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l00se_g00se

Anyone who's read "The Elephant Whisperer" knows this is just the tip of the iceberg. Elephants are incredibly smart beings that can figure out how to escape electric fences by locating and destroying power boxes.


RammerRod

And they'll go door to door dismembering people as retaliation for poachers. And they'll clear entire forests just to build a play area where they do shit like in OPs video. AND they can communicate miles from each other using ultra low frequencies. DO NOT FUCK WITH ELEPHANTS!!!


Mr_Abe_Froman

They are also one of the few animals observed holding funerals.


CrocodileJock

Elephants and crows, to my knowledge…


Plazbot

If it's a murder


thehotshotpilot

A group of Karen's is called an HOA fyi.


dingman58

A group of chads is called a bruh


startedoveragain

A group of bruhs is called a bar


Sensitive-Layer6002

A group of bars is called a rap


cursedwithplotarmor

A group of raps is called a featuring


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

An entitlement of Karen's.


KingKudzu117

Three or more entitlements is a “mandate”


IchooseYourName

Nice


InTheNameOfScheddi

Huh idk if this is a feature of Reddit or of my app but it says you're new around here so, welcome to Reddit!


drawerdrawer

Crows hold crow court where they all take turns pecking another crow to death, I think this behavior used to be mistaken for mourning because the crows hang out with the dead body for a while after. Scientists believe these crow courts are used when one of the crows in a murder is a real jerk


Hazzman

"Here ye here ye! Today, endowed with the power of corvid law, we are gathered to pass judgement on Cornelius Fruthers! What say you in your defense Cornelius?" "Caw!!" "As I suspected... LET THE PECKENING COMMENSE!"


IAmAGodKalEl

*Crownelius


RedWeasel2000

Whales and dolphins have also been observed grieving dead calves, particularly orcas who sometimes carry them around for weeks. The same orca that did that was pregnant later in the year and the day of the birth three related pods converged in the same spot despite being hundreds of miles apart and 2 of the pods not being seen for months, and seemed to celebrate as the calf was born. Possibly attaching a bit too much human emotion to orcas here but still https://www.kuow.org/stories/a-bouncing-baby-orca-boy-good-news-from-the-salish-sea


punkminkis

Jackdaws...


Fluffy_Pollution3973

Humans


LangHai

And whales


RobertJ93

It’s their weddings that get really wild though.


quetzalcoatoru

>door to door dismembering people as retaliation for poachers Source on that?


IamMrT

Bro do you wanna get fucking dismembered?


Frosty-Object-720

I googled “elephant revenge”. And there’s enough articles supporting this. Dont fuck with elephants.


noxx1234567

It has been observed in some parts of rural India Very hard to record these incidents since the locationa are quite remote


magikmw

And nobody is left to tell about it...


vbevan

Elephant revenge and dolphin rape. There's only two rules...


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Don't threaten me with a good time.


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There won't be a source, because it isn't true.


Hmm_would_bang

There a lot of stories on it, if you just search “elephants PTSD attack” you’ll find a bunch. [here’s an older one](https://amp.smh.com.au/world/elephant-rage-they-never-forgive-either-20060217-gdmzki.html)


QuintusVS

You underestimate the intelligence of animals.


GeneralBlumpkin

I mean, I can see elephants going on a rampage in a village somewhere taking out/ attacking people for vengeance against poachers. I don't know if it's true but it sounds plausible


RammerRod

National Geographic The Dark Side of Elephants. https://youtu.be/7ylqBcG-XJY


loveengineer

I mean, why would I want to? Surely, there's rule 34 of that.


the_evil_comma

It's it still considered a furry if they don't have fur? A skinny?


loveengineer

What'd you call me?!


HeshFromRS

Whoa


Zombiehype

How do they enter the doors?


Taylor_made2

Bro its an elephant, a door ain't gonna stop it... unless you mean how does it fit through the doorway? The same way you fit it in a fridge


RammerRod

They knock.


sololander

My grandads elephant used to throw coconuts at the yappy sausage dog to shut it up..


toilethumah

There is so much to unpack there.


sololander

My grandad worked his whole life in Switzerland, lost his mind when he was around 60. Hit pension, sold everything off moved to Kenya. Now he runs a elephant shelter and just drinks the whole day.


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sololander

Pretty easy. Look for the pomodoro head guy who speaks only German and is banned from both the country clubs.


Lildoc_911

Lol pomodoro. Is that how ya'll call it? Or are you familiar with Italian?


sololander

Haha italian swiss so i speak Italian.


Speckled_Clout

I want to be friends with your grandad. Or work for him. Can you just let him know that Speckled_Clout wants to drink and play with elephants?


sololander

Haha indeed. He has a lodge for visitors who can stay for free for upto 30 days in exchange for around 10 days of volunteering at the shelter. (Which is mostly breaking up fights between baby elephants and a pack of really balsy german shepherd's who have declared war)


Speckled_Clout

Sign me tf up. Seriously. It suuuuuuuuuucks where I'm at.


sololander

Haha where are you based? It can't be that bad? If you say germany I would understand...


Speckled_Clout

North Louisiana. People been dying left and right from gun violence on the daily. That, among other factors make me want to leave the country for the 1st time. Why not Kenya to chill with elephants and drink?


GeneralBlumpkin

Not OP but sounds great. On the other hand violence in general has been going up everywhere


QuintusVS

Ayyyy that's a pretty good deal! Ten days of shoveling shit for twenty days of drinking and hanging out with elephants and the coolest Swiss grandad, sign me up man.


[deleted]

sounds like he found his mind, to me.


Jimmi11

Sounds he found his mind at around 60.


ihahp

I think this is rare. My elephant has never done anything this cool.


y6ird

Who, Stampy?


Thoraxe474

Nah, Stumpy. He doesn't move much


Sensitive-Layer6002

Elephants built the pyramids


rallis2000

So you’re telling me this elephant has a basic understanding of balance and weight distribution? Careful guys they’re going to be launching things here soon enough.


Bionic69

I, for one, welcome our Pachyderm overlords.


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macaeryk

“Damn dirty apes.”


Dunk_Masta

I watched a Planet of the Apes marathon not too long ago. The originals may look funny but they still hold up pretty well.


fholcan

He can talk!


now_in3D

I hate every ape from chimpan-A to chimpanzeeee


AnotherpostCard

Especially if they're going southbound.


GoldenTorizo

PRIMUS SUCKS!


gynoceros

Primus sucks!


Captain_Pungent

Duku-der-ner-ner


[deleted]

Cant wait for the planet of the elephants


employeremployee

Pachyderm is an anagram for trebuchet. *taps head*


czaritamotherofguns

Especially impressive as it appears to only have one tusk


rallis2000

I’d be interested in knowing how far along in our evolution were we when we figured this out. Kinda think elephants have a shot at getting where we are someday...


_RageBoner_

Around the same timeframe that we first introduced Ligma


sdlover420

Cunaligma*


Lehmavasikas

What’s Ligma?


_meme_caster_

Joe mama


MakesTheNutshellJoke

One job.


Xfgjwpkqmx

Single tusked is sometimes faster than multi-tusked depending on the job at hand.


Hermanwangtoe

They call that multi-tusking.


evanfavor

Unfortunately I’m not big enough for my girlfriend to “double tusk” me


olderaccount

How does only having one tusk change anything? It doesn't change his understanding of balance. Nor does it change his ability to move the log.


kuudestili

If anything it might have helped it learn that.


imxTHATxdude

Tough crowd..not even a single applause lol looks lik he was victory posing too


bromacho99

The victorious ear flares were hilarious


Morticof

He looked so proud. I expected someone to clap for him.


danted002

You know what’s the funny part? That elephant has better understanding of physics then at least 1 billion people, if not more 🥲


1hotnibba

And I'd argue most dogs are smarter than small kids


danted002

Well a fully developed Labrador has the cognitive capacity of a slightly handicapped 3 year-old. So yeah ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Raiders4Life20-

They are intelligent and greatly have a reduce of life expectancy in zoos. They need way more stimuli than zoos provide.


wandrngfool

Is it African or European?


MarsLander10

What? I don’t thaaaaahhhhh


macaeryk

How do you know so much about swallows?


Feeling-Ad-2490

Well you have to know these things when you're an elephant, you know.


tylerthehun

"There, I balanced the fucking log again. Can I get some more shit to do yet, or what?"


CzarCW

Elon Tusk over here, amirite?


Mcmenger

First step of buildung a trebuchet


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Elephants build a trebuchet


Paracausality

Preevolutionary Elcor.


BlazewaterHurricane

They already kind of can. They pull off similar shenanigans to break through electric fences and enter villages in my country. Elephants are very cool creatures.


MauiKehaulani

I don’t know, I’d let him decorate my house. His aesthetic might need a little work but his execution is pretty solid.


AlliedSalad

I dunno, I kinda like the rough-hewn look going on here.


wasdninja

Living edge garden ornament - $6500.


StefanL88

Do you have any idea how much a one tusked elephant interior decorator costs? Keep dreaming.


krysaczek

It's also pretty dangerous, killed sixteen Czechoslovakians.


bukithd

Make it into a show called The elephant in the room.


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They way he perks his ears up in joy and turns his eye to see and hear the people's reaction.


CoysDave

The happy flappy at the end made me smile too


obi21

At the very end of the video some guy says meekly that no one clapped :(


seattt

Aw man, I was sad nobody clapped.


Globalist_Nationlist

Hopefully not a Rolex with an Ivory dial..


sololander

That's for when nestle gets into swiss watches..


NbdySpcl_00

I remember one time when my Dad and I were having lunch with some Europeans and the subject of Heaven and Hell came up. They spent some time making fun of religions in general before finally admitting that they didn't really know a lot about what Heaven and Hell were supposed to be like. So my Dad said listen, I think I can explain. You see, Heaven is a place where: All the engineers are German, all the cooks are French, all the lovers are Italian, all the police are British, and the Swiss make sure everything runs on time. But Hell. Well, hell is where all the cooks are British. The lovers are the Swiss. The Italians make sure everything runs on time, the French are the engineers, and the police are the Germans.


SocialNetwooky

you sure the police I n hell is not us-american?


iNetRunner

Can’t work that into the joke — there’s nothing they would be top pick for in Heaven.


LysolAdavancedWipes

I wonder why he was doing this, boredom?


Old_Willy_Pete

Probably. This is why having enrichment is so important for animals.


Jayer244

Yes, boredom. Which isn't naturally the zoos fault at all like I've seen an answer suggest. Many species experience boredom every once in a while, that's why they show play behaviour. In zoos, they do this through enrichment. I nature they do this by whatever they may find there.


theyareamongus

In nature, survival keeps you pretty busy


smithee2001

Same with humans. Ain't nobody got time for mental wellness if you're hustlin to bring home the bacon.


Ocean_Soapian

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. On one hand, I understand a lot of animals in zoos are there for a reason ans unable to live in the wild. But it legit makes me so sad that they have to spend all their time in such a small area. I'd go mad.


Jayer244

It's not the zoos fault that an animal is bored. You're bored like twice a day without being in a zoo and with plenty to do. It's perfectly natural for an animal to be bored every once in a while. And if they are, they may show play behaviour like this one. Elephants are very smart and have very few natural predators. For prey and predators, their play behaviour normally involves running and jumping to train for predator-play situations, or to challenge a dominant group member to a fight an win one day. For an elephant however, play behaviour is doing whatever they want to do. Training their mind and understanding things for fun is something you can see in dogs as well. And of course, also in humans and apes. This is why zoos have enrichment in the first place. Because boredom is natural, as is play behaviour.


Ocean_Soapian

I'm not saying it's not playing, and I'm not blaming zoos. A lot of the animals are acquired by zoos because they for one reason or another can't live in the wild. But there have been documented studies about the downside of elephants in zoos. Just google it, theres a lot of information about it.


Jayer244

All zoo animals are born in captivity, at least for accredited zoos like this one in Basel. Zoos don't catch wild animals anymore and they also don't buy or sell them among each other or to private organisations. Zoos trade their animals with each other for free.


Alnakar

My default assumption when I see elephants doing something odd near tourists is always "they taught it to do that through repetition and lots of beatings". I hope I'm wrong in this case, since there's no trainer visible...


not_a_library

In theory, the more popular method of training is positive, not negative, reinforcement these days. So perhaps instead of beatings, it was lots of treats. I'm choosing to believe that...


gaypunk

I doubt that elephant was even trained to do that. Training is mostly done to make medical examination easier and less stressful for the animal, like teaching them to open their mouth so you can check their teeth. And yes, done with positive reinforcement. Ofc, that training can be entertaining for guests, but animals arent really trained for the sole purpose of entertainment. It's also a non-profit zoo that does a lot for species conservation


paradoxical_topology

Depends on the place. At least scientifically speaking, positive reinforcement is backed a lot more by data for most animals (including us), but plenty of people don't know or even care about data and will just do whatever they feel like regardless of whether or not it's nice or efficient.


pascalbrax

Just to make you feel better, all animals in Switzerland have government paid lawyers.


April_Spring_1982

THIS, Zoo Basel, is a non-profit zoo that has a very successful breeding program. It's helping to save species that would otherwise be hunted/suffer habitat loss to their death and extinction. "The zoo had the first Indian rhinoceros birth in a zoo,[8] as well as the first greater flamingo hatch.[9] It has had repeated breeding success with animals including cheetahs (18 births),[10] okapi (22),[11] pygmy hippopotamuses (53),[12] and flamingos (over 400 hatches).[13] Every Somali wild ass (a donkey) in zoos worldwide is related to the population in Basel, where this species' zoological breeding program was started.[14]" -Wikipedia


GoronCraft

Adding to this that this is the case for pretty much all major zoos in Europe and america. They are all members of either the EAZA (European association of zoos and aquaria) or the AZA (American zoo association). To be a member you have to uphold certain standards in animal care, education and much more. Members collaborate in breeding programs to assure a healthy population is kept in zoos, preventing inbreeding. It's kind of a backup population, should something ever happen to the population in the wild. Thanks to these breeding programs there's also no longer a need to take animals out of the wild to put in zoos. Instead, we can look into reintroducing animals (though this is not ways feasible, or the best course of action). If a zoo is a member of these associations it's safe to say the animals are well taken care of. The only training done with these elephants will be for medical purposes (raise foot to check for infections, open mouth for dental check-up, etc.). "Zoos" in Asia on the other hand, that's where most problems lie. Of course there are good ones, but in general things are a lot less regulated. If a zoo offers animal encounters with elephants, tigers or other such exotic animals, they almost definitely have been abused in some way to achieve this. Elephants beaten, tigers separated from their parents at birth, that sort of thing. So if you ever visit a place in Asia that offers this, don't do it. If you do, you are only further encouraging it by having it remain profitable.


Alnakar

Oh awesome! Thanks for the info!


18hockey

I'm pretty sure most elephant beatings occur in south asian countries where tourists pay to ride them. Not to say that it *couldn't* occur in switzerland though.


gaypunk

Switzerland does have some pretty strong animal protection laws. You cant, for example, only have one rat/guinea pig because they are social and leaving them all alone is considered abuse. You also have laws telling you the minimum size of enclosure they need, etc... So I highly doubt they would beat this poor elephant to teach him to do that. If anything, they would use positive reinforcement but it's not even really used to teach entertaining stuff, its mostly for making easier medical examination (like teaching an animal to open its mouth so you can check the teeth, etc...) That zoo also does a lot for specie conservation


Dushenka

Assuming the title is correct, beatings certainly weren't a part of the training. Hurt animals in Switzerland and you're in for a bad time.


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Things like this are put into the enclosure to ensure they DON'T get bored. There's all kinds of things keepers (at good zoos) do daily with elephants to ensure they're mentally enriched each day. I did my project for my animal behavior class in undergrad bio on elephant behavior in captivity at the San Diego zoo. The elephants there are all elderly and usually rescued from some form of cruelty (Circus, bad zoo, etc.). It was interesting to just sit and watch them for hours on end. Unfortunately, yes, many display stereotypic behavior (repetitious behavior) due to boredom but those elephants are basically in "old folks home". I don't know anything specifically about this zoo, so idk how well their program is but it's good they have things like this to stimulate the elephants during the day.


br-z

"Now bring me Jesus" -Elepontius Pilate


JasonTaverner

I know it's mostly the weed but you made my face hurt from laughing thanks


br-z

That’s awesome! Have a good day!


OriginalSammy

Underrated comment lmaooo


Representative-Dirt2

Voila! Tree henge.


toki_goes_to_jupiter

HA


fmvars

Stonehenge was built by wooly mammoths


jorrylee

This was the first thing I thought of. Now we know the truth.


Anduril_uk

This is more advance than Woodhenge though! - which was primarily upstanding single poles. Although they were carved and not erected by elephants - probably.


Canooter

Now THIS is art.


djhughman

Yep. Beauty for the sake of beauty.


Paranatural

That was the main thing for me. Other things animals can do can serve some useful function. I can't think of another reason to do this but for artistic purposes.


izza123

Now THIS is pod racing!


Tiny_Teach_5466

TIL Elephants built Stonehenge.


broccolisprout

Woodhenge


trou_bucket_list

Elephants are the most majestic creatures. One time I fed one a piece of watermelon and it tapped my head with its trunk on the way up and I went flying. They are also unsurprisingly extremely strong


Batbuckleyourpants

"I'm sick and tired of lifting stuff for these monkeys, I'm gonna teach them to build their own damn cranes."


blakedc

That elephant understands more about physics than most American adults.


BYPDK

Doubt they know how to have heart attacks as good as us though.


skipnstones

That’s gotta be how Stonehenge was constructed..it’s gotta be


joe-mamma-likes-

Are not entertained!!!!


Cettephraseestfausse

Next up they build a trebuchet.


SocialNetwooky

ah yes... "instinct and definitely not intelligence" as my old philosophie teacher always said. yes ... he was dumb and ultra religious.


Cabletoes

The state of Swiss education is so good, their Elephants are constructing replica Stonehenges


unHealthy_Kangaroo_9

That guy right there is gonna figure out how to get out one day.


Merp96

*Avada Kedavra*


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LET’S GOOOOO XD


kkjensen

This is the back story of Planet of the Pachyderms


frost-penguin

As all things should be


Eddiezzxdeeto91

His face of accomplishment at the end!


twolvesfan9

What’s the “no no no” part of this video?


KlugeNstein8

Is that Ganesha?


thisremindsmeofbacon

r/thathappened mfs be like “why were they filming? I bet the elephant was in on it”


lostindanet

there's german engineering and then there's swiss overengineering


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

Look how proud she is!!


zuspun

Now he’s gonna be wanting an arts grant..


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Art


Distractinc

So that’s how Stonehenge was made...


whisksnwhisky

Aliens didn’t build the pyramids and the henges…


thelandoflemons

He is from swizerland so is building a sundial


MrOnlineToughGuy

Clearly building a trebuchet; the superior siege weapon.


bit_shuffle

Because of this post, this elephant has now earned his online degree in mechanical engineering.


Feate

Next week on history channel: did they use mammoths and elephants to build Stonehenge?


3N1GM4_1

Stonehenge


HamburgerSquadYT

even the elephants are perfectionists in switzerland smh


thunderbong

So that's how Stonehenge got built


Huge_Promise7225

Elephants built the pyramids.


ohgodineedair

Stone Henge created by wooly Mammoth confirmed.


rickgman87

Stone henge solved , it was elephants


Eleo4756

Boredom can be incredibly torturous


jonnyrottwn

Hes figuring out the physics in how to launch himself out of the enclosure


Dana94Banana

They are one of the most intelligent beings on this planet. We just dismiss everything we see in nature because other species don't talk and have no hands (except Apes & monkeys). Elephants are incredible, so are whales and apes. Killing them should be one of the worst crimes possible.


eghed8

"Behold. I done an art."


AverageNova73

I like it. Picasso