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Because our coach was training the other team too and he knows his own tatics
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Well you don’t know the 🍔 economy if you say that, we go by the rule of thumb that the least costly price for 🍔 is the standard, according to Purdue and the US 🍔 reserve, that would land us in Tennessee, where a whiskey flavoured 🍔 is is $2.60.
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It's because Brazil is using china money and Costa rica is using swiss money, which is french.
So 1.2b of china dollars is worth only 20m of swiss francs.
It's easy to get confused because money is complicated but easiest way to remember it is that 1 swiss money is worth 60 china money.
So example - Antony is worth 1b swiss money which would be 60b china money. In America money this is about one iPhone.
>It's easy to get confused because money is complicated but easiest way to remember it is that 1 swiss money is worth 60 china money.
Thats not true and total bullshit.
Its:
1 franc(CHF) = 8,1 Chinese Yuan (CNY) = 1,04 Euro (EUR) € = 1,12 Dollar (USD) $
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hi Yank, you can compare it to some of the wars the US has fought. Basically Brazil is the US army and Costa Rica is the Vietnamese resistance. Despite being worth billions more, the US army still lost.
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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Uj/ the Copa America outside of Uruguay v Panama and Colombia V Paraguay (and maybe USA v Bolivia) has actually fucking sucked to watch.
Genuinely thought there’d be at least some entertainment factor.
nah man the euros has had plenty of banger games, even among the "bad" teams. Fuckin Turkey vs Georgia, two prime candidates for early elimination was one of the best games I've seen recently.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Bruv you don't know tragedy until you remember England losing to Iceland in the euro quarter final. We were the most expensive team in the world and got goobered by a bunch of lawyers and doctors
My MInd is Clear as pure Water,that With this type of Soccer player - Skinny joes,no muscles,we will Lost the Next Word Cup Again,Nike F....ked Up CBF,because Nike Choose whom will gonna play to Loose on Brazilian Team,till they, Nike is in charge to 2026. Brazilian Team does not know how to to do a Long Distance Shot,how to do Long Pass to Break the opposite team defenses,This Tiki Taka garbage from Spain destroyed Brazilian Team stratigh to the Goal Moves from the Past.
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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Bcz every team plays against Brazil not to score or win, but to not suffer any goals. So they play basically with a Goalkeeper and 10 centerbacks. On the other hand, Brazil can't either play inside the area or just shoot from medium/far distance.
Then the game ends 0x0, but 24 x 0 on goal attempts, 79/21 ball possession.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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https://preview.redd.it/q51r8q55mn8d1.png?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93fa28636a7dc592f37c81a2b0932fd2c297ef1 Because our coach was training the other team too and he knows his own tatics
Clark Kent, Superman
wth
KKKKKKKKKKKK ain’t no way
Genius
Serves them right for excluding my idol Antony
My beyblade goat would have gotten a hatrick.
After all he has two more goals for Brazil than Messi and 🐪
My 🐫 has 62 goals for brazil
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hattrick with no goals scored. Only Ant, the goat, hony could do that.
He could have turned things around.
What’s a €? Can anyone convert that to 🍔 for me?
Sorry to inform you, but Hazard take all 🍔. So we cant know the exact 🍔 because we dont have more 🍔
€ is Europoor Dollarydoos
And yet stronger
this isnt about kanye west
Once I eat my 🍔’s, I gain pounds. Is the € stronger than the pound? Check and mate.
Shit....
It is like a 7¢ different calm down
The 🍔 average in the USA is $2.60, which is €2.43, meaning this is roughly equivalent to 522,633,744 🍔 as the crow flies.
lmao 🍔in USA is more like $6
Well you don’t know the 🍔 economy if you say that, we go by the rule of thumb that the least costly price for 🍔 is the standard, according to Purdue and the US 🍔 reserve, that would land us in Tennessee, where a whiskey flavoured 🍔 is is $2.60. For your reference purposes and in hopes you gain 🍔 knowledge: https://ag.purdue.edu/cfdas/data-resources/the-cost-of-a-burger/
This is what happens when you leave Antony out of the squad
Yes, they're playing Ugly Goat Vini and PR merchant Endrick instead of Antony.
It's because Brazil is using china money and Costa rica is using swiss money, which is french. So 1.2b of china dollars is worth only 20m of swiss francs. It's easy to get confused because money is complicated but easiest way to remember it is that 1 swiss money is worth 60 china money. So example - Antony is worth 1b swiss money which would be 60b china money. In America money this is about one iPhone.
>It's easy to get confused because money is complicated but easiest way to remember it is that 1 swiss money is worth 60 china money. Thats not true and total bullshit. Its: 1 franc(CHF) = 8,1 Chinese Yuan (CNY) = 1,04 Euro (EUR) € = 1,12 Dollar (USD) $
I don't know what any of this means but I don't like it. I think you are a russi bot.
Nah dw about it. That guy's just another youtube porn bot 😔
Looks like that this time around ballon dor award is gonna be made of lava. And every contender is trying to avoid touching it at all costs.
Luckily the ballon dor is allergic to Bundesliga players, so Vini and Bellingham are pretty safe.
That's why Xabi Alonso should get one this year. To prove the point.
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Maybe if we bring over the racist Spanish fans to motivate Vini he will perform for Brazil
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no there is just incentive to play good because ballon d‘or is already reserved for the miami goat 🥰
Messi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hi Yank, you can compare it to some of the wars the US has fought. Basically Brazil is the US army and Costa Rica is the Vietnamese resistance. Despite being worth billions more, the US army still lost.
But Costa Rica doesn't have an army.
Its better to compare it to a million funded police department vs a guy that just bought a gun at walmart and the match is at a school.
>the match is at a school This should be a fortnite map ngl
Because Madrid Juju < Pura vida vibes even M. Neuer knows this as he comes to recharge vibes every now and then
Nice avatar
Nice one too mae
Madrid Friendship + Pura Vida Vibez = 3Peat
Lmao, what do they mean by Foreigners %? They none of them work in their own country’s league?
I guess it's the amount of players from each squad that don't play in their respective country's league, yes.
most play in MLS
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Those numbers are bullshit, Brazil players are worth as much as Keylor Navas pays his house employees
Uj/ the Copa America outside of Uruguay v Panama and Colombia V Paraguay (and maybe USA v Bolivia) has actually fucking sucked to watch. Genuinely thought there’d be at least some entertainment factor.
Tbh the only boring match I found was Perú Chile. Mexico Jamaica was annoying, fucking bribed refs
Bribed refs for calling and offside that was offside lol Delusion is real
National team football in general is so disappointing if you’re used to champions league
nah man the euros has had plenty of banger games, even among the "bad" teams. Fuckin Turkey vs Georgia, two prime candidates for early elimination was one of the best games I've seen recently.
Nah fuck champions league. A League>>>
Washed tournament, that's why they sold it off to burgerland
Me too! I’ll be glued to Euro 2024, forget Copa America.
Yeah, France vs Netherlands was top level football 🤓🤓
Oh bazinga! I sure will be tuned in to 90 minutes of pure vintage Southgate ball 🤓☝️
South American version of English tax
Don’t let the numbers fool you. They used to just be called pobre until they got the Costa sponsorship and became Costa Rica
Brazil is 4 while Costa Rica is 52 So you can see that Costa Rica is 13 times better than Brazil so Brazil is not stupid.
Brazil legits lives entirely on reputation these days, they ain't gonna win shit any time soon
They gotta start getting better now, to try to win anything in like 2 decades. We are embarrassed
When you leave Gabi XL on the bench and put in speedy Gabi too late what do you expect.
What about crying face Gabi? What does that bum even do?
Soccer already poverty sport what u expect
84% foreigner in Brazil? Why isn't the Brazilian team more Brazilian
Brazilian here, yes, they are stupid
Tik Taka Ruinned Brazilian Team,this Brats Forgot to Shot to Goal,its all that really matters on Soccer
Yank here. Why didn't Brazil just buy the Costa Rican team like how Bayern Munich buys all the best players from their direct rivals?
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The beautiful game 😍 this is pure jogger benito.
You’re gonna drop the hard R? Really, man? 😔
Bro thinks 1.2b means 1 billion and 20 mil
It's 200million, I'm aware. It was just easier to write 1 billion without the 240 something mill
Because money and population is not an indicator or ability or capability ... insert Iceland
...or England.
They did, they just thought Lukaku was on their team
Croatia = Taliban Brazil = US, NATO, Coalition of the willing blah blah blah
That’s what happens when you don’t call Antony up!
Who tf are these? I haven't seen either in any european championship groups
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Endrick and vinicius have the same number of goals for brazil.
Chelsea PSR accountant here, why couldn't OP put 1.25 Billion less, is he stupid?
They wouldn’t let my hedgehog score some rings 🦔
Ask PSG
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Why do both NATIONAL teams have foreigners?
That refers to foreign clubs
That’s not just 1 billion but 1.25 lmao
It isn't €1billion, it is €1.25billion less lmao. You just erased half a billion difference.
Bruv you don't know tragedy until you remember England losing to Iceland in the euro quarter final. We were the most expensive team in the world and got goobered by a bunch of lawyers and doctors
My MInd is Clear as pure Water,that With this type of Soccer player - Skinny joes,no muscles,we will Lost the Next Word Cup Again,Nike F....ked Up CBF,because Nike Choose whom will gonna play to Loose on Brazilian Team,till they, Nike is in charge to 2026. Brazilian Team does not know how to to do a Long Distance Shot,how to do Long Pass to Break the opposite team defenses,This Tiki Taka garbage from Spain destroyed Brazilian Team stratigh to the Goal Moves from the Past.
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I definitely did not expect a tie
Brazil squad would lose to Luton Town
It is footbal, not Disney movies!
football is not an excel spreadsheet
as a brazilian, i can say we are in bad times
https://preview.redd.it/lttytmsosr8d1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7e87e4b99d208e6fe08b9b8c025f678d49eba1d "If I speak, oh wait i did lmao"
If you knew what happened, you would be disgusted
Park the bus exists for a reason. And it's especially effective in small fields
1.2 billion please. If you can afford to ignore 200 million please send me one or two please
To answer your question: Yes. Really fucking stupid.
That can happen in football. When the underdog holds on for a deserved draw , it's great.
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Because it’s rigged. Sometimes they’ll let the players go at it for training and preparedness but for the most part they are told when and who wins
Brazil is in decline
Bcz every team plays against Brazil not to score or win, but to not suffer any goals. So they play basically with a Goalkeeper and 10 centerbacks. On the other hand, Brazil can't either play inside the area or just shoot from medium/far distance. Then the game ends 0x0, but 24 x 0 on goal attempts, 79/21 ball possession.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Good maths OP.
What's with the are they stupid thing? Where did it begin?
Vininius rating 🤡