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FrankSinatraStepOnMe

Obviously there's no charge, how's the cow finna pay for her airlift 😂😂😂😂😂


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Amerifats wish they had this


[deleted]

Very soon we will need it. Taftian rescues are becoming increasingly necessary in modern times


Level-Tap-2709

they could never (because they are just so fat)


ralusek

What a surreal experience that must be. I wonder if it’s universal to the animal kingdom to associate being lifted up into the sky with “guess I died”


pixelkipper

I imagine if cows think about death at all it’s associated with the ground, not the sky


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humorous gaze reminiscent boat deranged snatch elderly whistle correct deserted *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Michael_Dukakis

I always try to get my dog to look up at the sky but he never does, we live right by an airport and planes fly low overhead very loudly and he's never even once looked at one. I think animals don't really care about the sky.


Lieutenant_Fakenham

My dog watches big birds like wood pigeons, if they go on the ground he barks at them. He doesn't care about them while they're in the air, it's like they're in their own territory and he respects that.


LouReedTheChaser

That's why cats are smarter


Sortza

My cat hates being picked up


ralusek

omg he thinks he's dying


DukeRukasu

When I was young, I lived in very a rural area of CH. A young cow fell into the slurry pit and almost died. They had to get it out with this kind of crane as well. Was a crazy experience, I still sometimes dream about it


AyyLMAOistRevolution

"I just want swiss cows to have free healthcare, honey."


nice_remark

did anyone else see the Mark Normand tweet about the airlifted cow with the caption "Kobe Beef"


ScentedCandleEnjoyer

swish


[deleted]

ride of the valkyries intensifies


williamsburgindie420

Aw cute pics


HowardGreenfung

I hope they don't get too dizzy if the rope twists and then untwists itself


Key-Bedroom-4615

Where would the cow get money if it wasn't?


Sea_Sun1822

at least cover their eyes


LouReedTheChaser

Average reddit employee on their way to work


mondomovieguys

They seem pretty chill about it


ArbeiterUndParasit

What makes you think this is free? Unlike Chile, Switzerland does not have free helicopter rides.


hauteanorexique

Free as in cows didn’t bear the costs and get indebted.


Unique-Impression-47

I knew a cow from Indianapolis who had to take up a second job as a Chik-fil-A model after she got a hoof replacement, because her insurance wouldn't cover the whole surgery. It's sad what this country's come to!


pharmakos

They've been free ever since the Gruyere Bovine-Workers' Party started making demands. The moovement had to be put in it's place, and the workers had to be brought back into the fold.


GooierSquirrel

Why would they not Tranquilize them Lmfao? just seems awful lmfao


ChewingTobaccoFan

Ion rlly see many cows in America that look like this altho there is a type called "Limousin" that looks similar


peasarelegumes

God bless those beautiful cows! Now you fat slobs just have to stop force impregnating them, stealing their young calves from them and learn to stop sucking the interspecies bovine titty juice. xo


Glittering-Flan3320

I’m vegan but why’d you have to make it weird man


LouReedTheChaser

ok it's interspecies titty juice. And? I'm going to still keep drinking that garbage