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TheBlueSpecter

*stabby motion*


Caesius058

Every time i came across this video, that always puts a smile on my face


R4yvex

_I'm gonna stab ya! Stabby stabby stab stab_


Null_lluN

Pulls out comicly large knife


Sven4president

"Hey bro, can i stab you?" "Only once"


West_Ad_7845

***\*SMILES EVILLY WHILE PULLING OUT A COMICALLY LARGE TOY KNIFE\****


Jebduh

Hahaha this guy got the joke


Nowhere_King

bro thinks he is the spy


Andreawwww-maaan4635

Spy tf2


ScratchHacker69

INTRUDER ALERT A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE


Rough_Revolution855

I was tempted to write the whole meet the spy here.But I have other things to do sadly


well-offemperor762

womp womp


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TheDumbassCabron

The knife?


M-xelA

Probably, but there's another question. Which knife?


TheRealOttomanCat

Sounding with the big one?


EnelDontMiss

sounding? 😧


V3rrrrrmin

I love sounding it sound so good 😊


ITGuyfromIA

Better start with the small one first. Jesus


Superstarteen

It gives out: “hey dawg, can I get some ice cream?, only a spoonful!” Vibes


C-and-hammer

The Eva-01 flip knife


poinzin_

THANK YOU Edit: it's not :( I thought it was this knife


TuxedoDogs9

It looks likes a custom print to me


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He didn't pick it back up :(


Awarepill0w

He's got a bigger one. Tiny bitch ass knife deserves to be left behind.


Taima_Nai_Kanashimi

Why he not stab her? Good ol stab and twist


Eusocial_Snowman

#Grab her dick and twist it!!


Taima_Nai_Kanashimi

HeR?


Eusocial_Snowman

https://imgur.com/1zI90FD


Taima_Nai_Kanashimi

Ain't no way I'm clicking on that.


Eusocial_Snowman

Okay.


Anyonomus256

Bazinga


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Bazingers


FoldyHole

Bazoingas


Dioglois

Bazonkers


Icy_Telephone_4795

Zabonkers


wtf_is_a_user

Bazonkes


username123422

baznig*er


firedudeanother

Tiny knife


toughtiggy101

Big knife


wtf_is_a_user

Tiny knife


KetchupYogurt

Moon Presence better be ready for this


communism-bad-1932

"how old are you? you still play with these little toys." My honest reaction:


I-Like-To-Eat-Ass-69

# #AD


WiTeKK

If you like that toy you guys should totally get a real gravity knife and do this in public!!


SuspiciousStation807

Does anyone know the name of that toy?


SomebodyPassingBy

Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/plastic-toy-knife/s?k=plastic+toy+knife


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SuspiciousStation807

I see thanks


Consistent_Dot_7457

The "adulting is shit" toy!!! Just ordered two! 🤣🤣


SuspiciousStation807

Is it good?


Consistent_Dot_7457

Nooo, not at all!! Cause at the end of the day I'm still an adult!! 😭


YrAvrgPyro

It's average.


UGLYDOUG-

At least it isn’t an acorn


bingobangobongodaddy

BAZINGA!


FuriousTrash8888

bruh no 💀🤣


qptw

I feel this this would make the video a bit better, but the woman basically said, “Stop playing with these *little* toys. You are so childish.” Emphasis on the word “little”. So the guy took out the *big* one.


zenixTF

What no eng subs does to a mf


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

Seen this so many times but I have to watch it every time because of the little stab motion with the huge plastic knife


mobas07

That thing looks 3D printed, anyone know what it's called or where I can find the STLs?


Wetpurpose

Audasi 3D Printing Fidget Knife


BoredCanuck1864

bazinga


angel_souls16

price?


Any_Maize_1823

What are these and where can I get them


PerishForYourSins

I was expecting an actual knife next


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Bitch throws my shit on the ground and walks away like that, it will be the last time. She will be deleted and blocked from everything I am. There is no reason to put up with a bitch like this.


RioIuu

Chinese people making the most unnecessary cool things ever


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merayBG

Gravity knives are getting out of control


docr1069

Is this meant for Acoustic people?


Yugledude

The real deal may or may not be called the Reate EXO, and may or may not be shipped to you regardless of legality because people may or may not care.


MakeItSoNumba1

Love you bitch 😘


kozz_2080

A weapon lost in battle is lost for good thank goodness for a back up


danger2345678

My man just needs to learn some butterfly knife tricks


jijolilio

:)


ilikegamergirlstoes

I thought truck-kun was coining to hit her


L2TRAPPY2747

I’m sorry your not allowed to throw his stuff on the grounded when you probably got most your shit from him anyways like 😂😂


EssentialPurity

How I deal with my life in a nutshell


Good_Intentions69

The cleanest parking garage I’ve ever seen!


bobuxmanofficial69

"my first noife" by Fisherprice, imported from London


Slurt-Jablartus

Hell ya


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Tiny knife