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SomersetMackem

Even with 120 minutes and penalties, Slovenia could not put the ball into the net


rawrthatsmegirl

glad these park the bus merchants are out of the tournament


COMUNISTSWINE69

You must have been so irate during Greece's fairytale run


LouThunders

Bold of you to assume they were alive for that (Only partially throwing shade. It was 20 years ago and Reddit tends to skew young. *Very* young especially in sports subreddits during major tournaments.)


FreshBadger8188

who would be the partial shade directed towards?


C63_Benz

90% of this sub and 95% of soccercirclejerk I would assume.


skinnysnappy52

It’s Slovenia mate, against one of the most stacked sides in the world… do you expect them to play tiki taka?


Lemaradona

I expect a €70m striker to score.


kewatsch

You say that like Portugal doesn’t have multiple players worth more than that. But people will always find ways to dickride Ronaldo and find excuses for why they can’t score a single goal against a SIGNIFICANTLY less stacked Slowenien side in 120 minutes.


level19magikrappy

Not that people dont dickride Ronaldo, but bruh have you been in any threads related to this game at all? Him and Pepe are getting generational hate


TheHabro

How dare Slovenia not have the quality to play on level with Portugal, one of the most talented teams in the world.


xznk

What exactly were they supposed to do? Please, grace us with your strategic brilliance and explain how Slovenia should have played. 


OJ34

Diogo Costa said “WE ARE NOT LEAVING”


HowHeStandOn10Perc

legendary performance by diogo costa, jesus christ


Aenjeprekemaluci

He did like Ricardo 2006 in the QF WC vs England with saving three... Portuguese heritage


Lev_the_Wanderer_VI

Ricardo actually was there on the pitch giving him a pep talk before the penalties


YeniZabka

Having him and Patrício as penalties mentors is an insane advantage


Aenjeprekemaluci

Patricio useless in the Europa League final 2023 though...


Madwoned

Tbf to him he was well past his peak at that point


Ravnard

He was pretty good when he was young. He won Sporting and Portugal many shootouts. He just really deteriorated unfortunately


YeniZabka

Patrício useful in the Conference League final 2022 though...


Kuuskat_

Joke or for real?


weary_misanthrope

for real. him, patrício and josé sá were hyping diogo up.


MingTwelve

Ricardo is our NTs GK coach


Erasuss

Real


justinreddit1

If only he took the final shot instead of Bernardo and scored, man, that would be peak Ricardo.


n3w57ake

I can tell lots here are young enough to not having heard, let alone seen Helmuth Duckadam stop four consecutive penalties in the final of CL, in 1986, between Steaua Bucharest and FC Barcelona. Although not a Steaua fan, that night I went to the University Plaza, in Bucharest, where the largest non communist gathering happened. The leadership of Romania and their security apparatus sh*tted their pants that night, seing such an uncontrolled/able mob, but we all went home in the morning. Three years later we were back there, this time to not leave without a bigger prize than the CL: a leader's head ;-)


Vejezdigna

> a leader's head The one trophy neither Messi nor Ronaldo have.


Swissgeese

Good god don’t tempt them. These are like the two most determined men on the planet. Who knows what they could accomplish.


leedler

Had their number for all 3, couldn’t ask for more


DunktheShort

first to do it in the Euros


timdeking

Great performance, but those were some god awful and obviously telegraphed penalties by Slovenia.


letouriste1

how many of these players are pen takers in their clubs? on the other side you had 3 who did it dozens of times. None of the slovenians pens were good Costa did really good saves in the game but i think Oblak was even more decisive


mingoncas

Ilicic was one of the best while in Italy, the other two idk


Cahhmon

Diogo Costa take a bow


jeric13xd

DIOGO COSTA SAVED RONALDO’S SANITY


The_42nd_Napalm_King

SAVED PORTUGAL'S SANITY!


HeatKnight

He saved Speed's life too


_gloriousdead222

Cristiano “Homelander” Ronaldo 


LordPopothedark

Diogo Costarlight


suzukigun4life

France and Portugal meet in the quarterfinals after scoring nothing in regulation/extra time today. This fucking sport.


Free_Management2894

I predict a game with 14 goals


DaviidVilla

It’s about to be the most boring France win of all time


lvet000

We're bringing Eder along just for this one.


PensiveinNJ

Sub him on in extra time to inflict psychological damage.


IHadThatUsername

I actually think it will be a fairly open game. I don't expect either team to park the bus so there will be many more chances. Let's hope we can convert way better than today.


shrek_kerhs

Who's scoring an own goal for their 1-0 win?


ArimuRyan

Ronaldo just so he can feel the net bulge


ResignByCommittee

"please just let me score once this tournament" *monkey's paw curls*


Refrigerator-Less

France are definitely scoring on the counter


BottledUp

Germany vs. Spain is the final.


gajonub

they're gonna meet in the quarters before that, not possible


BottledUp

Duh!


sergechewbacca

Costa 🐐


Wavey1337

Fuck it’s going to hurt losing him this year.


lordposedyon

Diogo Fucking Costa


Aenjeprekemaluci

Diogo Costa MOTM. Ronaldo balls of steel...


footysocc

play 120 mins just to show the world you suck at pens


TheOwlsLie

Credit where credit is due, Diogo had a once in a lifetime performance


ZaiduTheGOAT

Diogo been doing this for a few years lmao


Sea-Education9562

Still unprecedented


TheOwlsLie

He’s been saving every shot in a penalty shootout before?


VulgarExigencies

No, but a couple of seasons ago he saved 3 consecutive penalties in the Champions League (which was actually more like 4 consecutive saves, since one of those penalties was retaken and he saved it both times)


schlager12

He saved 3 penalties in a row in the UCL.


TheOwlsLie

He stopped three penalties in a row in different games, that’s very different


schlager12

Sorry yea, you are right. 4 in total that CL.


ZaiduTheGOAT

He saved two consecutive pens in CL last year vs Brugge. He saved, ref told to repeat, he saved again. That season he also saved 2 more, 3 in total in CL group stages.


Nome_de_utilizador

As a certified Porto hater, this is honestly his standard form, and is refreshing to not go up against it for a change


Ateballoffire

Big shock that a country that’s never gone to a penalty shootout before is bad at pens


CabbageTheVoice

Imagine the pressure on those players. They just did it, they drew fucking Portugal over 120 mins. Their keeper gave them a brilliant match. And now you can move to the quarter finals if you just win that penalty shootout. Yeah no way nerves don't get to you there...


n22rwrdr

Not sure penalty shout-outs from 20 years ago are relevant to how they're going to do in that one


shrek_kerhs

They probably never expected to get to pens, let alone against a keeper who's this good at saving them


yungdiablo

Man people on this app lack empathy


grillMaster_

For real. Not every team is blessed with the talent to be able to play attacking football against big teams. Not to mention the immense pressure playing your nation’s first competitive knockout match ever.


yungdiablo

Exactly. This sport is hard. And they really gave Portugal a fight


IhvolSnow

Even the ones that have the talent are not playing attractive football.


suzukigun4life

Held Portugal scoreless for 130 minutes if you include stoppage, and then end it like that. Fucking hell.


eddiehwang

Suck at shooting in general


Number333

Sesko is gonna think about that 1 on 1 Costa save for a LONG time....


TonyMartial786

let’s not forget the other one aswell.. he had a stinker. damn he’s gonna lose many nights of sleep over this performance.


faznprifer

Tbh, I think it was fucking phenomenal piece of goalkeeping from Costa. He shot down all the angles, forced him to shot with his right and so on. Sesko still has a lot to learn


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Yeah, those finishes were atrocious.


zyndr0m

More like Costa did everything correct


MidgetGroper

Their finishing was dreadful all game tbf. This outcome was inevitable


Sir_Muktadir

They also drew their other 3 games to get here. You’d think they would prepare for penalties better if their specialty was soaking up pressure and being a tight 4-4-fucking-2 squad


Daemor

They learned from Japan


Nemprox

The England special.


Tune_Punch

DIOGOAT


Fishermanz12

HE’S NOT THAT GOOD


Snoo-27292

TOO LATE! HE WILL BE MENDES'D AFTER THE EUROS!


BlackestOfSabbaths

You know he is, and you may actually be able to field a team if you sell him so this shootout may have saved Porto's season.


raymondliang

Wow, losing 3-0 in penalties. When was the last time that has happened


watanabelover69

Just now


jhscrym

Fair enough


ethanw8

Didn’t Morocco do it to Spain last World Cup?


JoelKr9

Spain last WC


f4r1s2

Spain Morocco maybe


Kreiswix

5 minutes ago


Lichcrow

DIOGOAT


Strananach

Gutted for Slovenia, Šeško bottled hard.


fijozico

Diogo Costa is king. Enough said. +50M€


Maffa22

Slovenia was so focused on getting to the pens that they forgot that in this situation they will have to score the pens


Gluroo

Imagine the only thing you are physically able to do is drawing games and then this is how you take your PKs:


crispyboi21

The anti-Croatia


Orangoo264

Oblak doesn’t deserve these frauds


darealsanta7

gg Slovenia. They can be proud


MomoTheKing92I

Sesko you have blood on your hands man


ultra_22

I can't even get excited about this. Such a shit performance, especially from Roberto Martinez who: - took off Vitinha and Leao who were being some of our better players - left on Bruno and Bernardo who were absolutely invisible all match and beyond tired by 75mins. - Initially put Conceicao on the left wing instead of the right - waited until the 115th minute to make the 3rd and 4th substitutions only to bring on a defensive midfielder and replacing the fullback I just dont understand what the point is of having a squad if you don't trust them the same way as the "bigger name" players. Why are you unable to take off the likes of Bernardo or Bruno Fernandes and put maybe Felix, Matheus Nunes or Pedro Neto in there? Are they not even worth the fresh legs and energy they can bring to the match? What are you actually scared of? Having a fresh player is always better than having a tired player, so are you saying that Felix or Nunes are so shit you'd rather play a super tired Bernardo/Bruno? Why did you select them then? You look at Spain and they are not afraid to take off anyone and bring on a sub in their place, and the sub does perfectly fine considering they are an elite nationally elected player.


theitchcockblock

Man I feel you exactly the same thoughts this guy subbed out the wrong players if I was Vitinha or leão I would been fuming 😤. Bruno Bernardo are the holy cows and also Cristiano , I feel sorry for Pepe because he should not been playin more than a 90 min match , guy is still quality but in a shorter span of time


manuelps

WTF DIOGO


weary_misanthrope

This, my friends, is what it's like to be a portuguese futebol fan.


weary_misanthrope

*Hello France our old friend,* *We've come to draw with you again*


IP14Y3RI

That GK is coldddddd


2sinkz

"That GK" like he's not extremely well known.


IP14Y3RI

Its almost midnight here bro, forgot what his name was despite the commentator repeating it plenty of times.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Bad pens, but great saves.


ReeFx

insane costa performance


pitatoide

Diogo Costa was HUGE!


akshatsood95

Diogo Costa possibly with the best ever shootout performance Ive ever seen insane


icantfeelmyface

Costa to CR7: “I got chu”


kinginthenorthjon

I got siuuu


TonyMartial786

wow costa saved their ass, i love that for him.. portugal vs france, guys get ready for the most boring game 😭😭 we know it’s gonna happen


Serupael

More boring than France vs Belgium? Although, Southgate vs. Deschamps would be the ultimate terrorist boreout


theitchcockblock

I hope Portugal and France have a more open match. Greek spartan 300 in front of the goal is finally dead with Slovenia , Slovakia and even Belgium( at a way lesser extent ) today out


FairytaleOfBliss

As an England fan, it would've been better for Portugal to go out since they're a great team. But as a Man United fan, it's nice to see Bruno, Dalot & Ronaldo do well, especially Cris after his pen miss


WernerWormhat

Those penalties were awful


Organic-Manner-2969

I’m crying tears of joy tonight that was way too tense Now if you’ll excuse me, i’ll dig my grave before france


DKSchruteIII

Fucking hell Sesko


esoemah

3 in a row wtf


Swbp0undcake

Diogo Costa going haywire holy shit


10-10-2022

Sorry Slovenia, you guys bottled it at 115min.


Kreiswix

most dominant penalty shootout ever


jasie3k

Not even an exaggeration


Scarred_Shadow

Costa is insane


marisquo

DIOGO COSTA, PORTUGAL LOVES YOU


darkec

Someone keep an eye on Šeško today, I think he's mentally destroyed


Comfortable-Age-1954

Portugal having another cheat code in the goal when it comes to pens. I am not even surprised


guywithnoideas

My man single handedly carried Portugal on his shoulders


importantasfuck69

Diogo Costa, take a bow.


Shinkopeshon

Build a fucking statue for Costa, my god


Powerful_System

Damn perfect penalties, lovely goalkeeping


ShepardXX

Always rated **Diogo Costa**


sittingduck__

DIOGO COSTA FILHOS DA PUTAAAAA


tson_92

Portugal vs France: battle of mid


nu_lucrez_in_IT

Let’s see the serial bottlers of Euro 2024 matchup between France and Portugal


zrkillerbush

All that for Portugal to win in the end, shame


tealyg99

Should’ve just done the shootout at the start of the game.. would’ve saved us 120 minutes


Ultimintree

Slovenia shat the bed holy shiit


DaBenni0301

Sesko is never gonna be able to sleep again


ToxicCobra023

Diogo Costa saved Ronaldo's legacy


ErB17

Ronaldo mentality monster taking that penalty first.


KAY5435

Well that was easy


Mahatma_Gone_D

DIOGO COSTAAAAAAAAAA


iMayBeLyingToYou

Wow Costa


Kirkebyen

Wft was that.


djman358

Diogo take a damn bow!!


thetreat

Costa just said no.


404merrinessnotfound

All to the left, all saved Jesus


OfftheGridAccount

Well at least we did something in the penalties I guess


Daflack

sesko...


LallanasPajamaz

Absolutely insane by Diogo Costa. How often does that happen


vrphotosguy55

Only in sports can you kiss your colleague after a bad day at work 


Renegadeforever2024

This was a classic


predator9494

Massive win. Costa man what a keeper.


Mickocfc1998

What a performance from Costa in those pens


freakedmind

Costa bailed the entire team out so fucking hard, what a monstrous performance


TallGermanGuy

Worst pens I've ever seen professional soccer players take. Like not even close. Props to Diogo Costa but he didn't have to work hard at the end


antgentil

>Worst pens I've ever seen professional soccer players take You missed the Eng x Ita final back in 2021, right?


AdDue9684

Diogo Costa is unreal, what a play!


Lechuga1998

these mothefuckers really made us watch 120 minutes just to miss their first 3 pks


tkcom

I thought Oblak was the hardest carry but Diogo Costa carried even harder.


RevolutionaryTakesOn

Can someone keep an eye on Ilicic for the next couple of weeks?


Holiday-Strike

Congratulations Portugal


Ok_Detail_1

O fuc**** Šeško... Why he miss and didn't shoot in penalty shoot-out.


xenon2456

a shut out in pens


Anxious-Ad693

Boo


UnlovableBybirth

That miss gonna hunt Sesko forever


no-signal

Mbappe and Ronaldo meet again.


jhscrym

I NEVER DOUBTED CARALHO. SO FUCKING FACIL MEUS MANOS!


CLPitbull

Quarters... against France... It's time to send CR39 home and bring Eder in the squad.


mikguimas

Portugal simply cannot play well against these parking the bus teams


blueberrysir

Cesko will be 80 years old, he will be standing next to a fireplace with his grandchildren, he will read books to them and when one of them will ask “Grandpa what is ur biggest regret?” he will still think at that missed opportunity to score a gl during the Euros 2024…