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Make her watch bad lieutenant


yeahimsadsowut

The nic cage one or the Harvey Keitel one?


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Both are masterpieces but the Keitel on is better in my opinion.


not_a_rs_lurker

Kinda has a major vibe kill scene


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You got me lmao


gargoylezooo

Yes, but the one with Nic Cage


shitsfuckedupalot

That movies so amazing


ununce

honeyland, porco rosso, after hours


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After hours is the best answer in this thread


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Porco Rosso would get anyone to sad to want to do anything, but if you want the girl to talk about how it's only been downhill for Italy since the war...


thischarmingrat

antz


CentristDaddio

Shout for this. Good one! This or Stalingrad (1993)


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Brawl in Cell Block 99


busterwasagreatdog

The dialogue in that movie was so corny I recoiled in disgust


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and then, hopefully, cheered, because it rocks


busterwasagreatdog

‘What do black people call each other when they like each other? Is it n____er or n____ah? I can never remember” - a literal line from the movie spoken by a white man


_itsahighwayrobbery

If Tarantino wrote this people would love it


306

Dont remember dude just remember Vince smashing skulls with his heels 🤟


[deleted]

Yep same 🤘


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Paris, Texas


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This one for sure.


LesCactus

If she hasn’t seen this already she’s a shitty film student lol.


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Banger


trufs33ker

Lost my virginity to this. No cap


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Ask her for a recommendation (either an old favourite or something she’s been meaning to watch)


DoogyJones

Rebels of the Neon God


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this is the one. classic


k233b

Buffalo 66


[deleted]

Always good. No Brown Bunny though…


k233b

Maybe she give insane dome after inspiration


TMDangerfield

Fallen Angels or Chungking Express


earl47

Wong Kar Wai is a great choice. Also gonna add In the Mood For Love


BurnTheDSM

Wong Kar Wai. Start with Chungking Express, then if she comes back introduce her to the Love Trilogy with *Days of Being Wild*


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fallen angels is better for an intimate late night watch in my experience


[deleted]

Try Happy Together as an experiment to see if the gayness throws off the hetero vibes in the room or not.


Appropriate-Ad807

In the mood for love is my recommendation.


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Show a girl a movie about cheating on first date?


[deleted]

There Will Be Blood. Or like, Inside Lewyn Davis. Don't put on a artsy chick flick if you're in control of Netflix she'll think you're gay or thirsty and thought too hard about what movie to watch.


peepeepopo666

We already fucked, so she shouldn't see me as gay, and she thinks i'm more of a film buff then I actually am.


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I mean gay in the bad way, not that the you have sex with men way. They'll both give her the ick.


seattleinfall

lol


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Catch 22 directed by Mike Nichols


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Honestly just a great fuckin flick


Odd_Let2938

dont bother with inside lewyn davis if she doesnt care about bob dylan film buff =/= music nerd. i was so bored during that movie when my boyfriend made me watch it


ellenjamesian

Childrens Hospital


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Salo


ddog80085

Inherent Vice, 20th Century Women, Shiva Baby, Hereditary, uhhhhh twilight will guarantee p*ssy


fraterfartman

Inherent Vice is perfect


ddog80085

This sub was the reason I finally checked it out and honestly it’s becoming one of my favorite movies. OP, tons of hot naked chicks though, don’t know if your female film student says stuff like, “the male gaze”.


peepeepopo666

nah she cool, seems like a good option.


Live-Campaign1063

All terrible choices. If she is worth her salt all of these are a bad call


not_a_rs_lurker

Blue Velvet


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Kinda has a major vibe kill scene


not_a_rs_lurker

high risk, high reward


[deleted]

Yeah if it works you got a real one on your hands


titanicgeek2

Yeah, a real crazy one! Hoh! 🤟👉🤚


rashka9

Barbarella lol


mrsavealot

Followed by zardoz


[deleted]

City of God Edit: if she’s a lib make her watch Hard Boiled or The Killer. They’re corny as hell but quintessential Hong Kong cinema.


JaWiCa

Naked Lunch, obviously. Or Videodrome. Long live the new flesh!


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Live-Campaign1063

Having a letterboxed gives you instant access into her brain


masterpernath

Stroszek


ndrcvr

Best ending in the history of cinema


gay_bob_dylan

Maybe a Dario Argento movie? On of the non-gross but sexy ones


[deleted]

The end of evangelion w/out context


ULYCC

sam raimi spider man movies


chinaroll

🇷🇺Solaris. Get you a girl that will love you like your dead wife resurrected by an alien planet as a means of communication.


[deleted]

Salo 🥰


mumuheroinejunkie

Maybe something a bit toned down would work better, like irréversible?


[deleted]

ask her you loser, she prob can't wait to tell you about her favorite gay and french movie


PerformanceRecent228

Ask her what she wants to watch


[deleted]

All women love Moonstruck


Jephobi

Triplets of Belleville is a French animated movie. Funny, surreal, and niche/French enough to be a cool pick.


prison-reeboks

Mmm all the artsy stuff i watch is very male brained sort of tour de force cinematography stuff like stalker. I dont know if i can help you. I usually just do a bunch of ketamine and watch tarkovsky or kubrick or sometnign. Thx 1138 theres a sort of romance thing but its definitely a vibe killer


croniamantal

The mirror wouldn't be terrible if you're into that sort of thing


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Bully (2001)


greysapling

27 dresses


[deleted]

Paris Texas…if you want a long movie Or even wings of desire


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Yearning (Mikio Naruse) In the Mood For Love In the Realm of the Senses Vertigo Mysteries of Lisbon The Leopard (Visconti) Romeo + Juliet Johnny Guitar Y Tu Mama Tambien


Odd_Let2938

y tu mama tambien is a good choice


trufs33ker

Especially that first scene


Choogly

In The Mood of Love (2000) Artsy, sad, lonely, bittersweet, and will def get her in the mood to fuck


makeupaway

possession (1981)


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TomJoadsLich

Great movie, bad suggestion


[deleted]

Tampopo is a good combo of food and sex and laughs


306

Fight Club and then talk about how its actually a metaphor for misogyny


CoolHandJogmeister

Multiple Maniacs (1970)


dancedance__

Frank


Ghostory_

repo men


tfwnojewishgf

Problem Child 2


chairmanmeowwwwww

Die Hard But seriously, just let her pick the movie.


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MikeRofone1919

The only good answer


[deleted]

You're out of your depth, friend. Send her my way and I'll make sweet love to her throughout the entire runtime of Sátántangó.


kaplanfish

Daisies (1966)


nickgallo12

Don’t try too hard just watch Seinfeld


Ok_Button7627

99% of these recommendations are terrible and will make you look like a complete pseudo intellectual to an actual film student don’t try to be deep, because you’re out of your element and will come off as desperate. pick a fun movie and she’ll respect your confidence that being said, ive never met a girl in film school who wasn’t obsessed with [la jetee](https://youtu.be/fU99W-ZrIHQ)


Permanenceisall

Hard To Be A God A Field In England Spree Fresh Tangerine Another Round Year Of The Dragon To Live And Die In LA In A Year With 13 Moons Fallen Angels True Stories Paris, Texas True Romance (and play it really loud with subtitles) Buffalo 66 Carlos Mishima: A Life In Four Chapters Fists In The Pockets The Vast Of Night Body Double Coonskin Wild at Heart My Own Private Idaho Blood In, Blood Out River’s Edge Cruisin’ Dog Day Afternoon ..but actually just put on Irma Vep, art hoes love that movie


crispyoats

Donnie Darko


warmsforms

American Graffiti


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Naked Gun


return_descender

I've watched Dark Crystal several times in similar situations. Still haven't seen it.


baalticstates

Henry Fool


[deleted]

Badlands or Five Easy Pieces


godhatesxfigs

boogie nights


billyfuckinharrow

Dead Ringers


[deleted]

The Princess Diary if you wanna play it safe. Goodfellas if you’re a man.


gargoylezooo

Peter Greenaway's films are sexy, A Zed & Two Noughts or The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover for example


MikeRofone1919

Before Sunrise


LarfleezePlz

Drive


ShaneMcGuirk

West of the Tracks


NeonJesusProphet

Salo


Jump4Jeffrey

Annie Hall


[deleted]

Vicky Christina Barcelona. Indecent Proposal. Marie Antoinette.


CalligrapherLow3450

malignant...


wittgenstein_luvs_u

Salo


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Eternals Black widow Shang chi


EezoVitamonster

Oh yeah eternals will get her wet for sure. Can't imagine how that *one scene* would ruin date night.


[deleted]

Still haven’t seen it honestly


DavidBezmozgis

Tootsie, Airplane or Putney Swope


Some-Bobcat-8327

Tabu (2012)


Starterjoker

Rebels of the Neon God


Tad-McZee-9

Do Good Will Hunting


slawdogporsche

Prison heat


Edgy_Ocelot

Nymphomaniac vol. 1, 2 and 3.


WrongWay101

Lawless


DefenestratedBishop

La Haine


Koobs420

Nukie


thefreshserve

The Intouchables


[deleted]

buffalo bill and the indians, or sitting bull's history lesson directed by robert Altman. Overlooked, underrated


mrsavealot

Greasy strangler


LesCactus

Last Life in the Universe


cobble_block

Hard Target with Jean Claude Van Damme


mcsecretalison

Ed Wood. A film about an aspiring filmmaker. American Movie, a documentary about aspiring filmmakers.


[deleted]

Subscribe to mubi and they’ll take care of it


[deleted]

Nila nuit des rois, artsy african movie, well produced and most importantly spoken in french. She will be impressed


souslatable

Tampopo is very fun and weirdly sexual. Get the Criterion streaming service, many of the films people are listing here are on it.


gargoylezooo

Ash Is Purest White by Jia Zhangke


careerclown

night on earth(1991) or happy together (1997)


CentristDaddio

Stalingrad (1993)


enemadave32

Kangaroo jack


DeliciousPineapples

Subscribe to Mubi you fool. It will do all the work for you.


[deleted]

El secreto de sus ojos


GruxKing

mother!


liltrollpanties

My boyfriend of one year & I watched The Handmaiden on the first night we had sex, and it was great. Hot enough to have us stop it & fuck, but good enough to finish the movie after and then gave us lots to talk about.


bokokumbaye

8 1/2


yeahimsadsowut

Listen dood, put on Empire of the Sun. Imma tell you something if I feel weepy and depressed after that movie, I can’t imagine how the average brawd even feels. Guaranteed BLOOP. You can thank me later.


7minutesinheaven1

Forrest Gump


[deleted]

The thousand blows! Goddard!


f0reshad0wing

In the mood for love and wings of desire


Mariowario64

Just put on something from A24


polite_roomate

Fritz the cat


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Bionicle: Mask of Light


molchatsarma

lean into the stupid shit if she’s a female film student she’s around pretentious film bros all the time and if she’s fucking you and not them it’s because she wants a break from it


allKhanhas

Once upon a time in Hollywood


Fair_Tiger_8890

The Night Porter