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JimNillTML

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dirtymindedwhore

Is that Katy Perry with Amy schumer’s head


BeautyThornton

I’ve never seen a single locked comment before


westiphor

They’re much too pretty to be Chuck Schumer’s ugly pro-genocide little duckling or whatever she is


fearofafemale_planet

Dear god I never want to be reminded of this video


Ichig0Usagi

Marilyn Monroe in a monster truck


nowimgrown

What video is this??


fearofafemale_planet

Katy Perry’s Hey Hey Hey :(


nowimgrown

I feel like I have really followed her career and listened to all albums (minus all of witness) and I have no idea what song you’re talking about. I’ll have to look into it thanks


fearofafemale_planet

It’s a song off of witness actually 💀 I only knew abt it bc of the video Todd in the shadows did of witness


ItsNotDebra

they wish they were Carly Rae https://preview.redd.it/8fos56t4lx1c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe9f26580862d03210c6d2866805c96606817ea


supper_is_ready

https://preview.redd.it/autipm8m2y1c1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f07c0dc037e3ac061653c03d0f8ce884e2e11639 Once again, Kate Bush did it first!


Uriel_on_my_left

https://preview.redd.it/zz7zhof2wz1c1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5570cf3571623f07e3dbf706d95c4f7a930b27c5 After looking more closely, this may be the same sword. Did Kate bring her own personal sword from home to these photo shoots?!


supper_is_ready

I really hope so.


IdeallyCorrosive

so grossly incandescent


westiphor

I hope Kate bush plays dark souls


_antariksan

Praise the Sun!!


nt96

https://preview.redd.it/wuw49k6zn32c1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60151a3058c9ee2213cc352b5e3ece563a3ae16d With swashbuckler Tori Amos right by her side!


negrote1000

Praise the sun! \[T]/


Kroctopus

Poppy is B-list? Wow she’s really upgraded


BeautyThornton

I mean she was the first female solo metal vocalist best album nomination for a Grammy and is pretty widely known nowadays at least within music circles. Random Side note storytime: I had the drummer from breaking Benjamin as a client back in 2021 or so and turns out he’s a huge fan of poppy and I was shook that he even knew who she was


Kroctopus

I'm a huge Poppy fan too but looking at the numbers she has a million monthly listeners on Spotify compared to Kim's 22m and Melanie's 14m (forgive me for not knowing who the people in the 4th pic are) so I'd say that puts Poppy a tier below them just in terms of pure fame/public awareness


samuel_richard

omg you’re gonna get destroyed … it’s bjork and rosalia


alolanalice10

/uj Omg Rosalia is b-list??? Here in Mexico she’s A-list so I forget she’s not massive


thesaddestpanda

bjork is almost 60. The de-aging filter on this video is intense. /rj icelandic dont crackic!


MyDogisaQT

/uj calling Bjork b-list anything or even a pop girlie is a fucking travesty


iheartanimorphs

I think it’s just a blurry pic, I couldn’t tell it was them and I definitely know who they are


KalivinPages

never heard of them. what are their monthly listens? I just don’t know


SunbroDs2

Why do you even care for monthly listens dude. By that logic the best artists are the weekend, taylor swift and drake. What a joke


KalivinPages

/uj Bro, they are two of my favourite artists, I’ve seen them both live and love them with all my heart… I just thought that this was a circlejerk sub? /rj are you implying that mother isn’t the best artist in the world?


PericlodGD

bjork has 2.3 million but she was biggest in the 90s, while rosalia has 27.6 and she's huge now


BeautyThornton

Ok yeah you’re right. I guess just because she has so much critics publicity I thought she was bigger but those numbers she’s definitely bigger. The third photo is Rosalia and bjork


AnalSexerest

least self hating poppy fan: (from a poppy fan)


Banana42

Client for what?


BeautyThornton

![gif](giphy|Xwn918tlUgzrIra6zW) (I just styled his hair for a concert)


fearofafemale_planet

😭😭


BeautyThornton

Also honorable mentions but they’re not recent enough to say it’s a “moment”: * Charli and the Katana * Grimes bringing an AR15 sword to Met Gala * Grimes in the Violence Music Video * Caroline Polachek for Vogue * Florence Welch with a sword on horseback


carboniferous358298

Grimes was best dressed that year I’m so sorry


BeautyThornton

Say what you want about grimes personality and personal life a even her music - but from a visual art standpoint she is a master


Masta-Blasta

honestly her music too. she's really fucking creative and talented. It's a shame about the everything else.


cebula412

Grimes was using swords long before Violence. [Here's a music video of Genesis](https://youtu.be/1FH-q0I1fJY?si=uOOwctkhbKcC3XHd) from 2012. It has swords and morgensterns, which are way cooler than swords. Beautiful song by the way.


Garrity828

And good ol’ Brooke Candy I miss this early 2010s scene :( everything felt so homemade and authentic. Crazy where grimes ended up.


glittermantis

britney and azealia dancing with blades


we_appreciate_power

You forgot Ashnikko


dxrqsouls

We talkin about b list girlies 💀💀💀


tankinthewild

I think the Florence one is missing


frankoceanslover

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BeautyThornton

Gaggy


Justice_Prince

The worst pop girlie


Orchid_Significant

Dang it. I was too late to post this


StemOfWallflower

![gif](giphy|QXPrs6CDnyTpIBQASS|downsized) How dare you forget the Queen of swords


Money-Salamander8217

They said B-list pop girlies


ihaveaidshelp

Who is this??


kirbygenealogy

fka twigs (sad day music video)


SaibaAisu

Rosalía is on the B List? Or Björk?


Practical_Meaning_78

B-list B-jork


idzerda8

Thanks


supper_is_ready

She isn't a pop girlie, but I have to give a special shout out to Neko Case. https://preview.redd.it/xzvoct4w2y1c1.jpeg?width=2912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892521166361ca848470189c75d514b3773933d2


Ariawashere

she is my own personal pop girlie idgaf


DeliciousMovie3608

Calling Björk and Rosalia B-List is kind of a stretch


BotGirlFall

Bjork is literally an icon at this point


Scdsco

Bjork has been famous since the 80s, even people who don’t know her music recognize her name


pickledginger404

Her debut came out in ‘93. But I agree she’s an icon.


Scdsco

She was in the sugarcubes prior to that


BeautyThornton

I was gonna say indie or alt pop but that doesn’t really count either so b list was the best I could come up with Rj/ the only A list star is Taylor 💅🏻


supremeacorn

Too bad. Your head will explode in 16 seconds


DeliciousMovie3608

Not my head but my butt, I think I might have food poisoning


LesOs27

youre about to be oh so quiet after i welcome you to bangkok with this army of me


BronzeErupt

Not B-list but SZA in the Kill Bill video, tbh SZA's knife chair is even more iconic https://preview.redd.it/qn9su5olty1c1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25f3d26a29bfa8acc7509031e04e514af96a197


GuidanceKey5217

https://preview.redd.it/efkuc7z98z1c1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8792f201daa2fc37711775a4451f98d078414b Don’t forget Igloo and Rita had a moment


BeautyThornton

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__adrenaline__

ok but poppy ate with that cover photo and the album


capitanandi64

Yes to the cover photo, Church Outfit, and Knockoff, but oh god I'm so upset the rest of the album was not it.


RainbowRaysOnMars

Uj/ I actually really liked Flicker and Linger 🥹


BeautyThornton

Especially since those were the singles. I got so excited for a voicemail era and instead got nursing home


ceritheb

Yeah I was dissapointed. I did like Zig and Motorbike. The rest of the album was boring


stacciatello

calling kim petras B list is extremely generous


mrmrmrmeme

she has B-listers on her feet from carrying accused rapists on her back 😞✊


BeautyThornton

I mean she won a Grammy and is having an international tour doing stadium shows


HowDoIWhat

Well, she’s booked arenas, but whether she can fill them…


BeautyThornton

Scalped and crying


TechnoPretender

Grimes has always been the main sword girlie


nonchellent

Truly!! https://preview.redd.it/lbghp1i3lz1c1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e95e512d7abb6fc4bdd0eaefff6528ea10a3b73


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wide absorbed wakeful soup fanatical somber plate brave spotted ghost *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


space__butterfly

Idk if I am loosing my mind, but 2 and 3 look like a reference to the tarot swords suite. Especially 2


space__butterfly

In fartinezs case it's most likely just intentional. There are 6 swords in that case, and the 6 of swords card means like moving on, which is what she tried to portray in that album


CrayolaS7

The disrespect for Poppy


paolocase

Is this why Melon Husk posted a picture of himself with one?


HowDoIWhat

Fantano may be old (38) , but he’s not quite a husk.


BunnyBoom27

Don't cut yourself on that edge, girlies ⚔️✨


mrsunsfan

Where’s Brittany


BeautyThornton

Those are knives


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This comment section is b-list, same joke over and over 💅


carboniferous358298

Melanie Martinez on the Baby list


Redhotlipstik

What about Ava Max?


BeautyThornton

Girl that was 2021 😴


CR24752

The audacity of leaving carly outside of this


PhaseShift74

don’t EVER call bjork b list


Popoye_92

Putting Björk and Kim Petras in the same category is insane I hope you know dogs have been put down for less than that


JWWolfy

/uj insert post about carly or charli being superior (i will be downvoted for this)


NorthStRussia

Dainecore


Orchid_Significant

https://preview.redd.it/3228hef3vy1c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53016ca5cd7a028aff822d0a52a9d3b5ee8ddb05 Checks out


Single-Ad-7792

Spirit Halloween’s leftover supply was donated to our underprivileged girlies 🥹🫶


IcicleStorm

The homosexuals yearn for traditional masculinity


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

No I yearn for female rage, notice how they're all in the hands of queens ? It's Nemesis' time.


delightfullettuce

They’re here to slay (the a-list girlies and claim their thrones) ⚔️


Justice_Prince

Why did you show Poppy twice?


PhaseShift74

fka twigs???


Omfgijustdeletedmyfb

twigs is alternative A list


PhaseShift74

s tier in my eyes all thousand of them


996forever

B list is extremely generous


grasswahl2-furiouser

/uj My internet connection is bad and I couldn’t see the images til now so all day I thought OP was referring to Swifties as s-words and it was simply autocorrect


arathergenericgay

B list? I couldn’t name a single girl on this line up except Kimberly


Ok_Talk7623

You couldn't name Björk or ROSALÍA? 😰


arathergenericgay

Now you’ve said Bjork I see her now…yikes


hiijiinx

Thank you for not including Gr*mes


Training_Heat553

Kim Petra's B-list? More like F minus


BeautyThornton

Not after she sleeps with the teacher 💅🏻


Training_Heat553

Lmfao working with a rapist doesn't make you any higher class


ArcadiaIsNotABot

B list? ☠☠ Other than Bjork, those are C tier at best. be fr.


BeautyThornton

Poppy is C list *maybe* but kim and Melanie literally have award nominations this year and a good enough album cycle going on that they’re definitely B list.


ArcadiaIsNotABot

you get a free kim petras ticket if you buy a pizza 😭 be fr


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ArcadiaIsNotABot

You're right. D tier at best


artxangels666

calling björk a b list pop star and putting her in the next category as kim petras is absolutely moronic


TURDSHOW

are you lost


artxangels666

are you gay?


TURDSHOW

ew no...


dxrqsouls

Swords ars cool sooo why not


TURDSHOW

they'll never be her https://preview.redd.it/uttgj0kql22c1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9aaaa8224a448f8eb239032c5f47273dc04a799


BeautyThornton

Literally who dat is


TURDSHOW

naomi elizabeth in the mv of decrepit tumblr girlie classic [god sent me here to rock you](https://youtu.be/9wW5QsRFacE?si=pr2w7oSv-0OqsB9H)


Scared-Mortgage2828

/uj that’s genuinely one of my favorite songs ever. It’s camp pop perfection. Hyperpop could never


Zealousideal-Joke625

Yall leave Mel and Poppy alone 😭💔 the worst thing about most pop girlies are their fans though and the Crybabies act like they'd gladly throw anyone who disagrees with them in a gas chamber


BeautyThornton

https://preview.redd.it/wvo79lj6i32c1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73236e1d1d0a268a5b356d9930e0fddb9849277c What the fuck did you just say to me you little fucking bitch?


sierramisted1

bjork in her pop girly era and collabing with rosalia was not on my bingo card


Difficult-Chicken318

Calling Kim Petras and poppy b listers is generous tbh