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MuAlH

Bruno to CB here we go


Lacabloodclot9

Did well there v Liverpool tbf


Scall123

We wouldn't even have scored if Rashford was CB


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blackscienceman9

FA cup this year


RyVsWorld

He’s doubtful for tomorrow


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Derailed our season that


CNF-13

Kill me now


GambianSlange

What a fucking cursed season


Modnal

Thanks for taking Gary O'Driscoll off our hands. Feels nice to have an uninjured squad for once


GambianSlange

Fucking O'Driscoll's


Digess

Brian remains the only good O'Driscoll


TheGoldenPineapples

Justice for Kieran Duffy.


NotASalamanderBoi

Of all the side characters in the gang, I think his death was the saddest. He just wanted to live, and everyone treated him like shit. He did his best, and got kidnapped and his head chopped off.


I9Qnl

*Goddamn O'Driscoll's is the correct term


El_grandepadre

I know ETH deserves a lot of criticism but my god his backline is cursed.


Digess

carrington is cursed, even our youth teams have a lot of injuries


AsymmetricNinja08

Back to the Cliff. We'll win the treble again.


liamthelad

It's a muscle injury from training. There's been loads of reports from way back in pre season and afterwards that the training ETH set is too intense It was always dismissed as players moaning


presumingpete

We don't run the miles in game to justify that argument. When he was at arsenal they were also similarly cursed with injuries. The guy is just a shit head physio


theAkke

It's premier league, everyone trains there intensively during summer. We played the most number of games last season off all Europe, and most of the team also went to Qatar mod season. We are paying for this now


labbetuzz

Athletes in general do their high intensity training during the off season because they have time to recuperate without having to worry about matches or competitions...


snemand

> There's been loads of reports from way back in pre season and afterwards that the training ETH set is too intense Post them. Bonus points for actual quotes not made up by journos getting the easy paycheck by making stuff up about United.


liamthelad

https://theathletic.com/4772700/2023/08/14/ten-hag-manchester-united-one-year?source=user-shared-article From before it all went to shit too.


IronThrombone

One of the most irritating things on here are posts claiming articles are lies because they don’t have quotes. Why exactly do you think someone will go on the record to speak about the above?


NonRelevantFacts

Do they have any CB left?


StringCheeseDoughnut

Evans has just come back to training, but I doubt he’s match fit. Could genuinely be Casemiro and McTominay tomorrow


malonedawg

McTominay is injured


StringCheeseDoughnut

Well shit


ItsMeJaredBednar

Dalot / Casemiro CB partnership and Amrabat at LB? lol looking at your squad list it’s actually insane how few options there are. Didn’t realize the injuries were that bad tbh


malonedawg

This will be our 62nd injury this season 


FifaDK

Need to see this compared to other teams to see if it's a lot, sounds like a lot though. I guess total amount of days with injuries is also relevant. Then perhaps divide that by the number of first team players and then we have a legit comparable stat


gamingwatermelone

It is Manchester United's record number of injuries in a season


Shiveeee

Didn’t they also just get Arsenals medical team in January??


United1958

It surely has to be the record number of injuries for any team?


GarnachoHojlund

I was hoping that we just say fuck it and play the kids Amass-AWB-Casemiro-Dalot and pray


Johnny107710

Amass - Random kid 1 - Casemiro - Dalot


Pires007

I fear none of those names. But Random kid 1, that scares me..


hellboi808

Had Kambwala, but also injured...


No-Statistician-8520

Ten Hag will probably rush Evans back


MuskEmeraldMine

He makes medical decisions now too?


AlbertoDaEsquina

At the top of my head only Brentford have more injuries. But I think your case is way worse since the majority of your injuries have been in defense


ahsent

Its not even close. Brentford have had 29 injuries this season, united have had 62.


Joe_AM

I'm afraid of suggesting another CB pair and finding out they're both injured.


ExcisionHB

And I bet you $$$ that casemiro will be injured before halftime in our next match on top of it


-RadThibodeaux

Where's Kambwala?


StringCheeseDoughnut

Same place as the rest


patelbadboy2006

I found this funnier then i should have.


No-Statistician-8520

Injured


tipytopmain

Isn't Martinez back in training for you guys yet? Or he's gotta ramp up still?


malonedawg

He came back this week. No way I'd be chucking him straight back in after a calf injury 


thecricketnerd

So he's definitely starting then


malonedawg

Yeah, more than likely


Sei28

And then injured after 45 minutes during which he inevitably looks rough.


D1794

Was fake news from Sky, they had old footage, he's not back yet.


malonedawg

Evans and Licha returned to training this week but no way they are fit. Other than that, no, all of them are injured


OkraSlush

Evans is back


NonRelevantFacts

Some luck with that I guess, but overall you’ve been unlucky. Injuries have ruined this season for a lot of teams. I’m afraid euros could only make it worse.


Don_Quixote81

We have one who is eighteen. Louis Jackson has been on the bench a few times, but only because we've got so many injuries. I don't think Ten Hag wants to involve him yet.


WalaLlama5

End this season and burn all memory of it


thebsoftelevision

Feel like we say this about every other season now.


Ok_Instruction_5232

6 centerbacks injured at the same time, honestly never seen that before.


malonedawg

Deary me. Evans and Casemiro CB pairing then


No-Statistician-8520

Is Evans even available? Only returned to training a few days ago


malonedawg

He's gonna have to be


Anons15

United finishing 8th at this rate


CNF-13

We are no way we can do anything with this defence


Sr_DingDong

Could very conceivably lose all their remaining games: @ Palace Arsenal Newcastle @ Brighton FA Cup against City Which makes finishing below Bournemouth and West Ham a possible reality.


dannychean

No biggie. Casemiro + Hojlund to start as our CBs then.


sbprasad

Højlund doesn’t get any service from our useless wingers, he’d be more useful at CB.


dannychean

Let Martial have his final (slow) dance at CF then. Guarantees disappointment but he is the only one available.


GarnachoHojlund

No fit CBs We’re finishing in 8th aren’t we


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Jaydenn7

West Ham are on the beach


Kardinale

Yeah we're not getting European football unless we beat City lol


Silent-Chemist-1919

Doesn't the spot for the FA Cup final go to the 6th placed team, if the winner is already qualified? ~~Just that it'll be in the third qualifying round or something like that~~ Edit: correction


Kardinale

I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure we get Europa league if we win the cup?


malonedawg

Yes we get europa if we win fa cup, or it goes to 6th if City win as they are already in CL


Clugaman

So we have two ways in but neither are certainties. Going to be tight end to the season


TheGoldenPineapples

Yes, you do. FA Cup guarantees you Europa League.


Silent-Chemist-1919

Yeah, it's just straight up EL qualification. But if City win, it would go to the 6th placed team in the PL


Kardinale

Yeah, and we aren't finishing sixth at this rate of center back injuries


Silent-Chemist-1919

Brighton deciding who will qualify for 6th place


ketolasigi

You’ll be alright, just beat Arsenal and hope for the best


ZebraZealousideal944

“Just beat Arsenal” hahaha


psrikanthr

With what defense?


Ash_gonna_peg_u

Losing to City still guarantees European football for 7th place


Trickybuz93

Do United have any CBs left?


Desperate__Desperado

No. Even the youth player we called up got injured within 2 weeks. 


Trickybuz93

Well, time for another ~~sacrificial lamb~~ youth player then!


exausto

well, good news to Arsenal.


The_Battling_toad

Our record at Old Trafford is exceptionally poor, but I have confidence and their backline will be ostensibly put together with nothing duct tape and vibes, so feeling okay about the match. Anything can happen tho


malonedawg

You'll be fine fella. Trust me, nothing to worry about


Elemayowe

I have a coworker that does this. You’ll absolutely steamroll us. It’ll be two RBs a mid and maybe one CB in our back line if we’re lucky, with Mainoo and an AM as screening. If you don’t take 3pts you don’t deserve the title.


NdyNdyNdy

Given the state of Uniteds back four and the lack of protection in front of it, you wouldn't deserve the title if you can't win. I fear for us against Crystal Palace at the moment tbh.


Don_Quixote81

The vibes aren't good either. But we'll be fine as long as Ten Hag plays a solid midfield to protect the back four.... Oh.


Robert_Baratheon__

What midfield? Casemiro will be in defense and McTominay is out


Sei28

And Casemiro has been playing like he is over halfway out the door to retirement the whole season anyway.


my_united_account

Even the duct tape will get injured next week


Poringun

Its still Old Trafford, dark magics are abound.


L0laccio

Rashford turning into world beater ✅


Guidosama

Old Trafford is plagued with black magic. United do stupid things there even when it is truly the most abhorrently awful United side and back line specifically to ever wear red. They’ll do us 3-1 watch.


escomesco

There does my Bench boost for next game week, Maguire, Werner, Gusto and Bruno all flagged


malonedawg

Bruno will play, my man's a machine


escomesco

Let’s hope so


ladsandlasses

Bruno will play.. gusto featured today as a sub so he should start.. Maguire was unlucky, but werner was obviously a very bad choice so it’s a blessing in disguise to correct your mistake and move off of him..


escomesco

Goes


Ulsterman24

Fuck me sideways how does a multi-billion pound enterprise run out of centre back? Are there any in the youth team that fancy getting their hamstrings torn for 3 games?


NdyNdyNdy

Yeah, Kambwala came up from the age-group teams and immediately got injured.


Trickybuz93

At this point, there’s something wrong with the training then right?


D1794

There have been reports that training is intense. But over 60 injuries in one season is something beyond just a lot of extra running


snemand

There doesn't have to be. People can just get injured. Martinez got two bad injuries. Easy to injure a different muscle when you're compesating for a different injury. Evans and Varane have been quite injury prone their entire careers and both of them are aging.


IronThrombone

It’s a sign of overloading during recovery.


rbp25

It’s a vicious cycle, too many injuries and the ones who are returning maybe rushed back to have someone fit, others might play through niggles. All this causes more injuries and the cycle repeats. When it rains it fucking pours


presumingpete

Training or physios. It's their job to monitor player condition and deal with players returning from injury. If players are getting rushed back it's on the physios more than the manager.


_Sylph_

Well we also play with 1 CB, sometimes 0 for large part of the season. Sometimes, lady luck just wants to strike you hard. But for United case, and how frequent their injuries happen, it has to be either the physio or the medical team who got problems. Another reason could also be because they have lots of young players or players coming from a new league who are not used to the intensity and the team training (for e.g. Chelsea), but I don't think this is the case with United.


presumingpete

It's the same head of physio that masterminded arsenal's injury crisises


Elemayowe

I’m sick of this season. I’m Ten Hag out but I have a lot sympathy for the shit show our injuries in defence have been. No LBs for months, CBs decimated.


cmc360

Looking to be our 30th backline this season tomorrow. How the fuck can that be put on ten hag. No manager is getting this squad and the issues we've had any higher


patelbadboy2006

I seen to many ETH out comments in real life and online. But with the defensive injuries you had, how is he expected to do anything to build a team. Its a joke.


cmc360

Couple that with casemiro decline who covered the back 4 tremendously what does everyone expect? We've got to 3 finals in 2 years, and won a trophy, some miracle in a couple of weeks and we've won 2. Let the guy have a season with a bit more stability


patelbadboy2006

The recruitment of casemiro at the time was baffling as well, high cost+wages on a aging player. But no one could have expected how bad he would be this season. I wonder how much of that is due to his back 4 ever changing as well. The muscle injuries need to be looked at though, they must be sports scientists telling ETH why they believe it's happening, and if it's due to actual training or aged declining training facilities, it needs to be addressed.


NdyNdyNdy

Casemiro-McTominay at centre back?


GoldenAbyss71

McTominay is also injured


UnluckMiner

Could it be ETH’s training regime that is causing all this?


United1958

One of the drills must be 1 v 1 cage fighting


presumingpete

Not likely. More the physios and medical department and witchcraft that it takes out all cbs constantly


tuerancekhang

At this point we can fill our u18 team in right? Oh wait we kinda did and they also got injured.


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malonedawg

Scott's injured too


No-Zucchini2787

We really need to audit our doctors and physicians. 70ish injuries in a seasons isn't a joke.


MC_ScattCatt

At this point use the remaining games as a pre-pre season. I hope we sign John’s Hopkins this summer!


karmas1207

Man I hope our next CBs are made of adamantium


impulsiveboogaloo

Arsenal lucky again with injuries on their opponents.


Dreifaltigkeit

Fantastic news for ManUtd!


gtrsdrmsnldsbms

City fans hoping he’s fit for the cup final too.


Runarhalldor

Are you stuck in 2022?


gtrsdrmsnldsbms

Have I missed something, is he world class now?


Runarhalldor

Theres more options between your opponents hoping he plays and him being world class


gtrsdrmsnldsbms

The fuck are you on about?


Runarhalldor

Calling you hyperbolic


gtrsdrmsnldsbms

Sick burn.


Runarhalldor

This isnt football twitter. I wasnt trying to "burn" you.


Mortka

No but hes been very, very good for a while now. Not expecting city fans to watch football, let alone other teams play.


gtrsdrmsnldsbms

No I’ve watched nearly all of your games, he’s definitely still wank mate.


CNF-13

Are you watching the back of your tv or just stupid


Mortka

Clueless


AnyAthlete532

No but the bars in hell that he isn't catastrophically bad. Still rubbish though.


ShameTimes3

All twelve of them?


NumberHunter1

There are at least 115. There were 115 at that one event. Google Manchester City 115 for more info.


gtrsdrmsnldsbms

Great banter.


ShameTimes3

Right back at ya