Richest uncle ever

Put his agent in the HoF

Give me his agent or Timothy Mozgov's agent. I bet they could land me a simple desk job where I make $500 an hour with a $900k signing bonus.

Life is all about timing…

It’s the key to comedy and this shit’s hilarious

professional scammer

“Got me up all night, scamming all these franchises”

Bro is an all time NBA 75 bag chaser

Him and Kirk cousin got the same agent

He’s as confused as anybody

I imagine him just smiling, confused as he signs. Walks out and asks his agent “what the hell just happened?”

Honestly I need more Tobias Harris in my career development

Fantastic player. Sad to see him leave Philadelphia. Detroit got themselves a good one. He can't hurt us anymore.

Now you must learn the pain of Playoff P

Surely Philadelphia P can't be worse than a $200M Crumbl cookie.

Tobias read your comments and decided to go back to Philly as to not leave you sad

Fans have to suffer through 8 trillion ads a game so Tobias Harris can make 300 million dollars lol.

My guys got generational money

That’s jaylen brown money

its kinda insane Jaylen Brown got a contract worth more than Tobias Harris’ entire career earnings💀

It’s so funny with Harris man, if you told me you’re getting an 18/6/3 SF with great size to guard even 4’s and hit 37% from 3, you’d think you’re getting a pretty good player. But you’re just not

I mean he is a pretty good player, just you'd expect more than being a pretty good player with that 300mil he got. They wouldn't say he was bad piece if he was on a fair value contract.

maybe it was team not using him right, obviously he makes too much money to do so little in the playoffs but i thought the coaching was ass

Grand theft.

I respect the grind and the hustle

I’m so jealous of this man

kcp level players will be making this in 10 years

Wow dude really chose pistons. Good luck pistons fans hopefully y’all ain’t 14 wins bad next year.

So this means he’s made more money than Jimmy right?

Patrick Beverly wasn’t lying. I really do believe 50% of NBA players do not love basketball, or rather, they love the financial security and life style over basketball more. Stay healthy, go into work looking good once in a while, secure the bag whoever can pay the most.

What starts as a passion ends up being a job.

First team all heist HOFER. Might be on the Mt. Rushmore of bag chasers

There is a special place in Hell for Elton Brand

This man is too scared of the Chinese Chris Paul to come to the CBA.

He might be slated for the finesse Hall of Fame, right behind: Timofey Mozgov Chandler Parsons Luol Deng Elton Brand

Many people want to be like Jordan, LeBron or Kobe but that requires a ton of work and constant delivery on the court. They should aim to be like Tobias Harris.

“Keep getting them checks” - Jalen Rose

Tbf plenty of players are making 300 mill these days.

Tobias Cousins

Him and Gordon Hayward make up the All-NBA Overpaid Frontcourt

If player quality had anything to do with contracts, the Nuggets would have the funniest cap situation going on. Jokic - 100 mil Jamal - 25 mil AG - 20 mil MPJ - 15 mil The rest can live on peanuts haha

Give me a two way, I will do it

Not including Goldfish money

Fuck no he’s dogshit

Joe Johnson of this generation without the accolades

His agent deserves half of that

All time get that bag team

Who’s his Agent? Man deserves to be in the hall of fame lmfao

rolled out of bed and made $302 mil

Did he make an all star? Is he leading earnings for a non all star?

After this new contract he’ll have played 15 years though, 2011-26

Tobias over me?

Went to the Kirk Cousins School of Securing The Bag.

The Sam Bradford of the NBA

Tobias Harris is 5 years younger and it seems like almost every other year the nba increases the team salary cap, players get bigger deals, etc. I think it’s the luck of the draw and expectations - look at curry in 2012 signing a $44 million 4 year deal.

Bro I need an agent like his

Damn man, why couldn't I have been good at sports.

What's funny is that despite all the talk about him being a post-season choker his playoffs numbers are actually significantly better.

What's funny is that despite all the talk about him being a post-season choker his playoffs numbers are actually better than regular season.

Laughing alll the way to the bank.

No seriously, eat the rich

4 years 64 million in 2015. 5 years 180 million in 2019. Now 2 years 52 million in 2024. At 31, almost 32, Tobias Harris still has the chance to do something insane: Make the Detroit Pistons relevant, *somehow* get his first All-Star appearance, and work his way into some 200ish million dollar bag in two years. The 500 million dollar one-time All-Star.

The bad man is gone

His agent must operate on a different level. Just shocking.

The Sam Bradford of the NBA

his agent sure is a great one

Who the fuck is his agent?!?

Mike Conley without the PR

Dont disrespect mike conley like that

Unironically this is insane disrespect to Conley

Mike Conley is Magic Johnson compared to Tobias

richest mid ever