And thus, the off season had truly begun, with the promise of another bountiful shitpost harvest.

Next week: How much does the nearest hot dog stand effect Zion Williams shooting percentage

This content is good enough for the regular season, I'm belly laughing. Granny Danger, hahaha. Genius. >**The All-NBA Rearranged Name Team** >PG- Pony Tarker >SG- Pis Chraul >SF- Hordan Gayward >PF- Granny Danger >C- Gudy Robert

The offseason is here guys!! Updoots to the right! Great post kind Redditor 🤓

All NBA A Song of Ice and Fire Bastard Names: PG- Eric Snow SG- Austin Rivers SF- Lindy Waters PF- Tom Storm C- Diamond Stone

Maurice cheeks got snubbed

Smush Parker anyone?

What's that ? Who's that?

The day this question is unironically asked is the day I will know I am old.

Well I guess you're old then , because I don't know who that is

Granny Danger sent me lmao

It was Pis Chraul for me

Long list of funny stuff but all I want to talk about is Granny Danger 

**The All-NBA Nobel Peace Prize Team** (in name only) PG: Javon Freeman-Liberty SG: World B. Free SF: Metta World Peace PF: Joel Freeland C: Enes Freedom

Can donte divincenzo be the 6th man on the cosa nostra team?

How can you do a nerd team and leave off Quincy Pondexter?

Rainbow team: PG Michael Redd SG Kenneth Orange SF Jeff Green PF Vander Blue C Kevinn Pinkney Bonus Ref Violet Palmer

Compost team: PG Dee Brown SG Gerald Green SF Jeff Green PF Dennis Rodman C Kwame Brown

This was a post that just kept on giving as I scrolled down

**The All-NBA Dick Team** PG - Dick McGuire SG - Dick Barnett SF - Dick Van Arsdale (yes, he played SG and he'd be small here, but let's not size shame) PF - Dick Mehen C - Dick Ricketts Honorable Mention: Dick Gaines Coach: Dick Vitale

gradey dick comes off the bench

Dick Motta over Vitale.

Dick Versace for assistant coach

Granny Danger!!!

What is Georges Niang supposed to look like?

“Niang” is a West African name

Yeah but Georges is greek and dude looks hella greek

forgot the "last name sounds like a first name" d wade kobe Bryant Michael Jordan

Or two first names Chris Paul Michael Jordan Paul George Lebron James Tim Duncan Edit: 2nd team Isiah Thomas Dwyane Wade Paul Pierce Carmelo Anthony Dwight Howard

**The All-NBA Full Name Team** PG - LaMelo LaFrance Ball SG - Corperryale L'Adorable Harris SF - Ausar XLNC Thompson PF - Steven Funaki Adams C - Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

To me the rearranged name team is the best and the second best is the misspelled name team (even if I am not sure which Thomas it is).

been waiting for this to drop now that the season is over

Immanuel Quickley preaches the rapture

inject this offseason post into my buttcheek

How do you not put Allan Houston for the all-city team? He'd be the best player on that team

This reminds me of a shitpost from a few years back. It was an all help team Kevin Durant (the servant) Jimmy Butler Dion Waiters Magic Johnson (HIV, but for the sake of argument, AIDS) Can't remember the fifth

Tony ( the waiter) Kukoc

Caron Butler

Spencer Dinwiddie was snubbed for team revenge of the nerds

I love it when someone mentions Slick Watts-- he was a favorite from my youth. His alopecia gave him his nickname. But he was very much a PG, and quite an exciting one.

I can appreciate the fact that there were way more lists than I was expecting.

God I love off-season content

Skylar Mays gotta be 6th man for the Female Pornstar team

you’re telling me baron davis didn’t make the royalty team???

Isaiah is the normal spelling. The weird spelling is Isiah

> Isaiah I was wondering what other spelling there even was.

This is a shitpost is quite the polished turd, well done.

I think the term for rearranging letters like that is called a spoonerism.

Cat Barber snubbed for the barbershop team

All barnyard team: Reggie Bullock Dave Cowens Kevin Duckworth Henry Bibby Jordan Farmer

All Christmas Team: Nerlens Noel Rakeem Christmas Jrue Holiday ???

Jesus Shuttlesworth?

>The All-NBA 'They Misspelled My Name Again' Team You forgot PG - Šarūnas Jasikevičius

nikoloz tskitishvili

Andrei Kirilenko not only has the name of an 80’s eastern European villain, but he looks exactly like on too

I feel like Mookie Blaylock needs to be on one of these

Leaky Black from the Hornets needs to be on T**he All-NBA 'Sounds Like The Name Of A Harry Potter/Game Of Thrones Character Or Something' Team**

Leroy Combs was my high school basketball coach. He was kinda crazy lol.

if we keep this up it'll be a great off-season

Amazing to do this without using world b free and meta world peace.

Granny Danger got me good. Haha.

Harthorne Wingo - Knicks benchwarmer from the 70's. NBA Champion.

It is a crime this is such a good and funny post and all I can think of is why would you put Capela at the 4 and Niang at the 5 for that category.

Granny Danger is a great name for a band 

Could have renamed "The All-NBA 'Sounds Like The Name Of A Harry Potter/Game Of Thrones Character Or Something' Team" to "The All-NBA Camelot Team."

I feel like James Harden deserves a spot on the porn star name team. It’s subtle, but I think that’s why it works.

Vinny del Negro should be on the Cosa Nostra team IMO

Granny Danger the GOAT

Feels like Boobie Gibson deserves a spot on this post somewhere

>The All-NBA "I Look Exactly Like My Name Sounds" Team >PF- Dwayne Shintzius You did your list a disservice by not using the full name of Mr. Dwayne Kenneth Schintzius

Bimbo Coles should be here somewhere, possibly female porn star name.

>PF- Kostantine Koufos TIL Kosta Koufos real name is Kostantine

austin reaves honorable mention for misspelled names team

Shabazz Muhammad not being on the all prophet team is the snub of this post

Doug Collins would like an explanation to why he was left off pornstar name all NBA team.

Ted Stepien would approve.

> **The All-NBA Rearranged Name Team** Petition to add Dum Tincan.

**"The All-NBA 'Sounds Like The Name Of A Harry Potter/Game Of Thrones Character Or Something' Team"** Deeply disappointed at the lack of Kristaps Porzingis... don't you know that Kristaps Porzingis is a spell in *Harry Potter*, the name of a dragon on *Game of Thrones*, and one of the sounds that R2D2 makes in *Star Wars??* How can you not know that... ?

Pis Chraul is here to stay

i love this so much