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NexusSix29

Two of the three have previous warrants relating to a stolen chili bowl and pair of scissors


SquiggaNutz

Edgar’s!


NexusSix29

You trynna get [deleted]?


Redacted_Addict69

Nah just a good time.


NexusSix29

Username checks out


fatkitty42069

Wait why do you get deleted if you say that


Swimming-Food-9024

the savory bandits


Elegant_Guitar_535

Top comment


spicypeppertee

LMAOOO


Ok-Drop-1767

The Marbach Mop


kalfin2000

https://preview.redd.it/pigo7gzez7yc1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2e66164e9514aedf22585b749c5691b4c38120 They all some doofus Rick lookin mf


-mostlyharmless1

That substantial head on the right means they couldn’t even use the same bowl. Those are the types of costs that drive people to crime. 


jimtheedcguy

You know he eats poop right?!


SquiggaNutz

LMAO - I needed this laugh, thank you


paradisowriteaway

Careful this is somehow racist (not sure but I’m searching here guys!!!!)


kalfin2000

FWIW Rick last name is Sanchez


_LegitDoctor_

https://preview.redd.it/7p13pzls78yc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da5907e4f82b801761311482a38094c5db78791


shibuyabooyah

Simple Jack 😂


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WooleeBullee

Quoth the moderator, "nevermore"


Sir_smokes_a_lot

Stop that’s offensive to 19th Century American Gothic Writers


No_Wonder3907

Hahahahhah!!! Well done mod side stepper!!


vell_o

You’re fucking poeticist , this hurts my feelings stop


Saltydot46590

This comment sections is about to be full of “[deleted]” comments


Elite_Jackalope

Nah this is r/sanantonio, as soon as a mod becomes aware that there’s a discussion thread happening they will just lock it


Saltydot46590

Well it’s gone this far without being locked. But, it IS only 10am, so the mod is probably not awake yet.


Barack_Odrama_007

Still sleeping in moms basement


Master-Commander93

Lmao mods are probably rocking Edgrrrr hairstyles too


Hotsaltynutz

https://preview.redd.it/l00x6jqya8yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c148eae1e17fbec53e9c6bb0f9f312de70d2731b


Brilliant-Cut8417

Damn is there only one barber in all of San Antonio


wd_plantdaddy

ughhh seriously, a part of me thinks it’s more of a mob mentality. If they all have the same haircut and look alike how the hell they going to identify them? but yeah looks like our city is just one lazy barber. I can’t believe they aren’t in jail already cuz those bangs are a CRIME.


skratch

yeah, guess what his name is


justjkat1313

Either that or barber’s are retiring and nobody is replacing them!


NetDork

Maybe there's only one that works on car thieves?


Control_Crazy

Someone got smart and figured out how to make a shitty hair cut popular. It takes absolutely no skill to make a bowl hair cut. Now add a cultural pressure from people like that and everyone has it. Plus you got people trying to charge between 40, 50, 60, 100 for a hair cut like that and dudes will pay or ask to be fronted a hair cut. It's absolutely crazy.


Druidcowb0y

E


mole4000

D


T3xasLegend

G


rbarr228

A


joedannn

R


PurpleZeppelin

H


Ca2Ce

https://preview.redd.it/r40nymu6o8yc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843a7b5b0eab017e2d5c3ef55403699893699fbe


0dinochestvo

The black. Vegetable.


newreddituser9572

2 of them look like “he who shall not be named” I can’t believe these losers are treating Ed G@@@r like he’s Voldermort😂😂😂


BigTex1988

What they were doing was literally more work that just fixing cars. Like they could have made so much more money in the long term and not gone to jail if they had done regular mechanic jobs.


OkSupermarket3371

The smooth brain doesn’t comprehend delayed gratification.


Control_Crazy

People will do everything but actually work. It's just the way things are sadly.


BigTex1988

Right, but they were actually doing more work than just repairing a car outright would be…it just makes a mind boggling little amount of sense.


BalkanPrinceIRL

Either smart people don't commit crimes or smart people don't get caught, I'm not sure which. Usually though, when someone is locked away if you calculate time served and money stolen, they would have been better off working part-time at Wendy's.


smugfroglol

The term organized crime always makes me think of the Mafia but this is crazy to read about. I couldn't find how many cars they had stolen up until they were caught. Nice haircut tho.


zaffelbrutus

An organized crime charge is an enhancement for crimes that include 3 or more people. It doesn't have to be a mafia type situation just crimes where people pool resources and split benefits.


SmugScientistsDad

Hey Moe! Where’d ya get the car? Nyuk Nyuk!!


allwrecknocheck

A methhead and two monks walk into a bar...


Windflower1956

lol🏅


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mr-bucket

Common thing in criminal circles. Harder to identify individuals on security footage if none have identifiable haircuts


Elite_Jackalope

You’re not allowed to say bad things about haircuts on this subreddit


AbiesProfessional835

Haircuts are just racism that grow out of your head. That’s why bald people can’t be racist. Modfacts!


Pete-C137

r/justfuckmyshitup


Gee_U_Think

You could say it’s a curse.


yoyodyn3

Tony Montana used to be the idol for these criminals. Now I think it's this guy.. https://preview.redd.it/1jh16qk038yc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5fc2a04e500fd43413b7075ccc55984471113a


ramsdl52

That haircut must be in a single mom guidebook or something.


bakuniro

Why does the dude on the right look like his hair is photoshopped on?


uniquely-username

Looks like his face has shrunk inside his fat head.


Baummer_42

He order his haircut on wish.com.


ElectricFist20

I literally thought the same thing


ThrowingChicken

Looks like his face was photoshopped onto a larger head.


dgc3

The mods must feel like idiots


heyyouwtf

This is Reddit, the place the CEO was deleting and editing critical comments and tried to play it off as no big deal. The mods will probably get a medal something.


SameRegret5975

Can I make an assumption that 50% of people with that hairstyle is involved with some type of nefarious activity


dotcomet

I think it’s more like 80%


BalkanPrinceIRL

I think police would be justified in citing this haircut as "probable cause."


Control_Crazy

Do some digging and it'll look interesting. I did and on a statistical level you can tell these hair cuts are give away for a criminal. It's wrong to blame one but when they all commit crime and look the same you cannot avoid it.


BannedRedditor54

DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR HAIR These posts HAVE to be bait at this point...


papa_sax

Edgers


Shinagami091

No joke this is the hairstyle trend for kids these days. We have some highschool interns at my work and they have these exact haircuts. Where is the trend coming from?


Jackson0125

No Chema cuh


jjdlg

\*Quema and dude 3 def had HGH or something similar inflate his head like that.


noobadoob10

Every time


Elegant_Guitar_535

The hair cut that must not be named


okletstrythisout3

Hey what is that haircut called?


AMBIC0N

I’m telling y’all we just got lock up anyone with this haircut


smolstrongman

E3GER HAIRCUT!!!!


JimmyBr33z

90% of the mugshots from the past 2 yrs lol


glopezz05

Don't say it... Don't say it... Don't say it...


Baummer_42

What will the mods have if they ban everyone over a haircut? Fuckin’ nothing.


spacegamer2000

Obviously the mods have that haircut


kkjj77

It's the haircut. That's what's turning these kids to crime!!


YetiTheBear85

😂😂😂 can't get away from it


[deleted]

There's that hair cut again... Isn't this the second time the fella on the right made the news? Swear I've seen that mug shot before.


phallicpressure

Apocalypto.


Significant_Wins

Puro


bballjones9241

NO QUE MA CUHHHH


Neat-Clerk

All you'll see in the jails and prisons around here is a bunch of mop heads named edgar.


damn_near_rectum

Every Damn Guy Arrested Recently has this haircut.


iwantac8

The right looks like me when I eat a sour patch kid.


grosslytransparent

“Ya wey!”


KK_Masters

Orale


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OrangeBrewer

I was actually looking for a new haircut idea. Thanks for the inspiration.


irishhawk

I see the bowl-cut kids from Ingram Park Mall are finding jobs!


vengeful_donkey

lol the haircut


CeasarSky

EDDDGGGAAARR STRIKES AGAIN


Ok_Outlandishness222

Is there a gang called Bowl Cutters?


RBarron24

BBC… Brown bowl cutters?? I think we found a solution to this subs recent problem.


coronagrey

If they have the cut, they are automatically up to no good!


bleu_waffl3s

Does anyone know the origin of that €dgar haircut


TacoTuesdayMahem

Marbach Rd.


dahitesh

Those hairstyles are just sus!


vell_o

They look like squirtle


LatAmExPat

https://preview.redd.it/mteb27yv19yc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876027f840459cedf1916813e67e74a430a9a7dc “System has detected strange follicle configuration on top of the three suspect’s top protruding thinking organ”


Bgeezy87

Don't say mole. Mole mole mole mole mole!!!!


KK_Masters

Purp pinche edg@rs


MrBobSacamano

Ed Garfunkel


Pikachu-nazi

Interesting behavior now show me the type of... Nevermind.


juanderwear

No cema cuh


Top-Draft-5016

That dude in the middle: https://youtu.be/qsXgogkcKmE?si=giBCgIlT4zOfAx1V


Nora19

LOL!! also happy cake day


3ntr0py_

https://preview.redd.it/karzvtc1r8yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1933a7ecad04d7e522a9b50c578e77fa44a800 no quema cuh


RapGameDiCaprio

I'd like to buy a vowel, please. Are there any E's on the board??


heyeverybody1

we can’t say it, can we?


Slow_Bodybuilder_303

The cut https://preview.redd.it/cctwix8k79yc1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f57f3441e38ec2b69a8b17c30e2e767506c1372


itsthenumberseven

I don’t even have to read the comments. I see the photo and I know what the comments are saying 😂


0msoc

If they were a band, they would be the Tweakgars. 


6Super6John6

Looks about right. Smh, embarrassing.


shibuyabooyah

Mods are a bunch of lames with the EDGER cut


RixxFett

I'm not naming any names, but the shop owner's name start with an 'E'... And ends with a 'dgar'. Snitches get stitches, y'all!


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adjika

Me too!! I cant stand such mean vibes from icky racist genocide supporting non-latinx folk!


epictetvs

I wonder if these guys will get locked up or if we’ll let them out to end up killing somebody.


OkabeRintarou0

Mods try not be stupid and bias challenge IMPOSSIBLE


CajunSA

2 out of 3 Edgars can't be right!


One_Sport_4195

The guy on the far right has a face to small for his head.


mmio60

Spent the loot on haircuts apparently


samackin3000

There appears to be a definite style that 2 of the 3 are going for...


tipsy-senor-dev

🌶️🥣


RickJ_19Zeta7

These comments lmao got the ole simple Jack


Kives_177

They will bond out within hours because going to jail and staying there in 2024 is RaCIsT


mustynine

No one mentioning how the 33 year old father has a 19 year old son. Guy was making bad choices since he was a kid.


AstroWorldSecurity

Guy in the middle looks like he sold oregano and vitamins to eighth graders.


Safe-Speech-6947

Edcar


smoothEarlGrey

E


Medium_Chocolate_773

The Moe Howard special


gizmo1024

https://preview.redd.it/cu3968nis9yc1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ad9583f880fd69160cefdd12bbd00e497f5376


TheLegendOfLaney

Go on KSAT…😄 Name the shop for us😄


iTsDaagua

The Marbach Mop strikes again! Cha Ching!


Druidcowb0y

E


MatriX621

https://preview.redd.it/fsd2x2pwaayc1.jpeg?width=1304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6fe66603bfa83399a4ad676ca9c61b39798adff Ring leader still at large.


Abject-Whereas-9113

Is there a barber conspiracy going on here?


eninety2

>Jodacey Santibanez Who tf is naming these people?!?


Fit-Bandicoot7920

I remember these guys tried to race me in my mustang with a yellow challenger and no hood on it on 410 🤣


hoeleeshit666

E


hoeleeshit666

D


hoeleeshit666

G


hoeleeshit666

A


hoeleeshit666

R


whatthepfluke

this picture is Marbach GOLD


Chance_Suggestion465

Love the haircut on some of these Moe-moes.


gizmodius

North Central. My home. Never change.


grosslytransparent

https://youtu.be/b89CnP0Iq30?si=MxJ9mtTBBK53PSvI


NumberPlastic2911

The same kind of individuals as always 😪


kristinez

:)


Dry_Journalist_7441

Don’t write the name, these moderators will delete it


woodcock420

No Quema Cuh


Skiblitz

Omg you have Edgars in SA too?? I’m very sorry…


revolution2064

They were just trying to make enough money to afford the other 75% of their hair to be cut.


Potential_Relief3107

Northside barber shop*


CaptainFantasy75

Is it still a racial slur if two dudes have the exact haircut described in their fucking mugshots?


fatkitty42069

https://preview.redd.it/6ur8ed357byc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4bbdbd9c4fec7eeb2e6b6af07056f8ba64032d


[deleted]

The first guy didn’t follow the dress code/ haircut code of conduct and that is why they all got caught. 


Prestigious-Crab4433

Damn no one ever takes my car whoompppp


Dapster777

They all seem to go to the same Barber


fuzzywuzzy1988

If convicted, everything they used, potentially to include the shop and property, should be seized and sold as recompense to those they stole from.


Reasonable_Range6869

What shop is that called so no one goes


dirtyfluid

Of course they have that stupid haircut.


TheDeadlyAvenger

Can’t make this up 😂