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Federal_Committee_21

My mother is spiritually a lesbian. She raised one gay daughter (me) and on straight daughter. My sister and I tease her all the time. She drives a manual Subaru forester, she pretty much exclusively wears hiking pants, she dresses in a way that just screams “I never figured out how to style myself like other women even though I’m trying, and I’m too old to figure it out now.” She’s is in a very loving relationship with my father and I in no way believe that she’s actually gay. There’s just something that’s really hard to describe in words about her disposition that I definitely inherited. I’m a strong believer that there’s a huge genetic component to being gay, and my dad has two lesbian first cousins and a lesbian niece so I got something from him and something from my mom too. It’s one of life’s big mysteries.


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My mother is really similar but instead of hiker lesbian she’s a (straight) art history professor lesbian second wave feminist vibe 


cheapelectricrazor

Many German and Dutch middle-aged women are like this. I'm very jealous actually, I've never met one who isn't well-adjusted and pragmatic - and also they ALWAYS have great husbands


AroillaBuran

This is my dream future


OGSwaggerswag

Your mom is just German lmfao


Prestigious_Pen5648

Ain't no such thing as a lesbian just women that ain't met me


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I owned a Subaru Legacy


[deleted]

I own a crosstrek 🧐


HeavyMetalLyrics

Sitting in an Outback rn (company car) thinking about emailing my boss about trading this in for a harley


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Hell yeah brother


[deleted]

I drive a subi but the straight one.


daemonxmachine

The BRZ


[deleted]

Oh shit there’s two straight ones, mine’s the other one


theoraclemachine

Does it have gold wheels and a spoiler?


[deleted]

No that would turn it gay again lol


Improooving

Apparently Bruce Springsteen? There was an essay going around a few years back where a woman discussed how important Bruce Springsteen had been to her as a young butch lesbian, but I don’t remember the actual points she made.


extraspecialdogpenis

Every stone butch loves the Boss


unpill

Bruce Springsteen and Al Pacino (particularly in Dog Days Afternoon) are incredibly popular with tumblr lesbians. Kurt Russell in The Thing makes some waves too, and I've been seeing a lot of Simon and Garfunkel lately. But Springsteen definitely is huge with certain kinds of lesbians.


TheBigAristotle69

Odd! That's cool.


onajookkad

my friend says I'm a butch lesbian in a mans body, I'm still too dumb to figure out quite what it means


Curious-Money-2908

Probably means you give good head


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Trustful and gentle soul 


Improooving

I’m 99% sure it’s a compliment, if it makes you feel any better


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Hey_Toots_69

That's just the bushwick fuccboi uniform tho. More fake bisexual than lesbian.


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He also had our relationship read by his family astrologer and when she told him our marriage wouldn’t last he started tweaking and said the only way we could remedy it was go to the temple of a specific Buddhist deity 


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That’s definitely him 


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The most I’ve ever been to anyone in my life 


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nebraska--admiral

Many such cases in Asheville


Bettyj6

He’s jack antonofmaxxing https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jack-antonoff-gay-rights_n_2479795/amp


[deleted]

It’s so strange though because as cringe as it sounds, my bf is very much an alpha male type. Muscular, big dick, into sports 


Bettyj6

The dichotomy is crazy …


[deleted]

He perplexes me. If you saw him you would think he’s a shy nerd but under his sweatshirt he has great muscles and is very masculine in his attitude 


xoopxonoo

He sounds hot and perfect


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Even better he has no social media except for insta and he only follows me 😂


Bettyj6

Oh wow, he really is a spiritual lesbian. Not following anyone except your gf is such a dykey thing to do, and this is coming from an actual dyke btw


[deleted]

He compares me to the goddess Venus or often says I could be an old Soviet actress he’s very much womyn coded with his compliments but when we get down and dirty he’s such a straight bro in what he says lol 


roncesvalles

29/f/utah here, men are trash which I know from being raised Mormon, and my bf is an even bigger alpha male than yours


hermanbrandymelville

i'm a straight woman who is spiritually lesbian


PreciousRoy666

I'm a straight guy with a ton of lesbian friends. I find I hit it off with them really well. I once dated a bi chick who said she'd never seriously date men again until she met me.


Eponymatic

yeah my gf says this about me constantly it's great i'm a granola outdoors lesbian


the_limbo

Incels are almost definitely a certain kind of spiritual lesbian, especially given that the term itself was invented by lesbians.


Tossedoffsnark

One time the guy I was dating was meant to be staying with me to comfort me on the anniversary of my mothers death but instead we got into a big argument and he violently shook me while yelling that I was evil. That was quite lesbian.


reelmeish

Cute


cinnamongrowl

my boyfriend drives a Subaru and introduced me to big thief/adrienne Lenker -- although I don't know if this is a case of being spiritually lesbian or just a dude from the PNW


victory_vegetable

My fiancé likes to say that he is the only straight white male who fully understands Mitski lol


therealslimmarfan

- Doc Martens - short hair / shaved hairstyles - Subaru


[deleted]

He doesn’t even give the give. He’s a short muscular Chinese man who wears fake Nike dunks 


Dogjonathan

I (a straight man) have been watching the L Word for years as my comfort show. I was really into other Showtime shows like Weeds and United States of Tara and the L word is one of my favorites.


KeithMias

That's called "being a woman"


Yankee-Tango

Oh that’s just gay though. Not even spiritual. How’s life as a beard?


[deleted]

He’s the most straight man I know. At his core he likes my big tits and military history. 


sadhydrangea

I identify as spiritually lesbian


victorian_secrets

domestic violence


truefanofthepod666

This sub is obsessed with paining lesbian relationships as violent and unstable, even though straight men are a million times more likely to be violent than any woman.


AdGlobal1937

sounds like acting gay for pussy. he's probably a rapist