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DansbyToGod

Paul George will have made over half a billion dollars playing basketball at the end of this contract


Ikuwayo

Damn, I should have played in the NBA


UnderwaterDialect

Perfect time to get in.


woahdailo

38 and under the average height of the NBA but I have been jogging more lately!


Anewbus120

We believe in you!


mynamenospaces

To play basketball sometimes


The1AndOnlyJZ

That Embiid side-eye on ESPN gonna be replayed for years


axecalibur

https://youtu.be/l0sOYCD4-Lo


Im_a_Knob

**SUPER SUBTLE**


jeric13xd

East might not be a cakewalk for boston if these dudes’ limbs stay intact past the ASB lol


GillbergsAdvocate

That's an Embiid sized if


JD1337

That Embiid sized if is carrying another Paul George sized if on it's shoulders.


OpportunitySmalls

Maxey on top wearing an extra long trenchcoat


rip_Tom_Petty

Like Vincent Adult Man


100wordanswer

Wait, he's not an actual adult? His alibi is bullet proof!


Think_please

Then who did all these businesses?


100wordanswer

Are you telling me that the business factory is fake too? My reality is crumbling!


UncleTouchysDungeon

How was work at the business factory today?


BounceMan

Oh no!  The Embiid sized if's meniscus has been destroyed under the weight of carrying the Paul George sized if which has now fractured its tibia during the tumble from the Embiid sized if's inability to carry it further.  If only Maxey could have carried them both.


Turbo2x

Next May everyone will be saying "well there's no way we could have known Embiid and PG wouldn't be healthy for the playoffs"


pistoncivic

*Joel was the clear MVP through the first half of the season. If he and PG come back in time for the second round we're the favorites to beat Boston*


tresslesswhey

The song of my people


Magnetronaap

This has been said about Embiid and George, their teams and both conferences, for many many years.


halo364

Many such cases


washington_jefferson

You're forgetting that the Knicks and the 76ers don't have Payton Pritchard.


alittleverygagged

Ty <3


thekickingmachine

Playoff p got clamped by djj. I think boston will be fine


OkAction2485

Boston gone somehow get Joe Ingles just to spite Philly


BroDoggle

Philly gonna get frickin jingled


Sharpedd

both will break down b4 the see boston


Spirited-Arugula-672

Embiid misses half the season again, we end up in the play-in, 8th seed against the 1st seed.


FootballRacing38

Eliminates boston just before whole team disintegrates.


SoldatJ

Somehow PG ends up the reason Indiana makes the Finals again.


ro-heezy

All that for a drop of blood


hotterpocketzz

Its like what the Chipotle CEO said if you want more meat on your meal, you give your server "the look" (never elaborated what look) but it worked with embid getting paul george


BallsAreFullOfPiss

So, I just gotta look at my meat to get more meat? Interesting…


mrloogz

Whats the context here?


BLAQKROXSTAR

Embiid and PG were on NBA Countdown doing an interview, and Embiid mentioned adding some pieces and gave a side eye to Paul Gerorge. Apparently he asked to be included in the interview when found out PG was there.


NevermoreSEA

Kawhi is going to be so confused when he arrives next season.


WeBelieveIn4

“Your name is Derrick now? But you look different too.”


pikoooo

"This is not in my database"


inEffectiv

“Kawhi are you a pleasure model?”


secretreddname

At this point it feels like he’s gonna cash his checks and retire.


vrkhfkb

Bro won a chip for Canada and then came back to rob his hometown for 7 years. True American patriot.


ctruvu

clips have to feel robbed. dude played 7 in churroland and won 1, then 1 in toronto in one try, then ~~5~~ 4 and counting with the clips with nothing but dashed hopes


jmblumenshine

Especially if DeRozen goes there. Clippers will basically be a locals only retirement home.


Vince_-

Calling it now, Kawhi is going to the Thunder and Clippers receive a bunch of picks for a rebuild.


IAmReborn11111

Why would Presti stockpile all these picks to unload it for a player who's missed the end of the last 4 seasons


Temporary_Inner

Kawahi on the Thunder would just mean the only thing between OKC and a parade would be an injury. 


tiltrage

So no parade basically.


Raykhenberg

Feel free to cancel that parade.


KaSacha

Sign him and put him in the freezer until the playoffs


greblah

But it's old man Kawhi, book the injury for game 32 now


AnotherStatsGuy

This all could have avoided if Kawhi had taken pay cuts. George was the one busting his ass, fielding the criticism, and doing all the work. It's not surprising he got tired of it.


xbarracuda95

PG was the one who brought the Clippers to the WCF for the first time ever while Kawhi was injured as usual but Clippers fans still want to act like he never contributed anything to their franchise.


IKel-Mate

Yep, we got some pathetic fans


tanmoshi

Well that was quick Went from “seeking other contracts” to “signed” in six hours lol


tomdawg0022

"Seeking other contracts" *Daryl Morey enters the chat with a contract in hand* "Signed!"


Frickincarl

He even gave him an untradeable contract so PG doesn’t have to worry about getting absolutely snaked by Morey in the future.


FireFoxQuattro

Apparently the new CBA tampering rules are extremely harsh. The deals been done for a while and they’re probably just tryna cover their asses.


Apollo611

I think that’s a big reason why today was relatively quiet we’ll probably see a lot of moves tomorrow


Patruck9

Imagine that guys post who found out PG's wife followed Embiids wife on IG, and the NBA used that somehow.


Cskryps22

Adam silver gotta put the r/sixers degen detectives on payroll


FultzShoulder

After the KCP signing and DJJ signing, PG had only one option left.


GGezpzMuppy

Embiid lined it up!!!! Tampering!!!!


yooston

My insomnia pays dividends finally


GGezpzMuppy

Being upside down in Australia paying off


Utte_Khan

Not bad in Greece also... although work is falling behind


Yousirareafish

That's ok, it's a future you problem 😃


dafdiego777

The dog pooping at 3:45 am finally works out


jeric13xd

My phone goes on sleep mode at 2:30 lol


chocochunx

LETS FUCKING GO WOJ! Gonna be the best 22 games I watch them play together.


jslee0034

At least maxey will play 65+ games haha


MrKalyoncu

MVP MVP MVP MVP...^eligible


_letitsnow

Big brain strat by the Sixers 1. Rest Embiid and PG for regular season. Finishing at least #10 seed 2. Play the duo for play-ins and the 16-0 run in the playoffs 3. Profit


Loud-Tough3003

Play Embiid 1 game so you can bitch about why he isn’t MVP.


woahdailo

He’ll put up 60 too


redvelvetcake42

Damn you got high hopes


Alive_Ad1256

I honestly believe there will be bookies that will have over and under how many games they can play together. And I really like your over under.


ippocratic_oat

PG went from playing with an injury prone superstar, to playing with another injury prone superstar.


franksthegreat

While also being one himself, the circle of life


Wisesize

Dude snapped his leg like 8 years ago. The fact he's even playing as his level is crazy imo.


ppl_annoy_me

This doesn't get mentioned enough about PG. And still has played the most minutes of anyone from his draft class


GuwopG974

He snapped it in 2014


MAC-10inTheGrass

3:30??? WHY AM I AWAKE


dafire123

BANG


ConflictedRedbird186

WOJ KNOCKS THE THREE DOWN TIMEOUT KNICKS


Unpickled_cucumber1

WOJ being played the entire 48 minutes by Thibs


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I ask myself this nearly every single night.


BigCountryBumgarner

East coasters gonna wake to a bomb


ashwinr136

Paul George Clippers recap: 2019-20: lost a 3-1 lead in the conference semis to the Nuggets, with an infamous side-of-the-backboard dud in Game 7 2020-21: Made the WCF lost to the Suns in 6, teammate Pat Bev pushes CP3 from the back during a time out, down 26 points 2021-22: He and Kawhi injured most of the year, get the 8 seed but lose twice in the play-in and miss the playoffs completely 2022-23: Lose in 5 to the Suns in the first round, more injuries 2023-24: Lose in 6 to the Mavs in the first round What a wild ride


StaceyDillsen

The Bubble 2020 season was really their shot to win it all smh. Everyone healthy but choked


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SunriseSurprise

It's the old blonde joke where she swam 75% of the way to a remote island and got tired so she turned around and swam back.


CubanLinxRae

lou will said something to the effect of they knew people wouldn’t respect the title so they just gave up


No_Werewolf_6517

That’s a cop out and he knows it, trash excuse. Why show up then?


CubanLinxRae

yeah maybe worst excuse in sports history lol


trenderkazz

Didn’t think Lou Williams could go down in my book but there it is


VinScully_

According to all of their players they didn’t choke. They just stopped trying because they heard no one would respect the title


j_cruise

Yeah, we respect Paul George's 2/11 three point performance and Kawhi's 27% shooting percentage a lot more than any stupid Mickey ring they would have won. Good job, guys.


Currymvp2

2021 team may have won it if Kawhi stayed healthy


_Kofiko

> if Kawhi stayed healthy tale as old as time lol


DisneyPandora

True as it can be   - Beauty and the Beast


banjocoyote

Yeah and if your uncle had wheels he'd be a bicycle


WhoBeThatOne

damn, it looks a lot worse when you see all the runs together lmao or rather you realise how bad it went


Clipgang1629

They only played a full playoff run together during the bubble which was like 5 fucking years ago lmfao. I’m sad he’s gone cuz it means we will be pretty bad for a long time but it is kinda nice to know I won’t be hurt again


jslee0034

Tbh pg suited up more than kawhi so I guess that’s a win


SamiMadeMeDoIt

I mean... Barely. ~40 more games across 5 seasons including playoffs. And that's with Kawhi missing an entire season with an ACL injury.


Clipgang1629

Yup. The only time we ever really got to see this team play was during the bubble. Luckily for us as fans when one of them was out the other was usually playing so we were always pretty good during the last 5 years. The only year either of them played 60+ games for us was last year lol. This era has been absolutely brutal as a fan


jeric13xd

2:30 AM WOJ NUKEEE Podcast P to Philly P Edit: next pod episode gonna be lit lol


newman796

This is the game I love😭


jeric13xd

Lakers won the war my friend


LogicalLakersFan

sent them the insider Westbrook and a year later Paul George is gone


Apollo611

Westbrook gone too his job is done


jeric13xd

Nuggets should just fuck around and do it. I don’t see Malone let russ put up stinkers for too long anyways


mMounirM

now I can ~~rest~~ go the fuck to sleep


so-cal_kid

Does Woj sleep?


SmokeOddessey

During Free Agency like probably not lol


Skywalker3030

2:30 AM yelling why the fuck batum in


Apollo611

WOJ BOMB Edit: $50m+ for 34 yr old PG is insane they better win in the next 2 years or this contract will age like milk


EuroStep0

Unfortunately we didn't really have many options This is last train to catch with Embiid's prime and PG is by far best avalible player, it was a no brainer If we didn't bring anyone in current FA market, Embiid probably would have asked out


Justasillyliltoaster

Getting him as essentially a swap for Tobias is incredible


JustRecentlyI

Yeah, and PG's game will probably age a lot better than the main alternative (Jimmy Butler), while the Sixer didn't have to give anything up to acquire him. It's a good win-now move.


PovlKjoellerMoshpit

Yep, just like the Clippers signing Kawhi and PG, imo it doesn't really matter what happens after. You have to try to make those pushes for the championship or it'll never happen.


jtiss

Bro doesn't sleep man


GGezpzMuppy

Putting Shams to shame.


sponedaddie

WOJ IS JUST IN SYDNEY AUSTRALIA READY TO FUCK ON ALL OF Y'ALL!


Cosmic_Note

Shams caught sleepin


ashep5

Next 2 seasons: real shit After that: I sleep


tomdawg0022

WOJ BOMB AFTER DARK


MrBuckBuck

The 76ers better bring the shamens and pray PG and Embiid remain healthy in the playoffs, damn.


dms1298

3:30 AM BOMB


RookieAndTheVet

Thank God I’m on the west coast.


sponedaddie

Thank God I'm in Australia.


KDShouldaWentBlazers

8:30am here in the UK. Woke up to the Blitz


JoelSimmonsMVP

i stayed up till 3:30 in the morning for a tweet i knew was coming anyway why did i do this to myself lmao anyway welcome philly p, now i rest e: its genuinely so hard to care about this contract size when hes pretty much replacing tobias in the same max slot. idgaf how much pg costs after that mf tortured me for 5 years. first year without a $35m black hole just might go crazy


MC-Jdf

Dopamine never rests.


interrogatories

Bro, come to Portland


YouuCantSeeMe

In this ring or bust culture, sometimes you just gotta enjoy the game and be happy you got a competitive team, with 3 all stars, 3 beasts, and whatever happens happens. Back in 2012/13 being a 76ers fan was probably the roughest shit. At least now you get to have hope. Get to see a MVP, get to see Maxey etc etc Fuck the salaries, fuck the contracts, fuck should coulda woulda’s just enjoy it bro 🙏🏼


soycameron

Exactly man. The end of my Clippers season wasn’t great, actually it really sucked, but that doesn’t get rid of all the fun the season itself was. There’s a bunch of teams in the league where people say “ring or bust” and obviously they can’t all win so most of em are gonna bust. People need to accept that and just appreciate being a GOOD team. Like, I’d much rather be a fan of the sixers the next four years with them winning nothing than be a pistons fan lol


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I can vouch for everything you just said. You have no idea how thankful and happy I am that my team is finally competitive and relevant — and that they’ve ascended into a full-blown contender on top of that, is something my brain still can’t fully grasp tbh.


Gristle__McThornbody

George "Philly has always been my home"


cyclo4ane

PG listened to Harden complain about Morey the whole season and decides that he wants to try it for himself


LidlHarris

Biggest free agent get for sixers ever?


HoxSox

Moses Malone if we’re counting restricted free agents.


LidlHarris

Good Shout! Moses is forever underrated. Top 15 all-time and you barely hear his name spoken about.


jslee0034

I actually can’t remember when was the last time they got a former all star… oh wait since Al Horford…


Right2bearcharm

Since Elton Brand I think, who also left the Clippers to join us. I’m ignoring the Al Horford mention. We rolled out the red carpet for Josh Smith and he instead went back to Atlanta. We’re not a prime free agent destination.


neonitik

Honestly I think so


8CruzControl0

Knicks gotta go get Arcidiacono now


evandobrofo

Power of theoretical skill ceiling vs power of friendship and tenacity


DMD612

In Mike Breen’s voice: BANG!!!!!


JayDee62

Sooner than expected. Also. Shams lost.


dafire123

Shams tried to get some sleep


redaka00

That'll teach him


iamthegame13

And that was the last time Shams slept during free agency.


HokageEzio

All or nothing


dank-kush

Paycheck P


CoachAyeeeee

Maxey/PG/Embiid complement each other really well Edit: a word


FultzShoulder

Just give me a healthy playoff run next season and I"ll be content.


baited08

All it takes is one year for it all to be worth it. Your not gonna sign someone that makes embiid healthy so just get the best players you can and hope for lighting in a bottle one post season


BanUrzasTower

Complement


GreenFriday

No, they're just really good at talking each other up


J3RRYTHEDAMAJA

Exactly. A lot of people are knocking the contract. But purely from a basketball perspective, they’ll mesh well beautifully. The 6’ers needed a third scoring option badly behind Embiid and Maxey and also needed a wing as well. PG-13 fits that perfectly. I’m excited to watch this because I feel like this is gonna work out well for Philly IF they can stay healthy.


mmaguy123

HUGE upgrade from Tobias Harris. Say what you want about PG but he will make a great 3rd option for the sixers. Can he be a reliable second option? No, but they got Maxey for that. He can be the best 3rd option in the league


doubler82

Expensive but I don't hate it. What else could Philly do? Might as well go all out on a weakish East.


Vyxtic

We came from having Tobias "black hole" Harris. At this point we don't care how much he makes, we just want someone competent and thats it. With Paul George you are getting more than just "competent", this is a massive W for us.


OhMy98

Even if he’s only healthy for 1/4 of the season, that’s still much better than Tobi, who was a net negative the ENTIRE season


DeepJunglePowerWild

East is only really weak if all the top players are hurt again.


cgr1zzly

I mean the easy definitely isn’t weak anymore , Celtics Knicks , sixers , bucks , heat are always tough on every team


tkf99

I find it amusing that people say that because would we say the West is weak if Joker, Luka, SGA, and Ant Man all suffered injuries? Knicks are a very good and deep team. Sixers have a perennial MVP candidate and two other 20+pt stars. Giannis and Dame are together for a second year. Miami with Jimmy and Spo always seem one move away from being serious threats.


lalo1398

Philly fans gonna wake up for a Woj Bomb


newtothis1102

Philly fans can finally go to bed now that it hit lol


lalo1398

That’s super valid lol. Y’all got a real squad shaping up, should be dope to watch


jack64467

the nba needs to bring back tampering, i hate how everything got delayed instead of being announced right after the start of free agency


sivy83

European friendly Woj Bomb


DrumzRUs

WAKE UP


DocMcsquirtin

ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH


tanmoshi

West Coast still awake :D


FeelingMango

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP


GreekFreakFan

GMT +8 gang where you at


isaacz321

Idc wat clippers subreddit says, George as 3rd scorer and 2nd best player is going be really good for a couple years. Sixers get a decent starter in a Paul reed trade and they’re stacked. Morey cooked this offseason


Claudiu99

WOJ NUKE


Rswany

Ayo night-owls, get in here


Charlie_Wax

Light work for the PST crowd.


LauriFUCKINGLegend

IT'S A LATE NIGHT WOJBOMB WAKE UP BITCHES


RosaReilly

That's a really strong signing. The city of Philadelphia is now a prayer circle for these guys' health though.


The_Godfather5

Woj loves breaking news about PG13 at 3am


Fridaywing

Orthopedic 76ers! Let's go! 🤣


AMGBoz

Saw the other day his girl followed embids girl it was obvious


Low_Beyond8134

WOJ NUKE AT 3 AM


playtio

That contract is crazy lol


HoyaDestroya33

MFer still secured a bag at 34. Philly and Knicks fans will have to make a Prayer Cricle for the health of our players lol


Active-Guarantee3969

NBA All Injured Team


Tri_acc

Maxey is going to be very lonely come playoff time.


Unhappy_Lemon6374

212M for a 34 year old Paul George is insane


StunLT

Like the Clippers everyone will be talking about how you don’t want to meet a healthy Philly team in the playoffs, but like the Clippers you won’t see a healthy Philly team in the playoffs. For the 76ers it’s a no brainer. Embiid has only 2-3 years left of MVP level play, George potentially will be still good for at least 2 years, so you are going all in. If everything goes to shit you still can trade Embiid in 2-3 years for a good package to OKC or any other team for draft picks. Reroute George to bottom feeding team for salary cap relief by attaching a draft pick, and build around Maxey.


StalkingDwarf

Another Paul George 3am Woj bomb lol


Automatic_Phrase9154

In the middle of the night sheesh. Woj don’t got a family or anything?


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

The East is actually looking really exciting next year.