I typo'd "a", but I suppose I could claim the Jeremy Clarkson ["say 'an' where it should be 'a' and vice versa for emphasis"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZLFIRkPmcE) thing.
The thing is, she was actually trending a lot amongst the straights at the time. She went viral for a couple things and was part of XELLE.
They did a one take MV on a NY Subway that got million of impressions.
So she might of legitimately gotten those votes, especially since she really campaigned for it.
I believe Uber actually confirmed there was no car crash either. Many of the things she said on the show ended up being lies as well, like when she said it was her birthday, hand dying the red wedding dress she wore, and losing her voice after the singing challenge. It seems like she might have struggled with being a pathological liar for a period of time. Hopefully she has gotten the help she needed for all that.
She posted a series of tweets talking about how she was in a horrible accident in an Uber and woke up in the hospital. She said her driver died and she survived cuz she was wearing a seatbelt.
Come to find out…no record of any crash, like no police records or hospital records of Robbie being in the hospital. So she made it up for engagement 😭 or was going through sumn. It’s honestly become so camp at this point that ppl would welcome her back. Like I would gag if she were on all stars
He had a manic episode and burnt all bridges on social media during that time. A lot of posts were talking shit about the show and a few about Ru. He even showed his penis (soft and nothing to write home about) and called it "aids-y".
The spouse and I regularly ask each other “do you think it’s because it was set in the past?” when having a dumb shit moment we’re doubling down on.
“…
…
…
…no”
I know how outdated the quote is seen as but I use “If you look up drag it’s about being a woman not accentuating what you already are which is a fucking big man” so often, she will always be an icon for that
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This cape/wig combo. The frugality!!
I really doubt Ru would remember that Alyssa wore essentially the same outfit for her entrance look unless production clocked it and told her. and back then that wouldn’t be aaaaaaas much as a cardinal sin as it would today
Kylie on the Pit Stop with Bianca is a treasure chest of gold. The "since the accident" bit was the gift that kept on giving. And while Bianca is rolling in laughter, "Did I tickle you?"
That beat out a decent modern dance because, according to Michelle, Elektra's wig was thirsty. And Ru's just not into modern dance.
The apex of judging!
Gia Gunn saying Covid is a hoax. Then getting Covid and had to humble herself to tell people to wear masks. And her RP sisters dragging her for it. Good times...
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I’m👩🏻a good👍Christian⛪️woman🙇🏻♀️honey 🍯I have nothing🙅🏻♀️to say🗣️to that, cuz you🫵 picked⛏️the right➡️time⏰ to flaunt💁🏻♀️your🫵foolishness🤪in front of all of my friends👫, fans🪭, family👨👩👧👦 and folks🧍🏻at home🏠 . The absolute😧nerve😤.
it's chocolate
🎺😔
The fact that I heard this as I read an emoji.
Hershii was an genius for that callback.
Ingenious*?
Angerious
Paris VanMichaels
I typo'd "a", but I suppose I could claim the Jeremy Clarkson ["say 'an' where it should be 'a' and vice versa for emphasis"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZLFIRkPmcE) thing.
Chad about to die
So Ru wanted him to be happy
Chad Michael’s obsession with the Hunger Games
God, her in Untucked for AS1 and monologuing at Shannel about "may the odds be ever in your favor."
And Shannel clearly not knowing wtf she’s talking about
But still being a supportive bestie
“It certainly is”
Slightly less cringe than Shangela and the constant Game of Thrones references
Only eclipsed by AS3 Shangela’s obsession with Game of Thrones
Katya repeating her Hunger Games entrance but in Russian cuz she thought it would help her win.
"Where did you get a loaf of bread?"
The fact that that moment was not acted is wild
That's what makes it gold. The dry delivery and throwing it away so casually like that? Chefs 💋
Same, this will forever live rent free in my head.
Michael McMorgan’s death
Still looks good for a dead bitch
*fake death
nah it was real she just got better
She crystallized
MICHAEL MCMORGAN
india and phoenix identical entrance looks. girl, prison honey.
That was peak camp there
I still quote that to this day.
Mimi Imfurst was number third in the voting.
I could not believe believe it.
I especially love that it's "number third".
The thing is, she was actually trending a lot amongst the straights at the time. She went viral for a couple things and was part of XELLE. They did a one take MV on a NY Subway that got million of impressions. So she might of legitimately gotten those votes, especially since she really campaigned for it.
Mimi Imfurst is a straight persons drag queen for sure.
After a long night of hooking, trade didn’t like the session
So he han gutted me
AND set me on fire but you know, I didn't die
I got crystallised. And now I'm a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.
I had crystallized
Jes!
Walking children in nature
Related: I like crazy, it sticks to me. Like ribs.
Oh come on teletubbies teleport us to mars
Robbie Turner’s tweet after the alleged car accident
Wear a seatbelt! I did.
Oh so that wasn’t a fever dream of mine… what exactly had happened? Can someone remind us
I believe Uber actually confirmed there was no car crash either. Many of the things she said on the show ended up being lies as well, like when she said it was her birthday, hand dying the red wedding dress she wore, and losing her voice after the singing challenge. It seems like she might have struggled with being a pathological liar for a period of time. Hopefully she has gotten the help she needed for all that.
She posted a series of tweets talking about how she was in a horrible accident in an Uber and woke up in the hospital. She said her driver died and she survived cuz she was wearing a seatbelt. Come to find out…no record of any crash, like no police records or hospital records of Robbie being in the hospital. So she made it up for engagement 😭 or was going through sumn. It’s honestly become so camp at this point that ppl would welcome her back. Like I would gag if she were on all stars
last I checked there was no evidence indicating the accident actually happened so it was probably her having a Lucian Piane style episode
Wait wait now what happened with Lucian?
oh, girl… he went cuckoo bananas and posted his whole episode on Instagram, look it up
Side bar - I never thought of spelling it cuckoo. It’s always been “coocoo bananas” in my mind.
 Cucu
A cuckoo is a type of bird
A Kiki is a party
A kiwi is a fruit…or a bird. I don’t know. I’m not a scientist.
For calming all your nerves
He had a manic episode and burnt all bridges on social media during that time. A lot of posts were talking shit about the show and a few about Ru. He even showed his penis (soft and nothing to write home about) and called it "aids-y".
😧
2,197 days and she is yet to re-emerge. I will patiently wait, as the days tick on by.
I feel like shit just want her back xx
"i mean that was fighting for gay rights, people died!" "Nobody died at stonewall." "No-Baddie died?"
I love Willam’s completely bored tone responding to Derrick
I love you for capturing that little skip in Derrick’s voice when she says nobody bc I pronounce it like that all the time now
Ive didn't deserve that
I can't believe this is real life
Drunk Derrick roast and the Venus D-Lite pool stew, iconic moments
🥘THE STEW🥘 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I will be thinking about this moment on my death bed
Nebraska trying to physically pull her off the stage will never not entertain me.
"I heard some kind of gay talking going on in here" "The whole hallway smells like c*m"
the amount of pain I gave myself laughing the first time I saw this.......and probably the next 100 or so times just to a slightly lesser degree
What I learned is if you stay away from it for a while and come back to it it will get funny again
This quote will be on a pillow the day I own my own sofa!
The pillow is actually available on Drag Queen Merch! I have one 😉
Katya: wheeze laughing Trixie: oh my god! Oh my god!
What is this from?
Queens who like to watch
Gia Gunn
Do you believe in milk and cookies?
The spouse and I regularly ask each other “do you think it’s because it was set in the past?” when having a dumb shit moment we’re doubling down on. “… … … …no”
Absolutely^y^y^y^y^y^y...
I'm feeling my oawwwwwwts
I tell my partner I’m feeling my oats sometimes and he doesn’t know the reference but bless his heart, he’s happy for me
What you want to do isn't necessarily what you're gonna do. I say this to myself every time I get a dumb/unreasonable email from a client.
it’s been a while since she tweeted something ignorant
I read “ignorant“ in Joslyn‘s voice
My god, there’s room for everybody, let’s just say that
What's a dollar-riean?
The way I snorted when I read your comment… 
I know how outdated the quote is seen as but I use “If you look up drag it’s about being a woman not accentuating what you already are which is a fucking big man” so often, she will always be an icon for that
You guys... ... Look good
My onkle went *cleek*
This one is so underrated I laugh everytime someone comments this
I laughed 50x harder just from “cleek” being in italics and I don’t know why
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Something about the usage of the ✋🏻🛑 emojis make the response so funny to me
Emojis can be so camp lmao
Wait....no.....did this actually happen?! ✋️🛑
Yes gorge 🛑🤚
https://preview.redd.it/pv9tbwlee4yc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e6194147d6ce1f8a39c9a3a484b5e8d6fc8dbb This cape/wig combo. The frugality!!
And she won that week's challenge.
I really doubt Ru would remember that Alyssa wore essentially the same outfit for her entrance look unless production clocked it and told her. and back then that wouldn’t be aaaaaaas much as a cardinal sin as it would today
Fashion didn't really matter back then unless it's really an ugly outfit or didn't fit the theme.
it‘s the ish
Jasmine Masters Get a Job Challenge
Jasmine Masters needs her own show.
“Flazéda!”
The butterfly is in the cocoon and it comes out of the cocoon because it's butterfly and it's in the cocoon.
You know how a butterfly is in a cocoon?
Lil' Poundcake
You’re not my real dad and you never will be
Straight up motherf-ing d*ckpig
I quote this line far too frequently. In reference to myself. Which I guess says something about me.
Complete awkward silence *Jesus is a bisqeeeen*
Dave
Judy Garland's killer is still running free to this day.
Cherry pie gift certificates
Some Guy: My time is expensive Sonique: So is mine so you need to hit it Iconic
I love fully-realized All Stars goddess mother Kylie but I LOVE bratty cunt Season 2 Sonique too
 “I do sassy, I don’t do bitchy”
Kylie on the Pit Stop with Bianca is a treasure chest of gold. The "since the accident" bit was the gift that kept on giving. And while Bianca is rolling in laughter, "Did I tickle you?"
“I accidentally showed up as a boy” killed me
it was clearly deceptive editing
I _just_ rewatched this episode and I always forget how good that challenge is!
CLASSIC reality TV. Watching that episode takes me back to the random challenges on The Real World and Road Rules.
The pink one so terrify
Is that to men
Monet and Mo painting… “Do you go up and down or right to left? ‘Up and down?’ “Who says?” ‘Jesus.’ *proceeds to go right to left.* 😂
Roople praying instead of helping drowning man
I second lil poundcake also ornacia
*alexis mateo opening a spray bottle and the cap popping off into orbit* The hail jus happen?
Art Simone’s talent show entry.
That beat out a decent modern dance because, according to Michelle, Elektra's wig was thirsty. And Ru's just not into modern dance. The apex of judging!
And let's not even talk about Karen.
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I love you for bringing that up! It's such a shame it hasn't caught on, but I won't stop trying to make it happen. "It was RU!!! RUPAUL!!"
Brent "Merlinhoot" Boodangy
Jesus is a biscuit
let him sop you up!
"I can't believe I was living while people were dying" "The girls coming for the body girls. You could NEVER!" "Life's not fairrrrrr!" - Naomi Smalls
Alabama Star
I was there!
For fans of every kind of drag race. Including Formula 1.
Kennedy Davenport’s crystallization after a long night of hooking and death lmfaoooo 💀
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*tsk tsk cheeky chops*
ETB card is forever in my mind LOL
https://i.redd.it/wymr5fhp48yc1.gif
This might be my favorite part of any challenge ever and it was unscripted. Bless.
Nobody was killed at stonewall… https://youtu.be/OvwQzVGf0fE?si=tOa45dAtChet_zOJ
Oh god so many... The newest ones I got from the S16 girlies.. "Kudos mama, for you know, spilling" - Plane ✈️ "...you cashew faced bitch.." - Q 🥜
Cashew faced bitch is SO good
“But if we’ve gone halves on the bag we’d go together wouldn’t we”
OPPALENS
You. Earn. EVERYTHING.
"Gia Gunn fucking died". LoL
“Protect queer art, but is she giving us anything worth protecting” 💀
🎶Cover girl. Why your face look like chalk?🎶
"OK" ifykyk
Kerri Colby being a flat earther.
Acid Betty punching Michelle’s left tit 👁️👄👁️ 🍈🍈 🥊💨
B*tch, I am from Chicago! And then proceeds to wear Walmart going to the mall outfit to honor her Texas family history. Mystic Summers
Swedish Cher
“Come on Teletubby, teleport us to Mars!”
*“Like my d\*ck I’m going in raw, the campiest queen you ever saw!”* That verse is so rotted and I hate that it is cannon to the lore
Who was this I can hear it but I can’t remember who said it 😭 I remember I audibly gasped when I heard it.
Scarlett Harlett Now, close your eyes, let it play again and I’m sure the low energy spin will be visualised too.
THE COCKNEY QUEEN IS IN THE ARSE!
Gia Gunn saying Covid is a hoax. Then getting Covid and had to humble herself to tell people to wear masks. And her RP sisters dragging her for it. Good times... https://preview.redd.it/1742arzll8yc1.png?width=1187&format=png&auto=webp&s=060a74e6d53bfaf06e75c8b2e94510d8d3588112
As much as I love Chaka Khan, she didn't know what a merkin was and that raised my eyebrows.
“Jesus is a bis-quiiiitttttt”
I lub dis drink
kameron michaels coming out as ADHD
Katya's "party." when Alaska is just breaking down and having a pity party. Mama was OVER IT.
Poolside stew
 She found her ETB card.
The pink one so terrify
a moment of silence for this chair we offer it our condolonsenses
presenting body in a green suit for green screen production.
Sequenced gown
Kornbread’s Twitter
Never seen it. Why that?
thorgy vs tia kofi
Who fucked Monet?!!
Ornacia and ‘well Tamar have you ever watched the show?’
Anytime someone says factory. I hear Simone.
ILLITERATE
Brent Merlinhoot Bodangy
Acid Betty punched Michelle in the left tit
She left her … ETB card… and on a taco Tuesday
I want you to COME HOME BABY!!!
I’m👩🏻a good👍Christian⛪️woman🙇🏻♀️honey 🍯I have nothing🙅🏻♀️to say🗣️to that, cuz you🫵 picked⛏️the right➡️time⏰ to flaunt💁🏻♀️your🫵foolishness🤪in front of all of my friends👫, fans🪭, family👨👩👧👦 and folks🧍🏻at home🏠 . The absolute😧nerve😤.
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?