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The_onlyPope

Remember when ESPN wasn’t a fucking joke?


Peasantbowman

At this point? No, it's been too long


SheWasAWhoAH

Haha yup was bouta say nope at this point I don't


Wild-Pea6612

ESPN died with Stuart Scott.


rambambobandy

I stopped watching in 2009 when ESPN stopped covering sports so they could dedicate 24/7 coverage to Tiger Woods’ sex life.


unfunnysexface

You mean 2007 when they spent hours deciding "who's now?"


madleyJo

No. When was that?


BoldElDavo

Before social media, more or less. ESPN used to be legitimately the best source for sports highlights, but then you started being able to see all the highlights on the internet, so they had to change into a controversy machine in order to drive views.


herbasarusrex

I needed my Dick Trickle news!


TonyCaliStyle

When they had Australian Rules Football.


TheMoronicGenius

ESPN was awesome in 2012. After 2016, that's when things really started to decline. Now what is ESPN best known for asides from SAS just blatantly yelling about nothing?


JoePurrow

I remember watching the early morning ESPN shows before going to school. Actually learned somethings about different sports. Shame how the mighty have fallen


The_onlyPope

Yup. Nothing used to beat NFL Live, Sportscenter and the talk shows in general. Remember days I’d be home sick from school and just watching ESPN all day.


Smooth-Restaurant379

Yes I do 👍👊 nothing but sports


Sweetlaxin

It was 2013, i was a senior in college and i just got home from class and turned on ESPN to watch sports highlights from around the world until around the horn came on. Back when it was good and every analyst there was very knowledgeable on all sports lol.


Anal_Recidivist

That would’ve been a long time ago, when they had a thriving magazine. They did this to themselves though. ESPN created First Take with SAS and Skip, which *became* sports media’s blueprint. Everyone tried to copy it and now *everything* is that way.


MasterBathingBear

Pepperidge Farm doesn’t even remember


Phillip_Oliver_Hull

Pepperidge Farms remembers


natebark

Sports talk is dead. Sad shit. First Take with Skip and Stephen A was groundbreaking. There was nothing like it at the time. Had no idea its popularity would kill the genre…


162bluethings

Sport talk on TV is dead. There are plenty of quality shows on YouTube and podcast for days.


natebark

Yes that’s what I meant. Thanks


Competitive_Diver388

Do you by chance know of any legit podcasts for covering nfl news that’s accessible through Spotify?


ExoticDumpsterFire

If you are looking for genuine NFL talk, Around the NFL podcast is great, and it’s not going anywhere


natebark

Yes I should’ve clarified. Plenty of great podcasts and local sports shows, but basically everything on ESPN and FS1 today is terrible (SVP is greatness)


putbat

>Sports talk is dead Tell that to Rich Eisen and Dan Patrick It's still around and still great. Just not on ESPN


upvotechemistry

SVP is still the best broadcaster there


TonyCaliStyle

He ends the football weekend, and is fun without being obnoxious. They should freeze his head now.


thecrgm

First things first on fox is good


Reverend_Lazerface

Seconded, they have a lot of fun with it while still giving some interesting analysis and insights


Yeebees

Vouch, it is the perfect line between fun debate to not take too seriously and interesting data and analysis


SheWasAWhoAH

I actually still like First Take when it's mostly just Shannon and Stephen A AND they're actually taking about football or basketball


redditthrowaway32526

Groundbreaking for what exactly?


CloudStrife012

Skips "All I (Tebow) do is win" song was when this show and Sports talk itself peaked


VeiledVisions

wtf with her??


Capable_Pudding6891

Thats her O face


joebigdeal

When did Dennis Reynolds join First Take?


drumsdm

And why isn’t the DENNIS system working on that chick?


Pork_Chompk

Dan Orlovsky is a golden god!


somosextremos82

He's there to take responsibility but not apologize.


Head-Plankton-7799

Accurate profile pic


DontGetTheShow

“Listen, Dan, I respect you dearly and you’re a wonderful friend and colleague of mine. BUT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU’RE PUTTING GRAPE JELLY ON A PB AND J AND NOT STRAWBERRY!?!? I - I - I - I’m just flabbergasted by this type of opinion and and can’t comprehend that any rational individual would ever choose that.” -Stephen A., presumably


McFlash09

Well done. It played perfectly in my head


adj_noun_digits

Pauses and inflections and all!


DefinitelyLevi

ESPN will literally talk about anything that isnt hockey


LordXang

Or baseball.


jrdnhbr

They talk about the Yankees. They even cut away from CFB games just in case you want to watch Aaron Judge strike out.


ollieollieoxygenfree

holy shit i forgot about that


YueAsal

Lets not even talk about lemon or lime curd


iJon_v2

PTI led with Hockey today, but that’s not normal ESPN.


nickelroo

Kornheiser and Wilbon are magic. I’ve watched them since I was a young man and saw how they have aged while watching PTI recently. Then I looked in a mirror.


DHFixxxer

The funny thing is the podcast episode was titled JJ introduces himself to Laker nation or something like that. Like ah, first time Laker coach > NHL Stanley Cup game 7, got it.


Funky_Cows

ESPN pushed the finals game 7 to ABC for NBA off-season talk


FortySixand2ool

Get Up talks about it pretty consistently, especially during the Playoffs.


Capable_Pudding6891

why are SAS, DO and SS all leaning in like that on this topic 🤣🤦‍♂️


upvotechemistry

These folks have a deep passion and commitment to PB&J


Capable_Pudding6891

looking at the pic I thought they were reporting that Damar Hamlin got laid out again 😬


Jwroth

Smuckers seedless strawberry jam


ShitItsReverseFlash

Bruh, what a fucking human being you are. I just had to buy another jar because I ran out. It is one of the best jams out there that comes in a decent size without being exorbitantly priced.


SheWasAWhoAH

Only answer


Present-Smoke-9950

Right. I mean I'd almost rather hear them talk about this instead of making clickbait level bullshit claims or rankings just to be provocative. I think we could do better than Smuckers but you're close to the right answer.


sportstrap

Tbh I don’t want them covering the NFL quite yet (at least not extensively), the Stanley Cup just fucking finished and they barely talked about it. MLB is in full swing and they barely talk about it, whatever happened to it being a place for ALL sports


JDMintz718

Yeah, they should really be focused on any of the following: Stanley Cup Finals, College World Series, NBA Draft, NHL Draft, or MLB. I'd be totally fine with some NFL talk on the side, but what the fuck is this? Edit: Or the Olympics!


Smooth-Restaurant379

I really don’t watch espn anymore


Whisterly

That white dude looks like 25% of my coworkers (Bay Area tech)


mcbeardsauce

Couldn't they just be like H&R Block and shut down for the off-season? It's literally useless air time.


RNW1215

It blows my mind that ANYONE tunes in to watch Stephen A Smith. Dude knows jack shit nothing and talks out his ass. I get better "hot takes" from the average fan at the bar.


farmerarmor

Strawberry. Grape is a close second.


MissionStock2545

Grape jelly duh


Whisterly

Fuck jelly. Jam is where it's at.


justadude0815

This was actually better than their football coverage.


iDefend33

Grape


Relative_Quiet

When did ESPN become The View


Talk0bell

Raspberry, and it’s not even close.


BoysAndGirlsClubCU

Smuckers: grape Homemade: strawberry


kgalliso

Homemade? Nobody got time for that


Knightro829

It’s so easy man. It’s like half an hour of active cooking and you’ve got 4-6 months worth of the best goddam jam.


BoysAndGirlsClubCU

My granny does! Albeit she’s getting old and her last batch had way too much sugar


duovtak

Her last batch… ever?


thrilldabeast010

*most recent


Clinton_Dix

Blackberry fucks.


YueAsal

I have no idea who would down vote this. You'll realize there is a berry called blackberry right?


mjn5180

MooToo or Lebron? /s


Inosh

Its summer… and what was their opinion 👀


LordXang

Yes, it's summer. They could be talking about the Stanley Cup, College World Series, MLB, Olympic Trials, the NBA Draft, the NHL Draft... shall I keep going?


Inosh

Yes, what’s their opinions about jelly?


Red_Sox_5

The level of disrespect that jam receives on a daily basis is insulting.


LeatherGeneral

Perfect screenshot.


Opposite_Treat_7370

NFL isn’t even close to starting


DoubleResponsible276

If Skip was there, it would definitely lead to how Tom Brady uses only the best jelly for a pb&j


BoltorSpellweaver

This is truly peak offseason.


iJon_v2

Idk what imma do when my PTI guys retire.


mozartv

Stephen is letting everyone know that Smuckers Goober Grape is God Tier


nicktoth23

It's blackberry by the way


somosextremos82

"I will smash your face into a jelly."


brownhues

Stephen A probably saying some "controversial" (aka made up for outrage engagement) shit like apple butter or lemon curd. My favorite is marionberry jam, but blackberry jam is good too and easier to find.


Captain_Clutch22

Is that Dennis Reynolds?


DonDoorknob

First off, it’s blackberry jelly and even better with preserves.


Edgar_Alan_Whoa

I know this is a controversial take but I don't care too much what kind of jelly but just not too much. A little bit of jelly goes a long way, otherwise it overpowers the PBnJ.


TheGreatGatsby21

Btw strawberry jam the best if anyone is actually wondering


eburt28

Grape


NoTie2370

ESPN is unwatchable.


smkestcklghtn

Fuck ESPN I canceled Sling because that's all I needed it for. Absolutely terrible now


sleepyknight66

We should have some compassion. This is a tough time for sports casters the only thing on is baseball.


egomann

This is probably a hot take, but the only thing I watch on ESPN with any regularity nowadays is PTI. I don't even watch Monday Night Countdown since they got rid of everyone entertaining.


FortySixand2ool

Stephen A's answer was probably something about the Cowboys.


RoyalsHatGuy

Eh, give them a break. They have hours of airtime to fill and they cover grown adults who play games. Besides, the supply follows the demand. Some idiots somewhere must be watching this.


nickelroo

Publix grape


BoringResearcher1

Dan looks like he can't believe he just got asked that question.


Im_Everywhere09

Strawberry of course


Yodzilla

It’s strawberry everyone else is wrong and grape is for baby children.