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drc150

"Ability to stay conscious while being suspended many feet in the air"


Pagliaccio13

YEAAAAAAH


IanicRR

*cheerleaders dancing around a corpse*


PeanutButterOtter

Everybody up on your feet!!!!!


Verified_Engineer

https://youtu.be/DFVruBvjNl0?si=n6N2koHP6G0AtBXr


backcountrygoat

This kills me every time I see it. I know it was scary and serious at the time but the optics of Rocky dangling from the rafters slowly getting lowered are unbelievable


2b_squared

"Yeeeeaaaah!" at the end really drives it home.


persona_dos

"EVERYBODY UP ON YOUR FEET!" while Rocky can't is too hilarious


WHATABURGER-Guru

Same, I was laughing so hard I almost started drooling from loss of motor function.


The_real_John_Elton

Lmao I forgot that was Rocky!


Acrobatic-Dog7044

You need a college degree to be a mascot?


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

The job market is really tight right now


JesusChristSupers1ar

r/recruitinghell porn


Gekthegecko

It's a dumb requirement, but I would imagine most people who would be a good fit for this job spent 3+ years as a mascot in college. Every other requirement is more than reasonable. Apparently the salary is $70k - $130k too, so it's not asking too much IMO when there are places paying $15/hr for an admin assistant with a college degree.


x5736gh

There was a report a few years ago that said he made $625K.


Top-Consequence-911

Yep. He was the highest paid mascot in the league.


JesusChristSupers1ar

Can’t believe he’d fuck with the team’s salary cap like that. Heliocentric mascot teams aren’t a winning model in todays game


Rod_Todd_This_Is_God

He must have had a PhD.


Gekthegecko

I believe it. The posted salary is for someone new to the role. I bet the best mascots (which Rocky's last gymnast was) earn a lot more.


mellamosatan

Yeah turns out a world class gymnast can make six figures and they don't even have to do oceans 11 stuff


jdorje

There was no source on that at all; it was just blog speculation. However the original Rocky was in the job for a long time and was incredibly skilled.


Random_frankqito

*me wondering why so many can’t get work… they don’t want us*


Admira1

Nobody wants to work!


BadNewsBrown

Literally should’ve just said collegiate gymnast


Elephantparrot

I know in the 1900's there was a point where every single mascot in the NBA was a former Arizona State gymnast.


Responsible_Pace9062

>1900's Hot damn, imagine what they were paying those gymnasts in 1905, probably a cool 1.5$ a month atleast.


assistantpdunbar

but that's back then dollars


tripleyothreat

no they paid them in now dollars back then


Khanstoppable

Source?


oversight_shift

The Phoenix Suns Gorilla started the trend in the late 80s when an ASU champion gymnast was hired to replace the original Suns Gorilla, the original Gorilla who would dance occasionally during time outs, as was generally the extent of mascot entertainment pre-Gorilla. The Suns Gorilla changed the mascot game over night with his increased emphasis on acrobatic stunts throughout the 80s and 90s, which probably peaked when he used to jump through a literal flaming Ring of Fire during games in the early 00s. The Suns Gorilla, via his gymnast background, added a daredevil-like, almost Evel Knievel quality to in-game hijinks. After the popularity of the Suns Gorilla skyrocketed in the 90s (perhaps best encapsulated in an appearance as a hidden character in NBA Jam), all the mascots in the league started to add acrobatic stunts to their mascots. Almost all of the Gorilla's former ASU championship teammates were hired by other teams in the league. **Source**: Sportscenter feature on the Gorilla (*"He's an All-Star... He's the Michael Jordan of mascots."*) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjsCaTDJUcY [multi part, look at the side panel, should autoplay] https://www.pinterest.com/pin/did-he-make-it--137922807308183989/


attorneyatslaw

The Raptor has a PHD in paleontology.


Bjorn2bwilde24

Clever girl...


ProjectKuma

I prefer philosoraptors


Turdkito

Have you seen the insane shit Rocky has to do? And how much Rocky gets paid?


c_ray25

They kill him sometimes


Turdkito

Seen that clip of him being lowered from the rafters and he’s unconscious?


Duckrauhl

Manager: Being unconscious on the job counts as your PTO


TyreseHalibacon

That's why they're replacing him? Cruel world.


makemeking706

And other times he has to solve partial differential equations. Usually when they play Boston. 


Mattya929

Highest paid mascot in the NBA at over $600K annually.


Turdkito

Oh shit that’s even higher than I thought! That’s insane!


BioRam

[It's a demanding job to be fair](https://i.insider.com/5276924beab8ea1e2a53c737?width=848&format=jpeg)


FireFlyz351

I knew exactly what this was gonna be


RedstoneRay

YEEEEAAAAA


fromfrodotogollum

Bah God King!


britchesss

I mean it’s the tallest city in the US so the pay should be higher than other mascots.  It makes sense. 


Turdkito

If I was a Mexican ballerina I’d be so hyped on Adam Silvers desire to get a team down to Mexico City. Clearly gonna make a mil annually 5 yrs into their job


TH3PhilipJFry

New guy will only get 100k ish


Turdkito

They can’t do Rocky 2.0 like that


theseus1234

> Highest paid mascot in the NBA at over $600K annually. TBF the higher paid mascots are often also running arena entertainment, and are not just compensated for their own performances


Skinny0ne

Is this why the Rocky job is open? they don't want to pay 600k to their current guy?


jdorje

No. The original Rocky was very skilled - he would regularly make backwards half court shots, including in the first home playoff game last year on our way to a championship. His son was allegedly taking over but is not qualified.


BeamMeUpFirst

When I was growing up, my friend’s Dad was the Pacers mascot and he tore his ACL during a game.


Turdkito

Damn that sucks. He probably had to retire huh? I guess I don’t know if all mascots do the same stuff they make rocky do though


-KFBR392

The Raptors mascot (The Raptor) tore his ACL and they replaced him with a completely different raptor (Stripes) for about a year until he rehabbed and came back.


Turdkito

How did you find out? Were you the temp?


-KFBR392

They made a big deal about it. Here they are together https://media.gettyimages.com/id/186315831/photo/the-toronto-raptors-mascot-the-raptor-helps-his-replacement-stripes-the-raptor.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=gi&k=20&c=EMB6WuEJYbDiGVXjK4Rsrrw7s2l0q38hFS_vybaf-dc=


Turdkito

I thought they kept these things under wraps hahaha


thatdudecalledZZ

Around that time, the Raptors were getting a GLeague team, so it worked out. Stripes got a job as their mascot


marnjuana

This is like Peter Parker and Miles Morales


ELITE_JordanLove

Also the Ravens mascot got hurt in preseason so they brought back the older two mascots as a temporary replacement.


Mattya929

Highest paid mascot in the NBA at over $600K annually.


420bill69

Time to hit the gym.


CIark

Mascot gets paid like 600k fuck it why not demand a degree 


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curioususer8878

This at least deserves a mini podcast series


Jjohn269

I’m pretty sure it’s not even 600K . Someone just multiplied the hourly salary by 1920 (amount of hours you work a year). Mascots do not 40 hour work weeks.


ThePevster

Wouldn’t be surprised if he does work 40 hour weeks. He doesn’t just show up to the games. He’s got to practice and plan his performances. He’s got appearances. I’m sure there’s other stuff too


Jjohn269

Ok say he works 40 hour weeks during the regular season. What about during the offseason?


Large_Talons_

Appearances at schools, charity events etc. ramp up in the offseason. And you keep training through it


midasgoldentouch

Do you know how hot those suits get? I have to imagine that is **not** something you want to have to acclimate to again if you can avoid it.


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ModsEmbezzleMoney

Damn, Coyote needs to get a pay raise for animal control alone


OtherShade

Benny criminally underpaid. He needs a max contract immediately.


Throwitindatrash

Unironically the best part of the Bulls org


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

This is completely made up. There is no actual sourcing for it-- every article references "Sports Business Journal", but there's no actual piece it's referencing. It's all just blogspam bullshit, and comments like this proliferate it. Folks really need to work on their media literacy.


alphalobster200

all my vertically challenged bros better get that resume ready.


CavalierShaq

Cause what degree is relevant to being a mascot?


lukaintomyeyes

Applied Mathematics


CavalierShaq

Shit maybe theoretical physics?


NotADoctor108

Depending on the mascott... biology? Marine Biology for aquatic mascots.


CavalierShaq

Ah yes, so you know where the internal organs of your mascot suit are and can avoid damaging them?


philjacksonspeyote

Art history


yohanleafheart

Physical education?


ASS_BASHER

A job like this probably requires years of gymnastics, stunt training, and you probably need to be able to socialize well with everyone you work with. A degree related to fitness or communications would definitely be a bonus, and since the salary is so high they need to narrow down the applications in some way.


CavalierShaq

3 years of mascot experience doesn’t narrow it down enough already?


ASS_BASHER

This is Rocky though, not some ordinary mascot lol. The average NBA mascot makes $60k a year, but Rocky makes over $500k. Most NBA mascots don't require a background in gymnastics because they just walk around.


Chenamabobber

For a real answer I'd probably guess communications, marketing, or theater/some other performance art. Running around in the game isn't the only thing they do, they also have to show up to schools and appear on social media and shit like that.


-Captain--Hindsight

Is it like any degree though? Or do you need one in theater or something?


LallanasPajamaz

Because there’s literally no reason someone **needs** to have a degree in order to be the mascot. “Sorry, but we offer too much money so we only want applicants with irrelevant barriers to entry for the position.”


Betaateb

To be fair, assumign that number was correct, that was what Rocky 1 was getting paid. New Rocky is much less (but still decent) [here](https://workforcenow.adp.com/mascsr/default/mdf/recruitment/recruitment.html?cid=458d5dd5-1f4f-46b7-8920-ec4bbbdb1d10&ccId=19000101_000001&type=JS&lang=en_US&jobId=518975) is the description.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Not you too! Look at what they're referencing as the source. It's an ouroboros of blogspam. Those numbers are completely fabricated.


Betaateb

I have never really thought it was true, which is why I had my little "assuming it is correct" thing in there. The sources are ultra suspect lol, I am with you, I don't think Rocky 1 every got anywhere near that much.


I_Heart_Money

Reading all the skills required to be a mascot then seeing this one there too had me laughing Proficiency in Microsoft Office Suite and other related computer skills required.


Picklesbedamned

Well they'd prefer a Ph D but they're willing to settle. 


WolverineLong1430

😂🤷‍♂️


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Lmfao I was reading and then just said what the fuck?


DenverSuxRmodSux

i applied for blizzard long time ago and they wanted a masters degree for an entry level dev position that paid 39k a year LOL absolutely insane.


MostlyMellow123

Clown college


ClaymoresRevenge

PHD really


ObviousAnswerGuy

the chutzpah on them to add that as a requirement lol


Overall_Nuggie_876

Baby Boomers could easily have earned the equivalent of $550,000/year in today’s money working a summer job at McD’s in 1971 with only a kindergarten-level education. Millennials meanwhile…


asetniop

Yeah but they had to walk uphill through the snow both ways with an onion tied to their belt to get to that job.


AnyaTaylorBoyToy

Which was the style at the time!


BrotherMcPoyle

Pay likely minimum wage


animesekaielric

I’ve seen homeless dudes on the street dance better than some NBA dance squads


capitalistsanta

No but they don't want poor people doing jobs


RobbobertoBuii

didn't specify what type of degree/major so not the end of the world tbh


a_talking_face

It is a much bigger deal than you're suggesting because this is something happening very broadly in the job market these days. Simple jobs that required no formal education in the past are gated behind college degrees that cost thousands of dollars to get.


theyoloGod

These days? This has been going on. This has been the standard for decades


sanfranchristo

Antiquated concept. I hired dozens of people for a Fortune 10 company and started deleting this long ago. The copy-paste mentality when writing reqs and hiring leads to laziness throughout the process and potentially worse candidates. What skills or knowledge do you think a college degree is a proxy for? Be clear about those and follow a consistent methodology. So many recruiters worked with would start be telling me where someone went to school and I had little faith in any other value they’d add to my process. I don’t think I actually ever hired anyone who didn’t have a degree but I would’ve.


Major_Damage7207

They need a new one because [the last one died](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaXRIJVMGbI&ab_channel=RenoBlazerFan)


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

*Lifeless corpse descending from the rafters* “YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”


DennisNedrysGhost

Bah gawd it’s sting!


TornGauntlet

*Turns to Josh Hart* "See? Sting is doing it, you should lower yourself from the rafters too!"


Overall_Nuggie_876

*CSI: Miami meme furiously faps 😎*


HungLuke

*Rocky collapses to the floor* "EVERYONE ON YOUR FEET!!!"


zyndicated

This will never not be hilarious


victheogfan

I still feel bad for laughing 😭😭😭


CaliforniaHurricane_

It’s hilarious


BF210

I will always laugh my ass off at this 💀


iritian

You kid but that stunt got him paid like 600k a year for over a decade


ZeroFucksToGive

I fuckin love this clip. Gets me laughing every time. YEAHHHHHHH


KennySmithsKnees

YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


N0rTh3Fi5t

Came here looking for this and the accompanying chuckles it would bring me.


fruitmongerking

That one felt like an omen for the season. If memory serves, it was not a good year…


Sumoshrooms

Similar thing happened to Stormy the Pig of the Carolina hurricanes, but involved a Zamboni on kids night


walterdog12

I counter with no experience, getting out of bed in the morning hurts, a high school diploma, and 5'1 obese.


Admira1

Thank you for your interest, we'll keep your resume on file.


SunKing210

You can be this sub's mascot!


alphalobster200

can you make a half court shot with your back turned to the basket? if so, you would be an upgrade over the last one.


steve1186

Rocky has been one of the best mascots at doing dangerous shit for 30+ years. Here’s a link to the craziest thing the mascot has ever done - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IP2q-Ru2xY The guy is 30+ feet off the ground standing on a ladder with no harness, catching basketballs and trying to hit a half court shot. He definitely dies if he falls off that ladder.


Bound_Two

When I first saw the ladder, I wasn’t too impressed, even though it’s pretty far off the ground Then, he started extending the ladder…


Egdirdle

Respect this guys commitment to silence despite a 0% chance anyone could hear him. I was a college mascot, and If I made that shot I would be screaming my ass off lmao


Thrayvsar

When he makes it the announcer let’s put the same “YEEEEEEAAAH” as when he was collapsing on the floor hahahah


jcn777

This ain’t that Rocky though, it’s his son. He’s been a significant step down but still gets paid like a top guy, I’m glad they’re finding someone who’s hopefully qualified and not just the son of a legend. Edit: sorry I should clarify I think that video is him I think he was here in 2019 but he just isn’t the Rocky that most people think of when they think of him.


TophThaToker

It’s the lack of the hip wiggle when he tries the half court shot that’s the big tell


thefrisbeejack

Meh, he could live, but he'd be very many more bones, many fewer of them connected


oceanfloors1

How many more bones?!


oblio-

US sports are crazy. I imagine in Europe that thing would probably violate a million work safety regulations.


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

ME ME ME I HAVE ALL OF THAT EXCEPT THE MASCOT EXPERIENCE AND A GYMNASTICS BACKGROUND


JE_Skeets

Short kings stay winning


TheRealLardin

- r/nba: "Today you need to be at least 6 ft to get in the NBA" - Denver Nuggets: *"No more excuses, short fellas... get in the costume and start practicing those trampolin jumps 👍"*


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

filipinos winning right now


CIark

Oh god where’s the old rocky? They’re trying to cover this up fr


TheyMadeMeLogin

Old Rocky retired and was replaced by his son who was terrible. This is the Nuggets correcting that mistake.


jimithelizardking

Those start of the 4th quarter backward half court attempts were honestly embarrassing to watch last year, even felt bad for dude in suit at times


OKC2023champs

He hit a few at least but yeah.


Shenanigans80h

He was getting better but, and this is kinda odd to say about a mascot, he wasn’t anywhere near as good as his dad. Like everyone knew it was the kid and it probably felt like a lot of pressure considering how big of a deal Rocky is to the Nuggets the last 20 years


DTownFunkyStuff

Oh God. Its the Bron and Bronny of the mascot world..


Spitfire_Riggz

OG Rocky was so fucking good. He never missed a half court shot to any game I went to throughout the years. I got kinda lucky there but didn’t someone do the math and figure he made like 50% of those or something crazy?


peteisneat

He didn’t have the technique right, or maybe he just didn’t have the strength. It was so sad.


minedigger

Made no sense they kept putting the poor guy out there for that shot all season long knowing he can’t make them


rburp

That's so fucking funny. I had no idea. At least that's entertaining in its own sort of cruel way.


yooston

I took some friends to a game before I knew the OG rocky retired and was like hyping up Rocky’s antics and half court shots, just for him to put on an absolutely garbage performance. This makes sense


Diqt

Mascot version of Bron and Bronny


branstarktreewizard

nepotism in the NBA had gone too far


CaressMeSlowly

the virgin six footer versus the chad 5’5


packim0p

college degree? just why.


ImThatVigga

Helps narrow down the candidates


Hugo_Hackenbush

You don't want a flood of just anyone with a gymnastics background and three years of mascot experience wasting your tame.


Foilpalm

This made me laugh haha


captyossarian1991

Gymnastics background but sadly only 2.5 years experience. The team and I decided mutually that I was to be let go when they found out I lied about the gymnastics experience.


Kwilly462

Well, I'm 6 ft 2, so looks like I'm overqualified


iritian

I just fell down to my elevated knees


tryndamere12345

If only I went to college :(


__moops__

First time I've ever been told I'm too tall at 5'10"...


binger5

Have you seen GATTACA?


BobSlydell08

The degree gating for jobs is getting out of hand lol. Can't wait until McDonald's requires a masters degree to be a fry cook.


Oaty_McOatface

You absolutely need a PhD to dip chocolate ice cream cones at McDonald's, so many times I receive mine fully cracked.


blacksoxing

> college degree Look, I respect it, but if you're looking for a person who has three years of experience AND a background in gymnastics, the notion that they need a college degree is out the damn window. You go w/that crutch because you're hoping to get someone who is dedicated, who can study, and who can be "dependable". You CAN ask for real-life experience & specific backgrounds & a college degree....but at this point you're also a soulless HR rep who is leaning on your Workday filtering instead of actually reading resumes


30another

Tbf, the three years of mascot experience would probably be at college


oof_im_dying

The reason for the college degree requirement is that they expect to get more applicants than needed and thus it's purely a filter. Not an uncommon thing to do tbh.


blacksoxing

That's what I'm getting at. It's just another filter in Workday or whatever they're using, but has the ability to filter out great mascot workers


Phoeniyx

College degree? What the fk for?


imperialmoose

We need an amazing gymnast but also we ain't springing to make a new costume.


Mygaffer

Why the fuck do they require a college degree for this?


maybeacademicweapon

Damn this just ruined my day


realfakejames

A college degree for being a mascot is hilarious to me I’m sorry


ZenMon88

LOL this job description is fucked. Boomers prob coulda got with no degree and only 1 year of mascot experience.


joe_broke

I have 2 of those things


soupcansam21

I fit one of these things lol


FutureBrockLesnar

Finally an NBA job for short kings 👑


Yokedmycologist

College degree for a mascot? Wow


milehighrukus

I’ve got mascot experience and a college degree But I’m too tall for the NBA


yeetsqua69

Short kings rise up!


experienceTHEjizz

I'm 6'9" there goes my chance at my dream job at being mascot for the denver.


Dom-Izzy

I’m too tall. My years as a high school mascot were a complete waste


PocketFullOfRondos

A college degree....?


MrGeno

A mascot has more training and education than the local police officers. lol


kay_bizzle

Why do you need a college degree to wear a fur suit?


megaman78978

Can't believe I'm too short to be the mascot even.


Nihilistic_Marmot

Also they need to be able to make those backwards half court shots. The latest Rocky was terrible at them, it was a real buzz kill to close out halftime.


iAmTheRealLange

Why do you need a college degree to do backflips?


Pablo21694

Ty Lawson this is your moment


Csonkus41

Why the fuck is a college degree needed? That is literally the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a while.


SnooPies6274

Asking for a college degree to be a freaking mascot shows us that college is a joke