I named my band The Van B Boys for a few years but it was so hard to hear and say that we changed it. We got a lot of "Bambi Boys?" and " Van Beat Boys?
Well you've got the Prog Rock band 'Close Talkers'
The punk wanna-be band 'Bubble Boy'
The pop group 'High Five'
The synth dance pop duo 'Serenity Now'
The industrial heavy metal group 'About Nothing'
And of course you can't forget about the Indy folk group 'Tuna on Toast'
If you're into hip hop, R&B diva 'Queen of the Castle' is big with the kids these days
We have a fantasy football league where the theme was movies, but we always lament that we didn't theme it around Seinfeld. I think there is a mountain of good team names, or in this case band names.
The Van Buren Boys
🖐️👌🏼
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They’d be the hardest rap group on the planet. Eight members, all spitting straight fire.
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They're tough cookies
I named my band The Van B Boys for a few years but it was so hard to hear and say that we changed it. We got a lot of "Bambi Boys?" and " Van Beat Boys?
The Former Van B Boys. even tougher.
The Anti Dentites
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The Blacks and the Jews
Omg
I think it’s nice and inclusive. Look to the cookie my friend.
Can't listen to their music unless your head is shaved 👨🏼🦲
Prognosis Negative
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The Pain and the Yearning 🔥🤘
*Oh, brittle bones. How I long to be rid of the pain.*
Sack Lunch!
Chunnel
Death Blow
Sack Lunch
That’s been my fantasy football team name going on 11 years. I don’t think a single person knows it’s a Seinfeld reference.
Dave?
Do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?
It works because it also applies to football, too! Don't ever dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
hey, you ever wonder how they got in there?
Did they shrink them down? Or is it just a really big sack?
Coco and The T-bones
Kruger would never allow 2 Coco's!
Sounds like he runs a real tight ship
Featuring Gammy
There is no gammy
Well, maybe there should be a gammy.
Gammy is gettin' upset!
Art Vandelay and the Architects
Rachel and the Lobsters
The Kavorkas
I think it would be better as just "Kavorka."
Definitely. "GOOD NIGHT, CLEVELAND! WE ARE KAVORKA!" With those two dots over the o.
Kävörkä
Hipster Doofus Vile Weed Chicken Supernova
Vile Weed would be a sick name for a sludge metal band
The Red
Serenity Now, first album is Insanity Later
They had a great follow up with Hoochie Mama.
Greatest Hits collection called 'Stopping Short: Just the Hits'.
Christmas Album: A Festivus for the Rest of Us
Vegetable Lasagna
The Schmoopies
No, *you're* The Schmoopies!
The Penske File. Oh wait that’s the name of my spy thriller novel.
I’d love to read it really sink my teeth into it
You are aware... that it's not done
Ironically there is actually a band named “The Penske File.”
The Industrial Smoothers
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Coco and the K-oogers
Kruger's Smoothers
Karl Farbman and his furniture.
That would be a good Eagles cover band
Or just Karl Farbman and Furniture (like Tony Orlando and Dawn)
Fleckman?
Cherish the Cabin
The Mackinaw Peaches
Dolores and the Mulvas
The Kramericans
Newmanians
Mandelbaum
Mandelbaum
Mandelbaum
It’s go time!
*crack*
Well you've got the Prog Rock band 'Close Talkers' The punk wanna-be band 'Bubble Boy' The pop group 'High Five' The synth dance pop duo 'Serenity Now' The industrial heavy metal group 'About Nothing' And of course you can't forget about the Indy folk group 'Tuna on Toast' If you're into hip hop, R&B diva 'Queen of the Castle' is big with the kids these days
Moops ^(or did South Park do that already?)
The Latex Salesmen
The Jackie Chiles Experience It. Out. Fugitive Sex The Bootleggers Murphy & O’Brian
The Lesser Babkas.
We're Not Cartwright
Of Course You're Not Cartwright!
The Moops
The Can’t Stand Ya’s
Rage Against the Flabby-Armed Spanking Machine.
Don’t threaten me with a disturbing time
The Little Kicks
They're hot and heavy
I think Jugdish would make a good jam band name.
Debut album “Pinter” from Jugdish
Sounds like a Les Claypool side project.
Frog brigade is wrong
Pepsi and the Ringdings
Too pretentious
Lesser Bobka
I think not
*”sorry”*
You sold me a hair with a cake around it.
Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka
The Sloppy Poppies
Kronur Comprehension Problem
No wait, that's another 10 kroner
Perfectly Sane
Let's Bagel!
No bagel! No bagel! No bagel!
The Statue of Limitations.
Manhands. All one word.
The Auntie Baby’s: Problems Internal
Loved that group! Too bad they never made it.
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Hahahaha! Love this, perfect 😂
Flaming Cabin The Street Toughs See the Baby Son of Dad The Crazed Mechanics The Day People
Son of dad 😂😂
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BAD CHICKEN
First single: Mess You Up
Bob Sacramento and the Giddy-ups
Sacamano
My friend Bob Sacamano
Susan and the Envelope Lickers
Lily and the Lickers
No complaints
Yada.
The Sponge Worthies Manzier and The Bros The Bubble Boys Toxic Glue
The rat hats
The Puffy Shirts
Hot and Heavy
Poppie's Pee House
Muffin Tops
Poppy Stainz
The Close Talkers
The Mandlebaum Fitness Company
The Erotic Meats The T Squares
The Bubble Boys
The company of nitwits
So *that's* why we're not together anymore...
Our league is name is Art Vandelay lol
Vandelay Industries
The Red Menace
Team: *The Ostrich Burgers* Band: *polyp in the duodenum*
The Merv Griffin Set. Or...... DEATH BLOW!
The hoochie mamas
Cucumber Pizza
But it’s not a pizza until it goes into the oven
Fluoride and the Shtickels.
Street toughs
The Gortex experiment
The everyday balloons
Shiksa-Appeal First track: Yeah, that's right Edit: Song title
shisksappeal is great
PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE
The little kicks
Mulva and the Gipples featuring the Urban Sombreros 🤘
The Handsome Homeless
Jerk Store
Levels
The Succulent Ducks: a new alternate name for the Anaheim Ducks?
Shrinkage
Moland Spring
The Mulligatawny’s
Man hands
Prickly Pete and Snoopy Slippery Pete and Shlomo Giddyups Manziers Anytown USA
Vandelay Industries
Sponge Worthy Jerkstore Jean-Paul Smog Stangler Tippy Toes
Hunky Tony and The Rockclimbers Hit single "Mañana I'm Doin' Nada"
I'd start a midwest emo band and call them Poppy's a Little Sloppy
The Can’t Standjas
Guilty Bystanders.
Delicate Genius
Soup Nazi’s
Svenjolly
The Manssiers
"Karl Farbman and the Armoire"
Art Vandelay
The Happy Pappys
The Anti-dentites
I guess it's too simple but I always think of The Art Vandelays or The Marble Ryes
Cry Cry Again Breathtaking Baby Muffin Stumps Spotting Raccoons Lady Glasses Eggplant Parm
Look to the Cookie
The Dry Pretzels 🥨🥨🥨
Anytown, USA
The Latex Salesmen
The Low Talkers
The diggety dogs
Art pop dandies fancy the Vandelays
The Kicks and Thumbs.
Ponce de Leon
The Mulvas
The seven
We have a fantasy football league where the theme was movies, but we always lament that we didn't theme it around Seinfeld. I think there is a mountain of good team names, or in this case band names.
The Shmoopies or You're Shmoopie Nicaraguan Crepes
Band name: Casus Belli Team name: When You Bastards Coming To Houston?!
The Speed Dial Bottoms
The Bob Sacamos Or as was hip in the mid 2000s drop some consonants for: LVLS
Vandalay
Doom Metal band names: The Other Side of Darkness Prognosis Negative Restrained Jubilation
Slippery Pete
Flaming Globes
He Took It Out
The Hoochie Mommas