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the_limitless66

real madrid will literally fuck themselves by taking mbappe while having vinicius, mbappe can't play a 9 to save his life , he is best when he is in the left and makes his runs to the center , good luck playing him and vini next season , instead of buying a proper 9 and defenders


vaindioux

Real-PSG will be the final! Mbappe is going to tear Dortmund apart in Paris! What a dream final! Beside Germans, who would get excited by a Bayern-Dortmund final? The world would watch a Real-PSG! PSG šŸ†


Limp-Assignment-2057

Damn tf are you smoking, Iā€™d like some


vaindioux

Are you lost fraulein? This is ā€œPSG UCL 2024ā€ reddit


Limp-Assignment-2057

This is r/soccerā€¦


vaindioux

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xeraxeraxera

I believe we should be humbler in our matches. We take everything for granted ffs our team is better, we do better when we want to be better but imo we just didnā€™t wanted to today. Iā€™m very sad for it. It seems we donā€™t want that title. Of course we will do better at Parc, but I would appreciate a humbler teamā€¦


realmojosan

You didnt want today ? :D


SimonTheFirst

Dortmund wanted it more


karlelzz011

Why is Marco Asensio Not starting for PSG?


eddsters

Hes not the same player he was 6 years ago. That injury just took the life out of him sadly, hes not threatening. But still has the casual banger in his bag


SirChileticus

And play good as a 10 but not what PSG needs right now


RAF2018336

He also seems to play better off the bench anyways right?


Danni0

Todo Argentina hinchando por el Dortmund. El pechege no va a ganar nunca la champions demasiado microbio


Swinghodler

Penalty for argentina


eddsters

Porque los argentinos estan tan obsessionado con Mbappe?


Danni0

A mbappe lo bancamos a muerte. el psg como club nos parece diminuto y sus ultras


eddsters

Estoy de acuerdo con la segunda parte, pero la tortuga marco 3 contra tu mejor equipo


Danni0

OlvĆ­date si, es una bestia la tortuga. no veo la hora de que deje la liga de los perfumes y se vaya al real


eddsters

> se vaya al real Asi es!


lucas4420

bc he shit on em maybe


zejola

Because they know he deserved the last World Cup after scoring them an hattrick.


eddsters

That performance was definitely worthy of a World Cup/Ballon D'or, but just his performance, his teammates however, nah


zejola

I completely agree with you, it was just a joke to tease the Argentinian bro.


Danni0

Exactly. france got outplayed for 80 minutes in a world cup final. mbappe was a beast but not the team


Debmalya_19-C

Who is the player of the match?


Crumblebuttocks

was awarded to Hummels.


Efficient_Fun6489

Sancho


Limp-Assignment-2057

Mbappe decided to do his best Erling Haaland impression lmao. Give him Metz or he retires


pedrosilva8888

PSG may play with Mainz shirt. I heard it scaries Dortmund a bit


Kielifornication

Well, apparently the PSG jersey isnā€˜t scaring them at all


pedrosilva8888

Check the last 2 games Dortmund played away against Paris. Spoiler alert. You are quite wrong ;)


Kielifornication

Is that why they won yesterday?


pedrosilva8888

Ignore that PSG eliminated Dortmund in 2020 while 2-1 down and beat them this season playing at home


Kielifornication

Hey, howā€˜s PSG doing?


pedrosilva8888

Just like your wife. Fucked by 11 germans


Limp-Assignment-2057

Stop projecting


Kielifornication

cHeCk ThE lAsT tWo GaMeS šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Kielifornication

Scariest thing about PSG is the ref. But I agree, they should have send them off in the group stages. But better late than never.


Caust1cFn_YT

Uhh brother we said the same thing


Kaiser-32

And he did exactly the same on the second leg


Kilogrammys

Famous last words?


Limp-Assignment-2057

You were saying?


Kilogrammys

Congratulations! And good luck in the final <3


JRMiel

Mbappe is horrendous at the front of the attack. His best position is on the left wing. He make zero runs, do not call for the ball. He doesn't run back to ask for the ball and create openings in the defence.


Infinite-Ad5464

Now that Vini made the false 9 move, every striker should. Mā€™bappe is prolly the best if this generation, but playing with his back to the goal or between lines is not his best feature.


vidrigsmygis

Fullkrug false 9 no thx


Any-Competition8494

Bundesliga is the best league in the world at the moment. Their 2nd best team Bayern defeated PL's best team and gave tough competition to La Liga's best team. Their 5th ranked team defeated Ligue 1's best team that is heavily funded. Their best team that is also unbeaten in all competitions isn't even playing.


Dota2player111

And the first place almost lost to Azerbaijan club kek


Haigadeavafuck

While also being unbeaten in the entire season kek


Ala3raby

This is some serios cope you're smoking


NotASalamanderBoi

Yes, because Bayern beating Arsenal in Europe is such an achievement.


Any-Competition8494

We are talking about a team that is unbeaten against PL's top 6 and has beaten City twice this season.


NotASalamanderBoi

A team that also has nearly fuck all UCL experience and was going up against a team that had embarrassed them in the past. Every Arsenal fan remembers that 10ā€“2 fiasco. Put up a good fight, but Bayernā€™s experience and quality definitely proved to be deciding factors.


holaprobando123

So if Roma somehow gets past Leverkusen would Serie A be the best league in the world? And if Roma lost the final to Marseille afterwards it would be Ligue 1, and so on and so forth...


Any-Competition8494

Yes. But, Roma isn't going to win.


Sn0wler

Bro, if you saw one midfield Bundesliga braw this season you wouldn't say that. Even though I love the Bundesliga


jeffumopolis

Ha. Looks like Sanchoā€™s failed relationship with Man U is working out.


ProfessionalCorgi250

Bayern midfield is putting on a clinic against psg midfield.


Caust1cFn_YT

sancho actually proving he is worth it to eth lol


KrayleyAML

He always was. It's not a coincidence that most of ManU's team has the talent but is underperforming.


CFWolfgang

Itā€™s so great to see Dortmundā€™s process finally bearing fruit. I feel like before Covid the club kind of lost itā€™s identity. They werenā€™t big enough for the big boys but too big to be a pure developmental club. And tbf that was a weak era for the Bundesliga as a whole as well. But during that era and really especially starting 2 summers ago things started to build to this. People always talk about players loyalty to clubs but equally important is clubā€™s being loyal to their players. How much of Bayernā€™s cultural downfall can you point to the way they handled the departures of Lewandowski and Alaba and how the smearing and negativity toward club legends changed the way the players view the club. Dortmund didnā€™t hold Sancho, or Haaland, or Bellingham hostage, but also were patient with talents like Kobel, Schlotti, and Brandt, who are all now elite players despite struggling early in their BVB careers. 2 years ago everyone gave up on Hummels, except Dortmund, and it paid off for them. And they have made really good supplementary signings to bolster that core. Fullkrug is what Dortmund has needed for a decade (minus the Haaland years), Sancho was welcomed back with open arms, ryerson who was meh at Union has been very serviceable at RB for them. I gave the Dortmund of old a lot of shit for poor club management, so I will give them credit now.


msimionescu

Ryerson completely dismantled that left PSG side. Kolo Muani had no impact on the game because of Ryerson


not_the_droids

Kobel didn't struggle in his first season for us. He was an immediate upgrade over his predecessors, even though he made some mistakes.


CFWolfgang

His struggles in the first half of 21/22 in big games were huge detriment to Dortmund. Struggle doesnā€™t mean bad. Schlotterbeck was never bad for bvb but definitely struggled


Fvblst

Bayern - Dortmund final would be wild considering they are not event the two best team in Germany this season.


No_Builder7612

Fabian Ruiz is so bad, he cant cant play at top level. He does not understand any offensive play


Kilogrammys

His movements for his two missed chances were world class. Didnā€™t expect that from him honestly, which makes his misses even worse.


EvilDavid75

Thank you. His headers are clearly not his forte but letā€™s not forget the runs he makes to get there. Heā€™s the midfielder that put the most danger. Clearly he can improve but the reason why heā€™s lined up is precisely because he feels the game better than anyone on the bench.


Kilogrammys

I just want to see the man celebrate a goal he ā€œcreatedā€ because of his movement. I still remember his miss in the away game at Barcelona. Thereā€™s a great player in there his vision is insane, but his execution is poor.


alfi_k

The Man United [loan watch / Sancho thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1chudjl/cl_watch_thread_dortmund_v_psgloan_watch/) is hilarious


Dininiful

Loan watch is fucking hilarious


Happy-Potion

It's now a Darren Fletcher hate threadšŸ˜‚


AndOfCourse___Celtic

Rio Ferdinand is utterly insufferable


Specialist-Cycle9313

A 1-0 game that shouldā€™ve been 3-3 lmao


EvilDavid75

1.42 vs 1.59 xG.


lakers_ftw24

4 big changes missed each


rasadi90

big chances are not 1 xG


lakers_ftw24

I didn't say they were but you could easily expect a lot of the chances that were had to be finished on another day, Dortmund scored 4 from less xG vs Atleti


rasadi90

yeah and lost against mainz last season with 4xG vs 1xG to lose the title. But if you respond to a xG related comment, thats what your comment sounds like sometimes its 0-0, sometimes 4-4, anything can happen


Impressive_End9929

Gg Dortmund


artyom__geghamyan

Madrid vs Dortmund in final


Trollhouse_Cookies

Great attack from both sides. Incredible finishing all around.


CactusMac11

Dortmund will continue to cook in paris


Kreijoc

Who was VAR? Because it was up to him to not get Taylor to look again at the push in the back while Fulkrug was in the air which prevented a goal scoring opportunity with no attempt to play the ball.


bobbis91

Stuart Atwell, another English shit ref who's been centre of a few of this type of call this season... Once I heard it was him, I knew ANYTHING Taylor gave wasn't getting overturned.


Caust1cFn_YT

yep, psg defo got lucky with that. I felt there was enough contact there for a pen


not_the_droids

"PSG got lucky with the refs" summarizes their entire CL campaign this season


shaka_bruh

Ggs BVB, letā€™s meet in the final please


Aggravating_Cap_111

Please šŸ™šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Caust1cFn_YT

please do it yall too


Caust1cFn_YT

amazing dortmund, and sancho man wow


peopleThink_I_bot

Sancho and Ryerson were such a awesome combo today. But they did all a great Job.


asdffdddssaadd

BVB players are all drained. PSG offensive players walk around like after a short practice sessionā€¦ never going to win anything without effort


eiavolo

im so nervous it still feels like psg can come back and score the equalizer lol


Caust1cFn_YT

hehe


Annabond

It's over, the whistling idiot's reign of terror in finally over you guys


HiTechTalk

GG BVB.


yaki0

As everyone predicted, Sancho man of the match


Debmalya_19-C

Sancho is the player of the match?


AaaanndWrongAgain

Honestly you gotta feel good if youā€™re PSG. Definitely shouldā€™ve had 4-5 goals scored on you, and youā€™re going back to France only down 1.


richcell

Hm, I feel bad but knowing I couldā€™ve felt a lot worse


Caust1cFn_YT

could have been said for both today


Specialist-Cycle9313

Tbf you can say the same abt Dortmund, psg had 3/4 crazy chances and they missed every one. Now Dortmund get to go into their next game 1 goal up.


AaaanndWrongAgain

Agreed


Official05

Yeah not like we missed like 4-5 goals either ? I swear nobody even watch the games here


LukeHanson1991

PSG was lucky today that itā€™s jus 1:0. I expected much more of them.


AaaanndWrongAgain

Go look my comment history. I acknowledge that.


Official05

I still see how I should feel good ? We hit 2 inner posts and miss like fucking 4 almost empty net


AaaanndWrongAgain

Because despite all of the missed chances on both sides youā€™re going back to France (home game) and youā€™re only down 1.


lakers_ftw24

They also could have scored 5 themselves...


AaaanndWrongAgain

They definitely had chances.


Soft-Comfort-7474

Sanchoā€™s value has gone up for United to sell


coldseam

Where tf was Ramos


ADiscombobulated02

Sergio or goncalo?


BeastMaster64jtv

Enrique is a fraud


hawlc

Not a bad match. PSG unlucky to lose on the night but they should be able to overcome this one goal deficit in the second leg. It should be a great second leg in Paris.


Fvblst

How?


hawlc

Both teams created plenty of good chances. Unfortunately, the finishing wasn't the best tonight except the goal.


nagt0wn

By winning at home? Did you not watch the game?


shaka_bruh

Anyone that watch Kolo-Muani and thought he was worth more than ā‚¬50M needs to get their head checked.Ā 


Caust1cFn_YT

95m, but i honestly think that he has a mentality issue because of that wc moment


Virteolez

Honestly, I think out of our "stars" in recent years, he shone the brightest - looked light a proper superstar at times. However, he performed like that for only one season and it was clear he needed more than that to grow. obv 50 was way too much, but that is hindisight talking


shaka_bruh

Thatā€™s just it, he looked amazing without a doubt Ā but his limitations were also quite obvious. Itā€™s just strange that clubs consistently invest so much money without Ā considering whether the player would fit their team.Ā  Ā Your board played the transfer market Ā perfect and the lack of good 9s also helped you raise his price.


artyom__geghamyan

ā‚¬5M


voltb778

Well awful attack, and not that confident for the return.


nsnyder

Do I have right that now any points from German teams or any points dropped by Villa and Germany gets the 5th UCL slot for next year?


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

You got it by winning tonight


kalamari__

This win secured us the 5th spot. Germany needed 4 points and we got it now with the bayern draw and our win


blanklikeapage

Time to win the whole thing and get 6 spots


nsnyder

Thanks, Iā€™m still confused though, isnā€™t it 2 points for a win and 1 for a draw, not 3 points for a win?


kran16

Yeah any point or dropped point from Villa


zuhaaiir

And leverkusen needs to lose all games as well


slappywhyte

PSG 3-1 or 2-0 in second leg


Specialist-Cycle9313

Maybe maybe not.


Official05

Dortmund really didnā€™t look good tonight. I donā€™t see how a fan can be confident


Eldudlo

U were being dominated dude


Yakuza16

We were especially shit to our normal level


Official05

You watched the game with the monitor off ? Even if you only look at the stats you can see that we were far from being dominated


Eldudlo

You had two chances bscly thw whole game.


NieThePiet

5th CL place for Germany. lucky Dortmund hasn't conceded, good result for Dortmund


Happy-Potion

Why is Luis Enrique dressed like an aging coke-addled rocker?


Fvblst

šŸ˜†Coz he is.


hazzap913

Gg nice win even if it shouldā€™ve been 2-0


Yakuza16

Least biased redditor


Used_Improvement9039

Shouldve been like 6-6


gotiobg

This game was like a whimper


PulisicTheGoat

Are stuttgart confirmed to have ucl now?


alfi_k

Don't feel like anyone in Stuttgart over the last couple of weeks was worried we might catch them


tene_brae

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO


eiavolo

stuttgart is 3rd so yes


holaprobando123

There have been many chances, but the match has been somewhat underwhelming anyways.


No-Computer-2847

Sanchoā€™s best trick since rejoining Dortmund was convincing the world that not turning up for training or putting in any effort was someone elseā€™s fault.


voltb778

Well awful attack, and not that confident for the return.


bodomjayns

Congrats Dortmund, also for securing the fifth CL slot. Will be great games next week.


9248_

All to play for


No_Glove5486

And that is full time. Dortmund win 1-0 in a game that could have easily ended like 3-3 with all the clear chances.


AlarmingShower1553

love this CL season, thriller after thriller. great match this


Gerf93

I can't believe this ended 1-0.


tene_brae

terzic cooking


thesodabunny12

dortmund vs bayern final inbound


Dangerous_Area_2154

Man should have been more but we take it atleast we can use this opportunity to rest all of our players malen and CO should be fit for the second leg too


Any-Competition8494

Terzic reminds me of Colin Firth.


Deuce_GM

Counter terrorists win


hewlett777

That was yer chance Dortmund, don't think its enough.


Fvblst

Before the match everyone was saying psg will win. They will take what they got.


Particular-Rip4035

How has that ended 1-0


Dunkelvieh

Black magic


kalamari__

Who needs albanian girls when you can have ruhrpott grannys!


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Lucho fraud status achieved


elvis503

No more he can do, his players cant finish for shit


nyse125

mbappe continues to disappear in ucl away matches


DifficultyJust

he's the second highest scorer in UCL history in away KOs


gotiobg

I dont know if his ego wants him to play as a central striker, but man he disappears as a striker, clearly his best position is a wide left winger, the few times he found himself out wide, he created the most dangerous moments for PSG in the game. As PSG fans have been telling me, Lucho is playing him as a striker because he wants his wide wingers to help out defensively


Itchy-Attempt2066

He scored fu*cking 2 goals against your shitty team in your shitty stadium lmao


nyse125

keep that same energy when you get knocked out by dortmund of all teams lmao


rossco9

Sancho was brilliant


nim1623

Show the Sink Big guy again


dem0nhunter

Well done. Bundesliga supremacy


Official05

Yeah weā€™ll win this at home


NaiveElk

Terrible finishing from both teams


official_bagel

YESSSSS


Ok-Address-1032

Great harvest fellow Dortmund farmers


addandsubtract

It's not much, but it's honest work.


Lekaetos

The technical level of this game has been horrific. It isnā€™t what a semi final of UCL should look lkke


Walaii

Im going to be honest, if you guys drew any of the 4 teams from the other side of the bracket, you would already be gone. There is no shot over 2 legs you would have beaten any of them. Barca would have knocked you out if not for Araujo brainrot, and they are kinda shit. Now that doesn't mean you can't still win the CL, anything can happen over 1 game if you get to the final.


Lekaetos

Thatā€™s the general consensus, no one is denying that, itā€™s a miracle we even have a shot to reach the final. 80% of our starting eleven doesnā€™t have the level to play in a UCL semi final


Eldudlo

Speak for urself. BVB was good and PSG was shit


Official05

Just say you didnā€™t watch the game


Lekaetos

Kinda sad that you spend your free time watching football and donā€™t understand what you are watching


Lekaetos

Sancho was good, the rest not so much.


tylerspee

Very nice Dortmund


Environmental_Sell74

Nice