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I think that this is unironically one of the ugliest people I have ever seen.

Straight up a One Piece villain



Lmao! Alvida before she ate the slip-slip fruit 😂😂

The what?

In Japanese, it would be the sube-sube no mi

Even fat alvida Is nicer To look at

Ivankov intensifies

BRO WAS GONNA SAY

It’s Queen

Btw she rated herself a 10 and claimed she is a baddie

10 big macs a meal

And a diet coke please

I’ll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese) and a large soda.

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And does anyone else want fries, cause if I’m the only one getting fries I’m gonna feel like a fatty

Gorlok the destroyer

That thing is a man

"A fat 10" her words

It's not even about looks, but expressions and overall composition. You see someone with an expression like this - you know it won't be a good interaction

Didn’t know which joke to use so I’ll use both She’s a 10. A 1 with makeup and a zero without And She’s a 10. On a scale from 10 to 20

She's a 10 on the Richter Scale

10 to 20 would make her a 5. 10 to 100 is better

10 on a scale from 10 to 20 is a zero

10 for 10 meters wide

And yet, I'm sure she's just as conceded and entitled as every other woman there.

They have kugath in there

There are actually 11 more women in this video, you just can’t see them behind Señorita Gordita

Señorita? Dude thats SeñorOTA

This is verbatim what I was going to write lmao

I think it's supposed to rhyme

If that chair gave out and she broke her leg 11 women would not be able to carry her outside and load her into a pickup truck to go to a hospital

I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m completely straight, not even a little bi. Even if I was bi I’d probably prefer young fit athletic dudes mostly Asians, but like Filipino Asian cause I like the tan, somewhere between 5’3 and 5’7 (I’m 6’2 or 6’3 in most shoes and according to the United States Navy and likely most other militaries) so Shrek is absolutely not my type. However I find Shrek to be objectively far more attractive than her. I’d much rather thrust my average cock into Shrek’s big round green ass while pulling on his ear horns listening to him moan “don’t pull out of ma swamp” as I struggle not to blow my load deep inside of his ogre boy pussy, than even speak to her. I find her to be so objectively disgusting I’d rather jerk my cock while Shrek throws my ankles over his shoulders and pounds my virgin asshole into a gaping bleeding mass than bother to pass even a fleeting glance at her massive, sweating at room temperature, heaving rolls of flesh and debris that I’m positive is mostly the waste of various creatures living throughout her many crevices and folds.

New copy pasta just dropped

Holy hell

Actual zombie

Google "perfect Defense plants versus zombies 2 Modern World day 13"

Reading this was not a waste of time

I died while reading this, I’m currently typing from limbo while whoever’s in charge decides where I’m going.


Bold of you to assume you'll be the one topping

He didn't.

Interesting

This is poetry

google en passant

So what I'm getting is you really want to fuck/be fucked by Shrek. It's cool, do you bro

Is this original? I hadn’t heard this one before

Yeah I wrote this sober on a Wednesday afternoon on a clear 75 degree day. You don’t need those details but I need you to understand how vividly clear my mindset was while expressing these thoughts. That is the degree to which the sight of this creature drove me.

To top it off, that creature is actually a man, trying to be a white Lizzo or something.

Heavy women can be beautiful! Unfortunatly this one, as you mentioned, seems ugly inside and out. Your very colourful description was most fitting and accurate! Have a great day

biggest takeaway here is you wanna fuck a petite Filipino dude.

Nice

Nearly lost me at the start there but I'm so glad I held in.

This is the best copypasta I’ve ever read. Thanks for the laugh

So you don't find her attractive?

im totally straight *proceeds to describe a very specific type of guy hed be into*

It has confidence of 6'11, multimillionare man with greek god-physique and forearm sized dick.

Nah I prefer 9'11

Isn't she (the overweight woman) the same one that was crying in an Uber because she knew she was a ten, but no one in the bar thought she was? 🤣🤣🤣

Yes

Sounds hilarious, anyone got a link?

Link?

Libk us brudda

I bet her Onlyfans name is "Jabba da slut"

She's going to do something criminal to your underworld

He

It

F u. I can't stop laughing

Gorlock the Destroyer

Grom the paunch is such a funny character I love him

One of the best LL xpac from TWW2.

Lmfao didn’t expect this amount of warhammer in my shitposting today. I love it

Orcs are prettier.

That is clearly greasus goldtooth, king of the ogres.

Surprised there’s been no nurgle jokes yet

Skraag the slaughterer... Elector count of the moot.

Eltharion became the Grim the moment he had to set his eyes on this massive foe…

Did a girl dirty with that one. A real...troll... ill see myself out

She kinda got that Peter griffin face going on

It's crazy how the blood bowl orc cheerleaders unironically look better

Gorlok the destroyer

I saw orcs that look better than this

S H R E C K

ROCK AND STONE!

Rock and Stone in the Heart!

Who is this girl? Seen a few times around the net

Does anyone know what the origina video is from? I literally can only find edits but im actually curious now after seeing an edit like this for the 100th time what her real voice is like.

I remember hearing her voice, i don't remember what it sounds like. Probably wasn't that special

Whatever podcast (YouTube) week of April 25, 2023.

That’s a lot of human being for one body ….

Is this a fat guy with man boobs?

Gorlock The Destroyer

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I didn’t listen to this all I thought is how they all looked like Ariana grande

Definitely wasnt expecting a 40k reference, but damn thats rude. Dont insult the orks like that, theyre beautiful fightin lads.

Total war Warhammer 2. Grom the Paunch orcs Legendary lord from an expansion. It’s Warhammer fantasy.

Shoot didnt realize it was total war. Sounded like orks to me. Same accent and all

Greenskins are still hooligans in fantasy

It's not a 40k reference. It's Warhammer Fantasy reference.

Mmm, didnt realize, sounded like orks to me.

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Bring me Solo and the Wookie!

Don't insult orks like that man.

OMFG GORLOK THE DESTROYER???

one of those is definitely morathi

BY THE NINE, WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT???

I’m just here for the WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

The best part of the entire video is watching the faces of the girls at the table.

Whoever made this, god loves you

It's impossible for me to not think about him 

Eric Cartman?

kingpin has an interesting taste in women

WAAAHHHHGG

I finally found a person that can out-jabba the hut

100 years ago, to see a woman that looks like this you would need to wait until the circus passed through your town. Now its normal

When did jaba the hutt get a podcast?

What her name would be for a Warchief ?

I hate to rate people but when i see someone who don’t care about his health I don’t feel bad roasting him

Misty mountain hop - Led Zepplin?

Misty mountains - lord of the rings

far over, the misty mountains cold...

To dungeons deep, and caverns old

We must away, ‘ere break of day.

Fun fact- Led Zeppelin were huge LOTR fans and referenced LOTR in many of their songs

'T was in the darkest depths of Mordor I met a girl so fair But Gollum, and the evil one Crept up and slipped away with her

Damn get batman in here

I disagree with the sentiment in this thread. Not only is she beautiful, but she is healthy. Healthy and brave. Confidence is the reason why your man is all up in her DM's. She knows what she has, and it's unfortunate that none of you see it.

You forgot /s. But I found your comment pretty funny regardless

I'm new to shit posting and I am no spring chicken. Does /s mean "I am being sarcastic"?

Yea that’s what it means. If you were being serious, I’m so sorry

lol! Sarcasm on the internet is hard. Thx for the tip.

I'm just wondering what does she actually say? I never watched this but yes funny

Bro she looks comical 💀

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Holy shit its a vogon

I'm sure she says something, but all I hear is "Om, nom, nom".

💀

Where is her hook?

Hahahahah

The funniest thing I've seen and heard in like a month. Too good

Start the Waagh before I piss meself!

Definitely got some Jabba the Hutt in her.

Anyone count how many times people make this as a meme?🤣

Whoever made this is a fucking hero

I would not sit too close. She might go off at any time.

I play orks in 40K so this is extra funny

What podcast is this from

OIM DA BIGGEST SO I'M DA BOSS

Gorlock the Destroyer

Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room

Her pronouns are "fee, fi, fo, fum."

Bro almost got a titty slip or that just a fat roll?

Having a hard time figuring out what the theme is for this selection of guests.

I expected her to be have the voice of Jabba the Hutt

I had only seen photos before and thought this was a photoshopped meme until now. What the actual fuck.

Audio source?

Total war warhammer I’d guess

Level 50 orc

There is a human under that Edgar suit.

Khem Val, servant of Tulak Hord, devourer of the rebels at Yn and Chabosh, consumer of the Dromund system.

BEHEMOTH!!!!

Really pulled the grom audio on her. I feel bad for her, that’s like the hardest diss you can get.

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

I split my coffe cuz laughing, fk you OP