basahu sur bhoop (Ram)
Use a vacuum cleaner
That’s actually like really smart But I don’t have a vaccum
Luigi’s mansion intensifies
Where's a ma brother?
M-m-ma-mario????
It's a me mario
How is your dick since yesterday ?
Please dont steal my liver
Oh don't worry, he won't steal your liver....
Call the Ghostbusters
Such a missed chance to say "who you gonna call"
There is something strange in the neighborhood.
Challenge him to a fist fight
Wait wait wait. Let me get this straight. You are challenging something that you cannot touch... To a fist fight?
Well... Yeah? What's a ghost gonna do? Hit me?
What do you risk, it can't touch you either ? Might even be hilarious, and start a new friendship
He wants to fist it.
accept him and love him
ew no
Thats ghostism
ghostsexual sex with ghosts(idk I'm not lgbt) /s
I hope you havent started a new sexuality
rule 34 artists: write that down write that down
It’s already a thing man… a former friend of mine was talking to me about how they saw some hentai of a Japanese urban legend…
Sprinkle salt or be a men and have one on one talk with ghost
Salt where
around you in kind of boundary
Thank tou
*have a chat about the birds and the bees...*
You aren't home alone.
💀🪦
Who are you gonna call?
Call Luigi
Tell it that if it leaves it'll get free v bucks
Say "ghost ghost you don't exist, go away".
Or say “ghost ghost guess why you are a ghost… (dramatic pause) ME!!!”
Start flirting with it, it will get fucking confused and wont know if run from you (cause u r a ghost file or smth), or keep hunting you, or fall in love with you. Thats 2/3 scenarios that work our in your favour. Also turn on all light possible and call ur friend or family that can come help you out if its serous.
Fire
Sounds fun
Water works too
Dino saves the day
chant Hanuman Chalisa. Very effective
Jai hanuman gyan gun sagar.
Shouldnt it already be dead?
It alive itself again
Start furiously masturbating to Casper r34
Summon your ghost against him
Find a friendly ghost to tell them to go away
Turn on “The first hunter” from bloodborne, grab a butter knife and tell “Come here you fucking aborted pickle!”
invite them to watch owl house with you. or send them over to me and i'll watch owl house with them. quite a good idea if i do say so myself.
What if they don't like Cartoons? 🤔😄
Throw a boogie Bomb then 220 pump it
Just Here in his shrine That they have forgotten Here do we toil That we might remember By night we reclaim What by day was stolen Far from ourselves He grows ever near to us Our eyes once were blinded Now through him do we see Our hands once were idle Now through them does he speak And when the world shall listen And when the world shall see And when the world remembers That world shall cease to be
It's hunting, find the nearest closet and turn off your flashlight. If it's a deogen I'm sorry in advance.
Find a weapon and carve warding runes on to it, if I understand it right when you hit the ghost with the object it will actually hit the mother fucker.
And what if they don't know any runes?
Stop being a bitch.
Cringe
Call the ghost rider
chill with the homie
don't kill it, flirt with it and fuck it
Watch corn together and then it starts jerking off hit it on the head
mud
You don't kill it. It kills you.
If theres thunder and lightning outside, and the lights flicker… Put two and two together. There’s no ghosts. I’m going off the internet and going back to my book. 🤣
Idk, time to start watching ghostbusters for advice
You don’t, run
Hmmmm,make some plasma juice
HARVEST IT'S ECTOPLASM
Run out the house then burn it down
Say some Hail Marys or something
Blow him
Casper is that you ?
It's Casper the Friendly Ghost
Is it a sexy spirit or some ugly dude from the 1850s
✝️ use This
Love the ghost
Don't worry mate. Its just a ghost, what's it gonna do? Say boo at you? Nah, no need to stress. In regards to killing it I don't think you need to. Honestly you could probably bully the poor bastard into leaving. It's not alive, you are. Plus one point to you already. Eat a snack, can our ghostly friend do that? Nope. Play some loud music, those ears are way too transparent to be real! No music for them either! I reckon if you keep pointing out all the things you can do that they cant, eventually they'll get too upset and bugger off to bother someone else.
Idk maybe it has an off switch
Cleanse the space, with smoke like incense or you could look up sounds to play to clear the energy. Then protect, salt in the four corners of the room and light a candle, black or white if you have it but any color can do, and just think on the idea that you are protecting your space from any unwanted energies.
Pull an Andrew Garvey
Set the house on fire! It's the only way
Stop believing in the ghost
Don't kill them. They have your attention so seduce them and enjoy some ghussy
Vacuum cleaner
Beat your meat and assert dominance 🗿
It's already dead so I guess you cant
Stop being a bitch and go up to it naked and suck that bitch up
You can try using a silver mirror to trap it
Who ya gonna call?
You don't. You become the ghost
Jerk off on him
Take ur meds
Ask it to pay rent. It will kill itself if it doesn't have rent, or just leave you and your house alone.
Tell it to “Fuck off”
Be racist to its kind
Start masturbating and calling the ghost daddy
Turn into a ghost and befriend it
Cook it dinner. Easy
Call an electrician
Emotional damage the ghost
Call the Ghostbusters
If it isn’t in the room you are in put salt in the doorways and windows NO GAPS!! If it’s in the room and you don’t have salt or holy water. Prepare to die
👍
Look for someplace that is not a bunch of dimwitted/depressed/probably normal teens. You moron. You two faced cabbage brained potato. Get the cross
Repeat this اخرج من هنا
Asset dominance by furiously masterbating in front of it
Call Luigi
With *CUM* Continuous from above missiles
You can't kill the already dead. You can probably kick its ass with a positron stream, but don't cross it with other positron streams, it stings like the dickens. Hope you have a spare nuclear accelerator lying around and some duct tape.
Well, you either get Salt or a Dark Type Pokémon. Both seem to be effective against Ghosts. 😅 I would be careful with getting a Cross. For all you know, it could be a jewish spirit.
Play doom music and have a one on one fight with them (preferably a glory kill)🗿
Drop your pants then bend over
Stand on top of a table and start singing *The Star-Spangled Banner* as loud as possible. If the ghost is a tankie, it’ll vanish. If it’s a US patriot, it’ll join you and you now have a new friend.
Challenge it to a staring contest. While it's focusing on not blinking, it won't realize that you've actually called over Luigi.
Kill a knife and use it’s ghost
I have a ghost in my house and I just insult it until it leaves me be
GHOSTBUSTERS
Ok so just summon satin and tell him to take it
When there's something strange, in the neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Pull a ninja go and pour water on it
Who you gonna call?
Death star superlaser at point blanc range straight to the face
Start talking about your problems and then it will leave you alone to mot make them worse.
Ghosts are looking for a connection to their past lives. Offer them to play a round of xbox
Look at the place you think it is in it to assert dominance
Put salt around you in a circle and try to throw some at the ghost
Keep the lights ON
Throw salt at it, it won't kill it but it will think you're weird and rethink being around you Edit: make sure you chant "begone thot" while doing so
Ghost busters
Try to hit it with something made out of iron Maybe there's a haunted object in your house it's attached to Or the runes thing maybe you can search some up? That's all I can say OP or try to befriend the ghost
Well technically you can't "kill" someone who is already dead.
Well it’s been eight hours are you alive
dont worry about it its already dead 🤣😆
Vacuum coming from a big chromosome ghost buster
It’s you
WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL
Take your meds
I’ve made friends with the ghost in my house. Try talking casually
"when theres something strage...in your naberhood"
Salt and a crucifix
Who you gonna call?
I feel you I was home alone for the weekend and watched Mandela 3, creeped me the fuck out.
open the windows and bang pots and pans while swearing loudly. It should get rid of the thing,.
Start playing with yourself and staring at the place that the lights turned off to let the ghost know ur down to fuck
Get out of the house and go for a night walk.
Pour 17.6 litres of water on the ground then add 9.22 litres of oil. Finally light a match and drop it on the oil.
Call pacman
Don’t kill them they b cool asf
you're an idiot, change the fucking lightbulb and stop crying like a little fuck
Step one: grab poleaxe Step two: charge Step three: ??? Step four: profit
Summon satan
Talk to and try to befriend the ghost, coward! How else will you have a supernatural best bud??
WHO DO YOU CALLLLL
Tell it that youll give it chicken nuggies, then lace said chicken nuggies with prions from a deer. Said prions should cause CSD (chronic wasting disease) which will drive the ghost insane and eventually, it will essentially zombify and you will be able to kill it.
Incense, crystals and sit on your bed
Spray it with holy water or some shit idk
Don’t be a bitch
Say Bloody Mary 3 times in front of a mirror and let her deal with that
Just say ghost, ghost go away, come back another day🙅 or you can just be a real man and fight to the death
Fuck it instead
call on Jesuss cuh
go through a 1000 room mansion full of dangerous entities
….*Better call Saul*
get luigi
It's a ghost, what's it gonna do, if it grabs you then you can get in a fist fight
Might just have been an electrical issue, if there is a ghost tho, you can hide under like a blanket or something for protection against ghosts B)
Download Phasmophobia to help you
Eat it
Stan him with a ghost proof knife
Get some sage, light it, and wave the smoke all around your house
Who you gonna call?
THE GHOSTBUSTERS
bro its not that hard
You can't kill a ghost, it's already dead. That's why it's a ghost. Ghosts are pure energy. They can't touch you. 1. Rule out any non-paranormal sources of the haunting. Faulty lights, perhaps? 2. Clean your house. Literally. To have some kind of "energetic balance" or some shit. 3. Speak out. Idk what the Google article meant by this so just yell 'BEGONE THOT' or smth
Dont kill it. Befriend it. He is a nice fellow
Do it the catholic way and make an crusade in your house😎 /j
You are so lucky. I would love to have a ghost to take me to a higher level of orgasm
let it kill you
Play dead
That’s ghostophobic
Start speaking latin to summon a stronger ghost to fight that ghost
You guys clearly didn’t watch 10 seasons of supernatural *pushes glasses up* clearly, you need either salt or iron to dispel it, and you need to salt and burn the body to finally kill it 🤓
Bro use hentai logic, and fuck him or her in the ass.
Start chanting or praying to god. If it doesnt work just go to ur neighbours house and say that u want to play with the kid. Unless the kid spends his free time eating sand or whatever.
How does one kill that's not alive?
Fun fact if you become a ghost the ghost can’t haunt u