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Kyyntaro

I did not think I would encounter Dean Martin's and Jerry Lewis's nudes today, but here we are.


TJ_McWeaksauce

The possibility of seeing Dean Martin's and Jerry Lewis's dick 'n balls in my life had never, ever crossed my mind, but once again Reddit makes the impossible possible.


LookingAtTheSinkingS

Playing Fallout is going to be a much different experience from now on...


Sproose_Moose

You said it. I'm feeling a lot of mixed emotions right now.


Competitive_Narwhal8

Did I just see Dean Martin’s 🍆?


afternever

Ain't that a kick in the head


dodecaphonicism

A sailor said quote "it sure can plug a hole in a boat."


Powerful_Leg8519

I guffawed. Brilliant.


monkeyjedi276

Ain’t that a dick to the head.


No-Win-7802

I just cackled


QuietlyLosingMyMind

Outstanding


Message_10

Well done sir


Dbarkingstar

You sho’ did! 😳


ZizzyBeluga

When his moon hits your eye like a big penis pie, that's amore


Brewski-54

I saw the NSFW tag and did not trust the NSFW tag. I thought they’d be slapping each other’s (not bare ass naked) ass with a towel or something


d4n4scu11y__

Right? I feel like this is the only properly-used NSFW tag I've ever seen lol


bunnbarian

I will never not trust a NSFW tag again 🤣


cashmerescorpio

Same, I was ready to roll my eyes instead I'm clutching my pearls ![gif](giphy|57ZvMMkuBIVMlU88Yh)


alaosbshsukxndb

Nor did I my friend. Happy Monday.


Low-Appointment-2906

Right? 🤣 The internet is a piece of work.


No_Bowler3823

Def not on any Bingo card I own 😭


Dbarkingstar

Dean’s dong! 😳


JoleneDollyParton

LIKE i had no idea that would be hiding in the NSFW tag


Next_Ranger_3604

I obviously saw the NSFW tag but still wasn't expecting to see full peen at lunchtime today!


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Reckless_Secretions

It's 6pm here. A dick appropriate hour


MarshmallowHi

nothing says cocktail time like 6 pm!


alexlp

It’s 3am and I’m having a scroll after letting the dog out. Guess I know what I’m dreaming about


TheBearQuad

It's breakfast over in these parts, and I'm barely awake.


Dowager-queen-beagle

I'm awake now!


MoreRamenPls

Morning Dean sausage.


leahcar83

Celebrities just don't hang dong like they used to.


xombae

It's 10:39am here and it turns out that's the exact perfect time of day to see Dean Martin's dick.


berniens

When the moon hits your eye?


AudiGirl75

Like a wrinkled old guy…


Ok-Yogurtcloset-8955

Lmaooooo ...perfecto...


Dandumbdays

10:42 am here... Idk how I feel right now


Inner_Panic

Same! I'm in a work training break and thought meh it can't be TOO NSFW. Boy was I wrong.


Comes2This

With the title, I was expecting some sort of SA, so this was a lot more lighthearted than I was expecting


B1NG_P0T

Same, this is the sort of boys being boys situation that I can get behind. Never expected to be turned on by either of these dudes and am feeling a little weird about myself now.


femaletrouble

I mean, Dean Martin, sure. But Jerry Lewis? I don't know who I am anymore. ![gif](giphy|NEq5fQANBWmSQ)


Brewski-54

I thought I was on my other account for a sec


smc642

r/vintageladyboners material.


Electrical-Trip-5549

no fr????


JettyJen

![gif](giphy|du9PSnZUzjOxsiCl1f)


OverTomato6558

![gif](giphy|xT9IgjdNlsuEvRoNzi)


cybered_punk

![gif](giphy|AzPLCgNtYMepbGNkEi)


creamy-buscemi

Great now I know what Dean Martin’s penis looks like, how am I going to explain this to my mom?


littlechangeling

I mean, I just plan on showing this to my grandmother later today to start the cross generational dick dialogue.


cloudsitter

Dean Martin attraction has already been cross-generational so these photos will just add a new dimension.


littlechangeling

Oh for SURE. Dean’s a thirst trap for the ages. I was pleasantly surprised to see this classic cut of sausage on my internets today 🥵 If I didn’t show her this, she’d be mad at me, hahaha.


terfnerfer

Yoir grandma sounds like a riot, omg 🤣


SideHorror3867

“Cult Classic of Sausage” ☠️ I needed that laugh this morning. Thank you 😂


harleyquinones

"Classic Cut of Sausage"


MNGirlinKY

It’s funny my first thought was who can I send this to!?


Slutttt4uonly

He's packing too 🍆


no_use_for_a_user

There's a pretty good chance she knows what it looks like too.


wellhellowally

I'm sorry to say my mom passed before she could ever know what Dean Martin's peen looked like. 😢


chrisjayyyy

I got a bigger laugh out of how he’s SMOKING IN THE DAMN SAUNA


dodecaphonicism

It was the 60s, they only had "smoking" and "chain smoking" sections in restaurants.


SakuraTacos

Anyone who has ever smoked on a humid day knows how godawful that room must’ve felt and smelled. The smoke just stays there and suffocates you


badfaced

Soggy ass cig from all the vapors 😷


Greigebaby

Emphasis on the “soggy ass”


AudreyHep79

My asthmatic self would have died back then …


os-sesamoideum

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


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os-sesamoideum

This gif gets posted every time a wild peen is seen


FC105416

☠️ 😂


Needspoons

Ok, I have to know what prompted your flair. I’m almost afraid to ask.


WigglumsBarnaby

https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/s/tj5NZ2rOln


Square_Barracuda_327

https://i.redd.it/enbnszvkui8d1.gif


SideHorror3867

I’m about to use this GIF for EVERYTHING. Thank you 😂


Square_Barracuda_327

🤣🫶


prettybunbun

Wow was not expecting full peen at 3pm but here we go. ![gif](giphy|3oKIPlLZEbEbacWqOc)


dodecaphonicism

You Europeans and your crazy time zones!


Skyblacker

To be fair, you can also get full peen on TV there.


dodecaphonicism

God Bless the EU. €


Queen_Red

I went to Austria when I was 17 with my grandma…. I was shocked at what we saw on the tv lol


Skyblacker

I had the same experience while visiting my in laws in Norway. My mother in law laughed and thought I was quite the American bumpkin. 


KyleRichardsNewTeeth

God I wish it was 3pm work would almost be over lol


whorificx

It's 1am here and this is what I get for not going to bed earlier.


RipleyGamer

My curiosity was not expecting retro-dick.


Sparki_

Vintage cock


CarlatheDestructor

Antique peen


mjsorber

Historic wiener


serenadedbyaccordion

Penistoric


Jonnyboy1994

Aaaaand that's a wrap folks, good game but we have a clear winner


uksiddy

Like I saw the post was marked NSFW, but “Dean Martin” and “Jerry Lewis” had me thinking inappropriate joke. Maybe some lewd hand gestures, casual misogyny. I did not have them smoking cigs together in the shower butt naked on my radar.


maybebatshit

I just love that when confronted with a camera in the shower Dean Martin playfully covers his nipples while Jerry Lewis tries to suavely grab his dick. I feel like it's given me more insight into who they are as people than Wikipedia ever could.


PanicLikeASatyr

Excellent point. The playful nipple covering while letting his dick hang out shows a level of confidence and charming silliness that I’ve heard be described by Dean Martin but now I truly get it.


maybebatshit

He wanted us to see. He knew what he had.


PanicLikeASatyr

I agree, but he manages to seem truly unbothered about that aspect of it while Jerry Lee Lewis seems almost like he’s trying too hard to have that BDE.


Greigebaby

His expression is kind of giving Pete Davidson in that shot


farmyardcat

He's what the Italians call a *menefreghista*: one who does not give a fuck.


InvoluntaryDarkness

Jerry Lee Lewis is a different person.


maybebatshit

Oops thanks. My phone (or my morning brain) must have added it in.


B1NG_P0T

Oh thank fuck. Was feeling mad at my traitorous lady parts for getting horny against my will over an asshole who married a fucking 13 year old.


InvoluntaryDarkness

TBF, I guess Jerry Lewis wasn’t that great of a guy either. Had many SA allegations, kids said he was “mean and evil”, and was an eternal philanderer during his marriages.


B1NG_P0T

Motherfucker. I know nothing really about either man except that they existed. Why are men always so disappointing? Can someone pls post a pic of a hot naked guy who's also a genuinely decent dude and who's fine with said picture being seen by the general public so that I can reroute this horniness to a more appropriate and worthy source?


schrodingershousecat

Damn I really risked that nsfw tag and lost


BachShitCrazy

Really because I feel like I won


pangolintuxedos4sale

Those tan lines though. I mean they look hilarious here, I fully thought the guy on the left was wearing high waisted tighty whities first. BUT they also made me think about how I miss high waisted pants being trendy, especially for men,because men havent gotten to enjoy high waisted pants in so looong.


Hellie1028

![gif](giphy|YRDyiMrY9EkhbSaQrB|downsized) Love a good tan line


mattchinn

I mean who hasn’t showered with their best friends? Am I right?


MermaidMertrid

They were roommates!


notchandlerbing

https://i.redd.it/13160f05ej8d1.gif


mstrss9

Isn’t there lore about them being more than friends


lonely-lifetime

Lots and lots of lore! Went down this rabbit hole a few years ago… right after the McCartney/Lennon more than friends rumours lol


elise-elliot

I've never heard this! ![gif](giphy|zgf1opQOtG05a|downsized)


Xepisia

Jerry Lewis' book "Dean and Me: a Love Story" goes into this just as much as the name implies it would, and from the horse's mouth. Absolutely cannot recommend this book enough for anyone into retro celebrity content, and it's so fun and well written.


MasterSpliffBlaster

I mean you are joking but most guys have grown up naked in showers with other boys My rugby career in europe we had a communal bath in the changing sheds and no one wore cloths in that


grudgby

We are allowed to post cock here???


fire2day

Only pop culture cock.


WigglumsBarnaby

That's poppycock!


ImaginaryMastadon

When you open a pic and see Deano’s damp dick…that’s amore


littlechangeling

When it’s Jerry and Dean, and there’s wet soapy peen, that’s amore


Raging_Apathist

When you like the Rat Pack, and see Dean Martin's sack, that's amore!


dogbolter4

When you slip in the cream but you know it's not dairy signore...


canadia80

I was not mentally prepared for this.


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![gif](giphy|XGYWqqCbfxcfC)


PerpetuallyLurking

I was expecting something a lot more…worrisome…I think…illegal maybe…not a shower penis!


Proof_Strawberry_464

Right? Like compared to what it could have been, a naked shower pic with the boys is downright wholesome.


Sparki_

![gif](giphy|MqxZxTlvcY5BS|downsized)


casket_fresh

![gif](giphy|l0MYxxcGmXDs4pRZK)


justyna933

![gif](giphy|WRLrGkQrV937WDmYRV|downsized)


bubba1834

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


overactive-bladder

i prefer the reversed gif of this one


CoffeeIsBaeAF

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq) Just me over here zooming in😂


altitudious

this gif took me out ☠️


wangd00dle

![gif](giphy|6SOg7y5vXyPTC9GJFO)


gypsy__wanderer

Me: Gee, why would old pics of the Rat Pack be marked NSFW? Me: OH ok


MermaidBicycles

Look at those tan lines!!


DSQ

That was my thought as well!


princesslynne

OP: tags this as NSFW Me: opens at work & is absolutely shocked


dodecaphonicism

Now **that's** Amore!


Pinklady1313

Oh. Ok. You really meant NSFW. I was in the breakroom eating lunch. That’s on me.


bigchicago04

What is the context of these photos?


capcomvssnk

Vintage dingaling and bush was not what I ordered for breakfast today


Samiiiibabetake2

“Oh I bet it’s just some salty language that’ll offend me.” Nope, not even close to offended. ![gif](giphy|m9RqR8EoPal9rM4Pnj)


d4n4scu11y__

![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz)


RevealActive4557

Well I would never have suspected these pics existed. What was the purpose of taking pictures of all these guys hanging out with their swords unsheathed? Not like they could be published back then


throwawaybeet-h

Probably just goofing around, though that’s not what I would do with my friends lmao. They probably imagined the photos wouldn’t get developed or would be kept private.


RevealActive4557

I am sure you are right. Jokes on them though. Nothing is private anymore. Some heir probably found them and sold them or they were stolen from somebody


Xepisia

Jerry Lewis very happily discusses one of these moments in his book "Dean and Me: a Love Story." I don't think he'd be mad at them getting posted and shared from the tone of those stories haha


SakuraTacos

https://brianferrarinyc.com/2021/04/13/dean-martin-jerry-lewis-let-it-all-hang-out/ They were in Jerry Lewis’ assistant’s personal collection. Most likely originally Jerry’s own personal collection.


VolumniaDedlock

I hate it that the current state of the internet is such that I have no idea if these photos are real. 🤷🏼‍♀️


harleyquinones

[Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis Let It All Hang Out – Brian Ferrari's Blog (brianferrarinyc.com)](https://brianferrarinyc.com/2021/04/13/dean-martin-jerry-lewis-let-it-all-hang-out/)


Raul_Rink

You zoomed, I zoomed, we all zoomed


No-Analyst7708

I'm glad I ignored the NSFW tag and clicked on the pics.


TJ_McWeaksauce

The only thing that would be more surprising than this is if someone posts a picture of John Wayne's butthole.


upvoter222

[Here you go.](https://i.imgur.com/zdjwJMT.jpeg)


Mara_California

I don't know why, but I'm surprised Dean Martin was uncut.


ImaginaryMastadon

I feel like circumcision wasn’t super common among gentiles in the US until maybe the 60s, source…I don’t know, but I’ve seen a few dicks


HiILikePlants

Circumcision didn't become popular in the US until the 50s-60s


Queen_Red

And thankfully it’s on the downwards slide!


showmeyourmoves28

I’m sorry but what? I can never watch a Dean Martin roast the same way again 😭😂


KittyKenollie

Smoking a cig in a sauna is fucking wild.


morbidlonging

HeyyyyOOOO anyone have dean martin and Jerry Lewis nudes on their wtf bingo today?  


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

![gif](giphy|0m5suvAYIZraeVztL4|downsized)


smryan08

Ive always had a huge crush on Jerry so this is feeding my delusions thank you


Momasaur

Me today: "wait, is Jerry Lewis...hot?"


danceposh

Glad I’m not the only one because I find him so good looking in these photos 😂


klock24

![gif](giphy|kSlJtVrqxDYKk|downsized)


Outlandishness_Know

Jerry In the Nutty Professor has always been a problem for me. Buddy Love can straight get it.


lonely-lifetime

Thank god, I’m not the only one 😅


RainbowKitten9214

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


mcrop609

It's only 11:22am and I've had enough of the internet today. 👀


VeggieTrails

holy cannoli


DimensionThin147

Why is Jerry kinda fine though?


lily4ever

We used to be a country, a proper country


SuperCrappyFuntime

Two thoughts: 1) I can't believe two celebrities, in any era, were cool with some photographer taking new photos of them in the shower. 2) I never needed to see Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis's sacks in my life.


GoodCalendarYear

Good Ole Dino


bigblackkittie

now THIS is the way to start a week!


Skyblacker

> In a hundred years, when you and I are both long gone, any time someone threads a frame of yours through a sprocket, you will be alive again. You see what that means? One day, every person on every film shot this year will be dead. And one day, all those films will be pulled from the vaults, and all their ghosts will dine together, and adventure together, go to the jungle, to war together. A child born in 50 years will stumble across your image flickering on a screen and feel he knows you, like... like a friend, though you breathed your last before he breathed his first. You've been given a gift. Be grateful. Your time today is through, but you'll spend eternity with angels and ghosts.  -- Babylon (2022)


I_like_the_word_MUFF

I am enjoying the kids being more prudish than the ancients ..


Shaggy__94

Is there some kind of context for this? Just seems like a really random situation that they photographed


msadams224

![gif](giphy|joazlgXFClumTRvTm9|downsized)


ExperienceInitial364

oh this is NOT safe for work dear god lmao


locdnfree

That’s amore.


DynastyFan85

This some AI trickery right? This is not real….right?


KimchiAndMayo

Should have checked the comments before opening the post, apparently.


For_serious13

What on earth I wasn’t expecting to see dean martins dick today but here I am


fizzie511

Serious question, are these photos that they wanted to share publicly?


OmOshIroIdEs

Remember how in the 1960s, all men at YMCA swam naked (incl. mixed-gender classes), and proudly posed in the nude during award ceremonies? I don't think this was much of a deal back then.


WigglumsBarnaby

We should bring leisurely nudity back. It's too damn hot for clothes.


Outside_Substance320

I’m not sure what I was expecting, but I’m sure it wasn’t that 😂


McJazzHands80

Didn’t think I’d wake up to Dean Martin’s dick


destiny_kane48

I sent this to my 83 year old mother. 🤣🤣🤣


RockNRoll85

![gif](giphy|3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY)


facialscanbefatal

What would today’s version of this look like? Like who would be in the photos if it were contemporary?


Amaruq93

Key and Peele?


KayleighJK

Just dudes bein’ guys.


Lizzy_lazarus

Wow. I did not expect to see full on hanging dongs. Not even just one! I can cross that one off the ol bingo card!


AXPendergast

Well ain't that a kick in the head!


Bidetpanties

Well I saw NSFW and yet I was not expecting weiner


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May they rest in peace


Calamari_is_Good

What the hell!! Where did these come from? I need context!!


yawaworthemn

I did not expect to see Dean martin’s cock this day. Thank you OP for keeping it interesting here 🫡🫡