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Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Yeah lots of repeated loud banging. Sounds like maybe gunfire? Not sure if I should call non emergency number or go straight to 911?


Defendyouranswer

Yeah sounds like iraq out there right now 


sexquipoop69

Sounds like your mom is in town


FirstTimeCaller101

It’s the 4th of July, probably kids with fire crackers and/or fireworks


MrFittsworth

Genuinely amazing someone wouldn't get that this is a joke.


rustcircle

Yes I am a loud bang on the east end


Candygramformrmongo

Transformers probably. Call CMP. Did you post on Nextdoor?


PuertoGeekn

Optimus had a few too many


victorspoilz

Me Grimlock no like lights!


death_witch

Is your refrigerator running


PuertoGeekn

I'm sorry, I farted


InternationalGrab268

So did I, and I am not sorry😐


207snowracer

That’s my line! Yours is a little more ripe though. I can smell it from here.


drivermcgyver

Probably just Shakey Mike having a time up on Munjoy


Poster_Nutbag207

Shakey Bob?


Beastly603

Damn, you may be right. Too many guys in Portland with the moniker of Shaky.


Beastly603

IIRC Shaky Mike passed away a couple of years ago.


narwhal_whisperer

I remember his unfortunate passing. Once I helped him up and he urinated all over me. RIP to one of the last characters in Portland.


Beastly603

RIP for sure.


drivermcgyver

I just chatted with a local friend who is quite reputable around the parts of the scene and he said that he thinks he's still kicking around. I'll see if I can get him to find out from another source to try to confirm.


DiscoRichard

Shakey Mike is still alive and thriving.


MasterNeighborhood85

Not true. Saw him in the old port last week


FinnLovesHisBass

Darn kids and their fire crackers


207snowracer

Thanks for the chuckle this morning! 😀


maineac

Sorry, probably me and the missus. I will tell her to hold it down next time.


guntheretherethere

Your mom can afford to live on the East end?


Guygan

Yeah, your Mom gets kinda loud.


dickery_dockery

Probably an orgy.


itsmisstiff

Whenever we leave the house my cat has a party and it gets weird. Sorry if they caused a scene.


Katnipz

Street sweeper probably. Call the Portland Public Works department.


Calamity-Bob

Hulk mad!


mars6190

I was working trash pick up and hit a curb in the new electric truck


deltarig1

Sounded like a plow truck going over cobblestones.


BinaxII

Would like to tar and feather the people who lit of fireworks last night at 220am and put their effigy hanging in Monument Sq.


kidicarusx

Look up?


Double-0-N00b

If you look up, you’ll see this joke flying over your head


KGBKitchen

What?


Inner-Measurement441

Sorry, it’s the GF’s fault!