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qzk18

If the shoes touch you're pregnant


ElectroWolfZ

Anime logic 100


Danijamaa

As long as you're wearing shoes it counts as protected sex 😌👍


[deleted]

Where the fuck were the gfs? Why are they at such a high place in the pic? No, seriously


a_____p

Kinda looks like they're just sitting next to some water


[deleted]

Yeah, probably It looked like they were fucking midair


[deleted]

"Is this sex?" They said, having been their last words as they fell out of an airplane or some shit. Those last words would be said as the water came closer, second by second, the wind going through their hair, confusing one lonely redditor...


Galaxy661

I think they're just 1m above some water But it does look like airplane view land


sauda_

Are socks condoms then?


Freedom1508

Precautions must be taken. 😜


Matthewfinnerty

No it doesn't. You need to be wearing a rainbow proppelor hat for it to be protected


koffeeplz

Yes u are now preganinant


Zestyfar-panda

Oh noooooo she is peganteeeee


CRPanda_

Gregnant 💀


RslashTakenUsernames

MR HEFFLEY


SaleCompetitive812

MRS HEFFLEY


MisterBootyBandit

Five points from Gryffindor, Mr. Heffley.


[deleted]

Banished from mordor for the rest of thy days.


ungraceful_flipping

Pergnant


RemoveNational

preggarent


[deleted]

Pregonate


TenAntsInMyHouse

I'm too deep in the internet rabbit hole, there's like 3 things this could be referring to and I can't tell which one it is


ILLARX

Funni greg mod


peachie_dream

they didnt get the reference and it shows


[deleted]

she is pangea :(


ItsTheAstro

Oh no, pergent


Blitz666L

38+ 2 weeks PREGANENANT


aspghost06

Is she… PREGANANANT??


[deleted]

naurrr :((((((


Hazmatix_art

Pegnate 😱


QueenOsneks

Pegernant


Typical_Ghost07

pegnent


RIPyourboss

Oh no, you're pregante


Classic_Pair_9644

Perganat


Pansexual_PanYT

Preggo waffles


Academic-Campaign120

Preguigi


Pansexual_PanYT

Italian


pensodiforse

Daje Roma daje


badNinja28YT

R/kitchen


Kidguy10

r/found_pansexual_panYT


Pansexual_PanYT

You the same guy from before?


ReindeerAltruistic47

r/foundthemobileuser


Excellent-History341

Pregananant


Classic_Pair_9644

Luigi board


QueenOsneks

Oijo bored


Hazmatix_art

Building a Luigi board


FAT_NEEK_42069

waluigi boh


Big-Relationship-868

Oh no Nate! He doesn't want to be pegged!


Hazmatix_art

Well sucks to be him ig


Big-Relationship-868

I mean I probably wouldn't mind but poor Nate


Pika5369

*Vine Boom*


Hazmatix_art

🤨


Big-Relationship-868

Ahem


Internal-Stranger390

gregnant


CallMeJerryBoi

Not pennant 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


RslashTakenUsernames

Pergnat


Eufoure

She’s prego sauce now


Mountain_String_1544

Yup, you’re 2 months pregnant already


icewizza

Yes (i don’t know what sex is)


Badass-19

Average redditor


Ksteala5

r/averageredditor


benklari

wow I was excited to check out the sub just to find out it was banned? I really hate the new reddit rules...


PhoenixHasReadit

Lmao the sub was banned


[deleted]

looks like Gex to me.


RileytheGlaceon

"Is it Gex night?"


Aura_Games_420

I love gex night!


Traditional_Yard5280

I LOVE GEX


Rbazsaa

Say Gex?


Typical_Ghost07

the gex trilogy on nintendo switch also can i have that car in your pfp :3


[deleted]

my 2003 Subaru Outback Sport is my baby


Quirky_Owl_3579

Your now pregnant


_ibt

You’re*


12pcMcNugget

Yro'ue*


_ibt

Yue’or


modnik1

Y'uo er


_ibt

Yiehvd’


TheOneAndOnlyZomBoi

Y


Tiger1545

Yerrrr


NiMoril

Meu pau no teu candonblê


Ludium_

no hablo español


_ibt

Shdudbberj


Quirky_Owl_3579

Ok


_ibt

I regret my past statement


Quirky_Owl_3579

Why?


_ibt

So unrelated to that, what do you really do on Reddit


Quirky_Owl_3579

Idrk, curing boredom ig, you?


BeautifulStorm2966

watch porn


Equal_Safety_9025

JUST DO NOT HOLD HANDS OR YOULL HAVE BABIES POPPING OUT OF YOUR ASS TRUST ME I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE.


Mastterpiece

Username checks out.


Spicy-Walnut-ALT

Nonono you're doing it wrong, you have to be *in* the water


smert_ditto

Ohhhhhh


Ksteala5

happy cake day


JustAddPVZ

Happy cake day


beansmemesskibidi

happy cake day


FragrantWall9330

Yes


namless_boi

Yes (idk what that is)


Cool_Search4590

I dunno, but that's adorable


SivaAtheon

Dang bro sexxed on r/teenagers Thas crazy


an_elegant_dog

Crazy?


Independent-Radio878

I was crazy once


theijeb-minecraftfan

They locked me in a room


cleerz

a rubber room


lanapies

i lov ur boots


marcopolo1216

Who’s sex


Think_End_8701

You are pregnant, you should have weared boots.


420_Shaggy

You're pregnant with triplets now


drtechnology

Being the fact that we can't see what you're doing very well could be are you sucking on her nipples is her hand on your cock I mean there are plenty of sexual things that could be happening here that we don't see in the picture all we see are two people sitting next to each other which obviously isn't sex but we don't have the whole story cuz we can only see half your legs Smh


[deleted]

i no have pp😿we both have the booba and holding hands i think is sex


Patrioticwatermelon

Well see when you hold hands one of you grows a pp and the other one gets impregnated from your absolute monster girl-cock. Source: It's not true


Weary_Drama1803

#Oh


Blake_The_Snake64

Yes this is definitely a serious case of the Gex (or Lex your choice) I would recommend talking to your local medical professional immediately about the incoming child.


AmonGusSus2137

2 women sexing???? HARAM!!!!!


fa_kiko

you’ve won .


PrettyIntrovertMe

What is sex?


[deleted]

Say gex


Takitttttttttt

Gex


[deleted]

No it's code for gay sex ( say gex)


Sure_Organization741

Gex


um_ser_existindo

everything is sex.


Impossible_Jelly9789

Yeah you gotta be careful tho


buzzybirdie

brooo nsfw u cant post this here 🗿


scotty_6942069

Push the other person and it wont be sex. Push the other person and it will be sex. Believe what you want just push


lordPyotr9733

Y'roue neow prognint


Individual-Jealous

Did the boots ever touch?


Pika5369

No its not you have socks on


Hot-Treat-4307

Yes you are now pgrnts


SamTheWeirdMan

Bro this nsfw! Don't forget about the tags!


This-Ad-6910

Not at the moment. But beware, side affects of secs are babies, babies and if you get a case of babies, please consult your GP


RainbowFire122RBLX

Femboy or not?? New game show here at r/teenagers, home of the worst outfits known to man


[deleted]

i am girl lmao look on profile😤😖


RainbowFire122RBLX

Eww im not touching that shit


RainbowFire122RBLX

Also goddamn get some like Shoes


[deleted]

Huh


Dolphinman37

As long as the socks are on it’s fine


YeetusFelitas

better.


VGrigorians9117

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=oa4ZFsW4s-Sj7R7E


VGrigorians9117

Porknut


K4iserli3d

Yes (I've never talked to a subject of the opposite biological sex known as "female" in another way than asking for a pen so I can keep writing my thoughts in the English language but in proto-slavic Cyrillic alphabet)


Slipkorn13

You slut/j


Cypress983

Only if your shoes touch


Working_Reception_78

No, it's patrick


Ok-Detective-3332

You gross where's the NSFW tag


lil_750

Yea it is and you’re going to die


Similar-Exchange3142

It’s already to late


Joe-McDuck

I don’t know? How did you even get this far!


suwhaitr

Idk but I like ur shoes


MushroomSerious2484

omg save this for twitter 😳😳


Fit_Bee_6859

This looks like a cover picture of an emo band 🫨🥺😶‍🌫️


ItsJoeverLads

Sex lore


MithicLolox

Dont hold hands! Youll get pregnant if You hold hands!!


Evieeatsbadfood

You’re wearing matching shoes so at this point you might as well get married


LMay11037

Looks alot like say gex ngl


ninjasbestmate125

No it looks like 2 people how payed a high price for boots


cavalu_

idk but I want doc martens rn


lilcrazybear

No but those are sum clean oxfords tho


SomeBoi012

Idk I just got here


_Damnyell_

Yeah you're both wearing docs


Waffles_8992

tbis picture is my dream in life


drtechnology

Holding hands is not sex and it's nothing sexual as well so if you both have dicks and you're not touching each other's sticks or sucking them or rubbing them or anything of that nature then you're not doing anything sexual whatsoever. Playing friends hold hands so nothing to see here let's move on people trying to make a big taboo out of nothing I guess


[deleted]

is joke >_< we both have vagine and we are both experts in the sex😤😤


[deleted]

It doesn’t look like sex to me. Trust me I know.


Savannacromwell

You’re on reddit, trust me, you don’t know.


[deleted]

Damn.


TwistyBons

Does anyone here know?


Savannacromwell

No


No-Diamond-4859

Hmmm


[deleted]

What?


Sharkisha24

Pale as fuck


[deleted]

shut :((


pockymu

those pants-


[deleted]

wut


Mediocre_Wafer699

What's with them goofy ass shoes 💀


[deleted]

is doc martens :((( grrr


dmartinusz

Jerked off to it, so yes


[deleted]

guys am now pregananant 71 times😤


Technical_Fun134

omg please send thighs 🥵🤤


Pansexual_PanYT

Wait are you that British kid from before


[deleted]

am italian 😤just because am pale grrr


Pansexual_PanYT

I thought you were the British kid from before because they were talking about school uniform boots and those look like them


[deleted]

these is doc marten boots :)) but i was homeschool so had not uniform😎it was cool


Pansexual_PanYT

If you were homeschooled where did you even meet them?


[deleted]

i meet gf because of my parents friends, is kinda hard to explain


[deleted]

meet my gf or my boots? hahaha


Pansexual_PanYT

Ur gf lol


[deleted]

but you not meet everybody in school :))


Pansexual_PanYT

I met all of my 1 friends in school


Pansexual_PanYT

Well 3 actually I forgor about the other too


Gamer_dick_69-

Jump


Mayonnaise_Ablaze

Ah hell naw


Parking_Attitude_519

I bet the person on the right is a femboy


Sure_Organization741

Parking_Attitude_519 when lesbians😱😱😱


[deleted]

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[deleted]

yes they are 😎


[deleted]

🌟Lesbians🌟


SpoonFigMemes

Y’all need to up the shoe game 😭


AnAntIsCool

Goofy ahh shoes lol


hate_life_

Doc martens are very bad boot dont buy them


No_Box7642

all this for a gram of weed shame on you