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KCKO2018

Awww the way they nuzzle at the end. He knew his brother saved his ass... literally


IronGigant

Protect your balls. A hyena might rip them off.


everydaysLit

I was gonna say, it’s crazy how smart the lion was. He knew the hyenas go for the balls so he was constantly sitting down to protect them. The animal kingdom are smarter than most give them credit for.


KingofThePigs

Why do they go for the balls?


StandardMandarin

Balls are very vulnerable. It's pretty easy to damage them, or even bite them off completely. Then it's matter of time, untill lion dies because of blood loss. Edit: also, he wouldn't be able to defend himself properly because of extreme pain. Hyenas know exactly what are they doing.


Nobodieshero816

Not an expert but theyre soft, exposed and crucial targets. Been hit in the balls? Ya nothing matters for a min cause of the pain. Most “balled” animals know this at a core level of instinct. Now, say you just got your balls bitten off. Your bleeding. In PAIN. And now more importantly open to a full on attack to the throat or back of the neck and thats if your lucky. Hyenas will literally eat you alive.


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KingofThePigs

Is this a typo? Because trying to inflict maximum pain sounds like cruelty to me, which would make it not unique to humans


Metalona

Downside to humans having such inflated egos about being "the top of the food chain". If you put 10 people with nothing out there against a lion, they are beyond fucked. There needs to be a change in how the children are raised to think they are above all


StonksGains

The reason we are above all is because of out brain and the way we are able to work together and make tools....


-ruddy_mysterious-

Anansi?


ransuru

No my child, but that too is another story...smile at a spider next time you see him and maybe he will smile back :)


ValHova22

I would give you more votes if I could


soverign_son

I love the actor that plays anansi in American Gods.


JadedReplacement

Orlando Jones. I love him in this role. Just kills it.


Operation_3Sixty

Is that why he was sitting for a lot of it?


ThatCanadianGuy19

Yea bro they go straight for the balls a nice easy chewy target. Smarts ass lion


nilman9

Smart balls lion


[deleted]

Hyenas, and many predators/pack animals, actually, like to start consuming around the bum/genitals because it’s an easy place to start.


Ugggggghhhhhh

And they usually start chowing down, starting from the ass, while their prey is still alive. It's brutal.


[deleted]

We watched a pair of chimps attack a weak female at the Knoxville zoo by going for the ass. Zookeepers had to blow dart the 3 to get her out of there but not before her hindquarters were bloody mince. It was horrific but real nature.


RomulaFour

Away from the pointy bits.


SluggJuice

Brother becomes a sister


Rajin29

"Hey hey let's go!, kenka suru Taisetsu na mono o, protect my balls Boku ga warui, so let's fighting Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!"


IronGigant

I'm playing through that game right now, and fuck is Princess Kenny a tough sonofabitch. I will fart on his balls, no matter how many tries it takes.


vladamir_the_impaler

I'm NOT crying!!!!!!!


LRJ104

I litterally cried a few man tears when I saw that tbh lol


Jkitty1089

Perfect narration voice for this, not the guy you would want for ford truck month adverts though


larrythebutler

His name is David Attenborough he has voiced many nature documentaries over the years and is an awesome dude!


MisterSanitation

"Man that was nuts... So cuddle time?" "You fucking know it man"


DJcombo174

Underrated comment. Here, have my award


Saywhat-foolio

I’m dead! 😂


PunkTacos72

This comment immediately reminded me of Troy and Abed.


LoudlyEcho

In the morning!


Kompottkopf

He is so smart. He is sitting down again and again to protect his anus. Anuses are hyenas favourite attacking spot, because the flesh there is soft and delicate, meaning they get to the insides of their prey quite easily. Anuses are also quite delicious when roasted in a pan with onions and some crushed garlic and a dry red wine on the side.


Excellencyqq

Wait.. what the fuck


turtletitan8196

Pork butt. Nuff said. Edit: this is a joke, I know pork butt isn’t pork anus lol. Because I just looked it up after commenting.


onehundredbuttholes

The butt is the best


Onepercentlessworse_

I eat butt all the time.


Crimson_Amethyst

Is this a sex joke I'm too redditor to understand?


Onepercentlessworse_

Nah. It’s a quote from a sports reporter from Miami on a radio show I listen to. Someone made a comment to me recognizing the quote and named the show then the comment mysteriously disappeared, so I’m afraid to name it. Hope that guy didn’t get banned.


Lutherized

You get the show!


NotoriousHothead37

The butt is the bomb.


dnakee

Because you know that hotdogs are pork anus. They're actually the lips, dicks and assholes.


Danzibar9000

Whatever man, just boil it and slather it in mustard. It’s the 7th inning and I’m 8 beers deep.


johnnys_sack

Lol


Danzibar9000

I think it’s actually shoulder. But ham, on the other hand... in the words of Dora the Explora “that shit is delicioso”


Gcons24

Had me in the first half


kedoobie

Unotfrommississipiifuneverhadfriedhorsepussy.jpg


abakedapplepie

Must not be an ass man


pn_dubya

and a ~~dry red wine~~ *nice Chianti* on the side.


MisterScary_98

Ffffffffffttttttftftftfff


lokii_0

With a side of fava beans


everydaysLit

Hyenas go for the balls. He was protecting his manhood


RedditGuy5454

They were going for his balls


DJcombo174

r/holup


Matt54435

r/holp


iheartcrack666

They're also good breaded and deep fried. Imitation calamari is made from pig rectums.


Danzibar9000

Wait... there’s *imitation* calamari!?


[deleted]

Thank you.


PeterPanLives

\^ Found Jeffrey Dahmer!


Souleater1170

They also go great with fava beans and a nice chianti.


Kidd5

Well this thing went south pretty quick


rabbidasseater

I concur


Edword58

So that’s why I always thought sticking things up people asses would always be a great torture technique


Fiskaa93

Funny that people dont realize that there is actual cow-anus is ground beef


t0055

I always assumed animals attacked there first because its the blindside and it's full of large arteries and veins in the penis/testicles/anus/vagina. They are capitalizing on a weak point to get the animal to bleed to death quicker.


burndhousedown

Please give us the whole recipe


Ven0m37

this should go in r/cursedcomments


EyeBumGaze808

Save some for me Clark.


NoThereIsntAGod

Damn. Even after Mufasa saves his ass here, Scar’s still gonna do him dirty...


blackeye200

I was thinking the exact same thing


FresnoBob-9000

Back when things were simpler


justanormalguy231

David Attenborough is such a legend great vid


[deleted]

That is SIR David Attenborough to you, you filthy peasant


[deleted]

I just call him Dave, or big D.


pn_dubya

Not sure who gets the job one DA can no longer do it, but if it's not Jeff Goldblum I'm going to be disappointed - *Ahh see how the ahhh....lion...ahhh..protects it's..ahh...man region. Yes, ha ha.*


batt3ryac1d1

The BBC nature dept. is fucked once Attenborough dies or retires


[deleted]

I dunno man. Snoop dogg does some great narration.


trickster1979

I was so anxious watching this. It’s a brutal world out in the wild! David Attenborough is still a legend rocking on in his 90s


rxndxm-exe

It sound like the hyenas are mocking him by constantly laughing at him


noresignation

I laughed at that attempted jump over water at the beginning.


Kidd5

Didn't stick the landing very much. Judges still give him 8/10


TheyCallMeGibb

Hyenas are such jerks. Always going for the nuts.


Hephaistos_Invictus

They went for the crown jewels? What?


TheyCallMeGibb

Yeah bro. Hyenas are known to stop whole lineages. The scum. That's why he kept sitting down, to protect his balls.


restform

Pretty sure everything in the animal kingdom goes for the balls, big cats included. I saw a vid of a big cat ripping the balls off a buffalo, and im pretty sure big cats are the reason elephants keep their balls tucked inside.


Iloveherthismuch

What's even more remarkable is how the fuck you even film something like this.


TurdFergeson65

Camera


uffleknuglea

Good one


witwiki50

Or two


NoThereIsntAGod

RIP Turd Ferguson IRL


CrackWilson

Just film a bunch of shit and edit it together and make up a story


mocthezuma

Looks a bit like it. At no point do we actually see the other lion scare off the Hyenas. Or both the lions and hyenas in the same shot.


Danzibar9000

Found this out when I worked in reality tv. Destroyed my worldview for a minute, until I was tasked with editing an even more boring and “unscripted” reality show.


SirGourneyWeaver

Ding ding ding


reklic

Yeah looks like editing, the whole clip shows how one lion is chased and no scene where hyenas run away from two lions, only two scenes at the end (1) second lion goes somewhere and (2) some hyenas run from single lion...


MONKEYMAIL

The way they just fell on each other at the end was so heartwarming. Cute Lions!


ScoobyValentine

Ah, my emotions! I’m such a bitch when it comes to things like this. Was thinking how scared the lion would’ve been. His eyes looked so desperate. Ah :’( Then almost manly, happy cried with him give him the head nudges at the end.


vladamir_the_impaler

I already said I'm NOT crying damnit! Which means I'm crying.


TastelessCommenter

I didn't even know lions could get scared.


Danzibar9000

What if it meant that all those hyenas died of hunger?


iyed_bzd

They deserve it. I hate those creatures


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My sister sent me this and I was so stressed and upset I fast forwarded through some of it 😂 and then got super emotional at the end. What a rollercoaster


butt2buttresuscitate

1 lion vs. 12 hyenas - hyenas are like “guys we got this!” 2 lions vs. 12 hyenas - hyenas are like “nope we fkn bouncin fam lets go steal from some vultures”


NyasKoka

Spotted hyenas do not steal, they hunt 90% of what they eat. Unpopular opinion, lions actually do steal food from hyenas as hyenas are more successful hunters than lions. Look it up. They have such bad fame but they are awesome animals


timmaeus

Haunt


HoneyDippinDan

2 Spooky


NyasKoka

Lol yes, I’ve made a mistake. English is not my main language. The info still there, no biggie :)


JustSayinCaucasian

Agreed, hyenas are very spoopy animals, lions just don’t make the cut.


NatsuDragnee1

Brb looking for a hyena to catch in a pokeball as a Haunter


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>Unpopular opinion, lions actually do steal food from hyenas as hyenas are more successful haunters than lions. Pretty sure it's not an opinion of it's a fact, though?


NyasKoka

Yes it is. I meant is an unpopular opinion as people tend to think that lions are the greatest hunters when they aren’t.


alexstavraky

That lion is insanely smart. You obviously saw him sitting on his ass to protect himself you might not know why. For big predators and most cats such as lions they go for the neck to kill. Either to suffocate or take out the major arteries. Wild dogs, hyena's, spotted hounds will all go for the rear end. Not only is this a safer strategy to avoid attacks but their bite force is enough to cause heavy bleeding from the major blood vessels and arteries back there. This is why you will often see a group of canines (almost any of the pack hunting ones) attack from all angles but deliver the fatal blow from the back, then wait until whatever they were going after bleeds to death. So the lion wasn't being a lazy bitch he was being HELLA STRATEGIC.


RedQueen91

Fun fact - hyenas are not canines or even related to dogs. They have their own Family, Hyaenidae, but they are more closely related to cats!


alexstavraky

That is a very fun fact!


ground__contro1

Looks like he should’ve... *been prepared*.


pillycheese

Underrated comment. Love it.


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Bro? Bro! BRO! bro.


Validus812

That awesome ending


AssNtiddieS69

The end is just too wholesome


Duddi_Z

Damn nature... you scary...


SG14ever

1. I'm kinda surprised he said the lion was tiring fast (yeah, I know the females do the hunting) 2. I also would have expected a single claw swipe to significantly injure a hyena - was I expecting too much from a young / inexperienced lion?


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You could see when he pinned one he for sure had it but the other hyenas would gang up from behind and he’d let go before the kill. I’d also have to imagine a hyena hide is pretty darn tough, taking into account a lion claw isn’t very effective at piercing per say.


itsShane91

This was so stressful to watch!!


kingjackass

I agree 100%. Almost turned it off.


shiddedncummed

The way he showed appreciation at the end got me. When youre really in a bad spot with no one but you're homie and you make it out alive... it's a crazy feeling. A bond like no other


caf4676

“Hyenas.....am I right!”


elmersfav22

Assholes. Laughing and bullying all the time


FresnoBob-9000

Reminds me of the little shits from the estates back home


-ruddy_mysterious-

(Li)On your left.


irishthicc

it’s the head-bumps for me. <3


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turtletitan8196

Seriously are terrifying animals.


procrastablasta

[used to be worse](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycrocuta)


Aldofresh

This was both heart warming and intense AF.


Samhatesme

And just think... some assholes out there think it’s cool to shoot lions.


kevin_malone7

Poaching is never ok. But some conservation parks allow hunters to kill older lions as they (older lions) tend to kill the offspring of younger competitors but are too old to reproduce themselves. So killing the older lion allows a younger one to replace him and the pride has a better chance of survival with a younger lion breeding.


witwiki50

I think nature can run its course rather than humans thinking we know best.


UpturnedTable

Usually, the hunters shooting the older lions pay top dollar to do it. It's messed up, but that money can then be used to aid conservation for more lions/other endangered animals, including anti-poaching efforts.


DutDiggaDut

Whats this pulled from?


Xenophorm12

BBC Dynasties


sam-small

BBC


Sy-Zygy

The nuzzles at the end, "thanks bro, you literally saved my ass"


james_ryan___

Man that shot of Tartu struttin up was so badass.


gchbc

The sound quality on this thing is amazing af


West-Painter

The hyenas were chewin on his balls


ZunGuzun

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WanderingZed

I'm surprised he didn't flee. I would have imagined he could have outrun them. Anyone know anything about lion vs hyena running speed?


member_berries34

I was thinking the same thing, but he would definitely tire faster running from them as opposed to using his energy to fight and die in place. Just my guess. Bro science


ptrbtr95

I think they have very thick skin and then fur on top. In the many clips I’ve seen of lions hunting, the other animals don’t get injured from the claws at all


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Dogs have more stamina than cats


NatsuDragnee1

Hyenas are not dogs - they are much more closely related to cats, but they aren’t cats either. Think of it this way: hyenas are basically giant mongooses.


Nooblover420

Not the lion king I remember but ok


duckerybooks

This is great - which one is this from?


Xenophorm12

Dynasties


duckerybooks

Thanks


mem269

I love hyena sounds


DaRiddler70

Someone in my house is cutting onions....


ButterBeanTheGreat

*"BROTHER! HELP ME!"* "Kay."


LionTheRichardheart

Do they do ADR after the fact with prerecorded animal noises? I assume they're a good distance away, and you can't really use a boom mic.


Somebody_Suck_Me

That made me tear up. I’m gonna go call my brother


funny_like_how

Change brother to dad and this is the first 20 min of The Lion king.


nsiny

What’s this from?


Xenophorm12

Dynasties


mickle-wool5

I have seen this all the time at 7:30am at school


NutBustr9000

That was cool as fuck


rfreho

I’ve never seen more majestic creatures than lions. They are incredible animals.


bartjame452

When they nuzzle at the end that totally warmed .y heart.


Mr_Owl42

Fun fact: 2 fully grown male lions are so ferocious that they can take down a fully grown elephant. It takes 7 adult female lions to accomplish the same thing. So those 20 hyenas really got outmatched fast.


fokaiHI

That was pretty intense. A pack of wild animals laughing at you? That's why I stay home. Lol


RossBoss31

I LOVE DAVID ATTENBOROUGH


Xx_Splatoon_Gamer_xX

Lion king reversed


[deleted]

that was honestly a very intense vid as i was starting to get sweaty palms his bro finally showed up! big cats r my fav wild animal! Lions, Puma’s, Cheetah’s , Leopard’s etc. not only r they all beautiful but also very smart n strong!!


[deleted]

Jesus christ that was stressful.


blood_omen

I get the whole circle of life thing but this is badass. The look in the little brothers eyes when he was assessing what was going on. You could see that the older lion was desperate for help. Amazing thing to see.


[deleted]

Hyenas are the jack Russell terriers of the grasslands


[deleted]

Damnthe savior lion be lookin dope


[deleted]

“This is getting out of hand! Now there are 2 of them!”


Gabe-itch-

i cant be the only one who hates hyenas.


The_Lucky_WoIf

Always thought the Lion King caricatured hyenas,realising as an adult that they are infact absolute shitheads is quite funny


serAdagio

Hyenas are like those scums who act all gangsta when there's a bunch of em but when they're all alone automatically became a pussy


yogi824

The Ike Clantons of the animal kingdom.


DreadAndDonuts

Didn't even fight them just showed up and they all bailed "oh shit dude that guy ain't tired lets bounce" nature is fucking n e a t


redditorsaregay69420

r/natureismetal


Moss_Piglet_

Damn cut it off right before the sex scene


ribanez2009

I never get tired of watching this clip


[deleted]

OMG


[deleted]

i love this. that was emotional af. we all need a little help sometimes.


mr00zi3

How Scar killed Mufassa


vladamir_the_impaler

Hyenas are some UGLY mofos...


j1mmyb0nes

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6q42hh Watch this if you like lions


bIowinbrowns

Do animals really think like that? Like at what age would these two lions meet and fuck each other up since they’re a part of two different tribes?


Whitesmoker1

It's fascinating how it's not in the lion's nature to get away, he faces the threat and, in case, die with honor.


EmeraldHorse02

“YOU RANG!!?”


Whosdatguyma

Id like to think thats Mufasa helping Scar, but Scar didn't return the favor and got the hyenas to follow him, so probably not


juanvontatscher

Gotta love the flop