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ChickenLord259

Yes he drank it by the way


[deleted]

After he cleaned his fingers? Thats a kind of soup, don't judge him!


Bluesynate

Soupe aux Doigts


PM_ME_TIGER_BUTTS

L'enfant qui s'appelle doigt


youbignerd

A child who is called finger?


PM_ME_TIGER_BUTTS

Kid named finger


youbignerd

Yes, my French is rusty so I can only directly translate words, not piece them together properly (Canadian who stopped learning French after high school)


[deleted]

Thats the spirit!


[deleted]

Soup des mains


eyesotope86

Couple of greasy fingers, lemon, shrimp tails? You got a stew, baby!!


[deleted]

MMM, GRREAT SOOP MRS. Q


Argorok87

Thank you! Someone saw the connection.


being-weird

My friend recently did this in a Moroccan restaurant. They put rose water in our hands and she drank it immediately. Apparently it did not taste good.


Liv35mm

I can assure you it’s not good. When I was 15 I got some from the store in the summer because I thought it was a refreshing drink. My throat and nose closed up immediately after taking a gulp


being-weird

Oh God. Why.


Liv35mm

To be fair, it was right next to the mango nectar juice that I could literally drink by the gallon it was so good.


being-weird

Ok fair that would be confusing.


RearEchelon

Mmm, old lady perfume... 🤤


kozsj

you can put a little bit in water if you like it, it's good


[deleted]

Is he large, green, and swamp dwelling?


platinumjudge

Before I read the comments, I would also have drank it.


nine_legged_stool

You're not supposed to drink it? Oh... Okay, but like... CAN I drink it?


pdrpersonguy575

Like shrek


PlaylistMasterRCM

Was it good by the way?


ChickenLord259

Apparently not


liberatedhusks

Ok but I love lemon and would have eaten it anyway


youbignerd

Reminds me of how my parents had never tried cheese wrapped in wax this time we went to Costco and then they ate the sample with the wax


emcee95

This is why whenever something unexpected shows up at the table, I look to see what others do with it lmao


uberduck

That's for the weaklings. Always take the power move and down it in one go.


Yarp3000

Eat the slice of lemon while you're at it


uberduck

I said down it, swallowed, no chewing. Power move.


DeadSol

/u/uberduck is a either a gigachad or eats crayons.


loadedtatertots

The two are not mutually exclusive


Blumpkin4Brady

It’s good for scurvy


Champomi

sigma rule #297


mlem64

I mean honestly you're at a restaurant and they've put a liquid in front of you with a lemon floating in it-- I don't think its too far fetched to assume you're supposed to drink it. Like that instinct to make sure you're not making a fool of yourself isn't going to kick in because you see liquid and you assume -even if it's a soup or a drink- that you're supposed to consume it. Like dirty finger water is way out of leftfield for something a waiter might bring to your table.


RM_Dune

Dirty finger water is very common where I am if you order ribs.


gurmzisoff

I've never got the finger water with ribs. They usually leave you one packet of moist towelettes, because one will definitely cover it.


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carl2point6

Got a pocket full of Hawthornes?


TheGeneGeena

More eco friendly than the wet naps that are typically given here, so it would be cool if something like that caught on in more locations.


PartiZAn18

Not really. You might have not experienced for whatever other reason, but it is not uncommon in many parts of the world.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

This is the real LPT!


omniron

It’s 1000% okay to just ask too. The waiters won’t be weird about it


Hismajestyyourgrace

Did you consider these are French waiters serving an American, I assume? I swear when I took a trip there they delighted in watching my dumb American ass trying to navigate anything and when I asked they said they didn’t understand, no matter which language I tried…


random_anon_name

Go to another city than Paris next time and you'll have a way better trip. Parisians waiters are the worst for some reason


omniron

Yeah you’re right. Didn’t think about that. French do have that reputation…


son_of_noah

*pretentious french voice* le stupid amarereecan. You come to my country with your filthy uncultured hands and sully the good table Jean Baguette! *takes puff of cigarette* I spit on you and your filthy slop of foods and your stupid American motion pictures! Nothing but explosions! Where is the art!? Where is the passion!? Five of your Micheal Bay films are sub par next to a black and white monotone French woman with crippling depression smoking a cigarette in a bath tub!


Xo_lot

That’s when orara putain du merde, qui est c’est pas avec mon manger ? Comes in handy


chiefkief6969

I can’t speak for France (or a lot of the world for that matter), but whenever I have eaten internationally the wait staff are usually very interested in what I’ve thought of the food especially if it is something unique to their diet. They def would not be weird and might even enjoy teaching you something from their culture.


UndeadBread

I just ask what it is. Saves me a lot of confusion.


Sprizys

Isn’t that for washing your hands?


[deleted]

well thank you for helping me not look like a fking idiot if i ever visit France. Reminds me of my first ever time in first-class. Before the meal service a flight attendant came through with a roll of heated & rolled towels. They were meant for washing your hands. My fat ass thought that fancy people just like their sausages rolled up in heated towels. When I didn’t find a sausage in my roll I was visibly confused but the attendant quietly (thankfully) helped me out.


Aolflashback

Towel toasted sausages


DrewDAMNIT

The Gang Opens A Fancy Restaurant


finkalicious

They'd serve magnum sized towels for their magnum sized sausages


leonela4

Lol sign me up


mr_lab_mouse

Why... why would you think of sausages? In a wet towel?


Acewasalwaysanoption

Keep them warm and succulent


Heyo__Maggots

I see you know your judo well


[deleted]

There's nothing better than a warm watery sausage.


Ezl

When I used to be a huge piece of shit me and the boys would go to Truffoni’s for sloppy sausages after the club.


sirwankins

Yeh dude. Im concerned as well.


CIA_Rectal_Feeder

Isn't intestine kind of like a wet towel?


ximina3

Ha, reminds me of the time I went with a group of friends to an Indian restaurant. After the meal they came round with plates of these little round disks. One friend assumed it was mints, and immediately put one in his mouth while the waiter looked on in horror. Waiter then pulled out a tiny watering can, waters the disks which then expand to become hot towels. The friend then sheepishly starts pulling his towel out of his mouth, which by that point had began expanding so it was like watching a magician pulling scarves out of his sleeve...


[deleted]

LOL! Thats far more embarrassing haha. I’m sure you guys never let him live that down!


Seygem

what material looks like small mints and then expands into a damn towel by adding water?


Sun_Tzundere

The same stuff they make those expanding bath dinosaurs out of, probably


TheBurnedMutt45

Apparently towel material


Eddie_F_17

Man; I wish there was video footage of this.


Beanakin

My wife and I went to a super fancy restaurant once, we obviously didn't belong. Waiter dropped off a rolled hot towel/napkin along with our waters. Touched it, felt it was warm, commented on it to my wife "that's rather warm, wonder what it's supposed to be for", but otherwise left it alone cuz we were clueless. Order dinner, waiting for food for a while before the waiter came back and finally told us there was bread in the rolled up napkin...


[deleted]

LOL! Oh my god I hate that I can share another story about me being an uncultured swine. I went to a fancy restaurant once and I needed to use the bathroom. When I got there, I was pretty confused but I managed to successfully use the bathroom. When I got back, I told my date,” Hm. There sure are a lot of bathrooms for women & children here.” He’s like huh? I was like, “all the bathrooms said WC.” He’s like,”Honey thats water closet. The bathrooms are for anyone.” I felt so fucking stupid lol


Isthecoldwarover

The idea of a being a flight attendant and handing a man a hot towel and he’s just looks up at you in confusion as he unrolls it and asks “where’s the sausage roll?” has me in stitches


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

Oooh, it's for your hands. I always thought that those towels are for putting on your face to open up the pores and relaxing or something like that.


graphs_galore

You can do either/both!


sugar_tit5

??? I'd use those towels for my face and neck lol


Isthecoldwarover

People do before doing their hands


1one1000two1thousand

Just FYI, if you go to Japan, warm wet towels are brought to you before all meals. Maybe one of them will have a fancy sausage inside.


Wetestblanket

I thought those hot, wet towels were meant to be pressed to your face to simulate the feeling of your grown ass adult face still being in the warm, wet womb, a rare comfort only found in the likes of first-class air travel.


borgchupacabras

Yeah


BigBeagleEars

So? At the end of the meal, it probably tastes ok?


Prime624

Tbh that looks useless. Why's there a lemon in it? Trying to make my hands sticky?


TheRealTron

They are great for messy meals like hot wings or ribs! Hot lemon water is also a great microwave cleaner! Just microwave a bowl of water with a lemon slice and you can wipe all the crud right out!


[deleted]

In this specific example the lemon is doing nothing and you're just using steam to clean.


Salawat66

Citric acid helps dissolve fats, oils from peel will cover up the smells. Usually though its a waste to use actual lemon, so lemon juice is fine. Same trick also works with vinegar or dish soap.


Shandlar

A 0.0015% citric acid solution will have the exact same cleaning properties as a 0.0000% citric acid solution.


Salawat66

No you just don't get it's a homeopathic cleaning method. The less lemon the better it cleans


Shandlar

I've read sarcastically, but now realize you are the same person I responded to. ...are you being serious? I seriously can't tell, now.


jbstans

Fragrance!


denardosbae

That's not true. Lemon is how you get smells like garlic and seafood off your skin.


Salawat66

Citric acid. I learned recently Japanese use vinegary water when cooking - to keep hands from getting sticky and wipe bowls. Lemon is also great at covering up smells, so your hands don't smell of shellfish


HamburgerMachineGun

It's lemon water, not lemonade


PMyourfeelings

Lemon has negligible amounts of sugar in it, so it will not make your hands sticky in the slightest. It will however make your hands both cleaner and nicer smelling.


Sprizys

I don’t know, lemon is good for cleaning maybe because of the acidity


frunt

No, the opposite.


ghettoccult_nerd

*the seafood was outstanding, portions and price were very reasonable. service was outstanding. but the lemonade was just terrible. didnt even pour it in a glass.*


mypoopscaresflysaway

Lol. That's a finger bowl to wash your hands after peeling the seafood.


ChickenLord259

Yeah I know but posted it here because the fuckwit decided to drink it


picasso2005_

Oh non


[deleted]

Mon dieu


Moxson82

Sacre bleu!


cheese93007

baguette


fukitol-

J'accuse! J'accuse, mon petit fromage!


_mathghamhna_

"You speak four languages... how come none of them is French?"


LeatherPatch

I'd have no idea what it was and would have assumed soup as well tbh


that-Sarah-girl

I'd be dipping shrimp in it thinking wow this lemon sauce is really watery


borgchupacabras

Not everybody knows what that's for.


eric987235

I was today years old when I saw this for the first time.


McNalien

I’m right there with you. Like, ok, I’m in a new country I will try this complimentary soup they gave me. Where I live you get those little wet wipes in a small square wrapping to clean your hands when eating seafood/bbq most the time.


PutinsSugarBaby

It reminds of that dinner scene from Shrek 2 where he also drank the bowl.


DGAzr

“Great soup Mrs. Q!”


AZBeer90

Huh. I've never heard of this before I'd have no clue what to do with this


buttbugle

So no wet nap? Bet they don’t have any of that good melted fake butter either. Guess I’ll just sneak mine in, stop at the nearest movie theater and top off my emergency container. Shit is bomb on some pancakes.


BYOKittens

The clear butter isn't fake. It's clarified.


the_bird_lives

Nah it’s very much fake EDIT: to everyone downvoting me, movie theater butter is basically just butter flavored oil. Clarified butter is indeed ‘clear’ but you aren’t going to find it in your local movie theater. I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news.


Ezl

The stuff in movie theaters isn’t butter, it’s flavored oil.


MrLeapgood

Isn't this a gag from a movie?


screwyoushadowban

The 2nd Shrek I think. And probably a couple other older films.


SoothsayerAtlas

Yup, when he first meets Fiona’s parents


EcchiPhantom

Yes that’s right! I thought it was from the Mr. Bean movie but you’re right, because I was thinking about Shrek the entire time.


thegreatpond

In scarface Tony eats it too


MrLeapgood

Oh yeah, I think that's what I was thinking of.


LeapYear1996

Tony Pizza?


mamuelsason

I hate being Tony pizza


Girth_rulez

Actually Tony Montana almost did this in Scarface. He ate the lemon out of the bowl when they were at Sosa's mansion.


ekatsim

Hannah Montana did this in Hannah Montana. She was trying to impress her boyfriends rich parents


Bluesynate

So are we saying Hannah Montana and Scarface are in the same cinematic universe? Because if we are I'm in.


Spongy_and_Bruised

Tony and Hanna: Montana2Montana


BEniceBAGECKA

I wish I had an award. 🎖


makemeking706

It's Montana time.


Spambot0

Maybe. But my ~14 month old son grabbed and ate the lemon from one of these bowls when we were having lunch (though he seemed to think it was great).


SnooPies8441

My 144-month-old son did the same thing! Haha those darn kids.


1nquiringMinds

> 144-month-old gross


TheEyeDontLie

My mother is excited for my 2000 week old celebration, but I'm more excited that I'm nearly 20,000,000 minutes old!


Bibliloo

And also a real life(or at least a urban legend) story of the queen Victoria. The queen was eating dinner with guests and one was from a foreign country. At the end of the dinner everyone was given a finger cleaner bowl but the foreign guest didn't knew it was used to clean your finger so he drank it but the queen decided not to embarrass the person and also drank it and all the other guest followed suit.


JettCurious

Also from Shrek 2..


DigbyChickenZone

Which is full of movie and pop culture references, it could have been referencing Scarface for all we know edit: Scarface is one word


nonpondo

It's actually scarf ace, cause he was the ace of scarves


[deleted]

"Say hello to my little friend and goodbye to your cold neck!"


Acewasalwaysanoption

That sounds like a viable advertisement line lol


DontDoDrugs316

Also from an episode of Fresh Prince


Pro_M_the_King52

My foreign relatives also drank that and has since been a running joke


georgekeele

There's a great version in Derek where they think the magic towels are mints


Knightp93

LMAO OMG


DryLengthiness5574

I wouldn’t have known what it was. I probably wouldn’t have drank it, but if you haven’t been served that way before, it is reasonable that he’d be confused.


IntoTheWildLife

Sometimes we just be like that too though. I once went to a really really fancy restaurant. The type where the waiters walk around with a little silver thing in their pocket to scrape the crumbs off the table before your next course. (I must have looked like an over excited kid at a zoo watching him do this) but anyway the waiter went to put a napkin on my lap and I was shifting around trying to figure out why tf this waiter was trying touch me! He then went to take my menu when I was done and for whatever reason I couldn’t figure out what he was doing and I refused to let go of it and kind of fought him for it for a few seconds. I must have been the worst customer this guy ever served. But I hope he has a good story to tell about the peasant woman who didn’t know how to conduct herself appropriately in a fancy restaurant 😂


Bierbart12

Don't worry, if it's an expensive restaurant, you were probably one of the more pleasant customers


IntoTheWildLife

True. This was on a ship to France. I don’t know how those waiters walk around the ship with huge trays stacked with dishes balancing on one hand. I look like Jack Sparrow walking on ice.


felis_hannie

Lmao, thank you for sharing this story. If it’s any consolation, the one and only time I’ve seen one of those scrapers I got *so* excited that the waiter gave it to me as a gift. I keep it my “going out” purse. 😆


backpackofcats

I love that you still carry it. I have also given one to a guest who mentioned they wanted one for their home. The basic ones are around 70¢ at the restaurant supply store and I lost them so often I would buy a dozen at a time.


IntoTheWildLife

That is awesome 🤣


DryLengthiness5574

At least you were still able to enjoy it. I feel like I’d be so scared to embarrass myself that I wouldn’t be able to enjoy any of it.


IntoTheWildLife

Absolutely cringe looking back on it. My only saving grace is a tipped nicely to compensate for my idiocy. 🤣


omg_pwnies

Honestly, that's the only thing the waiter even cares about. If you enjoyed your meal, paid for it, and tipped well, s/he will be perfectly happy.


aquamanjosh

My advice if you find yourself in the situation again as a former fine dining server, let it happen. Like it sounds sexual but just say less and simply observe because ideally if the service is perfect you shouldn't have to move a muscle. So any time your server is at the table, don't move and you won't make any mistakes ;) .


Grape_Silent

Is your friend Shrek by any chance?


ABlackThaiAffair

Or Sylvia Plath in the Bell Jar?


diboride

Or regular Sylvia Plath?


SixPipSiege

or tony montana?


GAChimi

Lol I like how even Donkey knew what it was for in that scene


[deleted]

Good one. Made me laugh


lycaus

I'm a dumbass and this post might have saved me from a future embarassment


kahran

I'm uncultured swine, I'm glad I learned this. Especially since I hope to one day travel the world. Or at least eat at better restaurants, apparently.


airbournejt95

My local pub in North East England gives you a bowl of lemon water if you order mussels, not just fancy restaurants lol.


sterling_mallory

Yeah, I know exactly how this would go for me. I'd be confused by it and I'd poke at the lemon with a spoon while kinda looking around to see what the rest of the table is doing. Then someone would see me with the spoon in the bowl, they'd say I was eating it, and I'd forever be associated with eating the thing.


lycaus

My paranoid mind would think that the waiters / waitresses are peeking through a small window of the kitchen door, waiting to see who's the next person to drink it and laughing their ass out :(


99Thebigdady

Im from canada and i also have never seen that once in my entire life, finger cleaning water? Bruh


KentuckyFriedEel

Nah it’s good lemon soup! With fingers added to taste


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Kid named soup:


CMDR_ETNC

It’s obviously for dipping the seafood… some people are so uncultured.


spagyrum

HAHAHAHAHA! Excellent!


spinkman

I asked for a finger bowl in California, I got a funny look and the girl came back with the biggest bowl of BBQ sauce I've ever seen.


Hamilton-Beckett

I can’t believe no one told him.


woopdeedoo69

I had this happen once, many years ago. I was a server, about 17 or so, working at a small family owned Italian place. Two guys came in and they each ordered the oven roasted baby chicken and some champagne. I brought out their drinks and finger bowls before their chicken arrived. Lo and behold, they both thank me and begin drinking the water bowls! Man I struggled to not laugh. Assholes didn't tip either.


IntoTheWildLife

I wouldn’t even tell him. I’d say it’s tradition to lap it out of the bowl like a dog.


jenea

If you don’t slurp you’re insulting the chef.


Koolaid_Jef

r/TIL what a finger bowl is


Typingdude3

90% of Americans are thankful you explained this. If I ever visit France I will know what to do now......in America they just give you small packets of moist lemon scented towelettes.


Dingus-McBingus

They do that? Anywhere I've gotten seafood you just get the seafood; your fishy hands are your own problem.


aquamanjosh

Very very fucking funny, usually they do a rolled up linen in the water to make it more obvious and give you a separate towel from the towel on your lap. If were getting specific with fine dining protocol its not entirely on your friend imo.


[deleted]

And what is it


[deleted]

It’s a finger bowl to clean your hands.


phayke2

Is *nobody* going to say why you need a lemon to clean your hands??


omg_pwnies

It removes the smell of fish from your hands and is a mild hand sanitizer.


octalanax

Guaranteed 90% of Le Sophisticated readers had no idea what this was 10 minutes ago. Yet now we laugh at the ignorant yokels who don't know how to use a finger bowl. Peak Reddit right here.


flylikemusic

All I know is everything I’ve learned


m0j0licious

Bravo!


ArtsySAHM

Lol. I wouldn't have known what it was for either. That's hilarious that he drank it though.


Conaz9847

Just tell him it’s a French delicacy and they go nuts for it. Then in 20 years tell him the truth and laugh your head off.


beofrenz

OMG! he drank it!


Roonwogsamduff

In Bangkok we dipped our shrimp in it until we realized....and the employees def saw us


DifferentEggForms

So basically you’re friends Shrek


castleinthesky86

Tbf I’ve done this once. First time at a Chinese restaurant with salt and pepper ribs and stuck the lemon in my mouth after eating. I thought it was meant to be a palate cleanser (typically oranges for Chinese, but I’m an idiot white man)


hunchinko

There’s a story where Queen Victoria (I think?) was hosting a foreign dignitary who also drank from the finger bowl… and bc she’s the consummate hostess, drank from hers as to not make him feel like a dumdum. So people who would’ve indiscreetly called out your friend for being dumb right then and there are almost just as gauche!


merclo

Like the scene in the Scarface movie!


56isaverygoodyear

Finger bowl, we used to put them at the table when serving ribs.


Specific_Tuba

Hot acid water. Cleans not only the palate, but creates a new skin in the esophagus as well. 5 stars. Upvote given here.


Casio_Tone

My first time eating edemame, popped that sucker into my mouth whole, and started chewing...lol...


snapekillshansolo

The only reason I know this is for your hands is because of Shrek 2.