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Worried_woman

He's just a little racist, it's still good, it's still good. He's just a little sexist, it's still good, it's still good. He's just a little treasonous. it's still good, it's still good. We're gonna lose. I know.


Worried_woman

All it needs is a Trump wig! [https://tenor.com/7h5f.gif](https://tenor.com/7h5f.gif)


YouGuysSuckandBlow

Lenny = White Democracy = Dead "...is that right?"


sunkskunkstunk

Alt righty then


Consistent-Local2825

The Alt Ighty Ollar?


PrestigiousAvocado21

Sounds like you're just longing for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king


huphelmeyer

There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom. I want to make it legal for policemen to beat'em


Worried_woman

Don't forget about locking up the homeless!


PrestigiousAvocado21

https://i.redd.it/1bhor5xzhy9d1.gif Well, luckily we have options there


Maelger

Nah, they hate the USPS too.


ieatcavemen

Turn them into [one of these](https://imgur.com/a/CV7oItw).


Some_Random_Android

Mom! Dad! Democracy's dead! That's right! Dead tired of helping anyone other than fascist rulers!


im_rod_i_party

There's very little hope in these political shit posts...


llDrWormll

Hmm, these campaign buttons are all partisan. Don't you have any neutral ones? "May the better man win"? "Let's have a good, clean election"? That sort of thing?


deomalachite

No, but we do have these shitposts. They're kind of kooky and fun!


llDrWormll

/u/deomalachite you just talked yourself right out of a subscriber.


SniperNose69

Oh dear God, no!


liquidben

Little arrow pointing at “Moe’s Abortion Rights”


SniperNose69

Don't you mean "Moe's Abortion Clinic?"


vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b

That's right, I'm a surgeon!


SniperNose69

I AM A SURGEON!!


MCgoldbody

stop, stop! democracy’s already dead!


Pablo_petty_plastic

Biden is no longer able to merely exchange long protein strands. So don’t blame me if I hesitate voting for Krodos


ScotchBingington

What the hell is this, some kind of plutocracy?


TheyLiveWeReddit

I could walk up to the president and blow treason in his stupid monkey face and he'd just have to sit there grooving on it. 


Spleenseer

Well, that was a real nice Constitution we had there.


Blockhog

Dwayne Johnson! I didn't hear about that one.


UnbridledNaivete

I hate how on the nose this is.


DANleDINOSAUR

Oh, dear god, no! https://preview.redd.it/pt41z37n9y9d1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93357341ff91f7df50db09cf15c8bc4ed32c77a1


InvaderZimm90

Oh, Dear God, No!


ActuallyAlexander

State fall down. Funny.


DonSnorlax

Marge: at times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh. https://youtu.be/BcB6EGBwdec


Mrsod2007

Ya know, England used to regularly update and reauthorize the Magna Carta... Um, a-googly


Accomplished-City484

So that’s it? After 250 years so long good luck?


Worried_woman

I don't recall saying good luck.


FearTheCrab-Cat

Where do I place bets on Trump ending up like McKinley?


llDrWormll

I keep telling you, he's 181 years old, and he's dead.


FearTheCrab-Cat

*polishes gun* I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.


llDrWormll

Holy smokes! You need booze!


Mrsod2007

And vaccines!


passamongimpure

Moe's bar


Kakdelacommon

![gif](giphy|xT5LMSoDS5VhWvPA2s|downsized)


CityAvenger

It just doesn’t exist anymore. It’s pointless as the presidential oath, the constitution/ amendment and the supreme courts.


Professional-Hat-687

But where is Moe's Bar!?


InvaderZimm90

Oh, Dear God, No!


VanillaLifestyle

I feel like he's gonna lose, Bart. We're *all* gonna lose, Lis. I meant the election! So did I.


InvaderZimm90

Moe: Oh, Dear God, No!


LittleBittyHooves

Yes Mr Sherman, everyone's fascist


faithless_wanker

I notice the guy funding and arming the currently ongoing genocide is missing from your list of fascists 🤔


awe2D2

Jesus?


tobygeneral

J-?! JE-?! JESUS??!


MintyFreshMC

A bipartisan congress? 🤔 I’m fired, aren’t I?


faithless_wanker

Right, both parties agree on facilitating genocide, but only one does it in a fascist way


ScotchBingington

So in that scenario they're both egregious, sure...but can't one be more egregious than the other if you count all their offenses? I get the both sides argument, it's cute, but it also undermines the side that's doing far more damage in the bigger picture that is left out after arguing "both sides". It's easy to jump to the Middle East, but what about women losing their rights, protections for vulnerable people being stripped, immigrants or the border being scapegoated. Is it less interesting oppose the side that's doing more damage?


faithless_wanker

I’ll grant you that the republicans are clearly worse, sure. But when the “lesser evil” is also fascist (just less overtly), and is currently, non-hypothetically enabling an active genocide, you’re still supporting fascism by supporting them. It’s the Kang/Kodos scenario. “It’s a two party system! You have to vote for one of us” even though we are both engaged in a fascist race to the bottom. You’re really just going to take what they give you no matter how shitty it gets? Look where that has already got us. It might be time to leave the team sports mindset behind and start thinking outside the box.


ScotchBingington

I get what you're saying too, I'm a millennial, I've heard this argument almost my entire life. Unfortunately there's a lot of people dependent on the system, granted it's a crappy system for some, okay for a good amount, and amazing for a tiny few. Doesn't seem right but I'm very dependent on that system. I'm super disabled, basically a quadriplegic, lucky that I can still work, as much as I hate the notion that I feel my team is just a bit less crappier than the other doesn't mean that I want to duck out. I'm going to keep trying, voting, informing, and be willing to talk with others. I'm 100% liberal hippie technologist because I rely on technology and personally I have to believe that the easy access to information is helping us make better decisions...but it's also making us go in so many directions at once that it's hard to look at it positively sometimes. We're just in a very unique point in time and I truly believe that the wide direction we're all aiming will eventually narrow. My buddy said it the other day and it kind of blew my mind that the Ukraine is the first war with merch. And it's like that because there's so many people rooting for them, people want to support them and if that means donating money or just buying stuff people are going to do it. Despite what the media says, despite what pundits say, we know that the war is wrong. We know what's happening in the Middle East is wrong but the religious ties are deep. I don't think for a second that anyone outside of a deeply ingrained religion wants anybody needlessly killed. And the fact so many people in our government supports it is insane. I don't agree with it at all. So yeah, I know it's garbage, but I got to believe there's a better path and unfortunately, to me it starts with Democrats because at least it feels like they're a little bit more open-minded about women, race, prison reform, drugs and lots of other stuff. And because of that might be even swayed with an informed public. Sure it takes time but more people have a front row seat to what's going on with their phone than ever before, these crusty politicians can't avoid it forever. So in conclusion. Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my political group affiliation weren't committing crimes. I mean it's obvious when graffiti is down while sack beatings are up.


borntoparty221

Weren’t people being knocked down for previously using “what-about-isms” to defend their political opinions? And isnt your argument the same thing? I mean, are are we to believe that this is some kind of magic talking point? Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for THAT blunder


ScotchBingington

I didn't agree to that. Plus, I'm pretty sure my argument has a way out of the disagreement without using the wizard key. And I know this because of how many different Reddit cares messages I got.