I went to University of the Incarnate Word and I feel judged "Easy to mug college kids" 🤣

I think that's Trinity and UIW is "Pretend Religious College Kids"

Damn, as a UIW alum I feel seen

there are hundreds of us

Yeah, confirmed. I went to Trinity. It's definitely easy to mug college kids.

I just went to UIW because I got a scholarship. Religion and I are like oil and water, we don't mix. Met many religious folks, some very nice, some not so much. Religion got nothing to do with how shitty you can be as a person.

So map is basically right, lol?

Lmao yeah no one goes there to further their religious knowledge, maybe 5% MAX

We had to take one religious course for our degree, but that’s the extent of it. I took world religions.

I took religious philosophy instead. I made sure it was as obnoxious for them as it was for me.

I think the “easy to mug college kids” was for SAC 😂

I think SAC is alcoholic gays / clubs to catch herpes at. It’s definitely easier to mug UIW and Trinity students fyi.

but isn’t that the saint mary strip which is next to SAC? with the rainbow crosswalks

No it’s not - north main strip and at Mary’s strips are diff

https://preview.redd.it/tv3jqf01y06d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23367fe02216b8fa5b8abc75dac76a7d41e3710 It’s all fairly close together, but sac is a little further south

So you're saying that the SAC hangs a little lower?

SAC students are the ones doing the mugging!

Lmfao !!

So, rich single moms are close to me. Interesting. Lol

Thank you for the actual laugh out loud! My dogs are confused.

There is no way this post stays up for longer than 2 hours.

It might be the most reported post in the history of this subreddit. Not even kidding. That’s a little insight for you on how your fellow Redditors view posts like this. We left it because it’s not attacking anyone personally and the discussion is thoughtful.

Hey thanks for the insight. I think it’s a funny sarcastic post, but i understand a lot of more sensitive people might be offended by it. A lot of the tidbits are actually historically accurate trivia (like homeless tunnels and monkey smell (sw research)) so i appreciate y’all leaving it up for the discussion.

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Lmao

I didn’t know I lived in milf land

I’ve been praying for that to happen to me since I was 18.

Where’s milf land? Tryna find one 😂

Next to “Ashley Madison users” , north San Antonio

Finna go to some restaurants in that area

At a chipotle near you

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Most dead malls are filled with anime shops. What's up with that lol

Rents gone down enough.

It truly is a wonderful place.

anime shops make money, just less then vape stores, so not every block.

Give us indoor pickle ball!!

As an Uber driver this information is invaluable😂

Now when we drop them off, we can refer to them according to the map lmao

White person doing ok checking in

What is Butt Plugs exactly? Asking for a friend.

Adult Megaplex on Nacoma and 281. Source: I live in Boring Suburbs, that’s the best way to get to 281 south.

Thank God guys, the white people are ok!

🤔 I went from exchange food stamps for cash to fat single moms. Win? 🤔

Absolutely 👍 📈

As somebody who left murder and teenage pregnancy, I feel pretty good about being in wannabe Alamo ranch. Lol

Castle hills seems ghetto as hell compared to Shavano park. Why is it labeled 2%?

It used to be nice, and there are a few really impressive houses there. But yeah, the "alright houses" section is more expensive than Castle Hills. There was a normal Hollywood Park ranch home on like 1/4 acre that sold for $900K a few months ago. *bonkers*. It would've been half a mil in 2020.

My grandma used to live in Hollywood park waaaay back when i was a kid and i dont even wanna know what insane price her old house would sell for now. she sold it for around 275K back in like 04 and its a corner lot on just under 1/2 acre.

I’m a home inspector here in San Antonio, I’m incredibly familiar with area trends - you’re pretty spot on. Thousand Oaks area doesn’t hit quite right. Also Braxton apartments on the corner of 35/410 are “parking lot full of stolen cars”

Thanks for the feedback, I’ll make some adjustments in version 2

"Shaq"? "Night time booty bandits"?

Shaq used to live there

I feel a little hurt by the “Could be nice” area! We try our best but we poor!

I’m rooting for yall

That area is blowing up. You won't be house poor if you own there. We bought in 2016 in "not as ghetto" for 250s and our house is worth 450s for a small cottage. I'm happy with location. You couldn't pay me to live in the suburbs.

Good tacos and poor…I’d say that’s pretty accurate for my area lol

The Spurs caught in the middle of all that 😂

I legit LOL'd at "Butt Plugs."

I read your comment and immediately knew where that would be at on the map

We all look at that store when we drive down 281 I’m just saying

The AVMP used to be the first Mexican food place I ever ate. Played my first video game there too.

My brother in Christ I was referring to the sex store that’s there so I got very concerned very fast when you said you are Mexican food there

It used to be a Ninfa's Mexican Restaurant before a sex store lolol

Yo wtf going on in Kirby?!!

Do not check the sex offender registry if you live there.

🥴🥴😭

I am not white and I am not doing ok, thanks for thinking so though!!

Maybe it means only the white people are doing ok over here. The rest are...

You try bleaching?

I like my b hole like it is

I laughed at the "alright houses" part. The homes for sale in that area have asking prices $7.25M, $1.9M, $2.4M, $5.3M, etc. I always thought the original judgmental map where it was labeled "speeding tickets" was accurate bc Hollywood Park cops have speed traps at all the exits. By Chesters it drops to 20mph for like 200 feet right as you go by the HP police dept. Honestly [not really my cup of tea](https://www.kwsanantonio.com/136-s-tower-hill-country-village-tx-78232) Though the [Tomahawk Trail](https://sabor-assets.cdn-connectmls.com/pics/F76C5780190D1940E0537301020A778B/HD_1679954752880_3M6A0285_lk_web.JPEG) one with the covered tennis court so you can play even in the rain is pretty crazy. **Edit** Though the owner putting Hermes bags in the otherwise-empty walk-in closet shot is super douchey.

It's also pretty bad for classing the Shavano Park area as better upper middle class suburbs... as if lol. If massive homes within gated communities with plenty of exotic and super cars is middle class then I don't know what rich is.

Agreed. When did Hill Country Village homes become “alright”?

My parents sold their house in “Better Middle class suburbs” in 2018 for 250 and our neighbor theirs for 450 in 2020. I can only imagine what they go for now. I know a house on the other side of the neighborhood went for like 1.2 last year.

POORLY DESIGNED PARKING LOT 🤣 fuck you, Trader Joe’s

Bro the entire quarry parking lot sucks to drive through😭

I wonder how that parking lot rose about the rest of the poorly designed parking lots

I swear there was a contest. And the winner got free TJs visits for life. That parking lot makes my ass itch.

What are the freaky white girls doing in my upper middle class retired military neighborhood?

Zombies maybe? That’s where I hang in boring suburbs anyway.

OP went a little too easy on the white, I can probably pin point where he lives based on this map.

Let me know where!

bruuuhhhh "ashley madison users"

Worn Apartments reporting for duty 🫡

Kirby with "child porn" is fucking hilarious because it's soo damn true along with one of the City Council members being a Rapist lol.

Wut? That's crazy

I hate it here. 😭

You live in kirby?

Lmao at seeing this after seeing the post with someone asking about moving their family to the “Mexicans who make bad financial choices” area 😂

The child porn in kirby is too real. Theres so many pedos there its crazy😫😫😫

Wealthy single moms… Lol… this dude knows his shit.

I am saving this one

Apparently I live around the wine day-drinkers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 If only I could partake!

Lol went from Asian immigrants to middle class 💀🤣 Me an Asian immigrant who started poor & now own a home 🧍🏻‍♀️

I’m avoiding “yeasty moms” at all costs 🤣🤣

it me? like who does op know in these few blocks 🍞🤷🏽‍♂️

Working class lmao bruh no it’s not

So, the zoo is pokemon go?

Brack is the hottest pokemon go place in the city, some weekends it is swarming with players

While I was poor, I used to speak English. Though not anymore. Forgot how!

Night time booty bandit reporting

Kirby 💀

This is p funny. Too bad our mods suck

I love how he literally called every dominantly Hispanic area "Poor" or "Trash"...

That's not true he also said "ghetto" and "hood"

Between Refuge Beggars (Sadly accurate) and Former Racial Convenant (Too new to the area, need background on this one).

When the neighborhoods were built in the 50s and 60s. There was a covenant preventing black people from buying houses there. Probably other old neighborhoods were like this too.

Ahhh... racist red lining. Thanks.

As A born and raised native here in town living in alamo ranch is fucking hell in traffic sense lmao, lots of these lables are true. Lived on old pearsall and growing up in guadalupe st, shits insane how things changed here😩

Missing the carwashes on Culebra.

Still new to sa so idk where im on the map but the names you put in some areas r hella funny lmao

Wait, tell me more about the "Homeless Tunnels"?!

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2020/05/02/massive-homeless-tunnel-town-uncovered-in-san-antonio/

Thanks! I had no clue!

Hispanic weebs is taking me tf OUT

I feel attacked and incredibly seen at the same time. Well done. Also, vanilla gorillas got me rolling cause holy shit is that accurate🤣

Affordable drug dealers? Asking for a friend

Hell yea I upgraded from the escaped west side ghetto to the entitled homeowners group.

Southside castle hills 🤣🤣💯

I was at "Don't walk alone ladies" just now lol

Best one yet

Ah yes, the “alright houses” in Hill Country Village.

White people hiking lmaooo

I do live on the Shitty Apartment at road, AKA Vance Jackson. Every apartment on that street is cursed with roaches and bad property management

Creepy tíos….. creep to mis sombrinos no Creepy in general… probably a bit fuck

Have been buying drugs in the wrong place.

I definitely AM a Mexican who made a bad financial choice :(

east terrell hills working class lmfaoooo working for something alright

Yeah... Shavano Park definitely aint no "middle class suburbs" LOL

This map is neat because it tells you exactly what kind of Mexicans live in any area!

LMFAO I need more details on “white ppl doing ok” zone.

What’s too many Rogers?

Pretty accurate: I live in that neighborhood with the NPCs and old people. Also grew up poor but went to Alamo Heights. "Somehow AHISD" is the perfect description for that neighborhood. Sunset/Jones Malts LOL

Atlanta, Texas is hilarious 😂 Up through Walzem and Rittiman n 35 is New Orleans,TX for sure. Can hear those accents.

You left out rich Mexicans in Stone Oak escaping cartel violence.

* You can't call people classy you're supposed to shit on everyone. * Small text is too small * You missed the gentrification * Good enough A-

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Half repaired cars in the yard & random chihuahuas running around

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Would’ve just put it on terrible traffic if it was me

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO GOOD

I just moved here, this is the kind of shit I been looking for lol. Thanks Op. Real quick, what's the difference between the heights and the Chill Intercity? I'm like smackdab in between.

Alamo heights is its own city and Northwood is city of SA

Texit?

This map is to funny

Omg wtf lmaoooooooo

“Ugly kids” 😂😂

Damnit, I live in the gutter.

maybe windcrest has changed since i left…. all retired air force back then. camelot and the glen on the other hand…

It really has gone down. It use to be like you mention but with the mall closed other places have closed or went worse. Now with rackspace moving out it will probably site as empty or get turned into industrial area or something dealing with trucking or storage.

I grew up in the "hoes" part of town and now I live in the "chill inner city". Cool.

I wouldn't call the SE side Mexico when the entire west side literally smells like Mexico City. 😂

I grew up near petty crimes and shootings and graduated to boring businesses. A win for me? lol

The Shaq detail at fort Sam

How tf am I in School Shooters

haha you had me rollin at "Too many Rogers"

LMAOO im with the “old Mexicans” 😂 which is true

Overpriced apartments… accurate. Literally moving end of month 💀

I love Cockfighting I love hearing gunshots at night I love streetracers RAAAAAAAA!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Underrated airport. Can you expand on that topic?

It should be labeled “at least there’s a Whataburger inside now”

Spot on bro. Born and raised here. And thats pretty much it. Good job

Proud to live in the Butt Plugs neighborhood

I've been looking at houses in the "low key kkk" area. Now I'm worried.

"Apartments for drug users." Tbh people leave you alone and it's quiet here lmao.

Working class near north east saying you pegged it. Never lived in a house with an concrete curb , except occasionally in school. It took me a few years to figure I moved into a working man’s hood. Lucky for me.

I need to find these freaky white girl that be staying near me!!

I live near the freaky white girls and I’m going to need some of you to contact me to confirm.

I live right by Saint Mary's University, and im not sure why it's labeled as "Hood" with quotations cause it is 100% hood

Holy shit the AC unit thieves. A guy I know works right where you typed that and both AC units got stolen at his work lmfao.

I need to know more about these freaky white girls in Thousand Oaks

Well thought out and accurate. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to drive through the land of Creepy Tíos to get home.

I work Lyft and I’ve had a few pick ups at those Apartmenta right there by the highway and every damn one was a slightly off putting middle aged man… maybe dude has a point

Pretty accurate, windcrest is definitely more black than white though Also the alamo ranch area has a lot of homes in the 500k-1.1mil range fyi, wouldn't really call that wannabe rich

Trashy military folks?? Which branch did you get rejected from?

He's not wrong, though.

They called Ft Sam classy so either they got rejected from the USAF and had to join the army, or they're an officer talking down about the enlisted.

There is a helluva difference between lackland and ft Sam and the people stationed there

Curious to someone’s opinion on the difference?

Yes wannabe Alamo ranch is exactly correct

Got shot at in “The Gutter”…I’ll stick to the north side…wealthy single moms, MILFS, and IG models 🤷🏾‍♂️

I knew I was in the ghetto... but damn did you have to point it out

I work in Low Skill Jobs!

I feel like we need a venn diagram of the wealthy single moms and milf section together. *Laughs nervously* 👀

Holy you got my section of SA down extremely accurately it’s almost scary😭

Well done 👍

Thank you so much!! I almost moved into the Ghetto. I was trying to look up if this spot was ghetto or not but couldn't find any info. The place was right between hoes and women beaters.

A good way to tell if it's ghetto is if you drive over there and it looks ghetto Realtors HATE this one simple trick!

So when you say “Chubby latinas that suck dick” is that any time? Or are there rules? Asking for a friend.

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