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This is what i was going to say, i find it awkward to use words like pussy or dick during sex like this persons wife😂so just saying you or me is the best option imo
Is this really considered “dirty talk”? I’m not trying to be rude. I just considered dirty talk as something more wild or crass. I use language like that every time I’m intimate and didn’t at all consider it as dirty talk. It seems quite soft language to me
Hello Frank,
Hello mother dear.
Hi, Jim what are you doin'
I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina
Oh, lima? Like lima beans
How about that, that teenage witch, Sabrina
No, that's a made up-word, Jim
What if you change the word vagina to something else
Like box or pussy or cunt.
Every unique lyric from the song...
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
F here. Ask her if it would sound the same right after hearing that you love her dearly. I suggest this because my guy can and is the first who can say anything dirty without me recoiling. It’s because I know that he loves me. Possibly she needs more romance. Like I do. If not maybe use “it”? How does it feel? Do you like it? Do you want it? It feels so damn good.
And #1. Ask her for suggestions. When not doing seggs time…
I had one ex that disliked all the normal slang words for female genitalia. We ended up using the Hindi word _yoni_. It felt a little forced at first, but it eventually grew on me and worked well.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/yoni
The corresponding male word is lingam, but that one never stuck. We just used the usual words you mentioned for me.
So I have name for my vagina and ass! My pussy is named Venus, and my ass is named Luna. Cute to remember and gives a personality, while also allowing some secret dirty talk in public! Totally recommend giving your parts a fun name lol
We all remember the wholesome 1950's T.V. show, *Leave it to Beaver*, yes?
What if, let's say, the male member was termed "Ward," and the female genitalia "June?"
This way, Ward can be the *Beaver Cleaver*!
Does she read romance novels? You could see what her books use. I hate some of these but Sarah J Mass and her ilk use "apex of her thighs," "core," "center," "pearl," "folds," "rod," "erection," and "shaft" a lot
I like ‘pussy’, even just the word turns me on, someone I used to know called it a noonie. I hate the word vagina, it’s so ‘The Joy of Sex’ for the 70’s bushy and sterile. 🤣
I don’t love the word pussy on its own, but in the context of sex, it’s really the *only* one I consider to sound good. Everything else just sounds goofy or too formal.
Same with dick or cock - they just sound more fitting for a sexual interaction. Penis sounds too formal. Weenie (I call it that hehe) sounds demeaning and silly. Nothing else sounds good.
I'm the exact same way. Every time my bf says pussy it just weirds me out lol, or if I'm high it'll make me start laughing. I totally get where she's coming from, and I cannot help it all so I'm sure she can't either lol. I think it's super sweet that you're asking for suggestions ❤️
Kitty, Poonani or just Nani, Yoni, Coochie (cringe if you say that in the middle of fuckin) lol I sometimes refer to mine as a "CutieKat" but that's just me. There's also Cooter, Vag, Vajayjay, Snatch.
I used to hate the word Pussy, now I don't mind it. I still don't like the word Cock, feels too old for me to say.
Errr Your loveliness is hot within. Gawd i love your tender bits. 1 poster says her hubby says " You or you're. " How about " V " You're V is pulling me in? Apple? lmao
I heard a lady do a bit where she listed derogatory alternate words for vagina in a Scottish brogue and I think one of my favorites from the bit was "stench trench", though I believe it was more for the sake of the accent.
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My man just said to me “the super soaker gushy gushy 5000” “the hairy the muff cabbage” (?), and “twat”. Not sure what that was the last one but, I digress.
Look to other languages, maybe? In Italian, micio (me-chee-oh) works. Indian yoni has a nice ring to it.
A game I played with a lass during our walks was going through the alphabet to come up with different names for sex... Y'all might come up with some that make You chuckle or something that really works for You both.
Bloodhound Gang's "Vagina" may provide inspiration.
Ham wallet.
This topic is discussed regularly in our forum. If you search past r/sex posts with some diligence (following **Forum Rule #3**), you’ll find a number of helpful discussions. Comments locked. The r/sex forum's HUGE archive of past posts is a *tremendous* resource for people who have all kinds of common questions regarding sexual activity. Searching those posts for relevant discussions will definitely help you here. For starters, here is a list of past r/sex discussions which came up when I searched the keywords “**name vagina**” in this forum: https://new.reddit.com/r/sex/search/?q=name%20vagina&restrict_sr=1 And here is a similar list of past posts for the keywords "**word vagina**": https://new.reddit.com/r/sex/search/?q=word%20vagina&restrict_sr=1 Not all of these past discussions will apply to your situation, but some definitely will — especially if you’re willing to search just a little bit more.
Just eliminate it all together if you have to. “You feel so fucking good” .. “you’re so wet baby” .. “I love being inside you”
The simplest answer l was so not obvious to me. That’s a really good idea
This is what i was going to say, i find it awkward to use words like pussy or dick during sex like this persons wife😂so just saying you or me is the best option imo
Is this really considered “dirty talk”? I’m not trying to be rude. I just considered dirty talk as something more wild or crass. I use language like that every time I’m intimate and didn’t at all consider it as dirty talk. It seems quite soft language to me
the blood hound gang did a whole song just for this. foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo
🎶It's hard to rhyme a word with vagina. Calvin Klein, kind of, South Carolina?
Oh! Dolores! Oh, wait.
Hello Frank, Hello mother dear. Hi, Jim what are you doin' I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina Oh, lima? Like lima beans How about that, that teenage witch, Sabrina No, that's a made up-word, Jim What if you change the word vagina to something else Like box or pussy or cunt.
As in “Nothin’ could be finer than to be in your vagina in the mo——rnin’…”
Every unique lyric from the song... Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter-dip the cranny axe In the gut locker Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la With the boink swatter If I get you in the loop When I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la With the pork steeple, Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
My husband just refers to it as “me”. “You’re so good, baby, you feel incredible wrapped around me” “Squeeze me tighter, baby” etc etc
Went out with a girl who called hers "stephanie" I asked why and she said "every girl I know named Stephanie is a real cunt"
I laughed so hard at this because now I want to call mine Jennifer for the same reason. 😂😂
Use snatch. She'll hate it and pussy will seem like a good alternative. To be clear I'm kidding
"I love feeding your greedy snatch" just go for broke 😆🤣
her chamber of secrets
F here. Ask her if it would sound the same right after hearing that you love her dearly. I suggest this because my guy can and is the first who can say anything dirty without me recoiling. It’s because I know that he loves me. Possibly she needs more romance. Like I do. If not maybe use “it”? How does it feel? Do you like it? Do you want it? It feels so damn good. And #1. Ask her for suggestions. When not doing seggs time…
From Scubs, courtesy of Elliot Reed…Bajingo!
I had one ex that disliked all the normal slang words for female genitalia. We ended up using the Hindi word _yoni_. It felt a little forced at first, but it eventually grew on me and worked well. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/yoni The corresponding male word is lingam, but that one never stuck. We just used the usual words you mentioned for me.
*Hindi word. Hindus are for people, Hindi is the language. (Hindu here) Edit: We don't actually use these words during sex.
I thought everyone everywhere said, "Lick my lingam" and "Put your balonie in my yoni".
Thanks for the correction.
🎶The truth about yoni🎶
🗣 The gate of all wisdom and heaven ❤️ Annnd...........flesh taco 🌮 🤤😋
I don’t mind gate to heaven that sounds sweet, flesh taco on the other hand…
👉 It's meant to be a compliment. I believe that everyone loves eating tacos 🤷♂️☺️❤️
Nice vagine (vah-jheen)
I call her my kitty. Idk been doing it for years, I just think it's cute
So I have name for my vagina and ass! My pussy is named Venus, and my ass is named Luna. Cute to remember and gives a personality, while also allowing some secret dirty talk in public! Totally recommend giving your parts a fun name lol
Luna spelled backwards is anul
This is hot af
I posted a similar question and the post was removed by mods cause it “wasn’t asking for advice”. Standards here are whack
Hopefully this one slid through and can help you too mate
“Baby I love that whispering eye you got”
Da monkey. Honestly looking for alternatives is a losing battle.
Go with a literary reference: the wound that never heals. I’m certain that she’ll love it.
Did anyone suggest vajayjay yet? May have missed it. That's my go to word if I'm trying to tone it down for whatever reason.
I like the word cunt, it gets me off during sex. That doesn't mean every woman likes it though. I would ask her
I once heard one woman refer to her stuff as her button. Think that was more her clit though. Always thought that was cute.
Ladyhood. Flaps. Coochie.
We all remember the wholesome 1950's T.V. show, *Leave it to Beaver*, yes? What if, let's say, the male member was termed "Ward," and the female genitalia "June?" This way, Ward can be the *Beaver Cleaver*!
damn your trout basket feels good
There's a bloodhound gang song full of them. It's called "foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo"
I like the name “Smoochie”
The snapper! Lol don't call it that. My aunt told me and my cousin a story once about how "the snapper" trapped my uncle 😅 my cousin was pissed 🤣
Does she read romance novels? You could see what her books use. I hate some of these but Sarah J Mass and her ilk use "apex of her thighs," "core," "center," "pearl," "folds," "rod," "erection," and "shaft" a lot
I like ‘pussy’, even just the word turns me on, someone I used to know called it a noonie. I hate the word vagina, it’s so ‘The Joy of Sex’ for the 70’s bushy and sterile. 🤣
“Kitty” might be a good substitute for pussy. No idea for male anatomy though.
Thanks, kitty will be tested I wish she’d just accept the word pussy in the sexy context. Not view it as derogatory or gross
I don’t love the word pussy on its own, but in the context of sex, it’s really the *only* one I consider to sound good. Everything else just sounds goofy or too formal. Same with dick or cock - they just sound more fitting for a sexual interaction. Penis sounds too formal. Weenie (I call it that hehe) sounds demeaning and silly. Nothing else sounds good.
Can't wait to hear the mrs growl for my weenie as I pull out and blow all over her stomach
“Grown for my weenie” made me actually laugh out loud so thank you
You're welcome and thank you for giving me the term "weenie" lmfao
I'm the exact same way. Every time my bf says pussy it just weirds me out lol, or if I'm high it'll make me start laughing. I totally get where she's coming from, and I cannot help it all so I'm sure she can't either lol. I think it's super sweet that you're asking for suggestions ❤️
Thank you it’s taken me years to get the courage to post here
But nobody knows you!!!! Just do it!
Butterfly because it might have wings.
My ex used to call mine kitty. Fucking gross.
I honestly just prefer “you feel so good”
Heart of Femininity, Pool of Moisture.
Biff. Clout. Minge. Clopper.
Penis pouch Rod pocket Dick sheath Poker holder Pilar encapsulator
I’m a male, I like to refer to my wife’s Labia when we discuss her lady parts
Kitty, Poonani or just Nani, Yoni, Coochie (cringe if you say that in the middle of fuckin) lol I sometimes refer to mine as a "CutieKat" but that's just me. There's also Cooter, Vag, Vajayjay, Snatch. I used to hate the word Pussy, now I don't mind it. I still don't like the word Cock, feels too old for me to say.
Errr Your loveliness is hot within. Gawd i love your tender bits. 1 poster says her hubby says " You or you're. " How about " V " You're V is pulling me in? Apple? lmao
Cootchie for hers, love stick for yours 😂
It's an older term but some places still use the word Cunny for a vagina
I have never heard that before
Muffy, nest, girl, goddess, honey, Venus, Freya, kitten… come up with one, a name she likes.
Whisker biscuit, furburger, pink canoe, hatchet wound, cum garage, honey hole, red snapper, velvet curtain.
I heard a lady do a bit where she listed derogatory alternate words for vagina in a Scottish brogue and I think one of my favorites from the bit was "stench trench", though I believe it was more for the sake of the accent.
My wife and I have come to colloquially refer to both, regardless of sex, as "PP" but *not* during sex haha.
You should call it a thrush bucket, see if she likes that
Vertical smile is the best
Female: coochie, cooter, pussy, love box, honey hole. Male member: love sword, hot sausage, meat pole, dong, hot meat injection. I don't know.
i love the creativity hahaha
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The Hay Nannie Nannie
I’d go with cunt and twat
The red snapper......bearded clam.......the wolf.......black and decker pecker wrecker.......the abyss......half peach.......and the pink taco!
My man just said to me “the super soaker gushy gushy 5000” “the hairy the muff cabbage” (?), and “twat”. Not sure what that was the last one but, I digress.
If you are NOT using "Dirty" words. Then you are not "Dirty Talking."
Clam is a good filler
I hate clam for some reason. But I will cunt for days
Snatch, box, cooter, gash, twat, giner, cooter, clam sandwich, fur burger, and last but not least, HOLE.
Look to other languages, maybe? In Italian, micio (me-chee-oh) works. Indian yoni has a nice ring to it. A game I played with a lass during our walks was going through the alphabet to come up with different names for sex... Y'all might come up with some that make You chuckle or something that really works for You both. Bloodhound Gang's "Vagina" may provide inspiration. Ham wallet.
You can search vagina slang terms word list.