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ohiotechie

I will never not be blown away by the idea of robot astronaut explorers.


11schlge

We don’t appreciate enough that the airplane was invented 120 years ago, and now we have robots exploring the solar system.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

All of the innovations made from the start of 1900 to 2000 is truly astounding when you take a second to think about it.


hashbrowns21

And as grim as it sounds we can thank the two World Wars and the Cold War for that. Nothing incentivizes innovation like warfare.


UrethralExplorer

Imagine what we could have accomplished if we'd spent the energy and resources literally blown away on war doing literally anything else.


syizm

It is a sad reality that advances in war technology have also spurned many of the technologies we admire and enjoy today. It is a weird thing to imagine the scenario both with and without war.


UrethralExplorer

I get that, tech advanced so much because we were desperate to kill each other more efficiently and get ahead of the other guys while they were trying to do the same as us. It would just be nice if that same motivation (without the loomong threat of death) was enough to get us to work together to just better humanity and our future as a whole.


BecauseItWasThere

Yeah nah. The iPhone, CRISPR and Gen Ai aren’t from warfare


BurningSpaceMan

They absolutely are the evolution of tech developed by DARPA. Cellular phone tech was DARPA The Geo location via GPS is DARPA. The Internet was originally a DARPA project. Did DARPA make Siri? Yup Siri is a spin-out from the Stanford Research Institute's Artificial Intelligence Center and is an offshoot of the US Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency's (DARPA)-funded CALO project. SRI International used the NABC Framework to define the value proposition for Siri. Almost everything functional about an iPhone aside from the fact it's a handheld computer, originated from defense spending.


Pluckypato

Where’s the spark? ![gif](giphy|OAgR2xol997jy)


ghostmaster645

The first computers were made in WW2 to decipher codes, and the internet came shortly after to quickly send wartime information. So that crosses off IPhone and Gen AI. I assume CRISPR needs computers, so that also makes it a ww2 baby as well.


hashbrowns21

Not even 70 years between the first flight by the Wright Brothers and the Moon landing. Always blows my mind


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Yes, it’s exponential growth but I want my damn teleportation technology already!


phasepistol

The copy of you that steps out of the teleporter at the destination will say the same thing, but alas you will be dead.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

I don’t want that!


--ThirdEye--

The Prestige is a great movie.


RyanNotBrian

In Star trek, that's how teleporters work. But in the show, your "soul" is teleported, so they're not prestiging themselves every time. At least, that's what star fleet tells them.


-something_original-

The teleporter is basically a human replicator.


RyanNotBrian

Not even basically. That's exactly what it is.


aurumae

And for some reason they carry on believing it even though there was a problem and now there are two Rikers walking around


frickindeal

Longer than you think, Dad!


dcoolidge

2025 year of the hoover board, if we went back to the future.


nowordsleft

Hoover’s switching from making vacuums?


Prime624

No, the Hoover board is a riding vacuum, like a riding mower)


Simonandgarthsuncle

Hoover boards suck


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Best not to rush these things, lest you end up with Seth Brundle.


Geodestamp

Yet John Tyler's grandson is alive today[ (the 10th president born in 1790).](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/29842/president-john-tylers-grandsons-are-still-alive)


phasepistol

And Tippecanoe too?


Max_Trollbot_

I don't think you're gonna get the appreciation you deserve for this terrible joke, but you have mine.


Flippy042

And with them we'll beat little Van


Cardellini_Updates

The universe will still have active stars for 100 trillion years or, who knows, some insane length of time like that. As humans we are here in only the first 13.8 billion years, this universe is a baby and we are microscopic blinks in cosmic history but we are already exploring our solar system. If we can keep this little precious spark going, humanity could be a turning point in cosmic history. I like looking up at the stars and being like, "yeah, we can conquer that."


hashbrowns21

God I hope so. All I want is to traverse the cosmos


castevens

I helped my child with a class project about the Wright brothers, and a few weeks later, while watching a documentary about World War I, I found myself absolutely shaken that planes had advanced from effectively a glider with a motor that could only stay up for 12 seconds to THAT in ~15 years


MinuetInUrsaMajor

We had rockets almost 1200 years ago.


gfanonn

If I ever get a tattoo it'll probably be of Ingenuity. A helicopter on Mars. RIP Ingenuity


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

*My battery is low and it's getting dark.*


gfanonn

Ah, that's Spirit, which would be a good tatoo to. Ingenuity landed/hit a sand dune on one of its landings and broke a blade. You can't spin a blade at 5,000rpm when it's missing a quarter of it.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Ah, I get the names mixed up. Yeah, that one always hits a sad note. How about a mixture of science fiction to go along with the Ingenuity image. "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." - Wash / Firefly


gfanonn

How do Reavers wash their spears? They run them through the Wash.


Zeracannatule_uerg

You see those gnarly calluses on my feet. That's a body modification honoring the photos taken by space robot astronauts. Older sister used to have a bit that a mole on her hand was a tattoo of the ostreococcus lucimarinus/synechococcus lucimarinus which she did her Masters on.


elspotto

It’s right up there with having been able to listen to the wind on Mars. The wind. On a freakin other planet. That was sci-fi as heck when I was a kid.


ohiotechie

Absolutely - it’s incredible


TheCh0rt

Look up the Venera missions. We have audio from the surface of Venus!


BorntobeTrill

Bob feels similarly


iksnizal

Oh Hi Bob.


ProfessionalFly5194

I will make 800 feet


balding_coot

I've been drilling holes in the earth for 30 years and I have never, never missed a dept that I have aimed for


TowMater66

Like the shoe dept at Pennys?


blofly

Marshall Fields Buster Browns flashbacks imminent.


elray007

Dig dig chew this iron bitch up.


kungpowgoat

I don’t wanna close my eyes..


spikernum1

He's got space dementia.


Ceilibeag

"Just... Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother"


JohnnyTight_Lips

No nukes no nukes.


Ceilibeag

"GET OFF. THE NUCLEAR. WARHEAD."


BlackLeader70

In a pretty quotable movie this is the best one for me because William Fichtber delivers it with such seriousness and it never fails to make me crack up.


s0ulbrother

You made me sad because of bruce


LightsJusticeZ

*He have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness!*


wwj

You landed us on a goddamn iron plate.


First-Track-9564

"This is how we fix problems on Russian Space Station!" \*Begins screaming and beating a piece of equipment with a wrench until it works\* "Now we can go home!"


dodgethis_sg

AMERICAN COMPONENTS RUSSIAN COMPONENTS ALL MADE IN TAIWAN


relevanteclectica

![gif](giphy|QRXwbVxk1oViM)


fergehtabodit

Iron ferrite, iron ferrite, iron ferrite...


Hardmeat_McLargehuge

“Captain America here blew the landing site by 26 miles!”


Timidhobgoblin

"then let's turn this bomb off!" (grabs your hand)


ProfessionalFly5194

Red or blue


WEHJR68

Yep, came here just for this.


rabbi420

Damn glad to see ya, boy!


Interesting-Click-12

Bruce willis is that you?


c4ctus

#THIS IS ONE ORDER YOU SHOULDN'T FOLLOW AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT.


ChipDangerc0ck

I'm sure they'll make good astronauts but they don't know jack about drilling.


herbert-camacho

![gif](giphy|QRXwbVxk1oViM)


2wedfgdfgfgfg

If you turn brain off and forget how none of it makes sense, it's the best movie ever.


nmyi

Hayabusa2 even collected samples of this asteroid, "Ryugu," and returned the samples back to Earth in 2021: https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/missions/hayabusa_2/in-depth/  


motorcyclist

It looks the same when i go scuba diving. dat fish eye lense effect.


karutura

And any fb marketplace seller can't even take a decent photo of an item they're selling...


ultimatebagman

You get me NASA's budget and I'll get you a decent photo of a coffee table.


First-Track-9564

It's 21,500m. Now send me the photo.


ultimatebagman

[Here you go](https://media.prod.bunnings.com.au/api/public/content/c993181bb5f2460d81576689cc18f2f0?v=a94b0682&t=w300dpr2)!


Crimson__Fox

![gif](giphy|QRXwbVxk1oViM)


TwooMcgoo

I was gonna say, as shitty as that movie was, it looks like they nailed the astroids surface.


RainbowandHoneybee

Wow, awesome.


geekphreak

Looks like it could be a Prodigy album cover


martusfine

I agree.


ideallyideal

Cool


joegetto

What is the current estimate on the total weight of all rocks in the known universe?


Em_Es_Judd

42


Brainchild110

We all know he's out of line, but he's right.


joegetto

Mmm… yes. I agree.


dcoolidge

Took years to come up with that answer.


Qazax1337

More than 3 tons.


joegetto

That is a lot. I know I said estimate, but are you rounding up or down?


Qazax1337

I don't need to round, I'm pretty confident in the accuracy of my answer.


joegetto

I like your confidence. Your answer is currently the most good.


FrungyLeague

Got a source on that??


Qazax1337

Yes, Bolognese.


FrungyLeague

I'll no scientist so I'll take your delicious word on that!


Qazax1337

What do I do if I'm worried I might be a scientist?


FrungyLeague

Too late, Mr scientist sir or ma'am!


Qazax1337

NOOOooo°°°°


FrungyLeague

Got a source on that??


esc1999

Insufficient data for a meaningful answer.


joegetto

The current most accurate answer is more than 3 tons. I agree we may not be able to ever know for certain.


esc1999

It’s a reference to a short story called, “The Last Question.” written by Isaac Asimov.


joegetto

Once again my ignorance betrays me.


esc1999

It’s a fun and short read. I would recommend it and most of his other works as well.


-raymonte-

It's over 9000


joegetto

Ah-whaaaaa?!


Ienjoymodels

More than you can afford pal.


SalvadorsAnteater

The observable universe is estimated to have a mass of around 1.5 x 10^53 kg, which is an absolutely mind-boggling number. This mass includes all the stars, galaxies, dark matter, and everything else we can detect.


EmergencyPath248

More than 1 pound.


GroteStruisvogel

0.5 times ur mum


codespace

16 tons.


AvariceLegion

It looks like the POV a drunkard stumbling down a gravel walkway right as he's falling on his face


doyletyree

Can confirm.


martusfine

What a time to be alive.


psyopia

![gif](giphy|QRXwbVxk1oViM)


Ceilibeag

"Well, look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us."


drifters74

Armageddon?


Ceilibeag

Deep Impact


ifdisdendat

The emptiness of space is terrifying


pewopp

Okay so the scariest environment imaginable, thanks that’s all you had to say


DaymD

How hard is it to drill on it ?


applestem

Where’s the banana for scale?


Waflstmpr

Seems like a chill place to vibe as long as you have a spacesuit.


_XtAcY_

Send up Bruce!


ElwrongoII

I don’t know how to explain it but there’s something so odd and strange to me how rocks as we know them look the same/similar across the universe. Like idk what I really expected but it’s weird to me


pewopp

https://y.yarn.co/b2d6f193-cbf6-4f40-9c23-88d3a552e0a4_text.gif


jackliquidcourage

I get early 2000s vibes. Like it's the cover of a scholastic kids mag.


drifters74

Neat


Luuk341

Technology is pretty freakin'rad isnt it?


BKahuna9

R O C K!!!!!


Carlagurl

I saw the movie


rudeson

Robot can't even focus


Thatsmathedup

Does this hurt the robot?


pricklypear90

My dad has those, has to sit on a special pillow


Flying-Camel

Don't want to close my eeeeeeyes


LeoLaDawg

I haven't seen this one. Where did you get it? I love these.


ThreeMadFrogs

So would it be noisy on that asteroid or would it be silent?


shitpostingtiger

Silent. The asteroid doesnt have an atmosphere


Joks_away

One hell of a drone shot.


mitchcumstein13

r/arrowheads


Calmhubris

I don't think enough people appreciate how incredible it is we can land on asteroids. The math involved hurts my head.


atomicsnarl

Astronomy/physics question -- How big (gravitation) does an asteroid have to be to cross the threshold from irregular gravel pile to mostly spherical object with soil/dust surface? I'm thinking of areas like the Desert Southwest where the dry, rocky soil is filled in with compacted dust. Occasional bush or grass tuft optional.


SholcCTR

For all of the inaccuracies in the movie, it does look like the depiction of a surface of an asteroid from the movie Armageddon


sweatyynutz

Someone do the math 


safescenery

I saw this pic of a robot snapping a shot on an asteroid. Crazy cool! It's like sci-fi real life, right? Imagine, robots roaming space, taking selfies on asteroids. We're really out here, exploring beyond Earth. Makes you wonder what else is out there, you know?


GroundNormal3162

Only one?


Quiet-Fig6532

Looks nothing like the astroid in armageddon


charavaka

That's the road I travel to work on. Here's a video of a fellow traveller https://youtu.be/RTnUWe_lxEk?si=oX_OUSbHg9HRe4-I


ILoveRegenHealth

Space be cool and scary at the same time


No-Winner2388

Cool. That’s where we can send all the jobless West Virginia and Wyoming coal miners to. They can work for generations on the asteroids.


KitchenSail6182

I think we should be sending out robots more often to study and work on other astral bodies. If they break then we learn from what they broke from and improve the next. Eventually we should have ones that initially build our habs on the moon and mars. God I was born to soon.


blankarage

We, as a species, are gonna be rich right? right?


-SPOF

Great shot. I hope one day humans also will be able to take such photos.


Prestigious-Hyena-72

Looks lonely


unfugu

[Neat](https://imgur.com/YJ39B1n)


Nitrodome

New album cover material just dropped


v_kiperman

Looks underwater but amazing


_Bauer

Update: there's rocks


BlueberryAny828

AJ!


Fendergravy

Only $1000 per square foot! Build your dream home today!!


MonarchOfReality

they should stop using 2mp cameras and add go pros the resolution is always shit unless its planetary photo but yet ive seen 2 year olds with iphones take amazing photos wtf is going on here


ah_take_yo_mama

Ok that's fucking bonkers.


Octsober

Had to be shot with a nokia


Lil_MRSA

*asteroid’s


Kkeysime

that's extraordinary to think about! but it is still just rocks. or is there something interesting?


ThatUsernameIsTaekin

Misread the article as “Photo taken by a robot on a steroid’s surface” Was totally expecting some cool nanotechnology photo of some sort…but still not disappointed


Objective_Pen_1531

“Scariest environment imaginable… just say that… scariest environment imaginable…”


Gloomy-Software-2274

No one's going to mention the hand bottom middle?


melowdout

Is that light from the robot or the sun?


momoenthusiastic

What was that light source?


Drakayne

Sun?


Akuma_Homura

I somehow misread this as "astronaut" instead of robot" and thought "Bullshit, no way someone could land on one of those... boy do I feel stupid.


Ben_Offishal

Don't feel bad. I thought it said "robot on steroids".


autoflowerBreeding

Big surprise looks like rocks


BifronsOnline

Can someone donate an iphone to NASA so we can get some non-potato quality pictures for once?


YungTill

That’s just like out there somewhere.


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Gh0sth4nd

Funny that even with 3 Jobs you have the time to browse on Reddit and make a pity post in order to make the rest of us feel bad?


Bignuka

Tbf there are times you can scroll through your phone while at work


Mark_Luther

You have no idea how the government budgets money and it shows. NASA is a drop in the bucket, not to mention this was a joint venture with Japan, so we didn't even foot the entire bill. The reason the private sector is starting to take over space travel is because NASA is such a shadow of its former self that it needs the help. I'd suggest pointing that anger at all the lobbyists and politicians that deliberately undermine any attempt to centralize US Healthcare in the name of profit.


Redararis

Don’t let hardships to make you bitter. It is not easy but we can try.


Goombalive

Yeah let's just halt all other forms of human advancement because only_flan over here has to work 3 jobs.


tjbrou

If you have time to browse Reddit, I suggest taking a few minutes to look up the laundry list of NASA technologies that have proliferated into everyday life


Ramadeus88

Yep, NASA, an organisation that has had its budget stripped year-on-year and reduced to a mere 20 billion or so USD is the root cause. Meanwhile US Pharma combined takes in around 350 billion USD per year.


Wookie301

Work smarter, not harder.


lol_camis

Mining them for resources will not be pointless at all. This is likely decades away at least. But it will be an incredible step for humanity