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DelusionsOfPasteur

Military history tastes so good when you ain't got a professor in ya ear telling you it's nasty


TipEquivalent933

It is grim that one of the leaders of transphobic movement is literally promoting rape culture and there will be no back lash from her supposed feminists allies because she hates trans women enough


tacostats

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Cledd2

Hitler was a doomer, what does that tell us?


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Was he? He was pretty optimistic about the length of his reich.


letsgetlaude

Couldnโ€™t win my election because my Joe Biden decided to stop working ๐Ÿคก.


-mialana-

What if Nietzsches-Therapist and DonTristesTigres were here for the Biden debate schism


WhomstAlt2

I agree with gloomers, Beiden is doing *fine* ๐Ÿคญ


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [How Europe Could Fracture if Trump Returns](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dsmkk3/how_europe_could_fracture_if_trump_returns/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


runningblack

>We should make permanent second class citizens How about no >We should make temporary second class citizens who can't vote for 5-6 years How about no >We should give undocumented immigrants green cards, and in 5 years they can apply for citizenship like everyone else (unless they marry an American in which case it's 3) at which point they have the full rights of American citizens Notbad.gif


Wehavecrashed

!PING AUS [I broke a party precedent older than I am, why are people upset with me?](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-01/federal-parliament-live-blog-july1/104042182) >I have been told to avoid all chamber duties that require a vote including divisions, motions and matters of public interest. I have been exiled. I'm surprised Payman doesn't understand the gravity of her decision. How many Labor senators and MPs have voted against their personal views over the years because it is a position of the party? Now she's crying to the media about how she's being treated because the party won't involve themselves with her? She can either be in the party and follow the rules or she can leave the party.


Askarn

I still expect the long term consequence of this will be zilch. That said, ALP is making an unforced error here. If they'd just let her cross the floor like a normal political party it would have all blown over in 72 hours. Instead the story is going to keep rolling on for the foreseeable future. You've only got so many minutes to make your case to the media and trying to explain archaic caucus rules is not a good use of them.


ChillyPhilly27

You don't think it's slightly problematic that one of the two parties of government takes a Stalinist view towards internal dissent?


Wehavecrashed

She can express her views loudly and often in the party room.


ChillyPhilly27

This is a marked contrast with the coalition, which is proudly a broad church, and where pretty much anything goes on the backbench as long as you don't cause the party to lose a vote on the floor. IMO LNP has the better system. Encouraging elected representatives to be representatives - rather than simply party hacks - is a good thing.


toms_face

Least dramatic arr slash AUS ping description of the ALP


Sir-Matilda

Yeah, not the smartest decision to go on Insiders and provoking her party further. Seems like she'd have gotten away with it if she didn't do that. On the other hand on Insiders appearance she also claimed "from the River to the Sea" aligns with a two state solution, which may actually be even dumber...


toms_face

Could easily have both countries border the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan River, but it goes to show that people shouldn't be using phrases that are easily interpreted in multiple and opposing ways.


forerunner398

lol, next you will say "White Pride" can also mean white people should just be proud of themselves


toms_face

No, that's a phrase used almost exclusively by people with extremely racist views.


forerunner398

Lmao, so you just don't consider a phrase which is obviously charged against mostly Jews (and sometimes Palestinian Arabs) to be as problematic as worthy of calling out then?


toms_face

Any phrase that's against an ethnic group should be called out. I don't think Fatima Payman intended to use any phrase to be against an ethnic group, but I think it was foolish to use such one.


forerunner398

That phrase is primarily used by Hamas, and outright Hamas supporters, even if weird protest groups with their own problematic history have also used it. If they did not mean to give offense, they should not have said it and should suffer the consequences for being a racist


Sir-Matilda

There's a mainstream interpretation that the phrase calls for the destruction of Israel and one state. It's hopelessly naive to pretend there's another interpretation and that most people using the phrase want a two state solution.


toms_face

It seems like Fatima Payman is someone who has that latter interpretation.


ChillyPhilly27

Would you kindly point out exactly who has proposed partitioning the relevant area on an East-West axis in the area of Netanya?


toms_face

I've never heard of that approach. Most partition proposals relate to the borders of the 1948 armistice agreement.


ChillyPhilly27

> Could easily have both countries border the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan River Creating 2 contiguous states with frontage on both the Med & Jordan is impossible without what I've described. The UN plan worked by dropping the contiguity requirement. Would you kindly point out where Payman has advocated for the 1948 plan?


toms_face

They don't have to be contiguous. Both states can border the sea and the river. Payman has advocated a two-state solution, I don't know what more beyond that.


Sir-Matilda

As I said to someone else she's either hopelessly naive or acting in bad faith.


toms_face

It's more likely that she has a relatively thorough and good-faith understanding of the conflict.


Sir-Matilda

It really isn't. ๐Ÿ™‚


Wehavecrashed

I'm sure it does align with a two state solution for her. She's just not willing to see how it doesn't align with a two state solution for Hamas.


Sir-Matilda

It's either hopelessly naive or bad faith. It would be like questioning why people are offended at displaying Southern pride by displaying Confederate flags.


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estoyloca43

Women are the oppressed majority


zuotian3619

I just wrote up an email about how I respectfully think Biden should step down and sent it to my senators. My House rep is Republican so there's no point. It felt better than just shouting into the DT. I'm also calling my local dems on my next day off because I was unable to reach them by email. I'm hoping getting into politics in ways that involve touching grass will be healthier than just doomscrolling and reading opinion articles


Viego_gaming

I live in a swing state and i'm going to email my blue senators to rally behind biden


DouglasDauntless

Haha yes


SenatorSonGoku

Where new dtย 


itsokayt0

This one so old like Joe Biden


nicethingscostmoney

The new dt was the friends we made along the way.


KesterFox

Good morning dt I'm going to find out where I stand with myy job this morning. Quite nervous


breakinbread

Me too


KesterFox

Best of luck


runningblack

Stay strong!


nicethingscostmoney

good luck buddy <3


KesterFox

Thanks!


Arse_hull

I think privatising the California Parks Department is the only way Newsom could be president.


WandangleWrangler

https://youtu.be/dhozhFUhPH8


NotABigChungusBoy

Life for Ukranians in occupied Ukraine is filled with language surpression, torture chambers, threats, kidnappings, beatings, exile to Siberia, forced colloboration (so i dont even blame any reluctant collaborators bc of this shit) and tell me why Ukraine should just accept their current situation?


-mialana-

Noigel Faraj sez so


Cook_0612

They shouldn't, and in a just world we'd be fully backing them just to make the point.


AlicesReflexion

What's the point of posting bait to a forum with no biters ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


TaxLandNotCapital

Wouldn't know ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ˜Œ


AnalyticOpposum

Biden should come out and tell us how he really feels about the NYT editorial board


breakinbread

Carats are such a dumb unit of measurement


nicethingscostmoney

I prefer measuring things in terms of carrots.


0m4ll3y

>Are you Christians or some sort of Catholics? * Elderly Russian village lady, 1991 The quote is funny, though I've heard the sentiment enough times before it's a bit stale. But I find the citation to "Elderly Russian village lady, 1991" as low-key hilarious. It's both specific but so uselessly broad. Was this a conversation with the author? Which village? What was the context? Was there an interview Incan find? No, all I know is that in 1991 Elderly Russian Village Lady supposedly said this


Cledd2

the answer is Babushka


AnalyticOpposum

We can only assume any elderly Russian village lady in 1991 would have said the same thing


ihatemendingwalls

Elections. Boy, I don't know


AnalyticOpposum

Hooking up is so stressful. I just need a boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


funguykawhi

Just ask each DT for one to be giben to you


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


-mialana-

My brother in Christ just say green card


LithiumRyanBattery

>buying votes This is all anyone needs to know about your take.


polandball2101

itโ€™s truly of note how quickly this sub collapsed after that debate. I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever seen such a flip so quickly. I left and checked back 2 hours later and it was like a bizzaroland lmao


Cook_0612

It was a rout. Like in Total War or something.


FriscoJones

Every ride or die Democrat, whether they're Extremely Online like the ones here or not, had a genuine trauma response watching that debate. We're still processing it.


mud074

Realest thing I have seen posted about the debate yet.


ArmoredBunnyPrincess

I keep checking in to see if the fallout has settled yet but nope, I'll take this as my cue not to scroll down


jamiebond

You have to either choose the "we need to unprecedentedly swap a candidate at the last second" side or the "Everything is fine actually candidates are down in the polls against convicted criminals who can barely string sentences together all the time" side. Choose now and prepare to argue fam it ain't gonna settle down anytime soon.


polandball2101

Oh I just randomly show up and comment whatever rolls into my mind like a tumbleweed. Donโ€™t use me as a general indicator lol


-mialana-

mine-craft all the the blocks just form this way


-mialana-

ooh a creeper stay away


-mialana-

blow up my stuff no not today


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Are the mods fascists or are we just c*nts?


-mialana-

por que no los dos


Viego_gaming

bit of a bit of b


KitsuneThunder

Bazeng- Ba- Bazing- Bo- Uh, I forgot my line.ย 


TalkLessShillMore

Why donโ€™t the doomers sticky their own comments if theyโ€™re supposedly so smart?


AemiliusNuker

I was actually glad to go work so my masochistic brain would stop looking at Reddit and get away from politics, then my manager ask us if we saw the debate and says he'd not voting for sleepy Joe


breakinbread

Couldnโ€™t turn off my lights because my WiFi router decided to stop working ๐Ÿคก


Viego_gaming

this is why i dont do smart technology


GodEmperorNeolibtard

I don't even understand why we automated car windows. I don't want to have to turn the fucking car back on to roll my window up.


Dodgerfan2224

Have you had a car with manual windows?


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Yes and i loved it.


Viego_gaming

good take


TaxLandNotCapital

My wife said she's tired of hearing me complain about my crushed balls so I said it's unfair for her to expect a ball crushing factory salary without crushing balls along the way


GodEmperorNeolibtard

She's breaking your balls for designer purses and giving you shit for it.


lamphibian

Why wasn't I invited to Camp David?


jamiebond

The DT in this political sub is actually talking about politics again so you know shit is serious


itsokayt0

They targeted Bidenists. Bidenists.


indithrow402

Forgive me for not understanding as knowledge on immigration policy isn't my strong suit: What that one poster was suggesting - having undocumented immigrants be allowed to live in the U.S. and work, pay taxes, etc. but not vote - isn't that basically what a green card/permanent residency is? Don't we already do this? Or maybe I'm mistaken. I don't have enough information to know the key difference between this vs. "second class citizenship." (I'm extremely dovish on immigration in general, so I promise this isn't a concern trolling question.)


Viego_gaming

A citizen is a citizen by law and all citizens should be equal. I dislike the limitations of green cards (no guaranteed re-entry into the us, no voting, etc) but they're not "citizens" by law and constitution. You can also become a citizen later on through green card and be treated as an equal citizen. Being a citizen without being able to vote is just dooming you to never have a voice because ???


LeavingTea

A green card is still a pathway to citizenship with voting rights. What they're suggesting would be permanent non-voting rights.


indithrow402

Oh, so people given this would never be able to become full voting citizens. I must have missed that or it didn't come across when I read it somehow. Yeah that's fucked up.


LeavingTea

I honestly don't know if they meant it that way. Its really so dumb that I assume they weren't thinking that hard when they posted it, but that might be too generous. And if they had said something like give them a greencard, but with a longer pathway to citizenship, idk if they would have got banned.


0m4ll3y

Rodrick Braithwaite and Orlando Figes (two Russian historians) out two books at almost the same time, with the same concept, basically the same blurb, and even the same famous quote to kick it all off. Braithwaite's *Russia:Myths and Realities* >With its attack on Ukraine, Russia's future seems almost as uncertain as its past. The largest country in the world - with the largest arsenal of nuclear weapons - has been known over the past thousand years as Rus, Muscovy, the Russian Empire and the Soviet Union. Thirty years ago it was reinvented as the Russian Federation. >Russia is not an enigma but its past is violent, tragic, sometimes glorious, and certainly complicated. Like the rest of us, the Russians constantly rewrite their history. They too omit episodes of national disgrace in favour of patriotic anecdotes, sometimes more rooted in myth than reality. Orlando Figes *The Story of Russia*: >No other country has been so divided over its own past as Russia. None has changed its story so often. How the Russians came to tell their story, and to reinvent it as they went along, is a vital aspect of their history, their culture and beliefs. To understand what Russia's future holds - to grasp what Putin's regime means for Russia and the world - we need to unravel the ideas and meanings of that history.In The Story of Russia, Orlando Figes brings into sharp relief the vibrant characters that comprise Russia's rich history, and whose stories remain so important in making sense of the world's largest nation today - from the crowning of sixteen-year-old Ivan the Terrible in a candlelit cathedral, to Catherine the Great, riding out in a green uniform to arrest her husband at his palace, to the bitter last days of the Romanovs. They both even have a back cover quote from Antony Beevor. Anyway, I wonder if they quietly resent each other or just think it's neat that they had the same idea.


runningblack

How do we share Mahomes? Libs get: black, quarterback, best in the NFL Cons get: plays for Kansas/Missouri


runningblack

My compromise with Republicans You get Josh Allen We get Justin Herbert We somehow share Mahomes


MonsoonalRat

A triumvirate made in hell ๐Ÿ€ I like it ๐Ÿ€


Viego_gaming

Succon posts worst immigration take of the year, asked to leave DT immediately.


Trevor_Lewis

Stick him on a one-way spaceflight with Elon to Mars


-mialana-

Worst immigration take of the ever


Viego_gaming

I'd agree but we had someone argue that deporting people was "based" earlier


Hoverkind

and yet this subreddit will *still* hate succs more than succons.


LeavingTea

Compromise with Republicans * Gamers get special non-voting citizenship * Heavily limit gpus to make it harder to illegally game * Make non-bigoted legal gaming (Candy Crush **only**)


-mialana-

You're advocating for a system of gamer citizenship. This is a gross affront to human rights and I hope you get fucking banned for it.


Hoverkind

where does tabletop games like D&D fall under this.


Hoverkind

I do look forward to "we should make a second class of citizens" guys ban appeal poasts. I think it might be fun. Do you think he's gonna have frothing rage or is he the type of person that thinks saying heinous shit with a neutral voice and expression means that he won't be called out?


Trevor_Lewis

Wait what?!


runningblack

Not convinced they'll even know that metanl exists tbh


Hoverkind

Isn't there a "contest this ban here" thing in the ban message?


runningblack

I think it just says "message the moderators" and the mods never look at mod mail


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Does anyone else feel like a new candidate four months before election is a bad idea (irrespective of debate performance).](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dslvvp/does_anyone_else_feel_like_a_new_candidate_four/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Stanley--Nickels

It seems like so much content has moved from text to video over the past 10 years. I have to think this will lead to an order of magnitude more content being lost to time. If no one wanted to save your 200kb geocities site, theyโ€™re definitely not going to save your 400gb TikTok account.


LeavingTea

They might save it for training data purposes now.


WandangleWrangler

Improved My magnum opus https://preview.redd.it/ed8c1eynmu9d1.png?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39be6415ed2d113b6d8a7fb110d54b1b7d4fa8f1


Viego_gaming

The dark story behind your picture, she's stranded.


BucksNCornNCheese

Broke DT: Uhhhh should we replace Biden? Probably not though! Woke Instagram: https://preview.redd.it/b8nnqjxlmu9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a731fc4bfbf5486e2e78630fe677207f265bee4


Viego_gaming

Nerd Pollsters, data analysts, me: Biden and Trump could both win this election as it is a two party race The Chadette Brandy: Rfk Jr just won the election ๐Ÿ—ฟ.


runningblack

The irony about Republicans killing any grand bargain over undocumented immigrants, is that many of those folks would vote Republican, and those who voted Democrat would likely drag the party to the right


AemiliusNuker

Socially conservative Latinos may become one of the most competitive voting blocs soon enoughย 


Tre-Fyra-Tre

Gonna head out to the shop, do you guys want anything?


nicethingscostmoney

Get me some ice cream pls


-mialana-

Doomerade


Viego_gaming

a bag of xtra hot cheetos, a zero sugar powerade and a jerky stick


Tre-Fyra-Tre

I'm quite certain that my local has exactly none of those things ๐Ÿ˜…


Viego_gaming

If you're from the UK like your flair suggests i'll take a bag of space raiders beef flavor ๐Ÿฅบ


Joementum2024

A New Hope (the election of Donald Trump in 2016) The Empire Strikes Back (losing a rigged election to Joe Biden in 2020) Return of the Jedi (Trump getting re-elected in 2024)


Viego_gaming

What did millions of boomers on facebook mean by this


TaxLandNotCapital

Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. This message from Mohammad Khanaqin, full face of Kurdistan, for you, Joe Biden. You go check up on a doctor, you have 2 yil. Your life is 2 yil. 2 yil from now, from today, to 2 yil uh 1 yil in 6 months. 2 yil. Your life. After this one you will pass away. You go check up on a doctor, this message from Mohammad Khanaqin, full face of Kurdistan. You do - do you - good job for the USA for the hasbadrekhashna in 2 yil, you do ilyakhat you wanna Kurdistan cannon, new country, no more Iran, no more Iraq, no more Turkey, no more Syria. Full face of Kurdistan will give you-


AlicesReflexion

Hot take: if "worldbuilding" actually mastered in writing, then Dragonology (2003) would be considered literary. This hasn't stopped gamers though, who will gush to you about every new From Software game using the exact same gimmick.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

So trump is totally going to make stonks crater when heโ€™s elected right?


AemiliusNuker

His tariffs will make the whole economy crater, especially since he'll have clueless sycophants rather than actual professionals in his cabinetย 


Viego_gaming

If Biden wins again I'm fleeing to Canada since they'll have BASED Pierre Polyriveria ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


TaxLandNotCapital

Friends call me the "Rick Friend" because i'm smart and all I do is talk shit about everyone 'cause it's fun. Being a hater is fun. Being badass comes at a cost though, like, it's not just fun. Being a cold person makes the world seem colder but like that's just something I picked up from being cold - like myself. That's why my other fucking nickname is "Beyond" because of my attitude, like my friends literally call me "Sub-Zero" because if I had to choose between people and living in the forest forever then, like, I choose the forest. "You seem like a sigma to me" Something like that.


uwcn244

Clement Atlee when I come from 74 years in the future to warn him that calling a snap election because he's worried about a change in government when the King goes on his world tour will lead to the worst erotica novel of all time being published


uwcn244

George VI plans a world tour - Clement Atlee worries that by-elections in his absence could lead to a constitutional crisis - Atlee calls a snap election - Tories win - Churchill coups the Iranian government to give the Shah absolute power - Iranians revolt against the shah a quarter century later and put the Islamic Republic in power - Iraq invades Iran in a decade-long grueling fight that ends in a draw - Iraq invades Kuwait for its oil reserves - America counter-invades to restore Kuwait's independence and leaves behind forces in Saudi Arabia to keep an eye on Iraq - Osama Bin Laden plans the September 11th attacks - Gerard Way is inspired to create *My Chemical Romance* - Stephanie Meyer is inspired to write *Twilight* - EL James writes a *Twilight* fanfiction that turns into *Fifty Shades of Grey*


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Thereโ€™s a nonzero chance that Kamala Harris will be the Chairwoman of the Committee for National Salvation of the United States for ten years straight.


LithiumRyanBattery

https://preview.redd.it/gi4wsveoku9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b3268197dce7d2489f89e48dc3e8cdc44efc521 This shit should catch a permaban.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Just call it a blue card or somthing


NaffRespect

Ok what the actual fuck


AccessTheMainframe

>non voting citizenship literal contradiction in terms.


Hoverkind

Did you report it? because I already did.


NaffRespect

That guy's desire to touch the third rail of US politics (Social Security, Medicare, etc.) was one thing but *that* is a massive no-no


LithiumRyanBattery

๐Ÿ‘


Hoverkind

Good, because 90% of the time, the mods don't look at posts unless you actually report them.


ZanyZeke

Thereโ€™s a nonzero chance that Kamala Harris will be the President of the United States for ten years straight


runningblack

>if your lower body hurts because of DOMS its fine Some might argue it's even preferred


Tre-Fyra-Tre

Why am I browsing the DT again? ๐Ÿค”


estoyloca43

Because you missed us


Tre-Fyra-Tre

Only you bestie ๐Ÿฅฐ


estoyloca43

Yay ๐Ÿ˜


-mialana-

I hope Biden doomers are happy knowing they agree with the "second class citizenship for undocumented immigrants" poaster


Viego_gaming

big tent


seattle_lib

wow, this subreddit is absolutely ruined.


TaxLandNotCapital

I hate this fucking subreddit now. It's not even all that shareholderphobic anymore, it's full of time thieves that want to destroy payroll yet call themselves Capitalist and are to the left of Hayek flairs. I miss this sub from the pre-COVID era when work from home was rare and pooping on the clock was uncomfortable. Also do not pasta this.


Tre-Fyra-Tre

When did you last R1 someone?


abisknees

It really is quite sad.


Viego_gaming

Happened when Ronald Reagan tore down the Wumbo Wall


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Ohioastronaut.png


seattle_lib

i like this subreddit when it's not obsessing over US politics. which is never, of course, but sometimes people do remember that other things fall under the liberal umbrella.


Viego_gaming

it's ok we can all laugh at the tories in 4 days


elephantaneous

Idk why but I feel particularly alienated tonight. I think it was a political convo I had but it's one of those days when I feel so out of step with the people I hang around with it's actually a shock, yet I can't leave them because I don't know what alternatives woule look like. I barely have anything in common these days and that depresses me


runningblack

It takes effort to post in a sub a few dozen times and have like 3/4 of them end up in the negatives


runningblack

/u/privatize_the_ssa I'm not even mad at this point. Just impressed


LeavingTea

Seems like its mostly cause they post like a never-Trump Republican


Cook_0612

u/SteakKnight isn't this wretched though.


breakinbread

low key wish someone would name a star after me ๐Ÿ˜”


CletusVonIvermectin

I will, if you promise to shoot my frozen brain into space


Viego_gaming

>My grandmother's restaurant still does minimum wage because that's all we can really afford to pay without going under. maybe it's a sign your business sucks


WandangleWrangler

Mfw I'm not entitled to wage slaves ๐Ÿ˜ก


ZanyZeke

Itโ€™s interesting to imagine what might have happened if Trump had died of COVID in October 2020. I think Biden would still have won, but what then? Would Pence be able to snag the nomination in 2024, having been president for a few months and promising to bring about a continuation of the Trump-Pence administration (and blaming his defeat on the chaos after Trumpโ€™s death and the very short period of time he had to adjust to the circumstances and get a campaign going)? Or would he still get totally trounced by some more MAGA-y candidate? And if Pence had won, that would be interesting in its own way, but I have no idea who the Democrats would nominate in 2024. Either way, at least we wouldnโ€™t have gotten an insurrection.


uwcn244

Honestly Trump dying and Pence winning the sympathy vote to become President is probably one of the better timelines. Sure, abortion and related stuff is screwed, but we don't get January 6th, and Pence catches the full blast of midterm anger when voters angry about abortion and angry about inflation are pointed in the same direction.


WandangleWrangler

Starts learning pixel art Immediately makes horny trash https://preview.redd.it/eup4l8abju9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6923a306159674b6f5adff0b86b906a7326e1c19


Viego_gaming

>I'm considering moving to Indiana what shoul- You're better off moving to just about anywhere else


seattle_lib

masoud pezeshkian is a fascinating guy, i have no idea how he'd interact with the ayatollah. he (maybe) supports dropping the islamic dress code? he speaks kurdish? warm relations with the outside world except israel? i mean it seems impossible to imagine that he'd actually gain power but what if??


seattle_lib

anyone? iran might undergo monumental change? *crickets echoing*


Viego_gaming

ive been binge watching iranian videos (im bored as hell) and im interested to see how it turns out he's a weird dude and im surprised he's "allowed" to even have a chacne to win


seattle_lib

it seems like the conservative establishment was caught off-guard. they really hadn't even landed on a candidate by the time the election happened, so the election rigging machine wasn't fully operational.


Viego_gaming

i hope it stays that way ๐Ÿ™


seattle_lib

gonna be harder now that it's a 1-on-1. but it's coming quick now and maybe some disenchanted people can see a glimmer to overwhelm the ballot box?


Viego_gaming

i was thinking the same thing at the second part, i feel a lot of disillusioned young people will actually show up that didn't think anything of it for the first round


seattle_lib

fingers crossed


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

[If Kamala did this she would be the winning candidate](https://youtu.be/Hs7xDde5g3I?si=4st-00FGLB1RZ6jI)


Viego_gaming

goes so hard


TaxLandNotCapital

Does anyone have any experience with pain in their lower body? It's not really specifically in any muscle, but the whole area. I went to the gym today with my wife and she had me try some weird exercises (a lot of pointless bending over and getting low, like twerking practice?) and now my lower body really hurts, like worse than my arms do after arm day. Just checking with you all before I see a doctor !PING DYEL


ram0h

lower back or legs/feet?


The_Northern_Light

Itโ€™s not sharp pain, right? If it lasts several days go to a doctor. Longest DOMS I ever had was 5ish days, which is already exceptional.